The dog-licking villain only wants to live in obscurity, but the heroine doesn't follow the rou

The head of the Sima family cried bitterly.

Lu Chengwen! Are you still shameless? The duels of other warriors are all glorious. They are swords facing each other, and they are chases with blood and anger! You hit someone on the thigh with a wicker, how can you talk about the dignity of a warrior!? Don't you know? How do you write the word 'shame'? Don't you know how to write the word 'shame'?

Lu Chengwen opened his eyes wide, Uncle! You don't wear pants, you come to me to fight with your bare legs, and you even talk to me about the dignity of a warrior!?

If you have any self-respect, you should put on pants and fight, right?

Patriarch Sima roared angrily, That's because a pervert took off our pants!

Please, uncle! Is there anyone more perverted than the three of you in this mountain!?

The head of the Sima family said, Do you dare to say that he is not yours?

Who is it? ??

A collector of pants, a documentary director who specializes in filming perverts, and an engineer who is responsible for building roads in the mountains! Aren't they yours?

Lu Chengwen looked at him and shook his head, How did you come up with these three professions? No, how did you have the nerve to say it? No... you... aren't you sick?

The head of the Sima family said, Lu Chengwen, if you kill my son, I will kill you!

When a hidden weapon attacks, the head of the Sima family avoids the hidden weapon and is entangled by Luo Shiyin and Qi Meishao again.

Lu Chengwen saw the opportunity and rushed over, but this time the Sima family leader was well prepared and released his energy suddenly, knocking away the two beauties. He turned around and grabbed Lu Chengwen's wrist, Little bastard, are you still here? ? Do you really think I will be fooled again...ah——!

Patriarch Sima covered his thighs and jumped on the spot!

Hua Xuening looked at the wicker in her hand: Master, it's very useful!

Lu Chengwen laughed and said, Enjoy it!

Yes, yes! It's just... more enjoyable than using a sword! There's a... an indescribable, refreshing feeling!

Patriarch Sima roared angrily, Lu Chengwen, do you dare to act like a man and have a fair duel with me!? Don't you have any dignity in front of a woman?

Lu Chengwen said angrily, What did you say!?

If you have the guts, throw away the wicker, and I'll show you the winner!

Lu Chengwen lowered his head, Yesterday, I might have been afraid of you, but today...

Lu Chengwen slowly raised his head, slowly released his palms, and the wicker fell to the ground.

Lu Chengwen stared at the Sima family head, I really want to have a fair fight with you!

Okay! said the head of the Sima family, That's the kind of momentum you have! You look like a warrior. Lu Chengwen, if you come out to have a grudge in the world, either you will kill me or I will kill you. If you kill my son, this is his life. And your life will die in my hands today!

Lu Chengwen looked at him, Even if I tell you that I didn't kill your son, you won't believe it. In this case, the only choice is between life and death.

Decided!

The head of the Sima family shouted, Hunyuan Baguazhang! Take it!

Lu Chengwen rushed out and fought with him.

The head of the Sima family shouted Hua!

Lu Chengwen turned around suddenly to avoid his powerful energy pressure!

Seeing that he was about to succeed, the head of the Sima family shouted excitedly, Fat!

At this time, the two girls appeared again. The head of the Sima family gritted his teeth and turned around to avoid Luo Shiyin's attack and went straight to Qi Meishao!

Qi Meishao was inferior to him in speed and strength, and was in danger in an instant.

At this critical moment!

Snapped--!

Patriarch Sima covered his bloody thigh, turned around, and shed two lines of hot tears.

Gritting his teeth, Lu! Cheng! Wen!

Lu Chengwen excitedly held up the wicker and ran around in circles, I'm beating! I'm beating again! I'm beating the pervert again!

Hua Xuening on the side also kept laughing.

The head of the Sima family stretched out a hand and struck out with a fierce palm, with a bang!

The chicken coop exploded instantly!

The head of the Sima family gritted his teeth, with blood and tears on his face, Lu Chengwen! I have been in the world for decades, and I have never encountered such a shame and humiliation as today!

You angered me! You have no idea what the consequences will be if you anger someone like me!

Lu Chengwen covered his mouth, You don't know what the consequences will be if you destroy my master's chicken coop.

The head of the Sima family sneered.

A pair of eyes, revealing deep-seated hatred and almost desperate madness!

Today, I want you to know what kind of person you have provoked!

Lu Chengwen nodded, A person who is reluctant to spend money to buy pants?

Patriarch Sima smiled, his smile was sad and desperate.

He raised his head and took a deep breath. He didn't notice at all that someone even angrier than him was already standing behind him.

Destroy it... I will destroy everything, Lu Chengwen, you will regret it, you will regret it very much, very very regret it...

Patriarch Sima took a deep breath, opened his eyes suddenly, and roared manically, I'm going to let you know today, I, Sima...

Huntiangang grabbed his hair, held him down and started kicking him.

Chicken's coop! Chicken's coop! Chicken's coop! You bastards! If you don't fight my apprentice right there, you have to hit my chicken's coop! Is the chicken's coop provoking you? Say it! I'm provoking you!

The head of the Sima family broke away suddenly, gasping for air, Who are you!?

Lu Chengwendao

My master.

Oh, Lao Deng, you are the one in charge, right? Your apprentice beat my son to death, how will this account be settled?

You also broke my chicken coop? How do you settle this debt?

The head of the Sima family opened his eyes wide, It was my son he beat to death!

Huntian Gang said, You destroyed my chicken coop!

That's my biological son!

Huntian Gang said, That's a walking chicken! ??

Oh my god! I...that's my own flesh and blood!

My chickens are also my chosen poultry! What's wrong?

Okay, okay! All the sick people have gathered together, and I will let you know what regret means! What regret means! What does it mean... Damn it! I have never used my thunder blast. Today, I I will use my flesh and blood to raze this place to the ground!

You! You! And you!

The head of the Sima family pointed them out one by one, And you, an old man! I want you to bury my son with him!

Ah - God! Thunder! Explosion...

Snapped!

Huntian Gang was so loud that the Sima family leader staggered for several steps before he regained his balance.

Hun Tiangang pointed, You're here to take revenge, why don't you wear pants?

Patriarch Sima covered his face, extremely shocked, Is this what you care about?

Lu Chengwen said, He said he met an expert in collecting pants on the way and took them away.

Nonsense, is there any pants collection expert here? Why haven't I seen one?

It's probably nonsense.

It must be nonsense! How can there be such a person in the world?

He also hired a documentary director who specializes in filming perverts, as well as people who built roads in our mountains!

Total nonsense!

That's right, I have a fever.

The head of the Sima family is so angry!

You two are still chatting, right? Are you treating me like a human being? I will let you be buried with me today!

Heaven! Thunder! Explosion...

Snap!

The head of the Sima family was once again whipped and fell sideways, this time he threw himself on the ground.

He got up, and Hun Tiangang looked innocent: What does the pants collection expert you mentioned look like?

Is this the point!? Is this the point!?

The head of the Sima family burst into tears and yelled, Is there a fucking normal person here?

What's wrong with this mountain!? Why isn't there a normal person here!?

In order to avenge my son, my pants were confiscated, and I asked perverts to send photos, leaving my retainers to build a road halfway up the mountain... I came here with my bare legs,

You... you... you just see that I endure humiliation and have such murderous intent, shouldn't you respect me a little bit?

You can't be like this, right? Even if it's a grudge between ancient warriors, it's a life-or-death duel at worst!

Huntian Gang said, Then why do you insist on smashing my chicken coop!? Let me ask you!

The head of the Sima family looked at Huntian Gang and felt like he was about to collapse.

After saying so much, he was still angry at the chicken coop! ?

Huntian Gang was very proud and said to Lu Chengwen, I can kill him with this sentence!

Lu Chengwen gave a thumbs up, That's good, Master, you are high.

The head of the Sima family ripped off his shirt and said, I'll fight with you! You bastard!

Heaven! Thunder! Explosion...

Crack--!

Ohh Ohh ohh……

The head of the Sima family sat on the ground and cried, feeling aggrieved like a child without his mother.

It's too bullying, it's too bullying! They want to blow themselves up, but they don't give me any dignity in the end. I really have never seen people like you who don't respect martial arts... The sky thunder exploded, and there were only four of them. You won't let me finish the word! Just when I'm ready, whip me, just when I'm ready, whip me... How can there be such a thing... Wuwuwu...

Lu Chengwen and Hun Tiangang stood together and looked at him.

Lu Chengwen He cried.

Huntian Gang nodded, I blame you.

Lu Chengwen said, It's you who always interrupts others!

Is it respectable to beat someone with a willow stick? He just wants to be respectable!

But it exploded here. It was bloody and bloody. It was too difficult to clean up.

Who says it isn't?

So you can't blame us, right?

It makes sense.

Hun Tiangang and Lu Chengwen walked over and started to persuade.

Two people, one on the left and one on the right, put their hands on his shoulders.

Hun Tiangang said, Stop crying, oops.

Huntiangang took out the wine bottle and said, Take a sip, it will make you feel comfortable.

Lu Chengwen pushed the bottle away, He is not suitable for drinking now. He should change into brand new clothes, listen to some happy music, and enjoy a rich breakfast.

He wasn't even wearing any pants, and his clothes were torn by himself. I thought it was no good.

Lu Chengwen advised him, Don't you just want to blow yourself up? You want dignity! If you do this, go down the mountain, go home, find an open space, where no one will disturb you, and then blow yourself up! You can blow up as much as you want, and as many times as you want. Explode as many times as you like! Okay?

Huntian Gang also said, You can repair my chicken coop and help me catch all the chickens. Then you can go back and blow yourself up.

The head of the Sima family suddenly came forward and said, I'll beat you two bastards to death!

Click——!