Chapter 255

The latest chapter of Crazy Lich's experimental log, the 255th chapter of the text, the consideration behind the scenes, floating astronomy

    At this time, it was already noon on the second day of the celebration. The next day's activities were on the agenda, but I just woke up.

    After playing last night, they were dragged and drunk by Xiao Hong and Adam. As a result, they were all night, and the result of drunkenness and sleepless nights was the pain of their heads.

    But unfortunately, as the planner of the celebration, the documents of the office have accumulated, but I still have not escaped, and I was caught by Eliza.

    The float parade that is more detesting than anyone else has ended. The winner is the chaotic group that Xiluo Empire sent to participate in. The ensemble of their muscle opera and death sound directly kills the audience, when they reach the finish line, The float has become a moving gravel mountain and can't see anyone.

    "There are so many people who like my songs. Sure enough, art is not ethnic, regardless of national boundaries. Last time, it was my market that led to poor performance. Well, next week, I will hold a performance in the square. ”

    "Really, really, too warm! I am so touched by me, I decided, every day I am in Dieffen, the Omar fitness classroom is free to open, I want to learn fitness and square dance with me, early tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock, just in Peace Square. . ”

    The news came out that in just one afternoon, the price and rent around the square fell directly by a third. It seems that square dance and stray singers disturb the people, no matter which event is the same.

    The complaints received later were piled up into mountains. "Quickly stop the evil banshee, ah, my head", "Ah, my golden eyes." "Oh, it’s all smashed", "burning dead dogs and men, but true love does not burn!" This is a perfect match. Tell the truth. Put them together. Don't let them out to harm others." "Hands, I want to pick up my hands!" ”It looks like something strange seems to be mixed in, um, don't go into it.

    Although there are a lot of complaints, there are some interesting rewards. "Good fun undead uncle, he will play high and fly high (throw it and then, with Omar's arm. Flying high is a few tens of meters without difficulty, but it is reported that children's parents are scared a lot)", "All scales are not adjusted, the first time for the Elf family feels awkward, you can request that Undead Lord Don't be ruining Elf's reputation for being good at it? "," is very interesting, and I hope to hold such events next year. I am already thinking about the float next year. ”

    Although there are a lot of complaints, it is not all without benefit. At least the high-order undead that keeps the shortcomings and personal emotions has a little more human taste and brings the distance between the two sides closer.

    And at this time, me. There is no such thing as ignoring these things, and new troubles are already in front of them.

    "Because of someone's arbitrariness. All of a sudden increase in the death crown playground, the big belly king test more than 20 projects, coupled with more than expected crowds, the scale of the activities of the ceremony was far more than expected, the result is only the next day at noon, we There is a big deficit in the finances. ”

    "It is expected that the over-expenditure will be over 1.2 million gold coins. If you can't find a solution as soon as possible, I am afraid that we will move the construction funds of the city construction or the salary of the royal staff in the spring of next year…….I personally recommend that you shorten the program of the celebration, which is the way to solve the problem fundamentally! ”

    Ah, that is how familiar the cross-brows are cold, and the look under the gold-colored glasses will also be like talking. "You are enough, don't make new shows anymore. This birthday party is enough to make people feel annoyed." Let's take a break. ”

    Ok, it turns out that Eliza has said it directly, although she seems to make sense, but

    "It's very good, but it doesn't make sense! I don't think about it! No one can stop my vacation, this time the schedule has been scheduled for next month! ”

    I insisted on my teeth and waited for Eliza's fierce rebuttal, but suddenly, Demon's girl pushed her glasses, thawed the iceberg, and quit the "ghost granny mode" and nodded.

    "Yes, then let's find a solution together. At least first understand the recent funding model of the celebration. ”

    "How come suddenly so good to talk, is there a conspiracy? In other words, I am not dead now, explosion of toilets and shoe cutting machines, or forget it. ”

    I won't be fooled again. Every time Eliza is erupted, it will suddenly become more harmonious, to reduce my vigilance, but the more gentle, the more revenge will be more deadly.

    I heard that Eliza was silent. I looked at me for a long time. I saw a little bit of hair, and I continued.

    "It seems that some things can't blame you all. I seem to have overdo it. No, because I taught you, it is still your fault, all of which is your fault. But this time, don't worry, I don't have any extra plans, um, not for the time being."

    Eliza shook his head. It seems to be hesitant.

    "I'm sorry, although I don't know where it got to you, it's my fault! Please let go of the children who are still being jealous of you. ”

    Since it is not directly troublesome to find me, then I will definitely retaliate back in other places. I think of the treasures that I am still in the palm of my hand. I immediately decided to surrender.

    "No, it seems that I need to reflect on me. I am finally thinking about it. You used to go out to prank a person at this time of the year. You will go home alone in the middle of the night, and you will find it when you come back. Is this the way you celebrate your birthday? Is it so lonely to make someone else unhappy to exchange for their short-lived pleasure? I was so sorry that I was negligent. ”

    Ah ah ah Nothing, don't apologize, don't look at me with this kind of sympathy, I am not a lonely old man who has been forgotten and forgot his birthday! I will not have a birthday candle to eat a birthday cake, and I will not forget everyone’s birthday. ”

    This time, it was Eliza's turn to be amazed, and this was a guess, it was still true.

    "It turns out to be true, it's too childish."

    "You swindle me!"

    Right now, there is a good chaos. When you calm down, the business is imminent. Lack of money is a big problem…

    "or. Try to find Holy Church to blackmail. How to say that I and their boss are also allies, and gave a Saint title, it should not be difficult to change some money. ”

    "Do you really don't know or don't know, your current reputation has reached a realm in the priesthood, just look for the Holy Light church, say Roland, there are more than a dozen pastors and Holy Knight jumping out Deaf people. Besides, the miracles that you rejected the Holy Church title have been spread throughout the city. Most people say that you don't know how to live and die, don't know how to lift, so a good chance is wasted. ”

    Eliza said that he nodded with satisfaction. Obviously, Eliza himself is one of the most people. If there is a title of the saint, many things will be much more convenient, but obviously Roland is still a calmer mind most of the time. When you arrive at Holy Church, you will be overheated. If you decide that you have already made it, it will be difficult to recover.

    The past is meaningless. Still look ahead, so. Eliza said.

    "But some people admire your courage and dare to sweep the face of Holy Church. At this time, turn your head to find them? Are you going to bow your head to admit your mistakes or continue to provoke? If you are the former, you will understand the habit of completely shameless, please don't try to refresh the lower limit. If it is the latter, then it is better to simply start the war, so you are not going to cause trouble. . ”

    I opened my mouth and finally said nothing. If I can change my money if I bow my head, it would be fine to do it. But according to my understanding of my ridiculous ability, if I go to the door, no matter what I was going to do, the ninety-nine will evolve. Into the latter.

    "Your arms are sold? Not very successful? ”

    "The auction is not a one-and-a-half-time event. If you don't hang your appetite, how can you sell it at a good price? Their spies should now be active throughout the city, and when they finally get a few clues, when we have nothing, it is when we bid. ”

    "You are not afraid that they really got your technology?"

    "That is basically impossible. The area of ​​the technicians, I let Bastian personally guard, all the people entering and leaving must approve, and outsiders can't enter, but if I look for the real thing, I can't find it, how can they find it. ”

    I didn't want to show the new Magic Enginering products in the military parade, but in the battle, the finished products were basically lost. Those Roland Titans were completely destroyed. The final explosion was very dazzling. The train king also exploded, and many of the Beastfolk were killed. If the small floating boat didn't come back, it would be a product of Gnome's intervention. It seems that the explosion is ending.

    "Next time, don't install the self-detonation button. I feel that as long as this design is designed, it will be used sooner or later. Just like before the battlefield, 'Although the opponent is very strong, at least I have the same grasp of the same thing', super unlucky. The person who said this sentence immediately changed from the supporting role to the cannon fodder, and most of them could only kill themselves. ”

    The more I feel, the more I feel, the more I seem to have touched the truth.

    "There is only one truth. I just want to shout out this line. Ok, just point, let us analyze from the state of mind. There is a red button in front of you every day, obviously there is an arrow on it to remind you not to press, but the more you don't want to press, the more you want to press, and finally, there is no chance, you can't stand the temptation that you pressed it, or Pressed both hands, or pressed hard with both hands. ”

    "Please don't compare your habitual handcuffs with the warriors who are living in the right way. If the engineers and drivers who are working hard overtime hear it, they will definitely strike collectively. At that time, I have to pay a salary to keep people, and the trouble is dead. Oh, my salary? I seem to have never received a salary from you. ”

    A good boss should get used to being stupid on irrelevant things, at least to get used to ignoring the complaints and emotions of his subordinates. Therefore, I took a sip of tea and turned my eyes to the outside.

    "Eliza, the black tea is getting better and better, and the weather is really good today."

    "Thank you for complimenting, but that is the green tea specially prepared for you, and the weather is not good at all. It was raining outside in the rain. Even if it is perfunctory, please be more sincere. ”

    We know that since we can't solve it now, let's put it down temporarily.

    "Oh, I remember, Adam said that he is going to play tennis today. It should be almost time, and I have to set off quickly. ”

    "Is that the murder tennis contest that has already agreed to the ball?" I heard that your partner is still admiring your beauty, and said that the measurements are 110, 80, 100, and the figure is tall, and in many respects, it is better than the end plate of my next line."

    Ok, I vaguely know why I was dragged down by the bed in the morning, and the familiar coldness in my eyes clearly shows that someone is already on the verge of violence.

    "Cough, don't say it! How come? I am a good person, how could it be who is doing it. That is definitely a Bastard who likes to lie. ”

    "Well, Bastard, I have been boasting for half a night after drinking more of you yesterday. Don't remember it at all? Roland, Yan Fu is not shallow. ”

    I grew up, but I remembered what Adam said to me yesterday. How can I let go of such a good opportunity? So, the next moment, I stood up, smashed the black tea, turned and ran, even if I must die, To play enough to die!

    "I went out, I don't have to wait for me to eat at night."

    I was relieved to see Eliza not coming, but Eliza behind it was already sneer.

    "Oh, I really didn't wake up. I drank too much yesterday. I was so stupid that even Adam could believe it." You will hang each other to death. ”

    Soon, on the newly built special course, I also met the legendary beauty.

    "Adam, is this the beauty you said?"

    "Of course, look at the face, the face of the seeds, the face of Xiao Hong, the picturesque, and of course a beauty."

    ", tall and tall?"

    "Of course, you look at the curve, the front bulge and the back, look at the muscles, full of flexibility, perfect to no friends. You see, the super-pectoral muscle that is bulging is the perfect figure in the sculpture. ”

    Ok, I almost understood it. This time I was smashed again. Xiao Hong, who was on the side, had already bent and bent, and even Magaret looked at me like a smile.

    "You will continue to edit it. Admire me? ”

    "Of course, do you have a son who does not respect his father? Well, I forgot to tell you that he is not her. ”

    Yes, the "beautiful" partner in front of him is Xiluo's current monarch, but at this time, he is wearing a rather ridiculous white skirt and is curious about the racket.

    He was very happy to see me coming, but then he calmed down.

    Father I have long wanted to find an opportunity to talk to you alone. It is a matter of Xiluo, and there is news of the death realm. "To be continued ……

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