The Enemy Always Wants to Pull Me into a Coffin

Arecio not only picked up the coffin board for him, but also covered him intimately, and found a rope to tie it up. Ai Li came over and said that everything was packed, and the center got out of the car to help Arecio to his new home.

"Take this, too, and put it on the truck." Arecio patted the dust on her hands, and Arie did it despite her confusion.

"Speaking of which, where is Mr. Ruzius?"

Alessio didn't answer him directly, but glanced at the coffin and said slowly:

"Eri."

"Huh? Yes, I am!"

"The blood race goes into the coffin to fall asleep. Do you know what human beings go into the coffin to call?"

"…call?"

"Called into the soil."

Ellie was unclear, so she asked a question mark on her forehead. Confused, she carefully supervised the loading of the coffin. When the carriage closed, she seemed to hear a sigh coming from the coffin.

Alice:! !

Haunted shit!

Although I only left the center temporarily and will work here in the future, a few emotional staff members cried. They gave away all kinds of things to celebrate Arecio’s move to a new home. Arecio held a full set of video game gift packages from Andre and waved goodbye to the staff who have been getting along well these days.

As the gray screen rises, Arecio looks down at the schematic diagram of his new home on Guangnao. The more he looks at it, the more he feels satisfied.

Yes, that is not a simple house, it is a "home", a resting place for the Blood Moon Castle, which is different from the blood clan, and the Moon River Manor that he once owned. Although half of the space should be allocated to the neurotic, they can also discuss the decoration.

Thinking of what came, Arecio's brain rang and received a message from a neurosis.

[Ruzius: ... let me out. 】

[Luzius: The cargo is unloaded. 】

[Ruzius: Where are they going to carry me? 】

[Arecio: Hahahahahahahaha! 】

[Ruzius:...]

There was no movement on the other side, it should have been thinking about how to save himself. Arecio looked down through the car window. He saw the house of his own. The truck was unloading. The capable robots moved the luggage and gifts they packed into boxes to the house, and the goods ordered online were also At this point in time, the goods arrived one after another, and the personnel on both sides exchanged ideas and each designated an area to stack the goods.

Because the new home needs to buy a lot of things, the small garden is filled up in a short while, and the coffin that takes up the most space is the coffin. When Arecio saw the staff on both sides exchanged, one shook his head, and then someone said, what documents the other party had taken a look at, and then nodded in agreement.

They stacked too many boxes on the coffin.

Arecio twice: Hahahahahahaha!

coffin:"…"

Everything was delivered to sign for receipt, and the staff left one after another, leaving only the robots to assist in the home improvement. Ellie also returned to the center, please Arecio to enjoy the fun of home improvement in this world after ten thousand years. Of course, don't forget to take the time to live broadcast after finishing.

[Ruzius: Are you sure you won't let me out? 】

[Arecio: No. 】

[Ruzius: …Don’t regret it. 】

[Arecio: No! 】

The sound on the other side was silenced, and Arecio consciously had the upper hand. He even moved a few transport boxes and sat on the coffin by himself. The gray screen enveloped the small garden. He hummed "A Praise to the Stars" from the popular repertoire of their era, shaking his legs, and looking at the cardboard boxes and the dumb robots all over the floor.

Slowly, his legs stopped shaking, and Arecio realized the current problem.

[Arecio: I will untie the rope for you, come out. 】

[Ruzius: No. 】

Arecio:...

The retribution came so quickly, he forgot to need someone to do the job!

He removed the rope that bound the coffin and took off the board. The saint was lying peacefully in the coffin and closed his eyes for a sleep sleep. He felt the light, his eyes opened slightly, and he closed again soon.

"Get up and work!" Alessio gasped, the saint in the coffin let out a vague smile, and said slowly:

"Please."

"..."

This neuropathy always has a way to stab his lung tube in minutes!

Arecio took certain measures, and finally the two people sat peacefully on the sofa in the living room of their new home. The sofa is also a fabric sofa that has just been dismantled. The home improvement robots have helped a lot, and they can even clean up the remaining transport boxes. It is very advanced. They set the work schedule and coordinated the goods, and then slid the rollers to come in front of Arecio and Ruzius, raised their chubby heads, and made a smile on the electronic screen.

"Please come and help too~ please also help~" The smallest robot shook Arecio's hand coquettishly, "Please join us in decorating this new home."

"The designers of these robots seem to have their own set of ideas." Ruzius said, he is a person who likes to do his homework in advance in everything. Since these home improvement robots are ordered in the package, he naturally recognizes the designer's philosophy. of.

"The designer believes that with the development of the times, machinery replaces labor, and the gap between people will increase."

"Gradually no longer do the same thing together, but leave everything to the machine to do it for you."

“That’s why he proposed the idea of ​​working together with machines and people. Because there are machines that guarantee the bottom line, people don’t have to rush to work, and because of the participation of people, machines can complete better ideas.”

Arecio was shaken softly by the little robot and got up from the sofa. The little robot happily followed the procedure and introduced Arecio to its two partners. A medium-sized robot can assemble a variety of furniture and absorb the garbage generated in the process; a tall robot carries heavy objects and is also responsible for work at heights; and the one holding Arecio now is a guiding robot, which will Take them to find every piece of goods, and at the same time it is equipped with a set decoration plan, just like a designer visiting the scene in person.

"Isn't that great." Arecio likes these three very much. Even if he has been a prince who has never been involved in labor before, he is willing to try to do something. Not to mention Ruzius, under the temple's education, he did not reject labor.

"Let’s start in the living room! Please match, find the boxes labeled A1 and A2 first! Get ready—"

The little robot's electronic screen curled up with a bright smile.

"Yay!"

There was a gust of wind, and there was no one in front of the little robot. It didn't know how stimulating the word "match" that it had just said in accordance with the program just now was. The person in front of it suddenly disappeared. After a few circles in confusion, it jumped up and chased it out.

"Two! Two! Wait for me!"

There was a gray curtain covering the area of ​​the house, and Arecio didn't have to worry about the sun. He quickly found the row of boxes with the serial number "A", and his eyes suddenly lit up. However, before he started to take the box, a long chain in the diagonal stab suddenly entangled the two boxes together, and moved to the side. Pull, he took it for granted.

Arecio raised his head in anger, and the saint picked up the two boxes without any expression, turned and ran.

"You lost." Ruzius didn't forget to mock his expression blankly. Arecio smiled coldly at his actions, teleported directly to him, separated two boxes, and the two were about to fight on the spot. stand up-

"Don't fight!" The little robot finally slid over, crossing between the two of them. The tall robot quickly took the two boxes and sent them into the room, leaving only Arecio and Ruzius, with a small robot facing each other outside.

"Uuuuu..." The little robot twitched, it looked at Arecio pitifully, and stretched out its manipulator, wanting Arecio to hold it. Arecio was a little soft-hearted, and stretched out his hand to hold the small manipulator. The little robot did the same, holding Ruzius's hand with the other hand.

"Don't quarrel, this is the two's new home. From now on, the two will be with you for a long time on the journey of life."

Arecio: ...?

The truth is correct, how does he feel that something is wrong.

The little robot held Arecio's hand with one hand, and Ruzius's hand with the other, clasped both hands and smiled brightly.

"Is not it good?"

Arecio:? ? ?

Ruzius:! !

Arecio touched a thin cocoon on the belly of the saint's finger.

Strictly speaking, the blood race is dead, so they will not leave scars or cocoons on their bodies, as long as they have enough blood, they can quickly adjust themselves back to full prosperity. So when he touched such a pair of human hands, Arecio shrank subconsciously, but before he could withdraw his hands, he felt that the other's index finger seemed to touch his palm unconsciously.

"What the **** is this good friend program?!" Arecio withdrew his hand suddenly and put it in his pocket.

"Maybe because of the home improvement." The saint guessed rationally, but his index finger curled up slightly.

This program is really comprehensive, but the processing method is changed to a better one, which is too embarrassing.

The little robot looks left and right, and automatically proceeds to the next program.

"Hang the curtains together!"

Arecio did a really tough job. For the first time, he knew how difficult it is to decorate a house. It was still with the help of robots. The Moon River Manor he lived in ten thousand years ago, no wonder it needed so many servants just for normal operation.

The tall robot is turning into a ladder for him to hang up the paintings at high places. He hangs up by himself, tilts his head and looks at it, but he can't see whether it's right or wrong. It just so happened that the sage was holding a hammer and holding the fence of the flowerbed passing by the French windows, and he stopped the sage.

"Are you right?"

"It's crooked, point to the left."

Arecio moved to the left.

"It seems to be a bit to the left, point to the right."

Arecio moved back again.

"It looks like..."

Arecio jumped to the ground angrily, and directly lifted the tall laddered robot, ready to throw at Ruzius!

Little robots drifted rapidly and appeared among them.

"Uuuuu..."

As soon as Arecio heard him cry, he knew it was bad, but the robot with a fixed program insisted on it. In the end, Arecio still held hands with the neurosis with hatred, and the robot even suggested that they "hug tenderly."

That is impossible!

At the end of the day, most of the house is installed, and the rest can be done by yourself. Three robots stand in a row to bid farewell to two customers. The little robot was centered, with a bright smiling face on the electronic screen, and bowed deeply to the two of them.

"Our mission is complete!"

Then, the three robots spoke in unison with different electronic sounds—

"Happy newlyweds!"

The robots closed the door and left, and Arecio looked at the door they had left.

"…what?"