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Long Aotian took the healing elixir, and also gave one elixir to each of Dong Cheng and Xijie.

"Lu Chengwen, that bastard! Zhao Ritian owes you, and he loses!"

"You always betray me at the most critical moment and stab me in the back! Master Zhao Ritian is here, you can't afford to offend him. But Lu Chengwen..."

Long Aotian gritted his teeth: "I must show him some color!"

It's a bit difficult to make things from the east to the west.

It was Lu Chengwen who begged for mercy for them just today.

Long Aotian saw it and narrowed his eyes: "What? Are you not happy to ask you to help me take care of things?"

"Ah, no..." Dongcheng said quickly: "I am happy, I am happy, we are here to join you, young master, how could we not be happy? It's just..."

Long Aotian's eyes widened: "Just what!?"

Xi said in embarrassment: "I think Lu Chengwen is okay, and he still intercedes for us..."

"That's to plead for you!"

Long Aotian breathed a sigh of relief: "Don't be deceived by his appearance. Who is he? A profiteer! A licker! A black-hearted businessman! My brother! My brother of the opposite sex who is sworn to Jinlan!"

Dongchengxi was confused.

The first few words are easy to understand, but why do you say "brother of the opposite sex" and "brother of the opposite sex who are sworn brothers to Jinlan" with so much gnashing of teeth?

These two words... are they so hateful! ?

"Do you know how badly I was cheated by him?"

"There are many more bad ideas in his mind than you think! All the kindness, righteousness, loyalty, and particularity... they are all for outsiders to see. They are his disguise and his acting skills!"

The two men nodded in understanding.

Long Aotian said: "People like him are the best at pretending. Besides, if you don't beat him up, how can you join me?"

"You beat him up severely, and I stopped him at the last moment. You betrayed me to save face. Doesn't this mean that he naturally became my subordinate?"

Dongcheng said: "There are three girls beside him, and they all look very powerful. I'm afraid they won't be easy to deal with!"

"You don't have to worry about this, I'll find a way." Long Aotian said: "In short, you beat Lu Chengwen, but you can't beat him to death. If you can't beat him to death, then beat him to death!"

"yes……"

"Also! I am his senior brother and also his eldest brother. I will definitely ask you not to fight when the time comes. What will you do then?"

"I obey you and don't fight!"

"Shit!" Long Aotian said: "Remember, the more I persuade you, the more you will fight to death! Don't stop! Oh, you have to understand the underlying logic here!"

"Why do you want to beat up Lu Chengwen?"

The two of them shook their heads together. Now, they felt from the bottom of their hearts that the young master was simply careless.

Long Aotian slashed the air with his sword diagonally: "Because you have a grudge against him!"

The duo really couldn't keep up with Long Aotian's emotions.

Xi stretched his neck: "What... grudge?"

"You think for yourself, I'll give you a chance."

Dongcheng said with difficulty: "There is no hatred, he... even begged for mercy on our behalf..."

Long Aotian said: "You two! When you came to the provincial capital, you originally wanted to show off your talents and do something big! Everything was arranged well, but Lu Chengwen showed up!"

"As soon as he appeared, all the routes you planned changed direction strangely. You are unable to do anything, you are unable to do anything, you have diarrhea when you eat, and your mouth is hot when you drink!"

Long Aotian was excited: "You guys are looking for some foreign aid! Then one of them will beat you up, and another one will beat you up. They all have horoscopes. Ever since Lu Chengwen was born, the chrysanthemums have not stopped! It's great!" It’s better to explode! It’s better to explode again! It’s better to explode! It’s going to explode a thousand times!”

Long Aotian roared angrily: "What's wrong with Chrysanthemum, Chrysanthemum!? Is Chrysanthemum provoking someone!?"

Dongcheng was frightened: "Young Master... calm down..."

Xijiu also said: "Yes, he harmed the chrysanthemums you raised, right?"

"fart!"

Long Aotian said excitedly: "And! Money! Women! They all belong to him! Think about it, think about it, think hard! The women you like have all gone with him, and the money in your pockets, I gave it all to him! What’s your mood? What kind of mood is that!?”

Dongcheng and Xi just looked at each other.

Dongcheng: The young master has a mental breakdown?

Xijiu: What about himself, right?

Long Aotian said: "That's not all! Damn shit! Tractors! Manure pits! Steel bars! I still eat shit! I eat shit! You lied to me to eat such a big lump. Who knows why that old guy was like that the night before yesterday? Yes, I have good reason to suspect that he also mixed in the materials excreted by other animals. An old man cannot pull so much in one meal! Unless he has been running for twenty-four hours like me... "

Dongcheng and Xijiu both comforted: "Young Master, please... calm down, why don't we go beat Lu Chengwen!"

Xi Jiu also said, "That's right. If you say that, Lu Chengwen would be in great disservice."

Long Aotian gasped and tried to calm down his emotions, but suddenly felt that he was losing his temper.

"You...huh..."

"Just follow the script I wrote for you and get into the role."

Dongcheng shook his head: "Young Master, according to the script you mentioned, the two of us should beat Lu Chengwen to death."

Xijiu also said doubtfully: "Young Master, this can't be... your... personal experience, right?"

"ah!?"

Long Aotian was stunned: "How could it be? Hahaha! I just... want to use a... more engaging way of expression to get you into the drama as soon as possible! Yes, find a way... that is... to be irreconcilable with Lu Chengwen It’s a feeling! It’s all a show.”

"call--!"

The two of them exhaled together and relaxed.

Dongcheng said: "It's fake?! Hey! It scared me to death! I saw you were so excited, young master, and I thought it was true! Hahaha!"

Xi Jiu also said: "The young master's acting skills are really good. I just saw how excited the young master was. I thought, hahaha, I thought the young master was really beaten, robbed of money, robbed of girls, had his anus fucked, and eaten. Shit, hahaha..."

Long Aotian narrowed his eyes and thought bitterly: So you knew the meaning of chrysanthemum from the beginning?

Dongcheng said: "We are both stupid. The young master is a genius, how could he be robbed of his money?"

Xijiu said: "It's impossible to get beaten! Only the young master beats people, how can there be any reason for the young master to be beaten!?"

Dongcheng said: "As for having your anus exploded, it's even more impossible! Isn't this a good thing, young master!"

Xijiu said: "How humiliating is it to have your anus exploded? Most people can't bear it at all, not even once, let alone over and over again. Once it's done, it'll be exploded, if it's done, it'll be exploded, if it's done, it'll be exploded again, if it's done, it'll be even better." …”

"No, no!" Dongcheng corrected: "It's better to explode, it's better to explode, it's better to explode, it's better to explode again..."

"Oh oh oh!" Xi "understood": "It's explosion, explosion, explosion, explosion, explosion, explosion, explosion..."

Long Aotian couldn't listen anymore: "Why are you two having so much fun here!? Let's talk about business!"

"Anyway, if you beat him up, I will break up the fight and advise you: 'Don't fight him again', 'Give me some face', 'He is my own junior brother'... But!"

Long Aotian stared at the two of them: "You two must not be soft-hearted! Just beat me to death! Do you understand? Go! Die! In! Beat me!"

The two of them nodded together: "Beat me to death! Avenge the young master's anus!"

Long Ao's weather is full of stars all over the world.

So...you believe me to death that I got my anus fucked, right? ?

Two stupid bastards!