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Lu Chengwen also came to this area with Zhao Gang and Jiang Shihan.

Huntian Gang suddenly jumped out: Haha! What a good disciple! You have come to visit me!

Lu Chengwen was startled, and felt reassured when he saw it was Huntian Gang.

Then I thought about it, damn, I know why the military advisor and King Jintuo appeared here!

Did these two idiots really come to see my master?

Why don't you go back and ask Long Aotian about the market situation?

Lu Chengwen said: Master, are you doing well?

Very good, very good. Oh, these two are...

Oh, this is my secretary Jiang Shihan, and this is Zhao Gang, my assistant and driver.

Hun Tiangang nodded: You changed your girlfriend again? Just take it easy. The most important thing in practicing martial arts is to preserve your essence. Don't be too indulgent.

Jiang Shihan was extremely shy, and Lu Chengwen was also embarrassed: Master, is there anyone coming to trouble you?

No!

No?

No!

oh.

What's wrong?

Oh, it's okay. Lu Chengwen was puzzled. He could find the master accidentally, but why didn't those two guys show up?

King Jin Tuo's injury must be too serious, and they are healing, huh huh.

Huntian Gang smiled and said, Let's go sit in my cave.

Lu Chengwen was frightened when he mentioned the cave. Nothing good happens in caves, and the psychological shadow left by the cave is too heavy.

When we arrived at the cave, there was a circular earthen stove made of stones on the edge of the cave, with wooden shelves on both sides. All the fires in the middle were extinguished, leaving only a pile of charcoal burning slowly, releasing a small amount of heat.

There is a thigh wearing a robe on the shelf. The thigh is very plump and the fragrance is very attractive.

Lu Chengwen and others were really hungry.

Huntian Gang smiled and said, Are you hungry?

Lu Chengwen rubbed his hands in embarrassment: Master, to be honest with you, we have been walking all day, more than seven hours.

Hahaha, eat, eat, eat. You eat. I watch you eat.

okay!

The three of them tore open the deer's legs and began to feast on them in large chunks.

Over there, Hun Tiangang went out carrying a dagger, and soon came back carrying a robe leg. He processed it and started roasting it on the rack.

This thing is really cool.

There was no seasoning, but it was delicious for these three people.

Even Jiang Shihan, who has always paid attention to the image of beautiful women, had a mouth full of oil and a hideous face.

While Lu Chengwen was eating, he felt something was wrong, and the ceiling seemed to be dripping.

Looking up, he was startled and took a few steps back: What's going on!? What's going on!?

On the ceiling, King Jin Tuo and the military advisor were stripped of their clothes, leaving only their shorts on.

The two of them were very hungry. Watching the three people below feasting on their food, smelling the aroma of barbecue, and listening to the five-star reviews from these people saying it's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious, can you stop drooling?

Huntiangang said as if nothing was wrong: Oh, it's okay, you can eat what you have.

Lu Chengwen had lost his appetite. How could he eat with two big living people hanging on top?

Master, I just asked you, didn't you have no one to trouble you?

That's right, no one bothers me!

Then the two of them...

Huntian Gang opened his eyes wide: Are these two considered troublesome? Not troublesome at all. This!

He pointed at King Jintuo: He was lying down before I made a move! This!

Then he pointed at the military advisor: Just when I was about to take action, he vomited blood.

Lu Chengwenxin said how powerful you are! ?

These two people are at the ceiling level of combat effectiveness I have seen so far!

Uh...Master, why are you hanging them here?

punish!

Why... why?

This! He pointed at the military advisor: He lied to me. He said that you asked them to kill me, and that you wanted to use my hand to kill them. Are you kidding me? How can my apprentice be so bad? How stupid can I be? ?You know the master’s IQ, Gaga is smart! They can’t deceive me!”

Lu Chengwen nodded: What about this?

Wow, this is even more exaggerated. After he woke up, he even asked me if I asked you for a lot of money. You said it yourself, did I ask you for money?

No. Lu Chengwen answered happily: Master treats his disciple as his own son and has never asked for money.

Lu Chengwen looked at the pitiful looks of these two people.

I was really arrogant before, making myself feel that I might die in their hands anytime, anywhere.

But looking at their virtues at this moment, Lu Chengwen felt so pitiful for them for some reason.

It’s too much of a loss for myself.

Huntian Gang is so perverted!

Even I can't stand Huntian Gang's tricks.

Lu Chengwen scratched his head in embarrassment: Master, what are you going to do with them?

Huntiangang warmed the legs of his robe and smiled: I plan to let them be the stone lions of my house.

Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes: You are creative, as expected of you, Master. But humans are made of flesh, how can we make stone lions?

Don't be afraid! I used fossilized cotton palms to beat them until their limbs were petrified. Aren't they just stone lions?

When the two people heard this, their souls were frightened.

Fossil cotton palm! ? Is there such a terrible kung fu?

Lu Chengwen said: That's not right. What if they run away?

You're not afraid of that! Huntian Gang said with a beaming expression, I can break their legs, reattach them, wait until they are almost full, then break them, reattach them again, and so on... This way they won't be able to escape.

The two people above felt that this old man was a devil.

The more I listen, the more scared I get!

Lu Chengwen still had doubts: That's not right! The stone lions in the town house are one male and one female! Both of them are male!

That's right! You're not afraid of that! Huntian Gang pulled out the dagger: Can't it be enough if I 'transform' one of them into a lioness? Good disciple, which one do you think I should transform first?

Lu Chengwen said: Master, if you say 'reform first', then both of them will have to be stabbed.

Hahaha, that's right, two lionesses? Is there such a thing?

The two people above are determined to die.

Lu Chengwen is here to deliver a critical hit!

If he hadn't kept asking, he probably wouldn't have been able to come up with so many tricks.

Good guy, he kept saying That's not right, and the old man kept saying That's not scary!

The two men were completely in harmony discussing how to torture them.

And this move cannot be described as damaging, it is definitely a pervert!

And it’s very creative! Would you say it's scary?

No, Master, that's still wrong. As soon as Lu Chengwen said that, the two people above him started crying.

Lu Chengwen said: The lioness still has to step on a little lion!

The two people above opened their eyes wide and looked at Lu Chengwen in disbelief.

Really? Huntian Gang asked cutely.

Yes. Lu Chengwen replied affirmatively.

I'm not afraid of that! Hun Tiangang waved his hand: Is it okay if I transform this thin one into a female lion and let them make me a little lion?

The expressions of Zhao Gang and Jiang Shihan froze.

This old man seems to be getting more and more crazy?

Lu Chengwen looked at his master: Master, this... they can't do it.

Hun Tiangang got angry: If you can't do it, I'll beat them! Beat them until they are willing to give me a little lion cub!

No, no, Master, it's not that they don't want to give you... a little lion, but they can't do it!

I don't believe it if there's anything that can't come out! Hun Tiangang said: I personally watched them match me a little lion! If it doesn't work once, twice, it won't work twice a hundred times! A thousand times! Ten thousand times! Always! You can succeed once! I believe that as long as you persevere, persevere, never give up, and persevere, you will definitely succeed!

Lu Chengwen scratched his head: Master, this... this kind of thing cannot be solved with hard work, they...

They dare not listen to me? What I'm all about is 'violence output'! If they don't give me a little lion, I won't let them go! I have nine ways to make their lives worse than death!

Huntian Gang gestured viciously: Nine types!

Lu Chengwen said: Master, didn't you say last time that when you traveled around the world, what you focused on was 'conquering people with virtue'? Why did you change it to 'exporting violence' this time?

Really? Did I say that?

I remember you... seemed to have said that.

Hey! It's not important, it's not important! When Master walks around the world, what he pays attention to is 'adapting to circumstances', no matter what happens.

Lu Chengwen shook his head and said, That's not right, Master...

The two people above couldn't listen anymore. They moved their bodies wildly, making whining sounds from their mouths, and looked at Lu Chengwen with a pleading look in their eyes.

Brother, please stop being wrong about this and that. Now we are forcing us to give birth to a lion cub for him. If we continue to be wrong, he may come up with some groundbreaking plan.

The current project of giving birth to lion cubs is already a challenge for us!

We really can’t take on other projects!

Huntian Gang said: Just wait, I'll get some firewood.

After Huntian Gang finished speaking, the figure disappeared, which was very efficient.

Jiang Shihan looked at the two hanging guys: Mr. Lu, what should I do?

Lu Chengwen set his chin and looked at these two guys: Damn, I don't know anymore.

Can we save them? They look so pitiful.

Lu Chengwen knew that Jiang Shihan was acting to help him pretend to be a good person.

Lu Chengwen said: I want to save him too! But you have also seen that this old man is crazy! I even used my heels to talk to him, for fear that I would say something wrong and he would ask me to give him life by facing the stone. Come out!”

Jiang Shihan smiled and turned red.

Zhao Gang said: Shall we untie them both now and escape together?

The two people above nodded wildly and made whining sounds.

Quiet! Lu Chengwen turned around and scolded, falling into a dilemma: In the eyes of my master, we are just guinea pigs! Escape? He can catch us all in less than five minutes. What do you mean to the mother? Is the lion interested?

Zhao Gang waved his hands repeatedly: No, no, not even me!

Lu Chengwen was about to burst into tears: He robbed me of so much money, but he hid here and played outdoor barbecue. And he asked me if I had done this, which is simply too much!

Of course, this sentence is also for the two people above.

Mr. Lu, this is all your fault. Why did you ask them to provoke your master? Your master... is too difficult to figure out!

Can you blame me? Lu Chengwen was almost going crazy: They were looking for trouble with me. If I didn't send them away, they might shoot me to death at any time!

And how did I know that they were so 'smart'! They really found my master! My master is so elusive that even I have to wait for a blind cat to meet a dead mouse, but they actually found me! It's really What a fucking talent!”

Lu Chengwen turned around and gave them a thumbs up: You guys are awesome!

Zhao Gang came up with an idea and said: Mr. Lu, how about this. Let's just say that the company has something to do and leave here. How about just leaving them here?

This is a wonderful plan! Lu Chengwen said: What Zhao Gang said is exactly what I want!

The two people above begged frantically again, making whimpering sounds.

Jiang Shihan said: Mr. Lu, it doesn't matter if we leave, but for the rest of my life, I will have nightmares whenever I think about the two of them...making lion cubs here day after day...

Lu Chengwen said: That's it! I'll go and plead with Master, and you two will untie them and take them away first! Regardless of whether I succeed or not, I can delay some time.

good!

Lu Chengwen jumped more than two meters high, frightened Jiang Shihan and screamed softly.

Lu Chengwen untied the hemp rope, and the two people fell from it.

As soon as he landed on the ground, the animal skin was pulled out of his mouth, and he said:

Thank you, Mr. Lu, for saving my life!

The military advisor also said: Mr. Lu, our brothers owe you a big favor!

Lu Chengwen said: Stop talking nonsense, let's go first, escape from this stupid mountain, and then return to the city.

…

Both of them were seriously injured and followed Jiang Shihan and Zhao Gang to find the car.

At this time, two people saw the four of them.

Luo Shiyin was very surprised!

King Jintuo! ? military adviser! ?

The two of them... why are they walking together with Lu Chengwen's people! ?

Could it be...?