The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    "Never take the initiative to attack a Mage Tower with a master, let alone overestimate Mage's moral lower limit, unless you want to be like me, I X, twelve serial organs, you are not afraid to kill yourself, and sure enough, Mage is a madman – Big adventurer Muse."

    In a sense, this maxim became the iron rule of the Adventurers, especially the great adventurer who is famous all over the world for his romanticism and escape ability. In a different realm floating city adventure, he was connected by a big Arcanist. The agency broke down into thirteen pieces, and made a final comment on life for its own motto, adding to the persuasive power of the maxim.

    The creature of Mage is often pursued for the whole life with the pursuit of truth and knowledge, and their residence and Mage Tower are their research institutes and treasure houses.

    Therefore, when their research results and life are threatened, the lower limit and the rhythm are unusually low. Their homes and laboratories are full of traps and organs, and the magic traps that the thieves can't do, such as opening. It is very possible that one door is randomly thrown into another world.

    Legend Mage's home and Mage Tower, the threat is not lower than the dragon's point, and the weakest Lich, is at least a Legend.

    So, I was curious as to who was going to attack a Lich home, especially when Lich was still at home.

    "Eliza?"

“……The intruders of the two squads, a small team with a frontal attack, and a small team coming in from the side. According to the hand and the weapons that I carry, it should be Dark Elf, seven Silver-Rank, three Gold-Rank, which is a very luxurious lineup. ”

    Eliza's return on schedule, but I have to ask, but it is not.

    "Why would it explode? I am not saying that it is enough to set up some safe and quiet warning facilities on the periphery? It’s so loud at night, and soon Town Security will come. ”

    According to the requirements of the Town Security Code of Conduct (Wumianzhe Revision Sixth Edition), when they hear a violent explosion, they will form a small team to explore the site within five minutes, and I am here in the central area of ​​Liu Huang Mountain City. Not far from High Court, they will arrive in the shortest ten minutes.

    "They will definitely take the opportunity to conduct a large search for us! Those contraband in our basement will not suffer! ? ”

    The Town Security department only has on-site law enforcement rights. To enter other people's homes, it must wait for the search order issued by the higher authorities. The parent of the Town Security is Hall of Enforcement. The superior unit of the Hall of Enforcement is High Court, but how can I sign it myself? The search warrant placed Town Security to search for my home…

    Yes, from the beginning, I was not worried about the intruders, but the corrupt officials and unscrupulous businessmen who did not dare to report the illegal gains. If Town Security took the opportunity to enter my old house, I am afraid. I will be thrown directly into the Liu Huang Mountain City prison.

    When I heard my complaint, Eliza was still the poker face.

    "Yeah, aren't you going to 'safe' the anti-theft system? According to your requirements, the peripheral layout is just some engineering warning robots. ”

    "Why would it explode?"Then, after listening to the "safety" of the rereading, I was realisation.

    SafeYou won't say which safety brand Gnome equipment is on the Gold Coin Street? Is that the Beyar brothers? ”

    I certainly know that store, the safety brand Gnome equipment has been revoked several business licenses due to the sale of fakes and explosives, and now it should be unlicensed.

    Of course, they started out as the name of the store. Some people bought the wrong "Gnome product", but after a few accidents, where would someone buy it? This brand has also become a typical example of the opposite.

    "Of course, I thought that is that you are going to take care of your brothers, and specifically ask me where to buy them?"

    "They are not my brothers! What is the use of their things besides the explosion? I am crazy to let you buy it! ”

    "Sorry, I misunderstood what you mean."

    Although the maid apologizes sincerely, from the corner of the corner of the mouth, I know that this half of Demon is smug, she must be deliberate!

    "I …Ok, I am obedient to you, and you have worked hard to toss me. ”

    “As long as you pay the salary, I guarantee that your life will be smooth in the future.”

    "Oh, I don't think, you think I don't know the set of your Demon. Paying the salary is equal to the end of the contract. Want to be free?" I don't think about it. ”

    During the chat, the two teams are getting closer, but I still don't care.

    "Is the identity of the intruder checked? If you haven't been there yet, I will cut your money. Oh, don't think that I don't know that you are spending money privately and take things to buy yourself. So big, I still like those light clothes, oh, the steel virgins in the lace dress? I need to give pocket money to buy a doll…."

    Satire to half, has been said not to go on, that imitation of the essence of the black fog, constantly remind me a few days will go to the big mold, such as write half of the experimental log suddenly blown away by the gale, the energy pool supplies inexplicably turned into dog food, cleaning care bone grease suddenly turned into natural asphalt, do daily to do half town Security fell from the sky, wearing to work in the grand judge's robe suddenly a little more lace and cartoon pattern …

…….Thinking of this, a kind of sorrow falls from the sky. Who is the master and who is the servant? I really have to consider paying the salary to let her get out!

    "Boom!"

    It was another huge explosion that interrupted my thoughts.

    "What is this?" Land mine This thing you actually bought in the garden! ”I took the opportunity to make trouble. "Hey, not obeying the order, violating our contract, taking the opportunity to deduct her ten-year salary. ”

“…..That location should be the Gnome automatic sprinkler T130. ”

    "Boom!"

    "This is here? Mowers

    "No, it should be a porch, the doorbell is 'big voice'?"Squatting, the girl pretends to be natural.

    "Sure enough, fortunately I never ring the doorbell…No, even if you even buy a safety card with your doorbell, are you planning to make a fortune? ”

    "Boom!""Boom!"This time, it is a serial explosion. I know that the floor of the entrance is all changed. No, listening to the explosion intensity, maybe my old house should be changed to a porch.

    这是 Shoebox? ”

    Yi Liza looked like a painful nod. "Safety card automatic shoe cabinet XT-137 type. It is said that it can help the owner to automatically select shoes, brush shoes, and shoe polish…."

    I couldn't help but secretly thank myself for being Lich. I walked all the way, never wearing shoes, but then I felt wrong.

    "No, I didn't buy shoes. What do you buy for the shoe??"

    ‘Ah –? Adult, it is my negligence. ”

    "Is the negligence of the murder layout? Your word game is getting more and more skilled. ”

    "That's your training."

    "Hey, the evil points have increased again, and it seems that another one is hanging……..I hope that those invaders are still alive, at least go to the next experimental area, help me test the spell traps I have placed. ”

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    Elenita is the second daughter of the noble third family of Mossole, and she became the Gold priest of Gold-Rank at the age of two hundred, which symbolizes her patronage as a sorcerer. The star of tomorrow, she is used to seeing people with nostrils.

    This time, she was led by the family command to Liu Huang Mountain City to conduct diplomatic Quest. After repeated discretion and investigation, she determined that it was not a conspiracy of a female priest in her family to accept the Quest.

    "Stupid, dirty two-legged bed bugs, despicable men, dare to reject the goodwill behind the spider! Ok, don't you even qualify as a slave, and regret my decision in the fire of the abyss. ”

    Even as a diplomatic envoy, she is still with most of her family, and she looks down on the creatures other than the female Dark Elf. Therefore, the diplomatic trade negotiations did not succeed at the beginning.

    But as Dark Elf, they are of course the spy Quest that comes with it, but it has only just begun.

    "You, go and give me the Quest that I gave behind the spider." All the characters on this list can assassinate assassinate, temporarily unable to do so, collect intelligence,"

    Therefore, these days, the Town Security team will receive complaints that the Dark Elf family is in the city, and they are also passive.

    "The group of ridiculous uniforms, the belief in Holy Light.Son, seeing the idiots behind the betrayal of the spider is disgusting……..As long as they take the opportunity to get rid of them, the spider will definitely drop more rewards! ”

    But for Elenita, the execution of the family's spy Quest is only incidental, so that the family sent the men to kill themselves and fight for more benefits for themselves is the real goal.

    But she hasn't come yet and has trouble finding her own wonderful people who believe in Holy Light. A partner from Karon City has unexpectedly been arrested.

    "Stupid man, he is too stupid and too weak to die, but if he says something, it is really a big trouble. If Liu Huang Mountain City catches the handle, the diplomatic mission of Mossou Bly City is collectively expelled. Going out, shameless, investigating and assassinating Quest fail at the same time, and if our secrets are discovered by the other party…"

    Think of the family’s torture of the loser, the punishment of the weak after the spider, and the monster of the half man and the half spider….Elenita couldn't help but tremble.

    Fortunately, the wise spider was still ignoring himself, and his imprint on the man showed that he was taken away from the volcanic prison that could not be captured, and was taken to this strange old house.

    Even if I heard that it was Lich's house, I didn't let it back.

    "Just another stupid man. Are you a virgin who has not enjoyed the services of the beautiful male Mage in the family? Actually afraid of a Mage? Even if he is Legend Mage, we are Dark Elf, a natural spell killer. Our two Gold-Rank shadow dancers, a spider priest, can kill him in an instant…."

    But at the moment, she did not have the calm and confidence to go.

    "There are explosions, explosions, explosions everywhere, the doorbells will explode, the insole will explode, and even the pebbles along the road will explode…What kind of place have we come?"

    Lying on the cold floor with her own powerful Gold-Rank dancer, her head opened a gap, the skull was flying, the blood and brain were overflowing, the cause of death…

    "A powerful bloody Axidi actually died in an explosive coat rack. Is there anyone who says it will come out?" How can I explain to the family that we lost the strongest killer in this way, in less than three minutes, the elite of the two teams actually only survived three, but they did not even see the opponent. ”

    The survivors have not dared to move forward, and when the retreating Axidi was killed by the coat rack, they did not dare to retreat, and they could only form a group of guards.

    But soon, she won't have to worry about it.

    Because in front, a floating figure emerges from the night, the silvery frost mana, the black death mana linger between the skeletons, the purple soul fire burns in the eyelids, the sound line formed by the mana vibration is cold and let people despair.

    "Hello, test article 17893, test article 17894, test article 17895, welcome to my lab, well, please remember your number, from today, this is your new name, here, too It will be your old home, I hope I can let you experience the warmth of home."

    Lich's sounds synthesized by mana can't distinguish between men and women. There is no emotional fluctuation. Just like a person who knows all the facts, he looks at his own eyes. There is no male desire, no female jealousy. If there is anything, it is only physiological. Structural interest.

    Inexplicable, looking at the icy eyes of this raging fire, Elenita remembered the most painful advice.

    "In the eyes of the world, our Dark Elf is evil, dangerous, crazy, but in the face of true evil, we are just poor lambs to be slaughtered…"

    "Hey, I finally know how you sigh. But unfortunately, it is already late…..There is no good or evil, no hate, just looking at the eyes of experimental animals. Is this true evil? ”

    Before losing consciousness, this is the star of tomorrow in the city of Mosso Bry, the last sigh of the third family noble woman, Eleni.