The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Chapter 714 U Infinite Event (Thirty)

You mean, you want to ask for leave? In Nick Fury's office, Nick was lying on the office chair with his feet on the table, looking at Natasha in front of him and asked.

Yes, sick leave! Natasha gritted her teeth.

Sick leave? Are you sick? Then you can go to our psychiatrist for a look. Nick shook his head and said.

I'm sick because of seeing a psychiatrist! Natasha raised her voice and said, I've seen a psychiatrist at least 15 times a day this week! Even if you want to lower our insurance factor, you don't have to use such a dirty one. Means?!

No way, this is the price of hiring multiple Schillers. Who made him a psychiatrist? Nick shrugged and said, Whether it's a Schiller who can settle accounts, or a Schiller who can lead Hydra, who can do Schiller, who's a doctor, they're all psychiatrists, and they wouldn't be here if they didn't have patients.

This is not the reason why you used me as a bait to catch three Schillers! Natasha said angrily, There are so many agents in S.H.I.E.L.D. Why can't they share the work equally???

Please, Natasha, in the entire SHIELD, how many agents can withstand scrutiny?

Nick put his foot down, pointed to the next room, and said, In the office opposite, there are a total of 9 agents, 8 of which are Hydra, and one is from the CIA, and most of them are undercover agents of Hydra to the CIA.

In the office over there, there are a total of 12 agents and 6 civilians. Except for Agent Carter, all of them are Hydras. There are 6 remaining, 3 of which are KGB disguised as Hydras, and 3 of them are Pretending to be the KGB of the CIA, you sent them to a psychiatrist?

I... Natasha choked for a moment, and she said, But I am also from the former Soviet Union, and I was investigated for suspicion of Soviet spies not long ago...

Yes, Schiller is also a Soviet spy, so you are the one to go. Nick said with a smile.

Natasha took a deep breath, she looked up at the ceiling, and couldn't even find a word to describe the current situation of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Now, in the entire S.H.I.E.L.D., there are 100% professional agents, 99% Hydra, half of the Hydra are CIA agents, half of the CIA agents are spies from various countries, and half of the spies from various countries the KGB.

And she, Natasha Romanov, a professional agent of the former Soviet Union, is neither Hydra nor KGB.

As a result, when Schiller, the famous Soviet spy, needed a patient who could undergo psychotherapy, Natasha became the first choice without hesitation.

Because there are so many things to complain about, Natasha doesn't even know where to start. She only knows that this can't go on anymore. Any normal person, within a few days, will accept dozens of psychological The treatment should be crazy, Natasha is not crazy, it can only show that she is really professional.

Anyway, I quit! Natasha said very stiffly: If you ask me to undergo psychotherapy again, I will surrender myself to the IRS!

Nick widened his eyes, looked at Natasha and said, Internal Revenue Service? I really can't imagine that such a string of words would come out of the mouth of a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent! How can you be so ruthless?!

Whenever I go to church to pray, I will thank the IRS. It is the IRS that keeps you from lowering the insurance factor three times in a week. It is the IRS that gives me the confidence to fight against your unscrupulous boss. !

Don't say that, Ms. Natalia, you and I both know that this little sacrifice is just...

Don't do this with me! Natasha was obviously going crazy, she said: Either, let someone else do this job, or, I will resign, I will contact the KGB immediately and let them take me to Siberia !

Okay, okay, don't be so excited, ma'am... Nick stretched out his hand to appease, I'll let Agent Carter go, it's okay, right? But, she's a newbie, and she just started working recently, so you have to keep an eye on her for me ...

In case, she reacts a little too aggressively to Schiller, and there may be some troubles. You have to know that it's all for the sake of the overall situation...

Stop talking, I'll inform her now. Natasha turned and left.

When Carter received this order, he still felt a little confused. What kind of task is seeing a psychiatrist?

Is this serious? Carter took the transfer order and said, I don't have to do anything for the next week, I just need to see a psychiatrist non-stop, that... When I joined the job, didn't I take a test Yet?

Miss Carter, do you remember what the first rule of an agent is? Natasha asked looking into her eyes.

Listen more, read more, ask less...well, I'll go now, it can't be worse than waxing the deck of the Helicarrier. Carter put the file down and left.

As a result, before nightfall, she hurried to the office, stopped Natasha and asked, Is there something wrong with this? Does this psychiatrist not rest all day? Besides, why did he change rooms? Change clothes, is this a necessary step in any treatment?

Remember, listen more, watch more, and ask less. Natasha turned her head and said, seeing Carter's puzzled expression, she shook her head, turned and left.

In Nick Fury's office, Coulson held the financial statements he just made, looked at Nick and asked, Boss, is this really all right? One Schiller is in charge of finances, one Schiller is in charge of experiments, and A Schiller is in charge of personnel transfers... this...is this a bit too much?

What are you afraid of? It's not Schiller obtained by illegal means. We just discovered many Schillers at the first time through the perfect intelligence network of S.H.I.E.L.D., and then invited them here to work for us. What's the problem with that? ?”

The problem is that there are so many Schillers!!!! Coulson yelled, How can there be so many Schillers?!!!

Colson, some of your questions always make me suspect that your rank of 8th-level agent is watery. Do you remember what the first rule of an agent is? Listen more, watch more, ask less, how can you ask the principle? ? Can you solve this year's financial statements?

Nick spread his hands and said, The first Schiller we got, helped us solve our financial problems for the next quarter.

You know, in the previous season, of the three accountants we hired, two went back to Moscow for vacation, and one 'suicide' on the way back to Moscow for vacation...

When this season started, we didn't even have an accountant. Do you want me to go to those Russians who talk like a lion? They even want to charge me for translation!

We found a Schiller, who not only contracted three accountants, but even proposed two sets of financial optimization plans, God, I have never seen such a capable financial staff!

Nick stretched out one hand and clenched it into a fist, and said: If he works here for a long time, within a year, our fleet of space carriers will be formed!

Just as Coulson was about to speak, Nick raised his voice and said, There is the second Schiller who has arrived. This is simply a perfect miracle doctor, with superb medical skills, hard work, and more importantly, no morals!

Nick stretched out a hand, waved it vigorously and said, You can participate in our illegal human experiments, and you can use hypnosis to ask for information. He alone is worth an interrogation team. If they work here for a long time, In the next quarter, we can expand our enrollment by another 10,000 people!

And the last Schiller who came, my God, I can't say more praises, no one can imagine, how much trouble he helped me solve!

He alone manages the transfer of Hydra personnel and the agents of the S.H.I.E.L.D. field team, creating a workload of at least 40,000 agents for me!

The mission he fabricated out of thin air and the degree of completion of the mission made Congress praise me as the best director of S.H.I.E.L.D.!

Nick was full of joy, but Coulson touched his conscience and felt a little bit sorry. He said:

Financial statements are optimized, experiments and interrogations are illegal, personnel are fictitious, missions are fictitious, and jobs are fictitious... What the hell are we SHIELD doing?

Nick looked at Coulson with an alien look, and said, If you ask such stupid questions again, next year you can be promoted to level 6 agent.

What is S.H.I.E.L.D. doing? Of course S.H.I.E.L.D. is protecting the world!

But, we didn't really protect the world. Coulson said in a very embarrassed way.

Let me ask you, what is the purpose of protecting the world? Nick walked up to Coulson and asked.

The purpose is...of course to protect the world! Coulson replied.

No, the purpose of protecting the world is to make the world feel protected. This is the meaning of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s existence.

Nick shook his head and said: As long as SHIELD exists, the authorities of various countries will feel that when various strange events happen, there will be someone to protect them.

But won't they be disappointed if all kinds of strange events really happen and no one protects them? Coulson asked.

Nick sighed again and said, How could they be disappointed when they never had hope?

In this world, no government thinks that an organization led by Americans, staffed by Americans, and subject to the U.S. Congress will save them in times of crisis. As long as we don't make trouble, they will feel that It’s a rare fair and just organization.”

Coulson opened his mouth, and he found that he couldn't refute.

Nick went on to say: In fact, Congress doesn't need us to do anything. As long as we exist and are actually controlled by them, they can tell the world that the United States is protecting the world. This is the whole meaning of S.H.I.E.L.D.

If you really want to protect the world, don't count on S.H.I.E.L.D., and don't count on any organization that says it wants to protect the world.

Coulson sighed, and then said: Okay... by the way, this is the salary statistics for this season, Director, you have to sign here.

Nick sat back on the chair, Coulson put the report on the table, Nick took the report over without taking it seriously, and was about to sign it when he saw the string of numbers at the end.

With a bang, Nick fell off the chair. He asked in disbelief, How could it be so high??? How could the salary of S.H.I.E.L.D. this season be so high????

This... Where is the high salary? Nick got up from the ground panting heavily, and started flipping through the document frantically, and then he saw that the item in the salary report, the name of the project was S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Psychotherapy Expenses.

Looking at the long string of zeros, Nick took a deep breath, and his roar echoed in the sky above S.H.I.E.L.D.:

Assemble the Avengers!! Assemble me immediately!!!

Attack all!! Catch Schiller!!!

One person, one seat, we should do our best