The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Facing Michael's interrogation, Bruce mainly put on a playful smile.

Michael was pissed off.

He really couldn't kill Bruce, because now Bruce had Gabriel's wings, and angels couldn't kill their own brothers and sisters, but this didn't mean that Michael couldn't deal with Bruce. He asked Bruce to clean up Lake Eden. clean.

But the matter is not that simple at all. On the way to Lake Eden, Lucifer, who helped Bruce get tools, said: There may be anything in the lake that is not found in normal lakes - although I don't really think about it. Said, but you should have seen it, if a fish can knock me over with a slap, even as a child, you should know that it can knock the shit out of you.

Isn't it dead? Bruce asked.

Lucifer was stunned and turned to look at Bruce. Bruce spread his hands and said, Otherwise, why is it a lake and not a river? It's the same when I put energy into that river. I know I've been thinking about that fish for a long time. When it turned over, I fished it out and buried it under the tree. Why do you think I asked you to bring a grill?

Lucifer glanced down at the bucket of cleaning supplies in his hand and saw no grill. He mentally fought for less than a second and then they had the grill.

On the way over, Lucifer was very happy. He said, I don't understand why your professor rejected your doctoral application so many times. In fact, you are very considerate. I think this is a sign of success in psychology.

Just when Bruce was about to say something modest, Lucifer winked at him and said, But don't expect this kind of small favor to bribe me, and my advice is not that weighty for arrogance, especially in psychology.

You know when he called God to complain, he always reiterated that I didn't know who Hegel was, but I was drunk at that time. Who would ask a drunkard the name of someone who sounded like his one-night stand? What great theory does it represent?”

Bruce sighed deeply. Well, the first step to social victory encountered a setback.

You should have thought of it earlier. I am Lucifer Morningstar, an angel. I was born with the ability to read minds. You can't ask humans to use their tentacles to move things. I have no empathy at all. Human emotions are irrelevant to me. It’s said to be information written on white paper.”

For example, I can now read that you are about 78% disappointed, and then it can be further broken down into various trivial emotions. I will not use an organ that I have no use at all, let alone expect to read you and study this. The theory of organ acquisition.”

Bruce waved his hand perfunctorily and said, Okay, I didn't point at you much.

Batman's trick doesn't work for me. Lucifer shook his head and said, Actually, you have high expectations because you think I am your professor's good friend, but if you want to show off in front of him, Move me out, arrogance will always be on the side of arrogance.”

Speaking of it. Lucifer looked back and said, How are you going to calm that guy's anger? I must warn you, from what I know about Michael, he is really angry.

What did he do last time he was angry?

I got angry for a while. He couldn't do anything to me, and he was always angry with me. Lucifer shrugged and said, During the Battle of Fallen Heaven, I invited him to fight me openly, but the invitation never came through. However, he is an old-fashioned angel who upholds the rule of never harming his brothers.

You have brought certain possible dangers to heaven, which he will never tolerate. You may think that there is nothing he can do to you, but angels are often more ruthless than you think.

What will he do?

It depends on the situation. If you can't calm him down, he will sink you to the bottom of the lake and let you sleep for at least ten thousand years. God will also be on his side. And your professor, from what I felt during the last chat Judging from his attitude towards your doctoral application, he might also agree and get ten thousand years of leisure time.

He won't, because I'm a father.

It's no joke to let the children go down there to accompany you. It's not a prison down there, it's just another world. The flow of time is different from here. You will get a long period of family time, and it will be the same after you come out.

I'm afraid of him. Bruce shook his head and said, Others are fine. I can't accept that after staying with Elsa for ten thousand years, she will still bite the children's slide when she comes out. A novice father should not face it. Such a terrible frustration.”

You don't sound nervous. Lucifer looked at Bruce and said, You are even in the mood to joke.

Because he really can't do that. Bruce smiled and said, I'm completely sure that you will know soon.

Indeed, very quickly, before Lucifer even had time to clean the fish's tail, a newborn angel hurried into the Garden of Eden and called Lucifer to Michael's office.

Michael's expression looked particularly complicated, but not as angry as before. Just when Lucifer was about to ask that Wonderful Batman what wonderful anti-gas potion he gave you, Michael threw him a document.

It was a system log that had spread to this day, showing some things that had happened in places that they had not noticed during this period of time.

Lucifer will be called here because this matter has something to do with hell. To be precise, hell is in chaos.

Schiller chose the first step in the entire plan to open all black box investment channels, which was by no means aimless, because Constantine plays an important position in the magic world of all universes.

Not only because he is a popular character, but also because he is the key to the game of heaven and hell, both a short-term investment and a long-term gain.

Devils value the roulette game more than angels, so they were the quickest to discover something was wrong.

They put chips into the roulette wheel for a long time until the countdown ends, the roulette wheel opens to determine the points, and the winner takes away the chips with them.

But now the roulette wheels on the table have begun to disappear in large numbers for no reason, disappearing together with the chips that the devil put in, as if they had never been in this world.

Note that not only demon monarchs are eligible to participate in gambling, just like the archangels in heaven almost do not gamble, and the ones who attack are basically the people below.

They are not administrators with super high status like Archangels. They are still some kind of energy creatures. This kind of small gambling based on the official handicap is allowed. It is both a kind of entertainment and an incentive.

Compared to heaven, which has a disciplinary committee, hell is really full of gambling.

Some famous Constantines were obviously brought to the big boss's table. They can't touch these, so pick up the less popular ones. Don't think it sounds ridiculous, this game is created by professionals in heaven and hell. A system that analyzes odds.

A lifespan of several decades is not long for a decent devil. It can even be regarded as real-time gambling with full positive feedback. In hell, there are many devils staring at the market every day, waiting for themselves to beat the bets. lottery draw.

But the disappearance of Constantine is equivalent to the delisting of the stocks he bought without any reason. Not only the hope of winning is gone, but the chips invested are also gone. Who can bear this?

Because there are so many gambling demons, even though most of them are harvested leeks, gamblers think they can win, and think that problems with the handicap are the biggest reason that hinders them from getting rich overnight.

Demons also have a society, and the societies of intelligent creatures are similar. Once a large number of people at the bottom make trouble, the people above have to pay attention.

The demon monarchs are not vegetarians. Their boss is Lucifer. Although Lucifer has returned to heaven, the old guys in hell cannot be ignored. Forget it, people like Beelzebub, Azazel can always be with Lucifer. Relations between Spain and France are good.

With the help of this relationship, Azazel discovered that every missing Constantine had used some kind of mysterious dark power before - under the united efforts of the demons, this power soon became useless. It's mysterious, Barbatos' name resounds throughout hell.

Now that the real owner has been found, the next step is to come to collect debts, but Barbatos is quite capable. He has defended his hometown of the Source of Darkness so airtight that none of the demons can get in.

Lucifer thought to himself, of course you can't get in, because it's not Barbatos who is defending at all, but Michael. Michael mainly focuses on defense in the war. Lucifer didn't even get into the holy spring he defended back then. None of these devils could touch Barbatos.

However, the demons do not have administrator rights, so they cannot see what this blockade is about, and they only think that Barbatos is an amazingly difficult opponent.

He deliberately poured his own dark energy into Constantine's body, killed him, plundered everyone's bargaining chips, and then built himself an extremely strong turtle shell to rot all the accounts. It's true that even if the devil comes, he will say it. A word of devil.

However, countless demons came to take advantage of the excitement and then returned in despair. No one could break the protective shield. Azazel even took action himself, but nothing happened.

For a moment, the name of Barbatos could stop children from crying at night in hell. The occult circle with sufficient power in the universe dug up all the past of this ancient dragon of darkness, blowing it to the top. That's a huge mess.

In the end, whether it was the trash bin in front of your house that was overturned, or aliens from the sky calling again, don't ask, it's Barbatos's conspiracy to invade the universe.

As the saying goes, as long as there is enough information, the more you dig out, the more information you will find. Can a demon who deals with humans every day still find no information about humans? They quickly uncover the connections between the Court of Owls, the Disciples of Judas, Barbatos, and Gotham.

As we all know, Batman is special. The higher the level of power, the clearer the understanding of this fact. But you tell me that Batman's power comes from Barbatos?

Something is wrong, nine out of ten is wrong. Could it be that some of the strange things that happened before were all Barbatos's work?

The seeds of doubt have been planted, and seedlings have even grown. Barbatos's threat level has skyrocketed in the evaluations of the major forces, and it even topped the list in the end.

Putting aside the immediate problems that must be solved, the demon monarchs found that they couldn't figure it out, but they didn't want to lose it in vain. The commotion underneath was getting bigger and bigger, and the whole hell was like a boiling pot of hot oil.

There are countless beings in the world who are stronger than them on one hand, or to put it bluntly, the only ones left are archangels.

Michael looked at the demons begging for him with very complicated emotions, but Lucifer was more complicated than him.

Is this the solution co-author Bruce mentioned?

I was fooled again. The topic of applying for a PhD was just to elicit my ability to read minds.

I had just promised Bruce that I could read minds, could I pretend to be stupid now?

If he could read minds, he would have been able to tell that this was a step handed to him and Michael by Bruce.

Lucifer is still the Lord of Hell. For the common people, for the people, and for the demon king who has suffered for most of his life, why can't he bow to Michael? Even for arrogance, the current situation is sufficient reason.

If he bows his head, it means that he is responsible enough. What makes Michael most angry with him is that he just walked away without responsibility. As long as Lucifer is willing to go down this step, the gap between the two of them will disappear. Can be intact as before.

Lucifer was tempted.

But he still refused to admit it. In the end, his arrogance only turned into a good medicine to clear his memory.

What did Schiller say? If you act arrogant enough, when you bow your head, you can get enough rewards for it.

Of course he has to ask for adequate compensation, Lucifer gritted his teeth and thought, Damn Hegel, what did Schiller write in that paper on manipulation?

Lucifer threw the information aside and looked up at Michael, his eyes filled with scrutiny and disappointment.

Michael seemed to understand something. He opened his mouth in a panic and said, No, of course this is not me...

It doesn't matter. Lucifer removed his eyes and looked behind Michael.

Michael looked at Lucifer in shock, trying to find a half-joking look on his face, but unfortunately there was none. He heard Lucifer say in a tone as heavy as his eyes.

If this is what you want, then I'll give it to you—my dear brother, help me.

God was shocked.

And an unknown psychologist who provided theoretical support for this - wearing a meticulous three-piece suit and a burgundy court-style tie - was standing at the table organizing books.

He didn't even raise his eyes to look at Constantine, he just said: Now you still think I made a fuss over you?

Constantine swallowed. When he opened the door, he saw God, physically, and then suddenly, God, God left in a hurry, even looking like he had been hit hard.

What did he do to you? His survival instinct made him change the question.

Schiller stopped what he was doing and looked up out the window. In the hot summer, Gotham was fluttering with colorful flags for the upcoming event. He looked at it for a while and then said.

He sent me to another world without my consent... and made me spend at least thirty years of extremely boring life.

Settlement!