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The IQ of the whole group is offline.

Captain is grumpy online.

Ten people were locked in the small room, and the camera teacher standing silently in the corner was suddenly a little crowded. When the ID group arrived, they pressed Zhou Mingyu to the corner and beat him again.

In the end, the group bully hid behind Cen Feng and said grievously, I didn't write this in my script, I really don't know!

As the noise was going on, the door opened, and a few savages walked in with their plates. The plates are full of meals, much more abundant than they have eaten in the past two days, there are vegetables, meat and soup.

Everyone was really hungry after walking for a day. When they saw the food, they were overjoyed and let Zhou Mingyu go to eat.

As a result, before the savage left, he said to them in a rough voice: Eat more, eat more fat, slaughter one a day, just enough!

ID group: ...

The rice in the bowl suddenly didn't taste good.

After everyone had eaten and drank, ten people sat on the hay spread on the ground, with their backs against the wall, their faces were unkempt and gray, and the animal skins on their bodies were pieces and pieces, and everyone was dirty. With a face of life without love, only one song can describe this situation.

Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains, I looked out of the window with tears in my eyes.

The director's team sprayed water directly in the base camp watching the pictures sent back by the machine.

Miserable or miserable ID group.

After being sluggish for a while after the meal, Ying Xuze asked Cen Feng weakly, Captain, what should we do next?

It was impossible to run away. Although the door was not locked, the outside was full of savages with weapons standing guard. They have to follow the rules of the program group, so they can't force it. Cen Feng pressed his eyebrows and said tiredly, Please help the time traveler.

The director team said before that during the recording process, each of them has one and only one chance to seek help from the time traveler. Not now, when?

Ying Xuze's eyes lit up, and he immediately raised his hand: I apply for help from a time traveler!

The director team took the walkie-talkie and instructed: Give it to him.

A cell phone flew in from the window.

Several people let out a wow, and hurried over to catch it. Everyone was very excited when they got the phone. The phone didn't have a screen lock. After pressing the interface, there was a number in the address book, and the note was Time Traveler.

Ying Xuze dialed over, pressed the speakerphone, and a group of people gathered in a circle staring nervously and excitedly at the phone.

I only heard two beeps on the phone, and after the call, a cold system voice came out: Hello, welcome to call the Time and Space Administration. At present, people are busy with work, please press 1 to continue waiting, and please press 2 to transfer to self-service.

Everyone said: Press 1, press 1, find customer service!

Ying Xuze pressed it.

Opposite: At present, people are busy with work. In order to reduce your waiting time, it is recommended to enter the self-service system. Press 1 to continue waiting, and press 2 to transfer to self-service.

Ying Xuze pressed 1 several times in a row, and finally got angry and pressed 2 again.

Receiver: Hello, welcome to use the self-service system of the Time and Space Administration. I'm sorry to inform you that the administration system is currently damaged and is being repaired. Self-service is temporarily unavailable. Please press 1 to transfer to the manual customer service.

ID group: ???

your mom! ! ! The director-in-chief sat in front of the machine with a bucket of instant noodles and crossed Erlang's legs.

At this time, it was almost evening, and the mobile phone was snatched by the intruding savages. Ying Xuze shouted at the camera angrily: Then my chance is not used up!

After shouting, Baba squatted beside Cen Feng: Brother Feng, what should I do?

Cen Feng copied his hands and closed his eyes, Wait.

No matter where he is, even if he is wearing animal skins and is in a cage, he always has an indifferent temperament on his body. Everyone sees that the captain is so stupid, so don't be in a hurry, and after sitting down for a while, they start laughing and joking.

Shi Ran entertained himself: It's good, eating, sleeping and sleeping are much better than before.

When the sky darkened, a huge bonfire was lit outside, which made the whole camp red. Dozens of savages danced around the bonfire, which was very lively.

Ten people were escorted to the open space. The savage leader said that he likes to watch dancing. Whoever dances the most ugly will eat first tomorrow. Zhou Mingyu cried with a wow: That must eat me.

The dog-legged man next to the leader held a leather whip and attacked them: Everyone stand! Hurry up! Didn't you hear our leader say that he wanted to watch the dance? Dance one!

The ID group stood silently, and with a Zhou Mingyu, they could only dance the theme song Sun And Young by the young couple.

Without bgm, everyone sang and danced, and Zhou Mingyu had not forgotten his movements, so he was barely able to keep up. After the jump, the leader sitting on the tiger leather chair clapped excitedly: Not bad! Not bad! Nice! Do it again!

Then ten people danced again.

In the end, they danced Sun And Young ten times before finally letting them go.

Meng Xin cried and said, I don't want to dance the theme song again in my life.

The leader really pointed to Zhou Mingyu and instructed the dog leg beside him: I will eat him early in the morning. I have no taste in my mouth recently, and I want to eat spicy and braised.

Zhou Mingyu cried while hugging Cen Feng.

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After the room, the savage brought another late-night snack. The roasted whole mutton with sliced ​​cumin was sprinkled with fresh fruits and vegetables. It was very delicious.

He also specifically instructed Zhou Mingyu: Eat more and try to gain another two pounds tonight.

Zhou Mingyu silently stopped nibbling on the leg of lamb.

He looked pitifully at the ID group who ate very happily: Will you save me?

ID group: Eat, eat quickly, and try not to be a starving ghost.

Zhou Mingyu said angrily, Are you eating mutton? You are eating your own conscience!!!

On this day, we climbed mountains and mountains, caught pigs and rabbits, and danced for so long at night. The ID group was more tired than the previous two days, and they all fell asleep after ten o'clock.

Although the savages imprisoned them, they did not mistreat them. The brown pads under the hay were quite soft, and they even threw a few large quilts for them.

Ten people slept side by side and soon fell asleep.

The cameras in the house also retreated, leaving only an automatic stand camera in the corner. The group performers outside packed up, finished their day's work, and went back to sleep in the tent houses they had arranged.

After all, it's not really a savage camp. All the guests slept, and naturally everyone else slept. At first, I heard the voice recorded by the staff talking tomorrow morning, but in the end there was only silence.

The night passed silently.

At 3:30 in the morning, in the dark room, Cen Feng opened his eyes.

Without disturbing anyone, he turned over and sat up lightly, walked to the window and took a look. The camp was empty, no one was there.

He slowly opened the door and walked out slowly. The night breeze was fresh, and there was some kind of unknown floral fragrance. He walked to the pool where the power stones were placed, and stretched out his hand without a sound, one by one he put the All the power stones were put into the sack that he was hanging on.

After loading the stones, he walked back to the house again and shook He Sinian awake first.

As the youngest of Ruanmeng, He Sinian listened to his words the most. He opened his eyes sleepily and immediately woke up when he saw the captain making a booing gesture towards him.

Cen Feng said in a voice: Wake up one by one, don't make a sound.

When the remaining eight people all woke up, Cen Feng and He Sinian had already packed their things. Jing Xiangbai turned on his flashlight and shone on the ground, which reflected a little light.

Cen Feng said calmly: Pack up, let's go.

Damn, you can still play like this, exciting!

Of course, Zhou Mingyu couldn't ask for it: Let's go, hurry up!

Everyone's eyes glowed with excitement, the drowsiness was gone, and without a word, they packed their luggage. A group of people walked out of the door with a cat, passed through the camp without a sound, and then ran wildly towards the moonlit mountain forest in the distance.

The next morning, the crew yawned and got up, ready to start a new day of shooting.

The camera carried the machine and pushed the door in to take a look.

What the fuck? ? ?

What about people? ? ?

When the chief director saw the empty room on the screen through the machine, his soul was scared away. The program records that the guest is missing, is this a real and magical variety show?

The whole camp was in a panic, looking for people everywhere. Finally, the director remembered the camera in the room and quickly called up the screen to see it.

After watching it, the entire program group fell into silence.

This is probably the first time in the history of variety shows that the guests escaped from the show group and they still didn't know where they went.

There was a roar from the director on the top of the mountain, and the birds that woke up in the morning were startled: Go find someone for me!!!

Fortunately, this village is very safe, and they are not worried about the personal safety of the guests. Finally, at the time-space portal set up by the program group not far away, I found the ID group sleeping soundly in the tent.

The director-in-chief looked at the ten people who were sleeping very soundly in the picture and was so angry that he had a heart attack, and the assistant next to him asked with a smirk, What should I do now?

What else can I do! Everyone has run over, can they be escorted back? The chief director felt that he had to keep a bottle of quick-acting heart-rescue pills, so he contacted the logistics team: Send a car to pick up people.

The other side said strangely: Isn't there a day's mission in the camp today? Why is it so early?

Chief Director: ...Don't ask, ask is collapse.

The staff at the scene woke people up with anger and laughter.

The ID group was like nothing, so they got up to wash and clean up, and the staff couldn't help but ask, What are you running for in the middle of the night?

Shi Ran: Fuck, you are going to eat us and still not run? We are not stupid.

staff member:…………

After everyone washed up and cleaned up, Cen Feng took out the energy stone in the sack and handed it to Zhou Mingyu: Can we go back to modern times now?

Goubi Zhou Mingyu turned to his left and said, It should be fine.

He held the energy stone, muttered a few words in his mouth, and then slammed and threw all the energy stones into the channel arranged by the program team.

Very playfully walked in and waved to them: Come in! The passage is activated!

When editing, it's time for the glowing post.

The ID group also understands it very well, and they walked in one after another and waved to this peaceful mountain village: Goodbye, we're leaving!

Next to the executive director shouted: Crack, the recording is over, take a break, the car will come in a while.

He Sinian is still ignorant until now: This is the end? Can we go back to the modern age? He couldn't help worrying, Then the show will be broadcast, that's all.

In two days, how did you get enough material for twelve issues?

Cen Feng: ...

Ying Xuze sighed and touched the youngest's head: With your IQ, I can understand why we were all arrested yesterday.

Cen Feng was folding the tent and glanced at him indifferently: You are not much better.

Ying Xuze: ...Hey.

The cameras were all turned off. After packing up, the ID group ate some breakfast from the program team, rested for a while, and the bus came over.

Finally, the savage life could be ended. Everyone happily got into the car. After arriving at the farmyard, they took a hot bath one by one and changed into their own clothes.

I haven't followed me in Shanyou Tao these two days. Now that I see Cen Feng, I hurried over and asked him, Are you tired of recording the show? Is there anything you're not used to?

This was all explained by Xu Zhaixing. Five calls a day to inquire about the situation, and I could not wait to fly over.

Cen Feng shook his head: Not tired, no.

Youtao brought him the peeled fruit plate: The food is not good these days, eat more and add vitamins.

Cen Feng was stunned, stared at the fruit plate for a few seconds, and suddenly asked, Did she say that?

You Tao pretended to be stupid: Huh?

He poked a few pieces of fruit with a toothpick and put it in his mouth, looked at the blue sky in the distance, and smiled very lightly: Only she will care about this.

I am concerned about whether he has enough vitamins, unbalanced nutrition, and whether there is a reasonable mix of vegetables and meat.

Weird and cute focus.

You Tao was silent for a while, but did not speak.

But Cen Feng didn't say anything. After eating the fruit, the program team let the guests get on the bus. Only the ID group, not Zhou Mingyu, he stood outside the car and waved to them happily: Goodbye, friends.

Shi Ran looked at him for a long time and said to Ying Xuze, I think he smiled a little weirdly.

Ying Xuze: I also think there must be ghosts.

The ID group ran all night and didn't sleep well. After getting in the car, they swayed and slowly fell asleep. When I woke up and looked at the time, more than three hours had passed, and the car was still speeding on the flat road.

Stopped at the service area at noon, the assistant bought them lunch and drinks, and continued to drive after eating. The ID group continued to sleep, and it was almost afternoon when the car finally stopped by a small wood.

After sitting for six or seven hours, everyone was going to fall apart. Nine people yawned and staggered out of the car. After walking with the assistant for a while, they saw the familiar director team and the familiar big tent.

The director held a familiar loudspeaker and shouted out familiar words: Go to the tent and change clothes!

The ID group dozed off immediately.

Again?!

What about going back to modern times?!

This morning, the director was angry with them, and now he doesn't want to pay attention to them at all: Stop talking nonsense and go quickly!

The nine people whispered into the tent, and the male assistant had already prepared the clothes. This time, it was finally no longer animal skin, but an ancient men's clothing.

The colors and patterns on the top and bottom are relatively simple, but they are better than animal skins. Shi Ran had a dream of being a hero since he was a child, and excitedly greeted him: Ancient costume?

After everyone changed their clothes, the savage turned into a handsome young man. Cen Feng was dressed in a jade white robe and had a long body. If the hairstyle was not too modern, he could go directly to play a peerless beautiful man in a costume drama.

The ID group has a high appearance, and as soon as the costumes are put on, it looks like an ancient beautiful boy group. I'm so happy now, you bow and I pose, I'm so stinky.

As a result, as soon as he got out of the tent, his head was covered with a sack, and he was escorted to go forward.

Suddenly there was a commotion.

The chief director held his forehead with one hand and his heart with the other, and explained to the staff: Hurry up and take them away, now I don't want to see them except on the machine!

A group of people howled as they walked, with sacks on their heads, they couldn't see the road, and they didn't know how far they had walked, when their arms suddenly loosened and they were let go.

They quickly took off their hoods, but luckily all nine were there.

It's just that the scene is not what it was before. In front of the long street and pavilion, the ancient style and ancient appearance, not far from the gate of the city, people come and go, and there are carriages passing by.

They were standing just outside the city, behind what seemed to be a dilapidated Temple of the City God. An old grandmother passed by carrying a bamboo basket, and asked tremblingly, Several young masters, do you want to buy fruit?

Shi Ran reached out and wanted to get it, but was beaten by Ying Xuze: Are you rich?

Shi Ran pursed his lips and retracted his hand.

A few people watched for a while, and they were all a bit deceived. This time the show team didn't tell them anything. They changed their clothes and threw people here. They didn't even know what to do. Finally, he looked at the captain who was always online with IQ: Captain, what's the situation now?

Cen Feng thought about it based on the previous plot, and hesitated: It should be that the time-space tunnel has a problem during the transmission process. Let's walk around and see if the mission can be triggered.

So the nine people walked towards the city ahead.

As soon as they reached the gate of the city, a group of people came out beating gongs and drums. The two people in the lead carried a pole on their shoulders, and in the middle of the pole was a hanging round bamboo basket, which seemed to contain a person.

As they walked and beat, there were many children and women watching and pointing.

When the ID group came over to listen, they heard them saying:

——This kind of disciple should be soaked in a pig cage.

——The girl he insulted was the girl of the Su family.

It is to provoke the wrath of the king, won't it implicate us!

——Should be killed! Damn it!

While we were discussing, I heard the people in the bamboo basket shouting in a broken way: No! You can't treat me like this! This is the Shang Dynasty! The Shang Dynasty didn't soak pig cages!!! That's from the Ming Dynasty! You guys! It's a bug!

ID group: ?

this sound...

The next moment, the other end screamed: Brother Feng! Brother Feng, save me!!!

ID group: ???

How the hell did Zhou Mingyu get caught again? ? ?

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