The Director of Music Department

Chapter 307: . Movies that can suggest 100,000 whys

"Then why are there telegraph poles at the entrance of the Xiaoye shop in the desert? Why can the wild shop be restored to its original shape in a short period of time after the protagonist and those people had a fierce fight? The premise is that the shop is uninhabited for more than a dozen miles?

And why can the electric fans in the wild shops in the desert drip? "The more Zhou Qing looks at it, the more the problem feels.

Then his female ticket was completely shabby.

"Can you watch the movie quietly?"

Zhou Qing opened his mouth and then shut it decisively.

The movie is still going on. After that, the Sand Force, described as terrifying, can only shoot arrows?

The more Zhou Qing watched, the more he felt that this film was so nonsense, anyway, all the plots that made him dizzy.

As long as the heroine and the male protagonist appear in the camera, it is like a street shooting, which is eye-catching, but it is a movie especially meow.

And the heroine's father died. She didn't care at all, but quickly fell in love with the heroine.

Then, entered the cemetery to explore.

Then, Zhou Qing almost didn't spray it out. At the beginning, the male protagonist still commented on a "ding" device, saying what the Zhou dynasty "ding" was. Then, he actually summoned one... . Medieval European knights!

Yes, it was played by a foreigner!

Anyway, Zhou Qing has a dumb face. I don't know what the director and screenwriter were thinking when they engaged in this plot? What logic?

Also, at first, the European knight was very fierce, and then he fought with a group of people, and some people were killed, but, after that, the European knight was shot and it was completely cold.

After that, there were many organs and heavy casualties. Then, a baseball bat solved the problem!

Are the people before them stupid?

Can a single baseball bat solve such a big mechanism? The people before have died in vain?

Then, what made Zhou Qing's eyes widened was that there were four undead ghosts in the cemetery. There was nothing wrong with this, and it was barely explained. After all, compared with the Zhou Dynasty's ding device, it can summon medieval European knights. Now, the appearance of these four cemetery guards is not so strange. After all, at least these ghosts are not Europeans.

Then, Zhou Qing was spartan again, the reason is that the actor Chen Jin grabbed it easily and grabbed a golden stick!

Then the ghost went up to the heroine to fight with the hero.

Then an even more outrageous scene appeared. The hero used Ye Mingzhu's light to kill the four ghosts, and then Ye Mingzhu actually weathered? Weathered, the key is that this tomb is full of pools!

This was not over yet, afterwards, they found a golden coffin, and then, seriously, the coffin was closed, and the corpse inside was actually a dry corpse!

Moreover, a tarantula crawled out of it!

Now even Lan Jing was dumbfounded: "I remember that the tarantula seems to be from South America? And isn't this coffin completely enclosed? How did the tarantula live inside for thousands of years?"

"Don't look at me, I have more problems!" Zhou Qing said with a hand, he felt like crying, my dear, you finally, finally started asking questions, labor and management have already saved 100,000 why, you actually Just asked a question.

[Biquger www.biquger.info] Oh, no, two? right?

Then, the tomb was about to collapse, and Villain One, unexpectedly, began to recall at this moment.

Not to mention that there are too many problems with the plots you recalled, just say, at this time, why don't you run quickly, a group of people will accompany you to remember here?

"Is this a dream? He remembered it for at least a long time. Is this tomb cooperating with him? When he finishes remembering, he will collapse?"

"I really want to know this screenwriter." When the movie was over, Zhou Qing felt relieved, and then he said leisurely.

Lan Jing looked at her boyfriend with a question mark.

"I especially want to ask him, how did he get his brains open? Why did he make up such a story that people can watch, and there are 100,000 whys in his heart?" Zhou Qing said admiringly.

At the same time, a man sitting near them suddenly cursed loudly: "Fuck, I really have enough! What the **** is this!"

His words were like a key, activating the resentment of the viewers, and then they couldn't help but began to complain.

Anyway, this movie has too many places to complain.

"It's really a husky. I suddenly felt that the acting skills of Chen Jin and Xiao Xiao are actually very good compared to the quality of this movie. At least the handsome men are beautiful, and the plot is simply shit."

"Agree, it's better to make it into an idol drama directly, it's so special, who can tell me, is the small shop in the movie really deep in the desert? No matter how great the infrastructure of our country is, it will not be so great. Can you install telegraph poles in the depths of the desert?"

"Also, why did the great tripod of Zhou Dynasty summon European knights?"

"I particularly don't understand. Since the treasure map is on the hero, and the heroine's father has been killed, then the question is, why kidnap the heroine? Can you just find the hero?"

"..."

Moreover, the point is that this time even fans of Chen Jin like Lan Jing nodded in agreement.

It can be seen that everyone is really speechless to this movie!

Feng Ming is an offline investigator of Huaguo Film Data Network.

What I usually do is to bring some small gifts, and then go to the theater door to guard, wait for the movie to end, and then do a questionnaire survey to some of the audience who watched the movie.

The offline sample survey of Huaguo Film Data Network is much more reliable than the audience voting of websites such as the audio-visual network on the Internet, and the comments of film critics.

However, the investigation in this area is actually still in its infancy. In fact, in Hollywood, this offline investigation system is already very mature, but in China, it has just begun.

The main problem lies in supply and demand. Few film companies in China are willing to buy this kind of service. Usually, some film companies will send their own people to do this kind of questionnaire, sometimes in theaters.

But it is rare to buy this kind of service such as Huaguo Movie Data King.

Therefore, the Huaguo Film Data Network is also doing this kind of experiment almost at its own expense.

Today Feng Ming has a group of 8 people, each of whom is responsible for at least 250 questionnaires.

In fact, if the audience is willing to cooperate, the workload is really not that big.

Because of the questionnaire survey, there is not much content, mainly for the audience to rate the movie.

Feng Ming raised his hand and glanced at his watch. The first "Tomb of Life and Death" was almost over.

He cast his gaze to the theater door.

Soon people started to come out of it.

"Hello, this is Feng Ming, the reporter of Huaguo Movie Data King..."

As a result, Feng Ming asked Zhou Qing and Lan Jing the first couple.

"Yes, I just finished watching "The Mausoleum of Life and Death." Zhou Qing and Lan Jing were very cooperative.

"How do you feel?" Feng Ming asked.

"How do you say?" Zhou Qing thought for a while.

"Let's put it this way, if we are awarded the Worst Film Award in China, I think this film has a very high probability of winning, and it will be a new level!"

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