The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Everyone thought that Schiller would speak first, but unexpectedly it was Bruce who spoke first, and he readily admitted that this actually started from one of his plans - the Cuckoo Project.

Don't look at me like that. I know the name of this plan is a bit weird, but you can't ask me to call all the plans Bat-1 and Bat-2, otherwise I won't be able to tell them apart.

It's hard to imagine what kind of mental state you have in giving each of your more than 3,000 plans an independent name. Diana shook her head and sighed.

Because everyone was a little drunk, they talked a lot. In the past, the Amazon princess would not complain like this to others.

But it does greatly facilitate your understanding. Bruce stretched out a finger and said: This plan is actually literal. When you mention cuckoo, what do you think of?

The cry is miserable? Pamela frowned, obviously she didn't like this kind of bird, because Gotham's cuckoos usually make ten times more noise than normal cuckoos.

I think it may be their breeding habits. Clark was not drunk, and the alcohol was not enough for his body. He analyzed: Cuckoos like to lay their eggs in the nests of other birds. Cuckoo eggs tend to hatch earlier than other eggs, and the young hatch out earlier to get food.

Cuckoo birds in different areas will imitate the images of different birds when they are young to paralyze their parent birds, so that they can be fed as soon as they hatch.

Because it can have exclusive access to food for a long time after breaking out of its shell, it will naturally develop faster and its body will be stronger. By the time other birds break out of their shells, the cuckoo has already grown very big.

They are born with a movement of spreading their wings and arching their backs. This is to squeeze other birds out of the nest. The cuckoo bird itself grows big, and this movement can quickly take out the newly hatched chicks. All the birds were squeezed out of their nests and fell to death.

Sounds like some alien, Lex accurately commented.

Clark covered his forehead. He glanced at Lex, then at Schiller, and again at Lex. In the end, he still didn't say the words Can you learn something better?

I don't think it's despicable. Clark commented: The biggest difference between humans and wild animals is that humans have social order and moral principles, so we can naturally condemn those who do not abide by the order and have no morals.

But in the world of birds, they neither enjoy the benefits of social order and contracts, nor do they jointly abide by certain moral principles to strengthen cohesion. All the habits they develop come from evolution and are for survival. , naturally there is no distinction between good and evil.”

If I have to say it, this is like a kind of survival wisdom that has evolved over many years, showing the magic of nature.

Diana partially agrees with this view, but for a different reason. She said: In fact, if all the animals do is to reproduce, then the risks of this kind of parenting habit are very high.

Not all parent birds are unable to see through the cuckoo's camouflage. Some of the more intelligent ones will kill the cuckoo living in the nest, or simply not feed it, waiting for it to starve to death.

There are also some cuckoo chicks that accidentally fell to death when pushing other chicks out of the nest, or were preyed on by other raptors. Because they were the largest, they blocked the disaster for other chicks.

So this cannot be called a very good parenting habit, even from a zoological point of view. It can only be said to be peculiar, not efficient.

After saying that, she put her eyes on Bruce's face and asked: I guess you gave your plan such a name because what you did was in line with the cuckoo's parenting habits. What did you do? ?”

Lex and Pamela were both thoughtful, because they had been in Gotham for a long time and knew better what Bruce had been busy with recently.

Owl. Bruce said: We formed a new owl, and I am the largest and strongest cuckoo chick among them.

Several other people frowned.

Then, under Bruce's explanation, others got a glimpse of the threshold of this huge plan, and then they found that they could not find the existing words to describe this plan, if they had to say it - it was too corny, too trendy.

After Lucifer completely erased the Owl, Bruce reorganized the Owl of this universe. It was headed by Alberto Falcone, and members of the gang family participated one after another.

Lucifer's level of erasure of Barbatos is completely undetectable, so he just thinks that the owl in this universe started late, but fortunately, Bruce in this universe is also a briquette.

How powerful the Owls led by Batman would be. Barbatos had imagined that he had always wanted a real Batman - one with a sound mind, clear logic, and strong execution, but often such a Batman would only appear. In the bright universe, it is the white moonlight that he can't get.

This time, a Batman who fully met his wishes finally appeared. Barbatos was happy for a while, but soon he discovered that he had not found himself a son, but a father.

In fact, it is not accurate to say that. He has found himself an excellent employee, but he is a bit too good.

Bruce's slogan when he first formed the Owls was to build the best Owl Court in the universe, work hard, be proactive, and kill all the owls in the universe.

When it comes to being the king of rolls, Batman is second and no one dares to say he is first. Batman himself is the number one fighter in the entire universe combined.

It’s okay for Bruce to accuse his employees and to accuse himself. The most outrageous thing is that he also accuses his boss.

Since having such a good employee, Barbatos has never had a moment of leisure. He really doesn't know how Batman can find so many things to do for himself.

You could say that he was just looking for something, but the things he was looking for were very useful. One was to build a basic maze, another was to expand the base camp, and another was to adjust the basic personnel structure. Each of them required a lengthy article. reports.

Unfortunately, it was not fashionable for him to be a secretarial person here, so he read all the reports himself, and Barbatos was dizzy when he saw them.

Barbatos also suggested not to write so long every time, but Batman is very confident. If I don't write down all the details, who will be responsible if something goes wrong?

And he was also hinting overtly and covertly, look at what you did in the past when you invaded the bright universe, it’s just one word - rough!

Otherwise, you would still be squatting at home when everyone else is in. Can you achieve great success if you don't pay attention to details? If you don’t even have this little free time, and you’re not even willing to put in this little energy, why don’t you go home and sell sweet potatoes?

You are the boss and I am the boss? Is the company yours or mine? Is the work done for you or for me?

I don’t have to invade the light universe. I haven’t been in the dark universe since I was born. I didn’t say anything about your poor start. I’m not too tired to write the report, but you’re too tired to read the report. This is simply the worst person I have ever led. One session!

Barbatos had nothing to say, because his grandma Michael actually read all the reports written by Bruce!

Barbatos didn't want to bite the bullet, nor did he want to be scolded by Bruce. He thought about it, as long as he found enough work for Bruce, he wouldn't have time to write that bullshit report, so he compared the current situation The management of several stable light universes has been handed over to Bruce.

This is great. Bruce plays one character, I am very intelligent and amazing. He opens up multiple battlefields and fights on multiple fronts.

I will not delay the tasks assigned to me by the organization. I can also use my subjective initiative to fully mobilize the enthusiasm of employees and carry out large-scale production and cooperation. I must maximize your efficiency.

As a result, Barbatos answered the phone like crazy for more than a month.

Hey, boss, have you read the 13th version of the comments on the revision of the structural renovation work drawings of the Cosmic Owl Maze No. 6 and No. 12 that were just sent to you? Turn to page 681 and see the p below. Is that a slash? We plan to use the latest material infused with dark energy, mainly to solve the load-bearing problem of the F201 area...

Hey, boss, have you read the report on the No. 26 Universal Owl Court's spiritual improvement work conference based on Gotham's intelligence security? It was about the intelligence leak three days ago... There is no key point, everyone's speech is very Important!...I have sent the report of the second meeting to your email, please read it as soon as possible! Reply to me before three o'clock, I still have to hold a summary meeting!

Boss, why haven't you replied to your suggestion about the industrial transformation direction of No. 7 Cosmic Owl Group? ...Of course you need to reply! Otherwise, how about filling the vitamin bottle with dark energy according to the cosmic owl's idea? To reduce costs? Increase efficiency! Reduce costs and increase efficiency!... Please give me an answer as soon as possible. The personnel and equipment are waiting. If we don't start work in a day, we will lose millions of dollars!

Hey, boss, you have to go to Universe 12 on Saturday morning to attend the maze completion ceremony, and then immediately answer the work report call from Universe 6. The priest's phone over there has been unreachable for two weeks, and there is also Universe 15. Over there, last time they said there was a problem with their prayer passage. Did you try it after I finished repairing it? Go and try it quickly, otherwise they will break it themselves and say I didn't repair it!

Hello? Boss! Hello?!... Why are you sleeping again?! Aren't you a dragon? Get up and work quickly! Can you open your eyes and see the general situation of the universe? Don't you think you have an advantage? You started late to begin with. If you don’t work hard, you’ll be beaten to death and you’ll sleep forever!”

Barbatos swore that he really didn't want to care about those three unlucky things hanging in the sky, but now he really wanted to share this genius pope with them.

Let's quickly introduce ourselves, get to know each other quickly, and then quickly form a mysterious dark organization. You quickly register an email and phone number, and then you quickly establish contact with him, and he quickly helps you come up with a plan to conquer the world. ...You can also save the world!

But unfortunately, such mysterious and unpredictable alien gods similar to nature usually have no interest in conquering and saving the world, but Barbatos suspects that they are very interested in watching him reply to emails with a shameless face.

Barbatos is not human, and his thinking organ does not operate on a single thread like a human's, in fact it can operate on infinite threads - but Batman is infinite infinite.

But this Bruce is very idle, and his plans are very effective, but from the invasion of aliens to the trash can being kicked over at a certain intersection, he is always scratched all over.

Even if he likes micro-managing, he still has to drag Barbatos to micro-manage.

Barbatos wondered if I had that micro-management ability, would I still be in the dark universe?

But what can Barbatos say? He can only say that Batman is wise.

Come on, take a picture of Barbatos

(I'm a draconic person. If it were dragon-shaped, maybe it wouldn't be so bad, but unfortunately it's not)