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Huo Wendong looked confused, Why are you laughing?!

Lu Chengwen smiled and waved his hand, It's okay, it's okay.

Huo Wendong said angrily, Do you have Longjinghumengwan in your hands?

Huh? Yes! Lu Chengwen agreed, It's in my hands.

Huo Wendong said, Are you sure?

Lu Chengwen smiled, Of course this is certain.

Sell it to me, and I'm warning you, if it smells bad, I'll fight you!

Lu Chengwen laughed loudly, and Hua Xuening behind him couldn't help laughing either.

Huo Wendong didn't know why they were laughing. What's so funny!?

Hua Xuening is so happy!

These people are so stupid!

Much more stupid than me!

This Huo Wendong, he eats shit, he eats shit, he eats it so happily!

Long Aotian narrowed his eyes: Cheng Wen, there is something wrong with the two pills that the rider took away before, right?

ah?

Lu Chengwen laughed so hard that tears flew down his face, and he wiped his tears, He took a shitty pill! Come and beg me, saying that he would be dead without Longjinghumengwan. Do I care about his life or death? I just won't give it. , what can he do to me?

Then what?

Lu Chengwen said with a smile, Then he found a pile of dog shit in my backyard. He rubbed the dog shit there and made it look like balls. I asked him what he was doing by rubbing the shit. Isn't it disgusting? He said it was useful. .so……

I'll fuck him!

Huo Wendong is furious!

He suddenly stood up and said, This rider, I spared his life, but he dares to plot against me like this! I caught him and will crush him to ashes! I...I...vomit...

Bang Daomang was also confused.

Shit! ? Shit balls! ?

Holy shit! This person is too damaged! ?

So let’s put it this way, let’s tell the young master to eat shit today! ?

Lu Chengwen comforted him and said, Hey, Wendong, Wendong, why are you so excited? Why are you eating?

Huo Wendong was stunned, No, no! Hey, how could I eat it? Who can eat it if it smells so bad? No, no, no.

Hua Xuening laughed again.

Huo Wendong blushed and explained, I got the elixir for my friend. What should I take? I'm fine, you all know it.

Lu Chengwen said, It's okay if you don't eat it. That thing is not suitable for oral administration.

Huo Wendong felt that the more he explained, the more guilty he felt, and the more he explained, the more embarrassed he became.

In fact, everyone knows that he must have eaten it, but this kind of thing cannot be admitted even to death.

Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian and said, Senior Brother, you won't eat it, right?

Long Aotian was also laughing at Huo Wendong, feeling that he had made two billion with a piece of shit meatball, which was a stroke of genius.

He immediately said, How can I eat it? I can eat all that stuff? Are you crazy? Hahahaha...

r\u003e Lu Chengwen also laughed, Long Aotian also laughed, and the beauties of the two guards were also laughing.

Only Huo Wendong, whose face was burning, had to laugh along to show that he hadn't eaten.

Zhuge Xiaohua laughed so hard, Our young master only took a few licks and didn't eat it at all!

Oh!? Lu Chengwen was very excited.

Long Aotian turned around and glared at Zhuge Xiaohua. Zhuge Xiaohua knew that he had said the wrong thing and quickly lowered his head.

Huo Wendong stood up immediately, Wow, haha, you still lick it with your mouth? Wow, you are really... Long Aotian, you are really brave! Wow, hahaha!

He wanted to divert others' attention from himself by laughing at Long Aotian.

I almost vomited again.

I didn't lick it. Long Aotian explained seriously with a straight face, I just sniffed it a little and realized something was wrong, so I sold it for two billion.

Two billion!? Lu Chengwen said in surprise, Buying shit!? Is there such a big person in the world?

Long Aotian glanced at Huo Wendong proudly: Mr. Huo, is there any?

Huo Wendong's face was almost turning green.

Just... don't talk nonsense! Let's talk about business! Lu Chengwen, Longjinghumengwan, do you really have it!?

Yes. Lu Chengwen said simply.

Long Aotian said, Cheng Wen, give it to me.

Huo Wendong asked, Why are you so embarrassed? Open your mouth to ask for it?

Cheng Wen and I are brothers in the same sect! It's just a pill, and we have this friendship!

Then Cheng Wen and I are alumni of the same school. I'm afraid our friendship will be ahead of yours!

Damn! Compete with me!? Long Aotian said, Lu Chengwen and I are brothers who love each other!

Huo Wendong said, Lu Chengwen and I are also buddies who did business together!

He and I are the same master!

He and I are a mentor!

I kowtowed too much with Chengwen Lu!

I fought with Lawrence Lu!

Lu Chengwen has tricked me many times. He owes me a favor! Can you compare?

Lu Chengwen has defrauded me of a lot of money, and you are also defrauding me to settle the score with me!?

The two of them looked at Lu Chengwen together, Cheng Wen! Who do you want to give the elixir to?

Lu Chengwen was stunned for a long time, That's it... I said... do you want to give it to me?

Both people were stunned at the same time.

What are you two arguing about here? Lu Chengwen felt funny, I have the elixir, but I didn't say I would give it to you!

Long Aotian said, Cheng Wen, you know my situation. If you help me once, I will definitely come back in the future.

Repay you.

Huo Wendong also quickly said, Cheng Wen, that friend of mine is dying. He wanted to keep a child before he died. Please help me, I can't treat you badly!

Long Aotian laughed loudly, Huo Wendong, if you can't do it, just say you can't do it. Why don't you say 'I have a friend'. To put it bluntly, you are the one who can't do it. You are the one who eats shit. You spend two billion to buy shit. It’s still you! With your virtue, how can you fight with me?”

Hua Xuening said, Tian'er, have you forgotten that you ate Master's food at Seven Star Peak...

Shut up! Long Aotian turned around and pointed angrily, I'll beat you to death!

Hua Xuening was immediately dissatisfied, Stop yelling at me!

Then he said to Huo Wendong, He has eaten shit!

Huo Wendong laughed loudly, You eat shit! Hahaha, you have eaten shit!

Long Aotian said angrily, I'm different from you!

What's wrong? Did you eat too much?

Long Aotian pointed a finger at the ground angrily and yelled, Not only is there more than you, but I'm still eating it even though I know it's shit! You were deceived into eating it! The pattern is different!

Huo Wendong opened his eyes wide, Damn it! You still have to pay attention to the pattern when eating shit!?

Long Aotian waved his hand, Shut up!

He turned around and asked Lu Chengwen, Cheng Wen, senior brother, for this reason, this favor, do you want to help or not? Please give me a word!

Huo Wendong also said angrily, Lu Chengwen, this incident is entirely because of you. I have suffered a huge loss today. If you don't give me Longjinghumengwan, don't even think about doing good!

Long Aotian turned around and said, Ha! Are you admitting that you are inhumane now?

Huo Wendong said, Don't you also have something to hide? What's so magical about you!?

I have a date! Five years later, I will still be a good man! And you, this life will be miserable!

I got the Dragon Spirit Tiger Pill, and I will be a complete man in no time! Faster than you!

It's not that I can't do it, I just can't do it for the time being! It's completely different from your situation!

Then are you so anxious? Besides, I'm not completely incompetent. I can still do a few things for the time being, but it's just a small obstacle!

Hua Xuening tilted her head, At first they were competing to eat shit, and now they are competing to see who is the eunuch... how weird!

Lu Chengwen nodded and said with a smile, You two, my two father-in-laws, calm down, calm down!

The two men glared angrily at each other.

Lu Chengwen said, I understand too. You all...have that pain, I understand.

Lu Chengwen said, I have the elixir, but... to be honest with you, I don't know whether it will work or not.

Both looked confused.

Lu Chengwen said, So... I can give it to you, but I don't know what the consequences will be! This kind of thing is in itself a bad game.

Yes, I also got it by accident. To be honest, I don’t even know if someone will die after eating it, so I don’t dare to give it to anyone.

Long Aotian said, I have a certain ability to identify elixirs. Cheng Wen, you can show them to me.

Huo Wendong said, I have gone through today's huge challenge, and no pill can stop me!

Then wait a moment.

Lu Chengwen went back upstairs and took out a Bawang Invincible Pill and a Channeling Invincible Pill from the system interface.

Walk down and call the two of them over.

Three people sat at a small round table, looking at each other with six eyes.

Lu Chengwen said, Calm down!

He gently placed the two pills on the table. As for me, I can't figure out the effects of these pills, and I'm totally confused. So, if you want it, I'll give it to you out of friendship and I won't take any money from you!

But I kept saying ugly things in front of you!

Lu Chengwen emphasized seriously, Your people are here, and everyone can testify! I emphasize again and again that I have no idea about the effects of these two pills! I make no guarantees! Moreover, it is possible to eat people to death. !”

Huo Wendong and Long Aotian looked at each other.

Huo Wendong stretched out his hand to grab it, but Hua Xuening's quick sword stopped him instantly. Huo Wendong almost slapped Hua Xuening's sword.

what are you doing?

Long Aotian snorted, Everyone here is an ancient warrior. Do you want to steal something? Where is the brain? Cheng Wen, which one should I choose?

Lu Chengwen said, Brother, you are really making things difficult for me. One of these pills may be effective, or both pills may be effective, or both pills may be ineffective, or even both pills may be poisonous... I don't know.

Huo Wendong was also a little unsure.

Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian, then lowered his eyes and glanced at Invincible Channeling Pills.

Long Aotian understood it and grabbed the Invincible Channeling Pill, That's all I need!

Oh you...

Huo Wendong had no choice but to quickly grab Bawang Wudiwan.

Then...that's it for me?

Lu Chengwen said, You two! And everyone standing behind you, I emphasize again, I can give you things, but the effect is never guaranteed! It has nothing to do with me even if you die!

Long Aotian looked up to the sky and laughed and went out, Shiyin, Meishao, Xiaohua! Let's go! Go home with me!

Huo Wendong also tightened his grip on the elixir: Bang Daomang, let's go! Go to that private room!

The two people walked to Lu Chengwen's door, looked at each other, snorted together, and parted ways.

…

At the same time, a truly powerful man has arrived in Snow City.

Following him are two evil stars, one black and one white.