The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    As the highest judicial body of Liu Huang Mountain City, High Court has always been shrouded in a quiet and serious atmosphere, just as the words written in the hall are “respective, rigorous, and less cautious”. The staff of the judiciary often have serious faces, simple words and quick actions, and are well received by the public. But today, the situation is somewhat different.

    In the quiet corridors of the past, there were squats and quarrels. The prisoners waiting for the trials were full of all the cells. Even the empty squares were filled with people.

    In the corner of the square, a huge Gnome robot has already turned into a pile of scrap iron. Perhaps, considering the size of the square occupying the square half, it should be called a steel forest or steel ruins.

    On the side, a group of Gnome and gnomes are crying around it, and even Gnome has begun to dance their ancestral twists and turns (also known as tropical style.Leather dance), it seems that this robot is used as his family and is bidding farewell to it.

    On the outside, many people who have been affected cannot appreciate this exotic dance. Instead, they follow the tradition of Sulphur Mountain and baptize these engineers with tomatoes and rotten eggs. Of course, the Wrath citizens also There is no shortage of Gnome merchants who sell "ammunition".

    The guards of the Supreme Law have long been busy with their lives and have no time to manage these trivial matters.

    Due to the complete destruction of the detention center and the Town Security headquarters, there are many suspects who have nowhere to go. If the Liu Huang Mountain City prison is still intact, where can it be transferred, but because of the aftermath of the last jailbreak incident, where is the part? The light prisoner also moved to the detention center. This is even more direct, and it can only be transferred to the Supreme Court.

    High Court's four halls have all been dispatched, but still feel the lack of manpower.

    Shouting, crying, chasing, and pleading, completely turned this serious and quiet judicial hall into a bargaining market.

    At the same time, frowning, trying to ignore the noise outside, and ultimately failing me, can only help the guards to completely close the doors and windows, pull down the curtains, and give the court a relatively quiet environment.

    Yes, trial.

    I fled in the night, oh no, it was a plan for emergency dispatch, and Eliza ruthlessly vetoed at the beginning.

    Liu Huang Mountain City can indeed be without Lich Roland, but after the miracle, it was vaguely called the fourth giant, and the supreme judge of the Sulphur Mountain emperor, Wumanzhhe, suddenly disappeared. I am afraid that the earthquake caused by it will be more than those of the attack. Seriously much.

    The most important thing is that other people are not prepared at all. Even if the diplomatic documents are not ready, if they travel alone, they will only become farce.

    But if I still stay here as Roland, I am afraid, tomorrow I can count how many bones are left. I believe that the Town Securitys who were left behind here are absolutely impatient to listen to me. It’s tolerant to take me off the stew directly.

    Although I have done a lot of crimes in this life that I have nothing to say, but this time, I am really innocent. I just talked about it, then waited to see the explosion and the spark, who knows that they actually Really make that stuff….Thinking of the steel giant of more than 20 meters, I couldn't help but shudder.

    "Simple version of the Titan Giant? Is it enough to crush Legend's monster harvester? It seems that I have accidentally made something very bad. ".

    Of course, the other side of Roland II's strength is that it pays a huge price to get it done. Then, the crime of Roland behind the scenes is even heavier.

    So, I only had helplessness to let the Town Security people see "Lich Roland" riding the Bone Dragon across half of the city and fleeing directly from Liu Huang Mountain City….At least, Lich Roland won't be back until the charges are cleared.

    At the moment, the first trouble I encountered was in front of me….This case has gone beyond the processing power of any judge, and only I personally got it.

    On the bench of the Third Division, I watched the mountain of cases, looking at the "innocent face" of the defendants, the excited town Security girls on the plaintiff's table, listening to them with an "abominable Roland", "Waiting for me to feed you to the dog", "Wumianzhe Monseigneur, please give us a direct knife to execute the authorization, I will divide him into 13 splits to bring back. ”“Momo No matter what the judicial transaction, please let Momo lead the team to search for his home, his family must have a lot of contraband, then we will sentence him to life imprisonment, Momo should entertain him, hahahaha, listen to these homeless Dark Elf's nervous laughter, I feel a big head.

    On the side, the prosecutor Caterina is reading the indictment and the evidence collected…

    "At 4:20 in the afternoon, the detention center suddenly burst into flames. Then, with the confusion, the outside engineering masters and the inside of the detention center were connected, and the two sides began the final assembly together…….."

    Lit. Since the wolf smoke has been four, what judgment do you make is assembled by my party! ! Perhaps my clients are only planning to borrow fireworks for a barbecue lunch. ”

    The Gnome prosecutor Lowe with a silver mask directly interrupted his colleagues' speeches and instead made an unusually different claim.

    "Yeah, we are just baking sweet potatoes / making smoked fish."There was also a lot of noise in the dock, and Gnome and Gnome liked it the most.

    "Liu Huang Mountain City is only a piranha in the moat. The fish from there will be grilled!!! Just because of your poor fishing skills, you don’t have to think about success for a lifetime. ”Caterina is very angry and roaring. It is a female hunter of the Amazon. The golden pony tail moves with the wind, and the momentum is as sharp as a blade. It is like a female Valkyrie who is hunting, but the direction of concern is partial….

    "No, as long as the method is right, the piranhas can also be caught. We have Parker's fishing rod…"

    I understand why Gnome Lowe, who is longer than the prosecution, has to insist that he defend his peers, and that the boy is mess around, and that he is very familiar with the public prosecution work, knowing that the more serious Katrina prosecutor can easily be brought into a dead end, so as long as the trial is made into a farce, This trial naturally're …

    In the past, it was nothing to let go of the trial that was almost a farce, but at the moment, for some reason, it is absolutely impossible!

    "It won't work like this. If the Gnomes are not guilty, then all the black pots should not be backed by Lich Roland."

    Looking at the Town Security Elf who was so angry that they were directly at the table, I made up my mind that I must make the sinner deserved….As evidenced by the iron plate that was smashed down, my bones are absolutely not as hard as it is.

    "Lowe Jinbi, are you there at 4:20 pm yesterday? Don't lie, you know in my law.court.The consequences of lying. ”

    Sure enough, as soon as I asked this, I was still impassioned by the impassioned temporary defense officer.

    I helplessly helped my forehead and made a very incomprehensible look. In fact, I have already laughed at the flowers under the mask.

    "Small sample, you know that your kid will not be at home, then it is your turn to help me top the tank."

    "Lowe Jinbi, actually knowing the law, you are losing the face of High Court. Now shut me up, then go to the dock and sit down, right, apologize to the girls of Town Security, look at the others. What is the evil of the family?"

    It was said that Lowe dropped the mask, and on behalf of removing the identity of his own judicial person, trotting to bow down and apologizing, then like a primary school student, sitting in the dock with his colleagues in a proper manner, completely became the defendant.

    "Right, who, give me the storm of death, I use my knee to guarantee, then I definitely participated." Do not know The dead storm of Hall of Legislation is that short…"

    "It's Magicstorm!!"The pygmy is like a young child's characteristic sharp voice coming out of the gallery. Miheuer Magicstorm skips the hurdle directly and then walks toward the dock.

    I admire in my heart that this trip is enough bachelor, but halfway through, I saw him returning.

    "Since you have committed a crime, you should be punished. What are you waiting for?"

    And thenA piece of slap down……..Among them are Gnome and Gnome, but there are humans and other races. Adding up to thirty or forty, probably the entire engineering master of Liu Huang Mountain City is here.

    It seems that these engineering masters did not expect that the final will be so big, and now they all come from the first.

.Helpless shook his head and looked at the empty defense seat.

    "You can't find a suitable defender at once, you can defend yourself. Eaglestorm, tell me, obviously has nothing to do with you, why do you jump out again. ”

    "All those evil engineers are enemies of nature, chattering, the unnatural creation of the Black Curse (black iron made into an artificial giant), which, with its roaring spin, is inherently blasphemous (the boy is a logging machine, certainly the enemy of nature), barking, So our son of nature wants to purify the cursed Earth (so we're going to kill him) … "

    While trying to endure the lingua franca with a strange accent in his mouth, there are often a few strange beasts in the middle, and I still try to talk about translating adult words, but I also don’t want to look at the equally fascinating bystanders. Forbearance.

    "speak English!! Otherwise I will close you with Beifeng Herault! ! ”

    Dracon's Beifeng hobby has spread throughout Liu Huang Mountain City. It is even more shocking to catch a druid's evil deeds. For the victim himself and his fellow druids, that The man is the real incarnation of fear.

    "He now forgets that he is a human being and thinks he is a dog!! Chasing your tail every day! What did Dracon do to him! ! ”

    "Dragon's Dragon", "Druid's natural enemies" Beifeng Herault, Liu Huang Mountain City's Druids are so called him…It was the Great Druid Eaglestorm, and when he heard the name, he also instinctively shuddered.

    "We saw the iron giant, it was too religious. The buddies said that he was jealous. I thought about it. I thought that according to the book left by my grandfather, it’s true that he should be jealous, so, hey. They just married him, huh, huh."

    Looking at the big druid that is laughing and laughing, I…I have nothing to say, this time is indeed straightforward, but I can't wait to see him directly.

    "Calm, calm, demeanor, demeanor, this group of guys is not reliable and not the first time, don't be angry with them…..Cough, okay, then, is the Holy Knight team who suddenly joined the battle, Tim, I probably guessed what you did. ”

    "Adults know, we just fulfilled the obligations and duties of a Holy Knight."

    "Well, seeing that the big robot is tearing down a city wall, you are yelling 'Holy Light, that evil is worth fighting for a battle,' "for Holy Light, charging," and then launched an assault on him? Then I removed the other two walls and more than 30 bungalows. ”

    Well, I can understand that their original opportunity to be robbed by the judiciary is indeed very depressed. It is rare to encounter a chance to take a shot.

    "I only said half of it. How do you tell me how the Druid is going to fight together? You thought I didn't know that you and Eaglestorm were naked last time.The beam that was rushed to the event. I will remember to send the repair bill to Old Bill. I hope his stomach is good. The last time he vomited blood was really scary. Well, this bill doubled me and gave me a penalty. ”

    Regardless of the fall of Tim, then I turned my attention to a group of young people who are nervous.

    "Lucas, you just transferred from Holy Knight to Knight of Justice, why did you take part in the trouble with other Nanxiang students?I also specialize in picking up my colleagues in the past. Do you know that law enforcement officials are guilty of knowing the law and committing crimes? ”

    I am still very optimistic about this young man. I am really curious about why I came to the rescue. In the end, I became a group of Holy Knight and Knight of Justice. If I remember correctly, Lucas and Tim. The relationship should be very good.

    "I …I have no opinion on Big Brother Tim, and my older brother has been looking after us. However, in addition to the third battalion of Big Brother, the first squad of Holy Church actually came, they actually intend to save the beauty to grab the sister, all, suddenly did not hold back ….."

    Other people are confused, but I know it.

    Holy Church The first battalion in each region, also known as the ceremonial squad, is not so much a battle as the Holy Knight, but rather a ceremonial diplomacy special handsome knight.

    The first brigade has only one Quest, looking for local nobility and wealthy businessmen to raise donations, and emotional ladies are often more willing to spend money…….

    Therefore, every member of the first brigade is carefully selected. Well, the requirements are beautiful and good at diplomatic rhetoric. If you can accidentally win a noble lady, it is better to donate more.

    Therefore, when other brigades are busy crusade against evil, the first brigade is busy at the reception and coping with the ladies. When other brigades are training in the hot sun, the first brigade will do a collective facial mask in the secret room…In addition, for the sake of glamor, the first team's horses and armor are taught by the church. This differential treatment naturally makes the first team extremely poor in the eyes of other Holy Knights, but I want to say… ..

    "It's not good to reimburse the mask. It's hard to be good at attending the reception and drinking it." Are you Bastard thinking that the ladies are beautiful? In fact, most of them have become pigs! The greasy salty pig's hand is to be resentful and endured. If you accidentally cut it, it will become a diplomatic event! ”

    Most importantDon't look at there are always women on the side. In fact, the first squad is not allowed to love in order to attract the fundraising of the ladies. There are also poems all day long, practicing handsome skills, trying to empathize with love, even if it is rare to meet a good woman, Can only see can not eat! ! This kind of mood is more difficult than catching up! ! ”

    Ok, I haven’t shouted out of the roaring body above…But it seems to have accidentally shaken some black history…Cough, I went to the first team when I was a knight attendant. After that, I was mixed in the main battle force, but it took another year to reverse those weird habits.

    "Don't blame this little brother, we can understand and understand."The first team leader, Mu En, who is squatting, is a big blond guy, let alone a hair that instinctively throws a wink at the side.

    While the man was disgusted, there was a woman who was "good-shouldered" and I was sympathetic to it.

    "Five-nine-style gimmicks, six-three styles of flirtatious hair, it seems that the church has not changed in these years. Look at this proficiency, it is already a master's eye-catching. In order to maintain the state, at least every day must be practiced. Three hundred times…I am afraid that I will not speak properly. It is also a habit to wink at the man. It is really terrible. ”

    So, I said to Lucas.

    "Apologize with Captain Muen, now, immediately, right away."

    "No, no, little brother. Everyone is a brother of the Order camp! ”Muen said this, the eyes are still floating, it seems to find the target in the audience, and then, habitually flirtatized.

    As a predecessor and a person who came over, I know that it was tempered to "foraging" instinct, but in the eyes of Lucas, who is young and vigorous, it is not the performance of the eye.

    "I …I absolutely don't apologize! ! Even if I can't be Knight of Justice, I…..I am not a man! I went to the undead area as a black knight! !"

    I finally found a new faith, but found that I still have to bow to the old enemy of the past, this boy (?)Can not withstand the grim reality, tears rushed away…However, he is not wrong, the Dedead area is only Death Knight, there is no Dark Knight…

    Cough, okay, back to the topic, at this point, things are already clear.

    The first was that the engineers built the giant robots, and then Town Security came to law enforcement, but was suppressed by the mechanical giants with great size, then the druids entered the melee, and then the Holy Knight to eradicate the evil, while After taking the team to find Eaglestorm, the Druid and the Holy Knight got up.

    Later, I thought that the first team to rescue was to take the opportunity to pick up the girl. Nanxiang’s internship Knight of Justice took revenge…It’s really messy. At the end of the day, no one is in charge of the robot, and all of them are playing each other. This shows that they take the opportunity to deal with personal grievances.

    If you really want to be punished, this time you have to shut down thousands of people…And our prisons and detention centers are still in ruins, and there are no dead people this time…This is really a pure accident.

    Pa

    So, I made up my mind and knocked on the law.

    "The temporary adjournment, all the defendants were temporarily released, and the suspects must not leave Liu Huang Mountain City without the approval of High Court. The cost of damage repair compensation is shared equally among the parties involved in the fight. At the same time, the various units of the judicial system speeded up the repair work in the detention center and the prison, and then found the culprit Roland and then went to court. ”

    Ok, in the end it’s all Roland’s fault…The indignant Town Security is eager to try, and obviously intends to grab Roland by hand.

    "It seems that Roland is not coming back………..Eliza, do you think Rossi is nice, or is Robbe nice? ”

“…….”Ok, after that incident yesterday, she ignored me….

    However, this trial made me make up my mind.

    "If I am not here, this group of guys will have to turn the sky! Then, the members of the ambassadors were also fixed, and the group of live treasures were brought up. By the way, the Roland No. 2 was also repaired, and I was completely overwhelmed by the underground covenant! ! ”

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