The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

As a kind-hearted superhero, it is certainly impossible for Batman to use such disregard for the law and human rights to monitor super criminals like Amanda.

But monitoring the Joker is necessary, especially when he's hanging around a Batman who's too trendy.

Batman calls in Superman.

Of course it was the local Superman. When Bruce went to find Superman, Batman had already recorded the opponent's location with a surveillance camera and brought Superman out through the entrance and exit of the shield.

This is completely unselfish. It is definitely just to explore the truth and is not directed at anyone.

But Superman is an alien after all, and too much power needs to be restricted and supervised, so Batman called in Peter again.

This is absolutely scientific, or at least exploratory, and again, not directed at anyone.

The Joker holds a completely opposite view on this. He strongly demands that Batman put a bomb in his heart and not let him go down with these three unlucky things.

The Joker's protests were ineffective, and the four of them were thrown into the entrance of the shield by Batman using a fighter jet.

To avoid confusion, I have to introduce the four people on this trip.

Peter, the amazing Spider-Man from the old Earth of 616 in the Marvel main universe, but at this time no longer has the ability of Spider-Man.

Bruce comes from Schiller's universe.

The Joker comes from the main universe, which is now Gotham, and is the New 52 Joker.

Superman comes from Earth-1. Here we must focus on Clark Kent, because there is a single issue of him in the Earth-1 series of publications.

Some people think that Batman on Earth 1 is so weak, so Superman must not be strong either. But in fact, Batman's weakness only affects people in Gotham, and the strength of Superman and Green Lantern, who share the same publication, is almost unaffected.

However, the Superman of Earth 1 is also very unique. When he debuted, he was not weak, but he was a bit average. There are many shots that look very much like the traditional Long Aotian, especially the cover picture where he is wearing a hooded jacket and his eyes are glowing red. Those who knew it was Superman, but those who didn’t knew it thought it was the comic book version of Twilight.

At the same time, Clark on Earth 1 is confused. He doesn't know how he should live in this world, maybe as an ordinary employee, or as a striking star.

What prompted him to change was still the enemies who came to his door, but it was not yet the stage where his enemies came to his door, so Superman was still a reporter for the Daily Planet.

A sudden alien invasion is like an enemy coming to your door. Superman cannot sit idly by and ignore it, so he chooses to expose his superpowers to protect the people.

When Bruce went to find him, he was doing a good job and no alien army could enter the area he was protecting.

Of course, compared to other supermen, he is still slightly weaker, because if Clark Kent from the main universe was here, he would have followed the portal to the Apokolips by now.

The description of Superman's abilities on Earth 1 in the comics is that it would take a week to exterminate mankind if his abilities are fully activated, which is enough to show that he is indeed not very strong, but it is enough for Earth 1 where rookies are everywhere.

Although Batman's passage through the entrance and exit of the shield was like entering and exiting the bedroom of his own home, there were actually certain defensive measures here, so they were attacked the moment they landed.

Superman used his biological force field to reverse the laser rays, and the four landed smoothly. Peter immediately started yelling, asking questions about Superman's eyes and laser rays, and even took out a miniature detection instrument to test What can the lasers from Superman's eyes achieve?

Spider-Man, who wrote Gotham Travels, had heard Superman's name and learned how powerful Superman was from Batman, but he had never seen it with his own eyes. Peter made up his mind to go back and communicate with him to share his This experience was turned into a sequel to Gotham Travels, and at least I could get a corresponding author position.

Bruce was also very supportive. He smiled and said to Clark: Look, I just said you can do it. If you have this ability and don't save the world, wouldn't it be a waste?

The only reason I rejected you is that you are a Gothamite. Clark was not so grateful and replied a bit stiffly: The people from there have done too many evil things in Metropolis. I have seen them before.

I can't believe you have such a prejudice. Bruce lowered his eyes and sighed: I have a good relationship with the Clark I know. We went to his home in Kansas together, and Martha's apple pie was really good. eat.

Clark's eyes became suspicious. He looked Bruce up and down and said hesitantly, I'm not sure what the two of them would think about me inviting one of the world's richest men home.

They were very happy. Bruce didn't even mention that he bought a Lamborghini tractor, because if he said it now, it would be very similar to charity and showing off his wealth. He has a way to turn this into his trump card.

We went to the farmer's market together, bought vegetables and fish, drove an old tractor that almost broke my bones, walked along the pond, and went to watch the sunset in the field.

When you know that he...he is actually different from ordinary people?

I don't know what difference you are referring to? Ability similar to your eyes? I forgot to mention that there is a woman traveling with us.

She comes from the Amazon, did you know? Her father is Zeus, yes, the Zeus in mythology. She is a descendant of the Olympus pantheon.

Clark's attention was immediately attracted, and he asked curiously: She is a demigod? The kind who can do magic?

Of course, in addition to magic, she also has a magical rope that makes them tell the truth no matter what is tied up.

Oh, my God. Clark laughed, as if he thought it was a joke, and said, Have you ever been tied up?

Of course not, but speaking of which, there was another pair of us who was tied up. It was actually after a game...

Bruce felt a heat on his back. Considering that Superman with Cyclops eyes was standing in front of him, it must be the Joker staring at him with a death gaze.

When Bruce turned around, he met the Joker's murderous gaze.

Don't get me wrong, the Joker is actually not in a hurry at all. It doesn't matter how long Bruce and Clark want to chat. This madman is not as efficient as Batman at all. To a certain extent, he can be said to be happy-go-lucky.

But when Bruce went to chat with Clark, the only one left for the Joker was Peter.

Don't forget, this clown is one of the protagonists of Gotham Travels, so when Bruce and Clark chatted for a while, Peter, who wanted to be the corresponding author of Gotham Travels, couldn't wait to have the clown dictate it to him. Homer's Epic.

Mr. Clown, is it true that there are always noises upstairs? Why didn't you complain to them before? Do your water pipes often leak? Do you really not even have a roll of regular pipe tape at home?

The other person said that you have three identical dark blue jackets. Is this true? Also, you keep a whole set of suits in your wardrobe, but don't put any drying agent. How can you guarantee that you will be on stage? Your clothes won’t wrinkle due to moisture during the performance?”

Do you often kidnap hostages? What if you tie them to a building and they suddenly want to go to the toilet? What if they wet their pants? Won't you rub urine stains on your body when you carry them? What if their clothes Would you throw such dirty things into the washing machine if they got on your hands?

If I had to use metaphors to describe this scene, the Joker now looks very much like Squidward.

Gotham Travels said that you love to laugh very much, but you don't seem happy. Do I talk too much? I brought my mobile phone. Can we take a photo together? Oh, please smile, otherwise they will You might think you’re a fake.”

The moment Peter pressed the shutter, the Joker showed a signature smile, and then the smile disappeared instantly, and he began to use the death gaze on Bruce again.

Bruce finally noticed his blazing gaze, so he said sorry to Clark, walked next to the clown, looked at the shield in front of him and said, Okay, let's find a way to get in.

The clown looked at Bruce again, and Bruce looked at him. The two stood at the front of the team and stared at each other.

Who can think of a solution? The Joker couldn't believe that he would ask this question - with Batman in the team.

I can think about it. Bruce spread his hands in shock and said, But can I not ask your opinion?

Obviously, no matter how we enter, there are risks. Everyone faces the same risks, so the rights and obligations to make suggestions should also be the same. This is a team, a democracy, and a team democracy.

Clark immediately looked at Bruce differently. After sizing up Bruce, he said, Sure enough, your Gotham media is not very reliable. I didn't expect the unlearned playboy in their sexy news to say such a thing.

Bruce shook his head modestly and said: In fact, I have never had an overly pessimistic view of the news media. Although they have always been pessimistic about me, I still believe that there will always be people who have the facts and will speak up for me. .”

He smiled at Clark and said tentatively, It's all your fault, Mr. Kent.

That depends on your performance. Clark's tone was obviously much more relaxed, as if he was joking with his friends on the football team, Even if you are the richest man in the world, you can't bribe me.

The Joker whistled at Bruce and said, Will you flirt with every Clark Kent you know?

A shot that hit the bullseye.

I think 'love' is a pretty superficial word for our relationship.

The target rose into the air, causing a row of bullet holes to form the shape of a heart.

Clark immediately turned away awkwardly.

The clown specifically wants to ask what the hell are you so shy about.

But at this time, Peter looked at the Joker with some innocence and asked: Have you ever seen Batman and Superman flirting? But don't they both have girlfriends? Batman even has sons, and several more. They shouldn't be gay, right?

Of course I have absolutely no intention of discriminating against gays. If they are, I bless them, but I think what you just said is a bit discriminatory. Mr. Clown, we shouldn't pay too much attention to other people's private emotional lives. Talk about it.

I know people always regard love as the noblest emotion, but can't the sympathy between superheroes be so close? This is obviously a stereotype and I don't think we should spread this kind of prejudice, especially It's despicable in a sarcastic and gossipy way.

Clark immediately came over and patted Peter on the shoulder. He said, It would be great if all reporters could think like you. In their news reports, they would like to pair up all the pigeons in the corners of the photos.

The clown folded his arms and pursed his lips, stretched out his right foot, and kept tapping the toes on the ground. He opened his eyes wide and pouted in the direction of Bruce, with an expression that seemed to say, Where did you invite these two suns from? ?Don’t you mind being exposed to the sun?”

Bruce chose to join, and the three of them chatted happily. When they walked towards the gate of the shield, Bruce winked at the clown.

No way? There wouldn't be anyone in Gotham without the sun, right?