The dog-licking villain only wants to live in obscurity, but the heroine doesn't follow the rou

Zhao Ritian was sitting cross-legged in a cave, meditating.

When I think of myself being hit by a stick method falling from the sky... a tree method that smashed the Tianling Cap, I feel angry.

The opportunity to advance was finally eliminated by Lu Chengwen with a stick.

Seeing Lu Chengwen conscientiously lighting a fire and grilling fish, he was furious.

Damn it, if you don’t have meteorite ice crystals back in Snow City, I’ll slap you on the wall with one palm!

Boom——!

Lu Chengwen felt that the whole earth shook.

earthquake! ? wrong!

Zhao Ritian suddenly opened his eyes and jumped out.

Meteorite!

He smiled: Finally it showed up!

He turned back and pointed at Lu Chengwen: Here, cook for me. Don't even think about running away. You can't escape from my Wuzhishan!

Lu Chengwen smiled and nodded: Yes, yes, I won't run away, I still expect you to take me back to Snow City.

Zhao Ritian jumped out at once, as light as a swallow and extremely swift.

Lu Chengwen sighed.

Look at this man, this great hero, so majestic.

Alas, why do I have to be a villain when I go through life? How nice would it be to have me be the male protagonist?

I can also pick up girls and practice magical skills. I have a few stunningly beautiful masters and I don’t know who I am. I started with more than 600 marriage certificates and picked up girls all the way...

No matter how hard the bad guys hit me, they can't kill me. It's either a chance encounter or a treasure...

Walk all the way, awesome and lightning.

There are only two things you do in life: pick up girls and show off.

Oh, and the third thing is to pick up girls and show off at the same time.

well.

Sighing and grilling two fish, he suddenly saw Zhao Ritian's backpack.

There are several bottles of water inside.

Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes and took out the remaining half of the Desire Pill from the system interface.

Does this stuff work on men? Can't use it randomly?

I dissolved it in water and let him drink it, and then I found a place to hide.

When he couldn't hold it in anymore and played with big trees or wild boars, I would run away!

Hahaha!

It’s up to you!

Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and opened a bottle of water, crushed half of the Desire Pill into pieces, slowly sprinkled it in, and shook it vigorously for a long time.

No, I have to make a mark.

Pull out a wooden stick from the bonfire and use the red core to burn a small hole in the package.

Then he put it back with a smile.

Zhao Ritian, aren’t you able to show me one day every day?

Then he tried to steal a belt, but it turned out that he couldn't, so he had to pull off a cane, tie his pants up, and prepare to hide it.

At this time, Zhao Ritian rushed back and roared: Lu Chengwen, give me my backpack!

Lu Chengwenxin said it was too bad! Why so fast! ?

Lu Chengwen quickly took out the bottle of water and hid it in the crack of the stone.

I said in my heart that I can’t let you do it in front of me... Then the unlucky one will be God, change me!

As soon as he came out, three figures were chasing after him.

Zhao Ritian laughed loudly: It takes no effort at all!

Long Aotian said angrily: Young man, take advantage of my unpreparedness to steal my meteorite ice crystals and seek death! Shiyin!

Luo Shiyin rushed over with a single stride, and Zhao Ritian said angrily: Look at the palm!

He turned his head and hit Luo Shiyin on the shoulder. Luo Shiyin fell to the ground and could not move.

Lu Chengwenxin said what happened! ?

I even came abroad and still met Long Aotian! ?

It’s fun! ?

Zhao Ritian passed by Lu Chengwen, took away his backpack, and ran away like flying.

Long Ao was half-dead: Damn it, why is this bastard so good at Qinggong!? Shiyin, you heal where you are, Mei Shao, block his flanks!

Lu Chengwen stood at the entrance of the cave and watched Long Aotian and Qi Meishao float past like the wind.

After being stunned for a long time, he noticed Luo Shiyin lying on the ground and unable to get up for a long time.

Hey! Are you okay?

Lu Chengwen rushed over and helped her up. Luo Shiyin was shocked: Lu Chengwen? Why are you here?

I... can't say anything.

Luo Shiyin gritted her teeth: I'll kill you!

Lu Chengwen pressed her hand: Let's do it another day. It's not convenient for you now.

Luo Shiyin's raised palm looked at Lu Chengwen angrily for a long time before reluctantly putting it down.

Lu Chengwen supported her: Go and have a rest in the cave. Oh, you said you... why are you everywhere? It's great to stay in Snow City in peace and quiet. Why come abroad?

Luo Shiyin said: The Lord sent news that there may be energy meteorites falling here. If there are meteorite ice crystals, it can help the young master's cultivation level to greatly increase. Uh...

Luo Shiyin covered her shoulders and said painfully: That's why we rushed here urgently to see if we can gain anything.

When they arrived at the cave, Lu Chengwen picked up a grilled fish and blew it twice: Are you hungry? Eat some.

Luo Shiyin glared at Lu Chengwen.

This is... the guy who drugged himself twice, causing him to become a human and a ghost.

Now I am always on tenterhooks when I accompany Long Aotian every day, and I don't dare to think about what will happen once these things are known to the young master.

punish? I am not afraid of punishment, not even death!

But...this is nothing! ? Inexplicably, he and Lu Chengwen started two wars!

Every time...

It happens to be the person he hates, it happens to be Lu Chengwen, it happens to be...

This made Long Aotian know, how could he explain it? How to say! ?

Eat, don't just stare at me, you have to have the strength to kill me.

Luo Shiyin gritted her teeth: Lu Chengwen, thanks to you, my future is gone.

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Lu Chengwen said: The first time was to save your life, and the second time was when you broke into my house by yourself. Do you remember? I was saving you both times! Please be more careful in the future and don't attack me at all times. Drill into the house.

Luo Shiyin was so angry that she was half dead: So, you still blame me!?

What if?

Luo Shiyin cried angrily: You...you took advantage of me, and you are still angry with me here!

Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was wrong!

Lu Chengwen said: I promise, God knows and the earth knows, you know and I know, uh... Zhuge Xiaohua also knows, and... Hua Xuening also knows... In short, they will not betray you. , let alone me. Eat something and take a rest quickly, they don’t know what the fight will be like yet.”

Luo Shiyin pouted and glared at Lu Chengwen: Anyway, remember, your life is mine, and I will kill you sooner or later!

Yes, yes, yours, kill, kill, will you eat or not? So much nonsense.

Luo Shiyin didn't want to receive any favors from Lu Chengwen, but she was indeed busy for most of the night and was very hungry at this time.

That grilled fish is so delicious.

I picked it up and took a bite. I was about to feel happy, but when I thought about the stone in my heart, I became negative again.

Lu Chengwen looked around: You eat first, I'll get you some water to drink. The river water here is quite cool.

Lu Chengwen didn’t have anything to hold water!

After searching for a long time, he found a big leaf, folded it up, filled it with some stream water, held it in his hand, and walked back carefully.

As soon as he came back, he saw Luo Shiyin sitting by the campfire in a daze.

Here it comes! Hehe, the water is here, a gift from nature, hey! It's purely natural!

Luo Shiyin glared at him: No need, I've finished eating.

Not thirsty?

I'm not thirsty. I drank some water.

What water?

Luo Shiyin held an empty bottle and shook it: Mineral water.

The leaves in Lu Chengwen's hands fell to the ground, his hands drooped, and he was speechless.

Luo Shiyin looked at Lu Chengwen and tilted her head: Why are you so stingy? You even hid a bottle of water and asked me to drink river water. You have never been so stingy before!

Lu Chengwen covered his temples: Oh... God, you've killed me.

Luo Shiyin was angry: Yes! I drank your water! Can I return you a hundred bottles, a thousand bottles, or ten thousand bottles when I go back?

Then he muttered: I have never seen such a stingy man. What you did to me... huh, you didn't even compensate me!

Lu Chengwen walked in, picked up the bottle and confirmed it.

Yes, the mark I made by perming is still there.

Throwing the bottle away, I looked around.

Luo Shiyin became even more angry.

You took so much advantage of me, just a bottle of water. This makes you so angry that you don't even talk to me?

Luo Shiyin said: Lu Chengwen, are you a man?

Lu Chengwen turned around: Don't you know whether I am a man?

You...you...you are shameless!

Lu Chengwen sighed: Let's go, let's change places.

what?

This... nature is so beautiful, let's find a place to shoot some wild artillery.

Luo Shiyin suddenly stood up: Lu Chengwen, I warn you not to go too far! Don't think that I can't do anything to you in this mountain. I'm on the fourth door, and I can kill you even if you are injured. Those two times I ...I fell into your scheme...I am not that kind of loose woman!

You'll be there soon. Just wait a little longer and you'll be there.

What nonsense are you talking about?

Lu Chengwen suddenly burst out: Half a pill of desire for women! Half a pill! Half a pill of desire for women! I dissolved it in that bottle of water! It's the bottle you drank up!

Luo Shiyin was shocked: You...you drugged me again!?

Sister, did I give the medicine? Yes, I did it. I didn't give it to you! I gave it to...oh my God!

Lu Chengwen said: Hurry up and pack your things and follow me.

Luo Shiyin cried angrily: Lu Chengwen, I will kill you!

Lu Chengwen said: Think clearly! There are only two people in this mountain who have the antidote, one is me and the other is Zhao Ritian! Your young master can't do it at all, at least not for the past six months! Are you going to kill me? You If you kill me, you will have to let Zhao Ritian detoxify you! Think clearly!

Luo Shiyin's sword fell to the ground and she cried: How could this happen, Lu Chengwen, you always cheat me, and you cheat me again, can't you find someone else to cheat? What did I do wrong!? Why!?

Lu Chengwen said: Is it my fault!? I have already gone to find water for you. Am I the one who feels sorry for a bottle of water?

Luo Shiyin already felt that her whole body was starting to heat up.

She picked up the sword in shame: Rather than being humiliated under your crotch again and again, I might as well end my life of humiliation!

Lu Chengwen rushed up and grabbed the sword: Many virgins don't see red on their first night. Your character will not fall apart with your young master. Don't get excited. Anyway, once is the solution. What's the difference between two or three times?

You said it's easy! It's always like this, I will...

What can you do?

Luo Shiyin gritted her teeth and finally said nothing, just cried.

Lu Chengwen pulled her and left: Let's go, let's go, you don't want them to fight back later, you have to have sex in front of a large group of people, right?

Luo Shiyin cried and let Lu Chengwen hold hands and walked away: Why is it always like this...

Then he cried and shouted: You must be gentler this time!

Know it!

After detoxifying, don't continue to force me!

You force me every time, okay?!

That wasn't your fault?

I was wrong! I will definitely be gentler in a while!

Luo Shiyin suddenly felt dizzy, and Lu Chengwen quickly supported her.

Luo Shiyin's eyebrows were a little blurry, and her voice was a little tired: Don't be too gentle... please...