The dog-licking villain only wants to live in obscurity, but the heroine doesn't follow the rou

Master?! What are you doing!? Oh my God!

Lu Chengwen was about to burst into tears: Master, what are you doing?! Why are you breaking into my room in the middle of the night?

Hun Tiangang said: This woman is sneaky. I am worried that she will be harmful to my disciple, so I keep a close eye on her.

Lu Chengwen was going crazy.

It's just...you saw what happened later, don't you think you should avoid it?

Huntian Gang shook his head and said, I have something to do with you.

Why do you have to stare at someone's bedside all the time?

Hun Tiangang sighed: This woman reminds me of a person. I think back then, she was eighteen and I was eighteen. That year, the peach blossoms in the village bloomed, like many colorful clouds, decorating the clouds. I was young and ignorant at that time, and she was young and innocent at that time...

Master, Master, your story will be told another day.

Xu Xuejiao was so scared that she cried.

Pulling the quilt to cover himself: Brother Cheng Wen, who is this?

Ah, it's okay, my master.

Do you still have a master?

Don't worry about it.

Lu Chengwen stood on the ground: Master, let's go to the living room to talk.

The master nodded: Her breasts are bigger than that girl that day.

Master is insightful and observes carefully. Disciple admires me. Let's go to the living room.

The master turned back three times in one step: How does it feel?

Go away quickly! You don't have to worry about it!

In the living room, Lu Chengwen took a long breath and touched his forehead: Master, why did you come here without even saying hello?

Master is worried about you.

Lu Chengwen was almost furious: Thank you, Master, for caring about me.

Oh, I didn't expect that when I had been wandering for half my life and was disheartened, I could still have such good disciples as you and Aotian. Master, there is nothing else I could ask for in this life.

Master, you'd better talk about it.

There's nothing else to do. Oh, by the way, these underwear are...

Lu Chengwen snatched it and put it in his pocket: It's okay. Master, please continue.

About these underwear...

I'm not asking you to say this. I'm talking about your purpose. Keep talking about this.

Oh, I originally wanted to teach you some kung fu, but I suddenly remembered that I talked to you for a long time that day, but actually didn't teach you anything. Master was too careless. But when I came here today, I saw that woman, and then threw her away Here is a pair of underwear, about these...

Master! Let's forget about that rag. What skills are you going to teach me?

Good disciple, Master, having such good disciples as you two, this life is worth it.

Lu Chengwen rubbed his forehead and thought painfully:

Master seemed even more confused than before.

Damn, according to the original plot, he is Long Aotian's master, right? It's fine now, even I'm involved.

This person is even more insane than Xu Xuejiao!

No, I would easily go crazy if I learn kung fu from him, so forget it.

Master, this is our blessing. You have mercy on us.

Yes, I can talk. Huntian Gang said: Master looked at you just now and was thinking, if you have a child, wouldn't I have a disciple? For even my disciple, I have to live well. , I will teach Sun Qigong in the future.

Lu Chengwen was extremely depressed: Master, that matter is too far away, let's just talk about the present.

At this time, Xu Xuejiao had already put on her own set of serious clothes and walked out.

Like an obedient lady, she took small steps, lowered her head, walked up to her, and knelt down obediently: Master is here, Xue Jiao pays homage to Master.

Lu Chengwen felt so hateful!

【Damn girl movie! Why don't you stay in there and wait for a while to come out? My master is sick and you are sick too? 】

[The clothes haven’t been straightened yet, and I’m still wearing fishnet stockings underneath! 】

Hun Tiangang was so excited: Hey, apprentice wife, get up quickly! Hahaha, uh uh, what a well-behaved and sensible child!

Thank you, Master.

Hun Tiangang nodded: I have decided! Cheng Wen.

Master.

You have to have a child as soon as possible, do you hear me? I will take the child away when he is one month old, and return it to you in eighteen years. I will ensure that he will be energetic, smart, and invincible in the world.

Lu Chengwenxin said:

【I'm mad! I will give birth to a child for you to take away! ? What are you doing! ? 】

He said: Master is so kind to his disciple.

He turned around and glared at Xu Xuejiao: Go back.

Oh, wait! Hun Tiangang fumbled for a long time and took out a dagger from his pocket.

The dagger is short and concise and does not look exquisite.

This is the Qilin Dagger. It's a meeting gift from me to my apprentice's wife.

Lu Chengwen reached out to take it: I'll keep it for her first.

Get lost! It's for my apprentice's wife.

Thank you, Master! Xue Jiao wishes Master good health and eternal youth.

Yeah, darling, go ahead and play. Oh, by the way, your underwear is at Cheng Wen's place. Remember to ask him for it later.

Xu Xuejiao blushed and suppressed a smile: Yes, Xuejiao knows. Master sat down slowly and Xuejiao retreated.

Um.

Watching Xue Jiao squirm away.

Hun Tiangang stroked his beard: What a nice butt... What a nice girl!

Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes: Old guy! Did you almost tell the truth just now? abnormal!

Lu Chengwen said: Master, you haven't said yet what skills you want to teach your disciples?

Small monkey boxing! Hun Tiangang said: However, to practice my kung fu, you must reshape your bones and muscles!

Recasting bones?

right!

How to recast?

I will first break all the bones in your body with an overwhelming force! I will shatter all the muscles and veins in your body! Then I will use Da Huitian Wan to quickly repair you, plus my unique internal strength, the Marrow Cleansing Sutra The essence is to allow your whole body’s muscles and bones to heal quickly! After that, you will be...

dead?

What are you talking about? Master is very accurate in his attack! He won't beat you to death.

Is that a disabled person?

I will be disabled for a while and will be fine soon.

Lu Chengwen licked his teeth and said, Master, you see it is like this. As for me, I have very important things to do tomorrow. You broke all my bones and all my tendons...

Shatter it to pieces! Huntian Gang gestured with his big palm.

Yes, yes, this is it. I'm not afraid of hardship, Master. The key is that I have to go to work tomorrow. The work in the unit has become much more complicated. I have become a disabled person, so many things will be delayed.

Hun Tiangang was dissatisfied: Is the work at work more important, or is it more important to learn kung fu from me? Are you afraid of hardship?

No, no, absolutely not. Lu Chengwen said, I just...

Nonsense! It's not up to you!

Lu Chengwen immediately felt bad, turned around and wanted to run away.

Could he escape from Huntian Gang?

Hun Tiangang grabbed him as if he were a chicken, and pressed him down on the sofa: Disciple, be patient, Master will slowly torture you!

Lu Chengwen screamed: Master! Stop, Master! Master, I was wrong!

Huntian Gang shouted loudly: It's overwhelming!

Lu Chengwen was despairing.

Who would have thought that the villain was shot to death by a supporting character?

I was only guarding Long Aotian, but in the end, this supporting character was more ruthless than the protagonist!

The plot has reached an outrageous level.

correct!

Fudo Myoou experience ticket!

Damn it, let’s get through this first!

Just when he was about to use his registration artifact experience coupon, he heard Huntian Gang making a pop sound.

Stopped.

Master?

Huntian Gang was overjoyed: Disciple! Your muscles and bones... have been recast!?

Lu Chengwen let out a long breath.

Damn, luckily I slept with Jiang Shihan. Otherwise, I might die in confusion at the hands of this old madman today.

The Fudo Myoyo experience ticket can block a blow, but if you think about it, with Huntangang's brain, a palm can't do it.

I will definitely need to replenish my palm and see how it goes.

Not only did he lose a precious life-saving experience ticket, he was also beaten into a vegetative state.

Jiang Shihan is not only her doormat sexy little secretary, but also her lucky little beauty!

Shihan, I love you!

Lu Chengwen even cried.

Huntiangang pulled Lu Chengwen up, felt his upper and lower muscles, and took his pulse: Haha! Disciple! You are so qualified! Yes, you are indeed born with muscles that can be trained horizontally!

Lu Chengwen escaped from death and forced a smile: Master, there is no need to recast it, right?

No, no, no, the recast may not be better than your current one. Huh? You didn't have such a good foundation when we met that day? Did you worship another master again? You ask him to come out, and I will follow He competes!”

Lu Chengwen quickly said: No, Master, you are the only master I have in heaven and on earth.

Oh, that means you have an adventure.

Yes, I had an adventure.

Talk to Master.

Lu Chengwenxin said what should I say? I said I slept with a girl, played with my secretary, and got a reward for the side mission of rebuilding my bones?

Lu Chengwen quickly changed the subject: Master, have you visited my senior brother?

Oh, I went to his place first! He stayed up in the middle of the night, either practicing martial arts and falling into trance. I was afraid of disturbing him and he would go crazy again! Or there was a room full of people, men and women, discussing the conquest of Snow City together. It was so annoying. Very. It’s not like your place. It’s pure and quiet, just you and your disciple’s wife kissing each other.”

Lu Chengwenxin said that it's not convenient for me to disturb you, okay? ?

Elder brother's talent is better than mine, and his level is higher than mine. He needs to rebuild his bones even more! Master!

Hun Tiangang was stunned: Well, you're right. His qualifications are pretty good. His muscles and bones have been recast before, but his recasting technique is segmented and needs to be recast repeatedly. I have to help him.

Lu Chengwen slapped his thigh and knelt down on one knee:

Master! Disciple, I beg you! Help me, senior brother! He has the world in mind and cares about the common people. Without your true inheritance, he will not be able to complete his great cause!

Hun Tiangang touched Lu Chengwen's shoulder with emotion: Master is very touched that you can be so generous and open-minded. You don't argue with your senior brother, but you still persuade the master for the sake of the senior brother. You are a good boy, and the master is not wrong about you.

Lu Chengwenxin said:

You're going to break all my bones! It’s all! knock! broken!

Only a devil can fight with him!

Huntian Gang slapped his thigh and stood up: Okay! I'll go find your senior brother right now and help him rebuild his bones! Help him become a hero!

On behalf of my senior brother, I would like to thank my master for his kindness in reincarnating me!

Wait for my good news.

After Huntian Gang finished speaking, his figure suddenly disappeared.

Master? Master?

All the bones in Lu Chengwen's body were about to fall apart, and he sat directly on the sofa.

Damn, I'm scared to death.

Immediately he lay on the sofa and laughed: Long Aotian, Long Aotian, I gave you a big gift! You're welcome! Master will reshape your muscles and bones, and you will be very happy in the future. Hahaha!