The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

What??? Venom!! You just played with shit??!! Stark yelled in shock, You fucking filthy mud! Get the hell out of my head!!!

I... Venom choked, and said, I don't! Even if I did, it was a long time ago!...He's coming, run!!

Looking at Thanos rushing angrily, the venom quickly covered Stark's mecha body, and then took him to escape.

Run over there! Can't go to the solar system! Stark shouted again, and Venom quickly turned around, but this shortened the distance between him and Thanos, and Venom had to increase speed quickly to prevent being caught up by him .

The current Thanos does not have infinite gloves, or even subordinates and troops, but in terms of individual strength alone, he is also stronger than Iron Man, after all, his racial advantage is too great.

In addition, now Stark is not wearing a combat suit, he only wears a set of mechas for ordinary scientific research, most of the functions are not for combat, and he will definitely not be able to defeat the Eternal Titan. Pa.

It would feel a bit wasteful to directly replace it with magic energy and upgrade to Iron Demon God. After all, Stark has seen all the big scenes, so he won't be scared by Thanos.

Stark directly led Thanos to the place where the Hulk was having fun. There were Professor X, Schiller, and Strange. Together, they were enough to deal with this purple-skinned giant.

As Stark ran, Venom murmured in his mind with some doubts: Dark Quadrant? This name is a bit familiar, as if someone told me... But I don't remember that I spilled shit there?!

Shut up! You're a piece of mud that only causes trouble everywhere! Stark said angrily, Your enemies are all over the universe, don't you think about yourself?

What can I reflect on? Even if I really go to his house to throw shit, it must be his fault! Venom said confidently: If he doesn't come to mess with me, why should I go to his house to throw shit ?”

Stark didn't want to bullshit him, he just asked, How did you shit on his door? Where did you get it... I mean, don't you think it's gross?

I said it! I forgot! Venom emphasized again: I just remember that I went to the starport of the dwarves in the Andromeda galaxy to pour shit, the dark quadrant? I have no memory at all... My memory should not be so good Bad???

Forget it, this time I will settle the trouble for you, you better remember, damn mud!

Thank you, bastard!

At this time, Thanos' hometown, that is, near the Dark Quadrant, several sneaky figures were staying on the surface of a planet, watching the situation of the Dark Quadrant from afar.

One of the dark figures said: What's the matter, after a few days, they didn't respond. Could it be that our dosage is not enough?

It is recorded in the gene catalog of the symbiont that Thanos is a very bad-tempered monarch. He is very strict with the people under his rule and often executes others for no reason. Therefore, the reputation among the symbiont group is very bad. , we humiliated him so much, he should explode now?

As the light of the star gradually shone on this barren planet, several symbionts appeared on the surface of the planet.

In addition to the most common blue blue spirit, green green thorn and yellow thunder, there is also a special black figure.

This figure looks almost exactly the same as Venom, big and strong, with a white spider pattern on its chest, with a big mouth, sticking out its tongue, drooling, but when it opened its mouth, a female voice appeared:

We have to be patient...

It was Luo Ji's voice. Soon, another girl came from Venom's mouth, which was the voice of the symbiote phantom. She said: We have to find out where Thanos is first, otherwise we will be caught by him. We eat good fruit.

Lan Ling covered his forehead, sighed and said: I really shouldn't agree to your ridiculous plan, Luo Ji, pretending to be venom and pouring shit at other people's doors is really the most outrageous thing I have ever done!

With Lan Ling's words, the symbiotes remembered what happened to them a few days ago.

Since the single universe was reset, everything after Spider Silk contacted Peter to go to the multiverse was reset back to this point in time, and everything that happened after that, the trajectory was changed.

Since Venom used the bat totem to steal electricity, which happened before this point in time, it was not reset, and the symbiotes still got the energy of the magic wheel family.

However, Gnar escaped after this point in time, and affected by the change of the timeline, the current Gnar has not escaped, and is still obediently staying in the prison of Klinta Star.

The symbiotes who returned to Star Klinta with energy used these energies to re-strengthen the prison, but Schiller, who wanted to get stuck in the bug, provided Gnar with more energy, so Gnar had no chance to escape from prison.

After dealing with all this, the cosmic agent symbiosis intends to board the spaceship and continue their journey in the universe, but at this time, a strange person finds them.

Of course the symbionts know Luo Ji, but they don't have a good impression of her. After all, Luo Ji is an evil god, and known as the god of fraud, and was blacklisted by many interstellar civilizations some time ago.

It was precisely because of this that Luo Ji came to them.

I believe some people still remember that Luo Ji had already deceived Thanos, but she did not expect that Thanos had a strong sense of anti-fraud and anti-fraud. Take the bait.

This was really a difficult client for Luo Ji, but when she was soaking in the hot springs at World Tree, Schiller's words gave her a lot of inspiration.

Since repeated negotiations have no effect, perhaps a small measure can be taken to lift the roof of Thanos' house, and maybe he will be willing to negotiate.

But the problem is that before, Luo Ji was blocked by many interstellar civilizations, the domain was not allowed to enter, the portal could not be used, and it was too troublesome to go to and from various galaxies.

Moreover, although Luo Ji is not afraid to use some unscrupulous methods, the methods she will use next are a bit too disgraceful, and it is very easy to affect Asgard's interstellar reputation, so she needs to put on a coat, Put on a little camouflage.

So, she came to Klinta Star and asked for help from the symbiote.

As we all know, the camouflage ability of symbionts is first-class. They can not only camouflage their appearance, but even make the host's body exactly the same as that of other races, which can't even be detected by security inspection equipment.

After strengthening Gnar's prison with the obtained energy, the symbiotes realized that energy is really a very useful thing, and they should store more. At this time, Luo Ji came to the door. As we all know, Asgard is rich.

As the leader, Lan Ling was a little tempted, but he was not willing to help a liar, but in the end, under Luo Ji's persuasion, the symbiotes agreed to help him disguise.

The parasitic Luo Ji's symbiont is a phantom, but Luo Ji is like any difficult party in this world, making progress is their basic attribute.

After using the disguise of the symbiote to freely shuttle between the stars, Luo Ji will of course want to start looking for a way to lift the roof of Thanos' house.

The first step he made was to throw shit.

Although Luo Ji is very hypocritical and has a cleansing habit, it is because of this that she knows that Thanos is very similar to her in some respects. She can bear the humiliation for the sake of profit temporarily, but it is absolutely impossible to let other people stand in front of him. Shit on your head.

Luo Ji's first step plan is to stimulate Thanos and make him completely lose his mind before proceeding to the next steps.

Luo Ji told the symbiote about this plan, and of course the cosmic agents could not agree, they felt that it was not only unjust, but also very disgusting.

But at this time, Luo Ji proposed another method, that is, although this matter is disgusting, we can blame others.

This other person is Venom.

The entire interstellar society knows that Venom and his previous host have had such bad deeds. Deadpool once took Venom to the starport of the dwarves in the Andromeda galaxy to throw shit.

The location of the Andromeda galaxy is very good, and as the star port of the dwarves, the largest race here, there is a lot of traffic, and all races have passed by here, and they will never forget it. The stench throughout Starport.

To be honest, if Deadpool does this kind of thing again someday, they won't be surprised at all.

When Luo Ji proposed this plan, other space agents still opposed it, but she gave too much.

In the end, the Phantom reluctantly disguised itself as Venom, and she changed the color of her symbiote factor, imitating his iconic fangs and long tongue, especially the spider pattern on the chest, which is the symbol of Venom. Let the Phantom make the logo a little bigger, so that people in the dark quadrant can recognize it as venom at a glance.

The last question is, where to get shit.

The gods of Asgard don't need to go to the toilet. They have broken away from the low-level digestion and excretion cycle, and the symbionts don't need to excrete.

But the symbiont factor is a pretty amazing thing that can synthesize the chemicals of the universe, that is, they can make shit out of thin air.

Facts have proved that the bottom line cannot be shaken, otherwise they will retreat again and again. After pretending to be venom, the symbionts feel that their sunk cost is too high. Not getting paid.

Therefore, they reluctantly agreed to Luo Ji's request to let them make shit.

What's even more insatiable is that Luo Ji asked them to concentrate the feces into a chemical that emits an extremely stench and is almost impossible to clean up. After the symbionts built this kind of thing, they were disgusted and wanted to vomit .

Rocky took these terrible chemical feces, dressed as Venom, broke into the Dark Quadrant, and then poured all the shit into the palace where Thanos often stayed.

Different from normal excrement, because it is directly synthesized feces, the amount of feces is astonishing. The whole scene can be said to be full of feces, and the walls are covered with feces.

Thanos was almost not pissed to death, but later, he discovered that this foul-smelling chemical substance was not only very disgusting, but also very difficult to clean. It took more than ten days to finally clean the palace And then death made the call.

It's not unreasonable for Thanos to be so angry that he would rush to the solar system alone. Until now, his head is still buzzing with anger.

I have to say that Luo Ji's frame was very successful. Thanos felt that Deadpool must have done it, because Deadpool had a grudge against him, and he was used to using such dirty and disgusting methods. Of course, the symbiote venom It must be an accomplice.

So, after seeing Venom near the solar system, he gave chase without a second thought.

Venom took Stark to fly very fast, but Thanos was even faster, and when the distance between the two was getting closer, Stark finally flew to the destination, and he shouted: Get out of here! enemy!

With a whoosh, the few people present disappeared. Sturange opened a portal and disappeared directly with Professor X. Schiller turned into a gray mist and hid behind the planet. Tucker one.

When Thanos arrived at this galaxy, he found that the ground was full of celestial debris, and it was a mess.

And he just heard some movement behind him, and when he turned his head, what appeared in his vision was Hulk's sandbag-sized fist.