The Director of Music Department

Dong Xiangqian is an online film critic. With the prosperity of the Internet, since the media began to prevail and gradually developed.

Online film critics have also gradually started to take the stage, but when an online film critic is purely hobby, it doesn't matter, you can do whatever you want.

But if you want to take this as a career, you must have something to say and something of your own.

Dong Xiangqian does not have a team, he is purely on his own, so his positioning for himself is to focus!

Unlike other online film critics, who criticize all movies, as long as you give a little money, bad movies can give you money.

Dong Xiangqian studied history, so he gave full play to his strengths to specialize in a category of movies and TV series, that is, historical movies.

A historical epic blockbuster like "Warring States Syndicate" is naturally a movie that Dong Xiangqian cannot miss.

The film started soon, and I have to say that "Warring States Syndicate" is indeed a blockbuster. In terms of the single-star lineup, it can definitely be regarded as the standard for blockbusters, second to none.

But, soon, Dong Xiangqian was a little confused.

What is this special?

"Warring States" tells the story of Sun Bin and Pang Juan, a pair of famous brothers.

The figures of the Warring States Period, Sun Bin and Pang Juan are definitely ranked in the top few in terms of fame. Dong Xiangqian himself also likes the history of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

The story of Sun Bin and Pang Juan is especially the best, because in his opinion, these two people are not only fighting wits, but also fighting character. In his impression, in most works, Sun Bin is the image of a ninja wise man, and Pang Juan is an arrogant young man. Human face.

But the result?

Dong Xiangqian was completely speechless. To be honest, he had great expectations before he came.

After all, this movie has a lot of investment and many stars. Although the director Cao Meng is not a super director, his previous results are quite good.

But at the beginning of this movie, Dong Xiangqian couldn't help but want to complain.

First of all, especially Sun Bin's appearance, that shape made Dong Qiangqian's mouth open.

And what made Dong Xiangqian even more shocked was that the outstanding military strategist of the Warring States Period and the author of "The Art of War" was also a wise man, right? But in this movie, it's not!

Let alone the ridiculous style, Sun Bin, a wise man and military strategist, is actually just a lecherous fool in the movie.

Why are you stupid? Well, it's actually not Sun Bin stupid, but screenwriter stupid, director stupid, don't you understand the most basic common sense?

Elementary school students probably know that Sun Bin's original name is not Sun Bin, but in the movie, he hasn't been tortured, and the whole world said that he is called Bin. Isn't this waiting for him?

And Pang Juan? This style is not wrong, but the dialogue between Sun Bin and Pang Juan, Dong Xiangqian who listens to it seems to be watching the cross talk sketch, which is still the kind of messy cross talk sketch.

Then there is the plot.

The well-known sequence of stories has been completely changed here, and it is very simple to collage the stories of "Tian Ji Horse Racing", "Weiwei Rescue Zhao" and "War of Ma Ling Road". What is it called a movie?

Dong Xiangqian is completely desperate. Is this a historical blockbuster? Please don't insult history, please?

If you ask Dong Xiangqian to summarize the content of this film, it is probably: a generation of military strategists by the way turned out to be stunned, he is not a wise man, in the movie, he is mentally retarded! Don't look at him as stupid, his mind is full of tricks of picking up girls. He studied under Guiguzi. It turns out that TM Guiguzi teaches picking up girls.

Sun Bin in the film can’t move as soon as he sees Tian Xi. The official doesn’t want it, it’s wrong. You’re crazy and I’m stupid. You’re going to linger with her to death. Eyes, shit, king game?

The movie is over. In fact, the audience in the cinema is still very happy during the watching process.

Well, you can say that this movie is full of surprises.

At the end, Dong Xiangqian found that he might have to look again, why? The movie is so good? Don't talk about it, because there are too many slots, you have to read it again to fully complain!

In fact, Dong Xiangqian is particularly curious at this moment, how do those film critics and media people who have collected money blow this movie?

Ok? The heroine is beautiful?

What else? EMMM, does the heroine change 23 sets of clothes in a movie?

Pang Juan and Sun Bin? Good friends for a lifetime? Is this the real theme?

You can change "Warring States Syndicate" to "Warring States Good Friends" or "Warring States Woman".

Yes, the whole film is said to be the story of Sun Bin and Pang Juan, it is better to say that whether it is Sun Bin or Pang Juan, it is entirely for the heroine Tian Xi.

The heroine of the whole movie is the real protagonist.

Even Dong Xiangqian started to understand that this particular heroine is probably the ultimate hero of the entire film, or that this movie serves the heroine.

The heroine of "Warring States Syndicate" has the same surname as Dong Xiangqian, named Dong Xian'er.

Interestingly, this Dong Xian'er is a newcomer!

This is worthy of everyone's imagination!

In fact, Dong Xiangqian did watch it again. For him, it was a disappointment that the movie was bad, but sometimes the film reviews written by the bad movies are more eye-catching.

No way, he wants to eat well!

Of course, on the second time, he even wrote a rather special "summary" roughly, yes, a summary of this "Warring States Syndicate".

He gave the title: The correct way to open "The Warring States Friends"!

what? How to open the bad movie? Don't worry, please see the following.

Actually... "The Warring States Friends" is like this!

I secretly thought that "The Warring States" is not a historical drama, but a historical absurd drama, what? Do you think this is a bad movie? Wrong, very wrong.

If you look at this film from the perspective of orthodox historical conspiracy drama, everything seems to be wrong. Sun Bin's image is wrong. He is a wise saint, not mentally retarded.

In fact, this is actually a classic romantic ethics **** romance Longyang...! In short, this is a movie that can make you feel full of grievance every minute.

In the film, a variety of options are provided. Those who like to rush into the crown, and those who domineering president fall in love with me, are like King Qi to Pang Juan and Tian Xi!

Those who like Longyang’s good and the Tanmei stories of the Good Friends series include Pang Juan for King Qi and Pang Juan for Sun Bin.

For those who like ethical dramas, there are Pang Fei and Pang Juan. All in all, in short, this film provides a variety of choices about love!

This film is actually very refreshing. The people in the film love when you love, hate when you hate, you die when you die, you rebel when you rebel, and you regret when you regret it, without any logical push.

There is only one point that must be solemnly warned. Those who want to view this film from the perspective of historical conspiracy drama, those who have attended elementary school, kindergarten or above, are not recommended to watch it!