The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Most of the demon gods in the universe do not use words to communicate, because they are not carbon-based creatures, nor do they have long mouths. They generally use a wave frequency that humans cannot understand, and human language is in their ears. It is also a special wave frequency.

The mages of Karma Taj can receive the sound of the universe through meditation, that is, hear the wave frequency of the demon gods talking, so that they can communicate with the cosmic demon gods smoothly, but some demon gods who are too autistic They have never participated in the universe chat, and the way they send broadcasts is very unfamiliar, which is a bit incomprehensible to the mages, which is the so-called country accent.

But even with a rural accent, they can at least speak, but I don't know which link went wrong. Most of the gods in Africa are not very good at speaking.

At first, Strange didn't understand what the sorcerer meant when he said he couldn't speak. When he first started practicing, he didn't understand the waves of the Cosmic Demon God, and he could only communicate with them word by word. Squeeze out, more complex sentences have to rely on translation.

The Holy of Holies has been in business for so long, and Strange has not been idle. Now he can basically understand the wave frequency of the demon gods in each area, and he can also participate in the chat in the universe when he is free.

But when he heard a deafening lion's roar from the other end of the phone, he still deeply realized what it means, the universe is so big, full of wonders.

This lion god really can't speak, he can only roar, very loudly, but he can't understand it at all.

Strange covered his forehead, and he called Schiller and said, ...Are you sure that is life-threatening? We have a little problem here...

Didn't I tell you everything? A king was kidnapped...

Okay, then I have to ask for a little tech support.

Technical support? What's wrong? Can't you contact the Leopard God? But as far as I know, he should be a pretty strong god?

It's not.

Okay, so what support do you need?

Can you get me a lion?

A few minutes later, Schiller appeared in the Holy of Holies, and he was silent when he heard the lion's roar from the other end of the phone. He said, ...or let Stark fly by himself.

No! Then he will definitely laugh at magic! Maybe he will seize our spaceship again. I know that damn guy. He will definitely criticize our technology from beginning to end, and give an example to say that if it happened in science World, there won't be such a situation... Strange gritted his teeth and said.

Schiller advised him: Even if you can find a lion and understand what the opposite lion is roaring, how do you get this lion to translate for you?

Damn it, isn't there anyone who understands animal language?

I think... maybe there is, we can try. Schiller said, rubbing his chin.

A few minutes later, Connors and Peter appeared in the Holy of Holies, and Connors said in a daze, You mean turn me into a lizard, listen to what this guy is yelling at?

Connors took a deep breath and said, Schiller, you know what? If someone else had suggested that, I'd have punched him on the spot.

Then why didn't you give him a punch? Strange said in a rage beside him, It's too outrageous for you to turn into a lizard to listen to the lion's roar!

Of course it's because I can't beat him. Connors was very confident.

What about you? Schiller looked at Peter and said, Didn't you get bitten by a spider? Should you also belong to the category of beasts?

Peter showed a very embarrassed expression. Obviously, the absurdity of this association has gone beyond his understanding, he said: Even if spiders and lions belong to animals, the relationship between Spider-Man and Lion God is not so close, right?

Besides, lions are mammals, spiders are arthropods, lions communicate by roaring, spiders don't even have vocal cords, and anatomically, the two of them...

Okay, let me see, who else is related to animals. Schiller interrupted his long introduction, saying, Oh, yes, how did I forget him?

After a while, Eddie appeared in the sanctuary, and Schiller patted him on the shoulder. In an instant, Venom appeared, and Strange looked at the black monster and said, What kind of relationship does he have with lions? ?

Bats and lions should both belong to mammals, right?

Venom waved his hand and said, I'm coming!

Strange handed him the phone, and the lion over there was still roaring venom, and after listening for a while, he said, He's cursing.

Strange widened his eyes and said, You can really understand?? What's the principle?

Because I'm Bat...Venom!

Strange still wanted to ask, but Schiller directly covered his mouth and said, When he said that, don't ask why.

At this time, Stark broke through the window wearing a mecha and flew in. He asked anxiously: Where is the progress? Is the demon god on the opposite side difficult to deal with? Is he opening his mouth to the lion?

It's true that the lion opened its mouth...

Before Schiller could finish speaking, Stark unfolded the weapon on the mech and said, Which latitude does he live in? Why don't we use him as our membership gift for the next season...

At this moment, the roar of the lion coming from the phone became smaller and smaller, and with a whoosh, the phone flew into the air, and after a while, a phantom of a lion appeared.

The phone was originally held by Venom, but after the phone flew up, the phantom of the lion appeared directly in front of Venom.

Venom looked at the lion, and the lion looked at Venom, and the white compound eyes on Venom's face suddenly narrowed, revealing a classic suspicious expression.

At this moment, the phantom of the lion opened its mouth full of fangs: Roar!!!!

Venom froze for a second, and Eddie hurriedly said in his heart: No! Don't...

But it was already too late. In an instant, the symbiote factor exploded, and a larger black monster appeared in front of the phantom lion, and opened its mouth with more fangs: Roar!!!!

Now, it was the lion's turn to be stunned. He swept the ground with his long tail, and then took a few steps back.

Okay, Venom, come and translate, hello, this... lion, we are looking for you for business, do you know a leopard? It's the same kind as you...

The venom yelled at the lion, but the lion started to yell again, and the venom said, He's just scolding the street, he's scolding the leopard named Buster, saying he robbed his territory and stole his food ...

This is so strange, how on earth did you understand? Strange was still struggling with this question with a confused expression on his face.

Schiller stopped him and said to Venom, Let him contact Buster for help.

The Venom and the Lion roared at each other again, and the Venom said, This cunning lion asked us if we got paid. He has heard of the name of the Holy of Holies, so...

Hearing this, Strange couldn't bear it anymore. He rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward, stretched out his hand, and made a 1 gesture to the lion. The lion shook its head vigorously, and its mane flew wildly.

Strange showed a helpless expression, and made a 2 gesture to him. The lion was still dissatisfied, and Strange showed an angry expression, and made a cross at him with his arm.

The lion stretched out its front paws, showing the paws hidden in the pads with a chuss, Strange beckoned, a crimson ribbon flew over, he pulled out the ribbon, and tugged hard, Make two bang bang sounds.

The lion let out a low growl helplessly, and then stretched its tail up three times. Strange shook his head, and swung his knife down again.

Connors and Schiller stood by with their arms crossed. They looked at Strange. Connors said, He has the nerve to ask how venom communicates with lions?

After the two men made gestures, the lion reluctantly scratched the carpet on the ground with its paws, left a spot of light in place, and then disappeared.

Strange took the spot of light over, he paused for a moment, as if feeling the message inside, he said: ...Yes, I found it!

Strange looked at Stark and said, We found the dimension where the Panther God Buster lives, but since he doesn't have a mobile phone and hasn't contacted the Holy of Holies, I'm afraid we still have to send someone there...

I'll go. Stark turned around and was about to leave. Strange chased him, sighed and said, You can't enter that hidden dimension by yourself...

At this moment, the mobile phone that was used to call the lion flew up again, and at this moment, Strange took a few steps forward because he was chasing Stark's footsteps, so , the flying mobile phone is behind him.

At this time, a circular portal suddenly appeared on the phone, and a huge lion claw stretched out from it, and slapped Strange hard.

With a bang, Strange flew out and knocked down Stark in front of him.

Oh! You bloody lion! What are you doing?!

The paw retracted with a swish, and then the phone fell to the ground with a snap. Stellan covered his forehead and stood up a little dizzy. When you're a feline, that's the kind of consequence you should have expected...

Oh, wait, he gave some other information... Strange shook his head and said, He said that only black creatures can enter the domain of Panther God Buster. What strange rules?

Probably because he's a panther.

Stark had already pulled out his cell phone, and he said: I know T'Challa is in a relationship with a mutant, and his girlfriend seems to be a teacher who teaches at Xavier's School for Gifted Boys, and she is also black, she should be able to get in go……

As he was speaking, he was about to call Charles, when Schiller stepped up and stopped him, saying, Don't you think there is another black man who is closer to us?

Stark looked at Schiller, his eyes gradually became strange, and he said, ...that leopard shouldn't be guilty of this, right?

It's not over. Schiller pulled Eddie over and said, We have a black brother here, and the black symbiote is also black. Are you right, Venom?

In an instant, the venom covered Eddie's body again, and it licked its fangs with its long tongue. Schiller explained: In case the Leopard God can't speak human language, he can still be a translator...

Venom narrowed his eyes again, showing that classic expression. For some reason, seeing his expression, everyone felt a chill in their hearts...

A messy happy interlude :)

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