The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    "I am a good person, I am really a good person."

    This has almost become my mantra. Every time I say this, the expression and attitude of the audience will be very strange and subtle.

    "Oh, today's weather is good, very windy and beautiful, especially suitable for camping out. By the way, our Tauren is really not interested in the forage. Can you bring the steak with the next camping? I like the three mature ones, and the blood is the most delicious. ”

    This is the answer to the stupid cow who loves to eat beef. Although it is obviously a topic of transfer, it is the most comfortable answer.

    "Oh, the owner is really funny, but this joke is a bit outdated."

    "Haha, good guy? Laughing at me, you are a good person, I am a love! ”Adam is really not giving a face.

    "No, it's Roland who is a good person, and you can't be a love lover." However, Adam, your goal is very high, love? Would you like me to build a City Lord for you?Palace, wide beauty? ”But soon, Magaret's substantial resentment made Adam know what it meant to be a curse. Well, this is what I told Magaret.

    Well, most people who know a little about me probably react with Eliza and Adam's idiots and use my "good guy theory" as another joke.

    However, in my concept, I am really trying to be a good person.

    "As a Lich, if I go to help the old lady cross the road, I am afraid that the old lady will immediately call the Town Security to save lives. However, in addition to evil is also good, killing a villain, how is more effective than doing ten small good things. Let the whole city run along the Order, let the Normal people have a good time, how to look, it is also worth 100,000 good results. ”

    But unfortunately, my Evil Lich System is still unrecognizable, and he still plays one day after another, the Daily Quest.

    However, these Quests don't do it, and they don't do it. They always deduct evil points. How can I resurrection, but as a law enforcer, I can't do anything wrong, so I always need to rack my brains to bring these devastating days to Daily. Quest becomes a prank that does not violate the legal bottom line.

    "Put hundreds of people on the ground and roll, desperate to collapse? Try scratching tickling hell…"The sequela of this is the chicken feathers used to make the itch tickling hell. I won a huge ticket and after-the-fact processing costs….

    "The public kills a wisdom creature, the worse the death, the better? This is simple, it is you, Jun Jun, a wisdom increase, and then the full ten torture torture hospitality, huh, huh, the first five horses are good, or a thousand dollars. Eliza, lend me the needle for your clothes. what is it used for? Of course, it is a scalpel. ”

    The aftermath of this incident is that Eliza didn't care for me for a week. I didn't get close to me within three meters a month. My eyes were scornful. When I had to shout, the exit was "bug owner"…..

    So Hu Lai started to work naturally hard, but later, it was full of fun with the Town Security, huh? I seem to know why Xueti and Lilith are always in the fight with Town Security. The ancients are right, happiness and Perverts are contagious.

    Well, as a law enforcer, it's always a problem to give Down Security. I have to find a chance to talk about them. (Mystery: Do you have a face to say them? ! )

    Cough, it seems to go on the subject again, and get down to business.

    I used to wonder why the system was slow to admit that I was a good person, and I wondered if I would be an evil Lich forever, but one day, when I was roaring at a criminal, I figured it out inexplicably.

    "Do you think that killing the other father, and then paying all the property to compensate the other's daughter, do a moral compensation, are you not guilty? You are self-deception! Hypocrite ! ”

    "No matter what you do, the crime has already been committed. The victim's pain has become a fact at the moment of your crime. No matter how you argue or compensate afterwards, you can't change the crime you have committed. Only by accepting legal trials and sanctions can you clear your sins. If you really regret the beginning, you give me a good prison to transform, redeem, and come out to be clean. ”

    Not to mention the impulsive murderer who was sentenced to 15 years in prison for pleading because of the victim’s daughter’s pleading.

    When the case was closed, I was collapsed at the moment of the court, and I was troubled by the powerlessness I had never experienced…

    In the unoccupied quiet room, kneeling on the chair, licking his head, but only seeing the bones of the remaining bones, I figured it out completely.

    No matter what I do in the future, the past crimes are always on my back. The soul that died because of me is enough to fill the entire Styx River. No matter how many people I save, how many good things I do, I am still a sinner, I even have my heart. Can't lie, how can the system recognize that I have become a good person.

    "The word of the Code before the High Court is still the motto I wrote by myself. [The crimes that can be cleansed, only the fair trial and the sanctions of the Code, no one can be an exception.]"

    But unfortunately, it seems that no one can judge me now. Then, naturally, I can only continue to be between good and evil, waiting for the day of judgment that may never come….

    Perhaps, in my heart, I also vaguely noticed that the sinner who almost destroyed the world sat on the judge's department and judged the small sinner who killed several people. How ironic and ridiculous….

    "Hah, I am a hypocrite. I am not saying that I am stupid like a peace of mind. I just think that Eich Continent has not yet been destroyed. Since the original 'history' has proved that there is no way to spend the normal way. Big catastrophe, then let me try this hypocrite trick."

    Yes, I did it this way, but now I have a little trouble.

    At this time, the "bystander" intelligence, attacking the east gate of Liu Huang Mountain City, is the Blackwater Legion of Karon City, which is the guard of the City Lord steelback pig Beastfolk.

    Well, “哼哼” is the name of the Beastfolk City Lord. Please respect the tradition of the pig family Beastfolk in the name of the baby when it was born.

    But unfortunately, another side effect of this custom is that as long as the pig family Beastfolk gathers to say "Hey, I do you X", then there are often three or four hundred cockroaches to find you trouble.. ….

    There used to be a wise man of the Flying Red Pig family, who invented the method of numbering the number to solve the problem, but unfortunately, because the Intelligence is not high, the pig family Beastfolk can only count the number of toes to two. Ten, this method is really lack of maneuverability, and can only be helpless.

    Well, the Creator is probably fairly fair, even though the pig family Beastfolk Intelligence is ugly, ugly, and stinking, but they are born with divine power, thick and fleshy, and most importantly, especially able to give birth to any race. As long as the number base goes up, there will always be geniuses of variation, and the strong will not be less.

    The Blackwater Legion is an example of this. Each recruit is selected from the thousands of pigs, Beastfolk, and then fights each other, killing and staying strong, and finally the one that survived in ten, becomes the glory of City Lord. The guards are under the guard.

    Although the Blackwater Legion is full of only 3,000 people, with the slow apparent weakness of the infantry foot sprint, the average rating is as high as 50silver-rank, and it is also the classic beastfolk berseker with Shaman priest combination, the pig beastfolk is naturally thick with brown meat, shaman Another bloodthirsty magic, such a heavy infantry team launched Crazy, is the countless moving meat mountain, the frontal impact is difficult to resist, quite prestige.

    Of course, this is even in the underground world of strong hands, if such a heavy army appears on the ground, at least one of the human empire's Royal Guard level.

    Fifteen minutes ago, there were nearly a thousand black water heavy infantry and dark shaman. They rushed along the opened Dongdaemun and ran straight through the unscrupulous.

    It seems that in order to show the underground covenant, Liu Huang Mountain City was completely taken down, and the City Lord is also willing to send nearly half of the family, and the corrupt members of the parliament can always hide them outside the city.

    The latest and the opposite of them are the first Dark Elf Town Security patrol squad that received the report. They only have one team full of ten people….

    Covering Normal Citizens fleeing, a team of Dark Elf Holy Knights are all dead, and Dark Elfs are often quite beautiful, and the pigs Beastfolk are naturally cruel.Color, they don’t even pick and die…

    The body swallowed and was smashed, and the servant's body of the servant became the toy of Beastfolk, and perhaps thanks to the scattered army and stupidity of the pig family Beastfolk, they even began to compete for the priority of enjoying the "trophy". .

    At this time, when I arrived, it was such a hell of human beings.

    "H, but I am glad to be Evil Lich System now, as long as I can do as I want, I can become stronger and simpler. After all, the wicked still need wicked people to grind, what else, can be more evil by evil, more arrogant than the mob is more pleasant. ”

    The cold and vicious curse resonates in the soul, and the endless killings roar in the mind, eventually turning into cold words.

    "kill them!"

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    PS In order to improve the quality, the main line has been adjusted, and tomorrow two are more prepared…..