The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    "Adult, beg you to help me!! I really can't help it. ”

    Elf's long peach blossoms in front of her face, her eyes are flattering, her blue-green hair is silky and beautiful, her mouth is red and Dandan, and she only looks at her appearance, and she is called the great beauty of the country.

    But at this time, the pear flower that was crying was raining, and the eyes of my peach blossoms were all sincere and pleading. I suddenly fell into my arms, but I quickly opened the robe that was lived by bullshit. Silently stepped back and pulled the distance away.

    What’s the matter? Don't forget, you are a law enforcement person, or a man! ”

    Yes, the embarrassing cry of Elf in front of him is High Court's savvy and decisive Elf first-level defense officer Krose Ainta.

    Elf's men are inherently neutral, and Krose is regarded as the first beauty in the judicial system. It always makes people wonder if they have filled in the wrong gender on the work card, and there is a precedent for being pulled into the women's toilet. It is also very difficult, and it is also masculine in the daily work.

    Others wearing silver masks means giving up their personal status and impartial justice. As far as I know, Krose is wearing a mask when he gets off work, and he has a certain meaning of mask collection and manufacturing.

    It is said that he has a collection of a cabinet full of judicial masks, those exquisite silver mask Elf unique craft made carving treatment, secret silver, fine Kimbashi and other valuables are willing to invest, ELF craft Excellent to be able to paint on the mask of Liu Huang Mountain City scenery Map, But the mask is also part of the uniform, how can there be different, in order not to affect the work, so his carving lines are small do not take the magnifying glass is indistinguishable, that is, all pay in vain, are white carving …

    Even so, he went to see the treasures every day, at least several times, bathing, sleeping and not picking….This is for everyone, everyone knows, but no one is stupid to say it.

    Old days, these masks do give the female face of the elf defense of courage and dignity, his natural delicacy let him know the law is extremely deep, the faith and love of the law is to let me respect, in my eyes, do not look at the appearance, he is also an excellent defense officer, like this lost mask crying to ask for help, I was the first time encountered.

    "Calm, Krose, take a deep breath, what happened, is the Li Huang Huang City City prison being robbed, and the criminals have escaped?"

    Krose shook his head hard, tears scattered, and wet my sleeves.

    Someone on the side has been pointing a little bit, in order not to be suspicious of sexual problems, and in order not to become the number one news of the world's corrupt women, I silently took a step back and opened the distance.

    "Is the evil dragon coming to attack the city? Did you notify City Lord? ”

    Still shaking his head, it doesn't look like it.

    "It's Magic Beast Siege….."I asked a few of the most likely answers in a row, but I just shook my head. Finally, when Krose gasped, he said.

    "It is Beifeng, it is Dracon Beifeng Herault this Perverts! He is too much! ”

    At this time, the beauty wiped away the tears, remembering that he was still in the court, trying to squeeze out the smile, the beauty smiled after the rain, and said that the ink on the ink was dizzy and charming…..Hearing the exclamation and screaming behind, I silently took another step and opened the distance of three meters.

    Then, in the narrative of "he", I figured out the ins and outs of things.

    The Dracon hunter with special hobbies, in the "prohibition of human creature and non-human creature super friendship relationship regulations], [chong material nourishing permission conditions] two bills against his lightning, his "chong things" and "lovers "It was taken away, and it was indeed hit hard, but soon, he has risen again….

    He was not a Beastman Hunter, he changed to a veterinarian, specializing in chong maternity and obstetrics…..

    Originally, this is nothing. Beastman Hunter has a good understanding of animals. It is a good thing to treat chong. When a veterinarian is a vocation, he has been working for a week, and his enthusiasm, caring and caring skills have been well received. , but also created the "love of love" which makes chong things calm, only to ….

    "I went to see a doctor with my family, and I met the Perverts. The Perverts was a doctor. It was obviously a tricky trick to play with everyone's chong. He also smiled at me while playing with my little family. Where is the white…..Hey, Xiaobai is so naive, still very happy to take his finger…I, I want to kill him and avenge the insulted white! ! ”

    If you remember correctly, Xiaobai is his chong dog….

    Krose's crying miserable, as a Druid-born wild Elf, hated this unnatural act. As a law enforcer, Krose also defended it. Beifeng's behavior simply ignores the dignity of the law. Don't look at Krose's crying like a girl at the moment, I don't hesitate to tell him the truth of Beifeng's killing.

    With my understanding of his dead mind, after the crime, it will definitely come from the first death. If this is not the case, it will be the identity of the law enforcer, and the Perverts will die.

    I am speechless. If I think that this kind of thing, let a proud man be so disgraceful because of his dereliction of duty, it is really unclear how to deal with it.

    So, I said with a weak voice behind me.

    "Don't be watching a joke, come help me with that Perverts, I am the first time I have met an opponent who can ignore my law."

    "Yes, adults."

    "Well, adults, go right away."

    Sure enough, at the same time a dozen or so answers at the same time, this group of rabbits scorpion really hide in the corner to see jokes.

    Krose finally remembered that it was a public place, and quickly stood up, but he was full of hope and trust, and I really didn't know how to respond.

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    My office is not big, I am talking with Perverts across the desk, but I don't know what to say for a while.

    Is it necessary to re-enact legislation to ban this veterinarian? No, I have become a joke when it comes to the legislation of crimes and the legislation for someone.

    Moreover, the continuous change of the law itself is a big taboo. This is tantamount to saying that the entire society has problems with the original law, and it has a serious negative impact on the dignity of the law and the judiciary itself.

    Directly kill each other? But it is easy to do, but the crime and punishment are relatively symmetrical, and it is also the basic principle of the judiciary. Although it is a Perverts, it is not sinful.

    From the perspective of judicial justice, it is impossible to grasp the crime and decide to directly kill the other party. It is simply a stupid act that has value in the entire judicial system.

    Turn him off? Sorry, he has no crimes, he just fulfills a chong woman.The duties of the doctor, careful caressing cute chong things, some "touch" is inevitable …..I guess he will definitely defend this, and it makes perfect sense. We have no evidence….

    I was on the chair, and for the first time I felt so powerless.

    "Can't kill, can't turn off, can only watch him continue to wretched cute chong things? The Holy Church's coalition forces don't have this Perverts to deal with. ”

    Beifeng Herault's eyes turned and seemed to be fixed.

    "Adult, can I go back? I still have work to do, many chong things have to be queued for treatment,"

    This seemingly thick smile, in fact, is to demonstrate to me. "High Court is amazing? Still can't take me. ”

    "The normal method is not suitable. I am also good at evil. I am filthy, rumored, sap, and planted. It is not too easy to kill you."Just as I was planning not to play cards according to common sense, when I packed my Perverts in front of me, a voice rang in my ear.

    "Master, according to your plan, we just need a person to go to jail, he is not very suitable….."

    So, I laughed and looked at the people in front of me.

    "How to look like a Perverts that should go to jail, it's a good fit, well, yes."

    With attention, I raised two fingers.

    "We are going to be a judicial transaction. Two things, do it, I will give you a chong material nourishment certificate, you will not be a veterinarian in the future, as long as you do not affect the social atmosphere in public places, you should go home to dry up, I only did not see. ”

    Yes, Beifeng's hobby, this is only a moral evil. As long as it is not open to crimes that cause negative social influences and corrupt social atmosphere, it has not touched my red line and can barely tolerate it, but …..Looking at the disgusting smile of the man in front of me, I really feel sick, I can't wait for a finger of death to kill him!

    Closed eyes do not look at the sneer of Dracon's smirk. For a long time, I calmed down my emotions and converge.

    "The first one, apologize to Krose, well, that is the Elf defense officer you cried, how others have defended you, so how to complain about it."

    "Yes, yes, adults, I immediately apologize to Ms. Krose!!"

    "Yes, sir!"Not surprisingly, I saw Dracon with amazement, I continued.

    "The second one, you gave me a case, I took you into the Liu Huang Mountain City prison, I want you to do things for me."

    "What?

    Escape

    When the Beifeng is gone, I have been busy with the work accumulated during this time. It has been four or five hours, and it is time for the moon to fall.

    While standing on the window sill, I looked at the peaceful and prosperous scene outside, but I was a little lamented.

    "Liu Huang Mountain City has been peaceful for too long. Peace until some people forget their duty. ”

    "Is this not your credit? Are you boasting about narcissism? ”

    As usual, at the moment, I have no feelings of bickering with her.

    "No, thanks to Adam and Magaret, who sheltered the city in the underground city of the crazy infighting, but obviously, someone has forgotten the blessings they have received, and it is time to remind them."

    Eliza nodded.

    "The traitors will never be forgiven. In fact, according to the rules of the dungeons, we can directly eliminate them. This is also the opinion of most high-level spies of bystanders….."

    "Here is Liu Huang Mountain City. Everyone is equal. There is no power. Well, at least not on the surface. Peace is easy, well, the peace on the surface, we must cherish it more, or follow the rules of Liu Huang Mountain City. We need to "accidentally" get the evidence of those traitors and let some people die unexpectedly. ”

    "Yes, as long as it creates confusion, our stalkers will begin to collect evidence, and as long as the evidence is conclusive, it is time to go to Hall of Judgement and Hall of Enforcement."

    Are the trackers and magic tracking marks ready? I don't want a criminal to really escape. ”

    "Yes, they are all ready. The magic tracking mark has been placed in the drinking water of the prison. It will not disappear within three months, enough for you to catch them all." The three thousand and six hundred of our onlookers will all be dispatched. As long as the prisoners are below 1,000, they will not hurt an innocent citizen. ”

    "Well, let's put the dog out and bite." Liu Huang Mountain City is too peaceful, how can I use a knife to remove carrion? ”

    The release of the prisoner to lead the snake out of the hole, this is a dangerous move, when I and the four kings said, it took a lot of energy to let them support me to take action.

    "Yes, bystanders will force those special fugitives to flee to the right place, even if they don't go, our inside line will lead them. However, I am worried that the Beifeng can really escape from prison. ”

    "Don't underestimate him, look at this."

    Looking at the documents in front of me, Eliza, who has never changed color, is also shocked.

    "How is it possible, Gold-Rank Beastman Hunter! Master of the Beastmaster? ”

    "Yes, this is the natural advantage of the longevity species. As long as it gets long enough, it will always become stronger, and Beastman Hunter is indeed a natural animal trainer. His love for the beast,,,,,, forget, not to mention ,too disgusting. Look at this report again….."

    "If the target X enters the prison for less than an hour, all the prisoners in the same prison will apply to change the room. Someone shouts 'Don't let me go with the Perverts. I will die if I don't change the cell.' At the same time, there are prisoners who are dying to the wall. ….'It’s too exaggerated! ! ”

“…..Not only that, there was a sound of '吱吱' in the cell. It should be that he summoned the mice to help…I hope that I will only help you escape. I don't want to continue thinking about it. ”

    Inexplicable, the killing intention of pressing down, and boil again.

    "Do you have to do this? There are no impenetrable walls in the world, and prisoners are released. If you are leaking the wind, your reputation is…"

    "Even if you don't leak the wind, it is just a jailbreak in the judicial system. A guard is not strict. The punishment for demotion and investigation is inevitable. Adam will not punish, and I will take the initiative to punish."

    For a long time, Eliza continued.

    "You want to suppress your reputation, is it worth it?"

    "If the reputation and prestige of the men are higher than the top leaders, the leader is really bad." Since you want to help Annie in the upper position, then do a full set of play. What's more,,,,,"

    "What's more?"

    "The tide of the new era is coming, no one can stop this catastrophe. In the change of the times, I have nothing to do with this reputation. and also

    "And you are still thinking, will little Annie be touched by your sacrifices."

    I was so upset that I heard her continue to snoring.

    "Hey, what about you?" Oh, according to her character, I will only be angry with you, annoy you, ignore you. Hmph! It is best to ignore you forever! ”

    Looking at the front and the icy expression of the past is completely different, the half-Demon girl with a red face, I said to the gods.

    "You, jealous? Jealousy, am I better than Annie? ”

    Then, in an instant, the office air stopped…..Looking at the red glow of the poisonous tongue maid, all the way to the ears, and the eyes full of shame, I began to pray for my collections.

    "Well, wrong, she will definitely retaliate!!"

    Strange, she kept a strange silence, and for a long time, she squeezed out a sentence.

    "If I am jealous, you are again….."

    The voice of Eliza is getting smaller and smaller, and I can't hear it later.

    Huh?

    When I racked my brains to say something to ease the jokes of the atmosphere, suddenly the office door was opened, Krose rushed in, and the blushing Eliza disappeared into the shadows.

    "Adult, it's not good, there is a jailbreak in Liu Huang Mountain City prison!!!"

    "What are you panic? This is not planned. ”

    MayIt's not in our plan, the Perverts haven't dug the wall yet, and the other place is directly jailbroken, someone attacked the prison! This is the real jailbreak! ! The prisoners all ran out! ! The situation has gone out of control. ”

    "Hey! This is the sound of the handcuffs of the wooden chair, and the suffocating mana siphon.

    In the next second, the whole world was distorted, the colorful world became black and white, Eliza was driven out of the shadows, and Krose was rushed out of the door by the violent mana.

    "These Bastard are tired of living, and dare to make trouble on Laozi's cards!! The bare-eyed Bastard, I killed your family! ! ”

    Well, at the door of this office, the punk’s general speech, in the end, became the black history of the ever-writish Wumanzhe Justice…..

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    PS Since someone mentioned the typos, I will slowly change it from the beginning….

    Ps2, repeatedly changed N times, only to find the chong word that is blocked by CHONG…..No way, Pinyin will be there.