Chapter 123

The latest chapter of Crazy Lich's experimental log, the body of the 123rd chapter competition, floating astronomy

    Even in the closed base, it is still as bright as the day, the lighting is fully open, and the glory of Mage Tower lights up everything around.

    But at this time, on a flat land, something that is not in line with the background of the times is happening.

    "Handball, handball in the penalty area! Referee, this is a penalty, definitely a penalty! Rely on, ignore me, is it another black money! ”

    Deere is full of resentment, so the obvious handball in the penalty area is not judged, how to play this ball.

    "H, actually dare to roar the referee, red handcuffs (cannot find a red card substitute)!"

    The triumphant Yingou took out a red-handed old handcuff from his pocket and waved at Deere.

    "Friendship first, victory second, how despicable players, this is a fair ruling. Praise you, the fair Gnome referee. ”Beifeng said calmly, but if he was not a handball fouler, it might be more convincing.

    Deere immediately became angry, and when he pulled out his staff, he planned to open it, but he was quickly dragged by his teammates.

    "Gnome's black money is normal, and it is not normal to not collect black money. If he collects black money, we will not worry about being blackmailed again. Moreover, you are not sure if Yingou’s kid is black. Since he has collected the money, he has long been shameless. You are having trouble with him. If he does not take advantage of it, he will take the opportunity to punish more of our players. Really lost light. ”

    "Is it yesterday that we have to send money? How is the whistle darker today? ”

    "Well, we sent two thousand gold coins. The Gentleman's national football team (referred to as the national football team) sent 600 thousand directly. How do you say that Gnome, who sees the money, will judge?"

    "Why would that adult be the referee of Gnome? Don't change it just. ”

    "I also asked adults. Roland said that Gnome's legs are short and neither team needs it. Can't kick the ball. I want to make them inappropriate. As long as the players are enough, are you willing to accept players who are higher than the knees? ”

“…….In fact, you can try to be a goalkeeper, hey, what counts, will laugh at the dead. ”

    "Oh, indeed, it is even more outrageous. You can't touch the ball when you jump."

    Anyway, it's just entertainment. Losing is just helping to do housework. The two said that they were happy, but they didn't go into it. The next Ginome, such as Yingou and Karbala, the more ugly the face, the more annoyed.

    "Insult the referee! Red handcuffs are sent off! ”

    "Red hand, your sister, we are on the field! Is there a penalty in the football for the chat? ”

    Well, no mistake, this is a football game, by the law, East Mist Communal Country United (referred to as the French team), to the free Gentleman country football team (referred to as the national football). You have not read it wrong. This abbreviation is all from me. I just want to take the opportunity to vent my long-term resentment in my heart.

    It’s been a month since I’ve been trapped in the base. I have enough food and water, but the long-term indoor detention life makes people who are used to freedom and habits very uncomfortable. The morale and spirit are very low. At this time, it’s time to vent their excesses. The energetic sports program appeared.

    Therefore, I "invented" football, basketball, badminton and other ball games, but unfortunately, the only ones who accepted the most difficult football, after all, basketball is too talented, and the differences between the various families are too great. I can't play at all.

    For example, basketball must have a collision, a strong melee race advantage is too great, and there is a giant slam dunk, Gnome and dwarf can not see the basket and the like, football can be accepted by everyone, but everyone is not used to Kick your feet and still be on the same level.

    But even so, the mess is constantly happening.

    "By, Beifeng, you are still addicted, you can't use your feet to play!"

    The seemingly loyal man smiled.

    "You can also play other parts of the hand in the rules, the tail is completely in line with the rules, or you use the tail."

    He smiled at Beifeng with amazement and seemed to wonder why the other party didn't use his tail.

    "I am human, have a tail of x! you this#%……%¥%! ”This is the first unlucky one to be beaten by the national team captain Beifeng Herault?

    Well, basically this is the rhythm, the rules of copying the human football game are obviously not suitable for aliens, and various kinds of bugs emerge endlessly.

    But what about the abbreviation of the national football? The national football team led by Beifeng is looking for bugs and loopholes. The messy tricks are endless, and the various lower limits and rogues are on and off the court.

    The two teams have played more than 30 games, the French team won only five games, and the rest were all overcast.

    Of course, this bug will be fixed before the end of the game, but in a sense, it is also forced to find loopholes in the rules.

    "Insult the opponent, red hand!"

    Gnome, who has paid for the money, did his job and took the opportunity to take the opportunity.

    Ok, at least he is the third unlucky one to be punished today, and the scene has turned into 11 dozens.

    Hey, the number is wrong? It started with 11 dozens, but the Gentleman was so fierce that it couldn’t be beaten twice, but even in this mess, the French team did not win a few games, the national football continued to be big. Winning the whole victory.

    Huh? Oh, this is what I care about.kinky? For so many years, every time I watch a national football match, I feel like I have been sinned. Since I have reached the outside world, I am willing to do so.Do not swear for two days.

    Hey, that day, the national football team can enter the World Cup again, and it is not expected to win. Let us be happy.

    "Want to win? Next life! ”

    Just as I was thinking about the situation, the voice of the dwarf Roman's rough lord forced me into a cruel reality.

    So, I did not hesitate to start revenge.

    "Snow on the ice wall!"

    The ice sword slammed into the ground, and there was an ice wall in front of the ball running Roman. Then he slammed into the wall with a "pong", the dragon ball slammed directly on his face, and then fell to the ground.

    My rule does prohibit direct attacks and obstruction of opponents, but it does not prohibit the casting of walls on the ground, not to mention that I am not at all an opponent.

    "Bastard Roland, we are one side! You pit what I do! ”

    Perhaps this dwarf's sturdy and outrageous body allowed Roman to overcome the disadvantages of the short-legged family. Become a member of the team.

    And he shouted. It is the most frustrating thing for me.

    Obviously I want to join the human side. Why do they all say that I have to join the Gentleman side, and, in order to limit my actions, not let me use the tricks, but forced me to be a goalkeeper who can't move casually. Is this saying that I was a human before? Is it a Gentleman?

    "That, not what I did. You see that the opposite team's Reyne is also Aurora Knight, definitely the opposite. ”

    "瞎bullshit what! Reyne Shantou has you so insidious, but also came to the three-section wall, custom-made ladder shape according to the height, first hit the knee and then hit the belly and finally hit the head! The waist of the old man, I am hurt…"

    When the national teammates directly argued, the falling ball was already picked up by the forward Casio, and then the French team player suddenly became nervous.

    The recent rules have been constantly revised, and various supernatural and racially sinister methods have been restricted, but one thing is unrestricted. That is the four-legged Casio.

    The Centaur, which is like the wind, is a true ranger and ace shooter, but to limit him. Once again, the French team really went to the Knights, and it turned the football into a polo.

    But obviously this kind of illegal warfare is too unfair to others, so after a victory, the mount tactics are brutally ruled.

    But unfortunately, absolute balance is never possible. Whether Casio is running faster than a horse, we can't ask Centaur to walk on two hind legs.

    At this time, Casio showed the true character of the ball. Seeing that he only played a few fake moves sideways, he completely opened the opponent's defender through high-speed movement, and immediately entered the range of the shot. The score was easy and easy.

    "Ah!"

    The young man can't help but boast. Just after he finished, he lost his forefoot and fell to the ground.

    "The trapped pit that Bastard dug! There are still 绊马索, you are too vicious! Do you think this is the battlefield? Your sports spirit? ”

    I looked at the back of the court and touched my nose. I didn't speak. It seemed that I remembered it when I chatted last night. I said to Reyne, I didn't expect them to do it.

    "It seems that the 643th rule has also been determined, and it is not allowed to do anything about the course beforehand."

    There are forty or fifty new ways of playing tricks in each game. Nowadays, the rules of football are already thick, such as the phone book. I estimate that they will go down like this. When the final version of the rules is confirmed, the rules of light can be filled. bookshelf.

    "Oh, before the new players come on the court, they must first test the rules of the court. If they do not take the test, they will not be allowed to play." After finishing the written test, the ball, the turn, the yin, and the item, if you don’t test, you want to kill the instructor and think about it. After that, I will send you a photo of C. If you don’t die for ten years, you will be transferred to b. The superstar can turn a photo. ”

    Of course, I can only do what the simple and rude rules can do, but that is not interesting. It’s just entertainment, so the lively Hulai is interesting.

    Moreover, it seems that they have long used this football game as a brainstorm. It is the way to win the game by trying to give the opponent a sinister move. The original pure physical exercise has become a comprehensive competition with half physical strength and brain power. I can’t wait. Seeing what this world of football will develop into.

    "No matter what it will be, it will be better than killing tennis and killing soldiers."

    Thinking of two failed attempts, I was cold-blooded again. The two projects I specified were only allowed to do what, basically blocked most of the loopholes, but the result was that the game was developing towards another strange aspect.

    "Since I can only serve the ball according to the rules, I will shoot it all at all. Look at the trick, the person is in love, the beluga serves! ”

    The swing of the girl Aurora Knight is very beautiful. The swing of the Snow Giant after the transformation is very powerful, but from the tennis ball that crushed the steel on the spot, if it is not a bias, it will be dead on the spot.

    "Oh, it’s time for you to see the real technology, look at the trick, the magic ball that disappears! Only one of those 10 golden balls is real! ”

    Gold ball, your sister! It is obviously a golden bow with multiple arrows. What is this is true? What is the tennis ball that is filled with the ball after landing? Casio, you give me away!

    "Look at the trick, the knife is in the flesh, the heart is soul, the razor serves!"

    You thought that you said the razor is really a razor! Your ball? I only see Jianqi! You can't see it because you use a racket to slap the sword. This trick will also be ok, look. Whirlwind 斩 serve. See you die!

    Fortunately, it is a dragon-made ball. Otherwise, they have been crushed by their brute force. Soon, these two games are no one to play. After all, apart from those Perverts, everyone still cherishes their lives.

    After that, I summed up the lesson, because the prescribed state of death can only be added when serving and catching the ball. The result is that one ball is heavier than one ball, one ball is different from one ball, and finally the person will end up killing people sooner or later.

    "If you kill a tennis player, forget it. Turning your attention to cheating should be safe for players and viewers. ”

    But the facts have proved that security is only relative, and it is urgent. Nash's teeth, the elbows of Malone are not too many, and the teeth of Suarez and the hands of Suarez are often seen. But no matter what it is, at least everyone loves to play. It shows that this strange football game is still a promising future.

    "Maybe in the country of Mage, there will be a group of Mage riding a broom in the air, and then someone is responsible for hitting the ball and putting the opponent on the broom. Well? There seems to be an impression inside, it was invented by a different world wizard, it seems to be…It’s called Quidditch! ”

    When I was collecting the memories of the past, the French team who picked up the ball had already passed the ball to the front, and then a knight volleyed.

    "Snow on the ice wall!"

    The ice sword fell, and the entire goal was blocked by the ice wall. The opponent's shot could not enter the minute and was directly shot by the ice wall.

    Obviously, this is cheating, and this practice of stacking obstacles in front of the goal is bound to be harmonious and can only be used this time.

    "The 644th, the terrain of the stadium is not allowed to be played during the game. Damn, there is one less hole that can be drilled. ”

    And when I smiled at the frustrated enemy against their confidence, but the heart was getting frustrated and difficult to find a loophole, the next second, suddenly a thunderstorm shattered all my ice walls.

    "The snow ice wall is a four-ring spell. He doesn't have many mana. He can't release it a few times. Don't be discouraged. Weiter

    Krose's shouting immediately inspired the team's morale, but I frowned, not because of the group of crazy young people in front of me.

    "The 645th, the off-site personnel are not allowed to interfere with the battle situation. The cheerleading team also came to help, too much. ”

    Krose, who was short-sleeved, was pushed to the cheerleading position, but she always wanted to play.

    At this point, Reyne with the ball has come to me, but I still have no intention to block.

    "Ouch! That hurts! My tail is bent! ”

    Yes, the reason I don't worry is my gold guard, Beifeng Herault.

    There is him, the breakthrough goal is really not individual strength, the first thing you have to deal with is his endless tricks under the cheeks.

    This time, just stepping on his tail (I found that he still deliberately put his tail under the feet of others), so he lay on the court and loaded it, then…

    "Red hand!"I have already bought Yingou and I will miss this opportunity. A red handcuff, once again reversed the situation.

    The presence of this referee is too strong, and the buzz on the side of the field resounded through the clouds.

    "Article 646, if one party strongly opposes, it is allowed to change the referee through a live audience vote."

    At the time when both sides came to Hulai, the game was nearing the end and the national football team was 30 to 9 (you are not mistaken, so it is much easier to score goals than the normal game.).

    "It's over. If it doesn't end, the French team's goal will reach double digits."

    "The referee, we change people! Let me go, let Clint go! ”

    The voice just fell, and it was quietly on the field that was just boiling. Then a tall figure just stepped into the stadium, and the audience around it stepped back a few steps.

    After all, the time he made his debut a week ago was too shocking.

    At that time, I shouted "The key moment, everyone together, kill them", then immediately pressed a button, then "bang" "bang", the entire stadium and all the players on it flew away.

    Although he controlled the gunpowder very well, almost no one was injured, but the paprika and pepper were uncomfortable.

    After the smog, many people were red and swollen for two or three days. At that time, Clint was beaten into a pig's head and suddenly became a substitute from the main force.

    I only know afterwards that since I mentioned the stadium as a battlefield, I must be prepared in advance. This is actually preparing for it as a battlefield.

    He dug a pit on the court one night in advance. It is hard to evenly arrange 900 small power Gnome thunder on the court. As a result, the explosion design was very clever. Although no one was seriously injured, the collective offseason was indispensable for three days, and even many viewers were involved.

    Although it is forbidden to use explosives on the court, but seeing his sly figure, everyone remembers the tragedy of the past, and the memory is still fresh.

    "Clint, hand it to you. Kill them! ”

    Clint replaced me, the huge body may be very suitable for the position of the goalkeeper, but in fact Clint will not keep the door, and it is not for the goalkeeper to find him. At this time, it is me to hurry to find a safe place to escape. the main purpose of.

    "Don't worry, everyone, this time I didn't bring explosives…"

    "Boom!"

    The lie lasted only two seconds, and the unlucky Dill was directly blown up.

    "Boom!"

    The second bomb was actually in the audience, this time. The audience also had the meaning of watching the ball, and immediately fled. The players will not be stupid, in the explosion of the booming bombs, in the background of the players flying around, this game as early as before.

    The next day, this dramatic ball game ending was a hot topic among all the population, and the sinner figure hanging up on the court became the object of rejection.

    "Oh, it’s all that Bastard. I lose the light."

    "Are you gambling? The French team won? Then you really lost your life. ”

    "No, the national football is too shameless. As long as it is allowed to play tricks, even if the French team is still unable to win twice, I just bet that the French team will score more than ten goals."

    "I am also the one to gamble, almost, it is a pity!" But it seems that a lot of people are chosen, and the result is mad. ”

    "Hey, you don't understand. The goal of my bet this time is that the game is blown up by Clint, and the result is in the middle!" 10 times the odds. ”

    "Rely, this can be guessed, you are too powerful. However, can such a bet be placed? ”

    "Don't say, there is a betting option for 'Suares' tooth, as long as someone on the court bites someone to win. The last time someone was depressed. I also pressed the one this time, but unfortunately. ”

    "Great, you have the chance to read such a small chance, and you are still betting." However, this time the stadium exploded only ten times the return, the accident is a bit low. ”

    "Yeah, it seems that there is still a guy who made a big bet on this option. He seems to be pressing the 'French team's 10 goals plus the end of the explosion'. One person swept the 90% stake and only lowered the odds… ”

    In a dark house, the lucky one who was in the middle of the big note looked at the gold coins in front of him and was smirking.

    "Don't laugh, it's a split!"

    I looked around and as a partner, Yingou, Beifeng, and Reyne were all in their eyes, and they were full of hunger for harvest.

    "Yingou, yours, one-fifth, the preparation for the explosion and the refereeing work have worked hard."

    Yingou Le Haha's put away the money bag, for Gnome, nothing is more pleasant than a few gold coins.

    "Let's continue to cooperate next time, let's make big money together!"

    I smiled and nodded, but did not intend to tell him, because he was too much to play, the qualification of the referee has been deprived, the next time I sit with me, the referee, is not Gnome Prince Karbala.

    "Beifeng, yours, one-fifth, the stadium is doing well, but…"

    "I know, I will not forget the Clint brothers who are carrying the black pot. Do the boss to talk about loyalty, otherwise how can you serve the people, and the rest will be handed over to me, I will make the Clint brothers happy."

    Although I don't know when this became the recognized boss of the Gentleman, I still nodded. As long as I didn't touch my hobbies, in a sense, the extremely good Beifeng was firm and flexible, and worth more than anyone. trust.

    "Reyne, one-twentieth, the next time I kicked the ball, the expression and the action were too fake. I almost didn't know how to wear it?"

    "Roland Big Brother, isn't it a good one-fifth?"

    "Stupid, how good is the child to get more money, I will help you keep it, and wait for you to grow up and give it to you."

    "Oh, okay."

    Perhaps it was the Princess Royal Highness that was a fun figure, and it was obviously black gold, but it was not angry at all.

    "Right, Roland's eldest brother, Kelly's sister also made a bet with me?"

    "Yeah?"

    "He bet you will definitely confiscate my part, or in the name of a child who can't spend money."

    "Oh, really understand me…Oh, no, is your Roland brother like this? ”

    Suddenly, I realized that something was wrong.

    "Wait, how can Kelly know?"

    Hehe. You have said that the expression is too fake and found. ”With a small hand and a hammered head, Reyne squirmed and spit out his tongue.

    The voice just fell, while at the same time Beifeng and Yingou grabbed their gold coins and planned to open, but the door of the room opened itself.

    As expected! Adult, you, you are really unbelievable! When I first heard it, I thought someone was filthy. How do you like a fair and just God's Envoy! ”

    Krose's face was frustrated and shocked, as if he saw his disappointing child on the road.

    "Momo is not easy to save home…It’s your bad Roland! But just let Momo sleep with the little Rolo tonight. Oh, Momo promises nothing to do. Really! At most, just take off his little clothes……."

    That Momo, first wipe the saliva and say this, do nothing? I am stupid if I believe in you.

    "Little Roland, huh, huh, dare to bring bad Reyne, is not the means to forget your Kelly sister. Kelly sister is definitely not angry for losing money. ”

    That, Kelly, how much you lost, I will give you a smile, don’t laugh at me, it’s scary.

    "My armor, I almost got the Misilol Mithril alloy body armor, adults, can you return it to me?"

    The door has been blocked by Wrath's debt collectors. On the familiar face, it is also a familiar anger. I looked down for a long time, and I said one.

    "It takes rational to watch the ball, and the gambling ball is destroyed for a lifetime. Really! Also, the artificial dead bird is a food and death, I want to let me return the money, the door is not. That's right, Yingou and Beifeng are going to run, so be sure not to let them go. Finally, don't hit your face, I will see someone tomorrow. "

    [Article 647, the relevant personnel of the ball game are not allowed to participate in the organization of gambling; 648, absolutely do not let the Gnome of the money to be a referee, let alone the Roland of the organization to participate in the competition! Gnome and Roland will never be allowed to participate in the gambling! 】(To be continued ……

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