The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    On the southwestern outskirts of the city of Vitan, there is a wall and a small castle that used to be a resident of the Grey Dwarf merchant and its long-term hired mercenary group.

    In the underground world of the jungle, money often has to deal with power. Big businessmen are often far from the big warlords, but unfortunately, the Grey Dwarf’s mercenary group has a big ambition and is employed for less than three months. I killed my boss and fled.

    Then, the land was acquired by another merchant at a very cheap price, and the merchant had some business dealings with Liu Huang Mountain City, so he added a nominal price and sold it to us. .

    Personally, I really like this station. Although it is a bit far from the central area, it is a bit remote, but for us who have a lot of enemies, it is a good thing.

    At the very least, when the hunters and Mages are setting up various traps around them, the Gnomes will happily arrange all kinds of engineering mines without accidentally injuring others.

    "Boom!"

    "Well, it is the right choice. Otherwise, it will explode and disturb the people."

    After the usual explosion, I saw the seven mature Gnomes who flew over the day, and I nodded.

    On the ground floor, I ignored the two naked men who had just flown in the air….Riding the winged Eaglestorm + riding the Xueti on his back.

    Should you sigh the strength of Eaglestorm? It is obvious that some of the changed limbs are the high-level skills that can be mastered by the great Druids of the Deformation Department, but they are used to change the body to fulfill the teachings of not wearing clothes.

    "wowowwo! I am the king of the world! ! ”

    Ok, this Tauren screaming in the air, it’s too unsightly, I can’t do it without ignoring it, so…

    I licked a disc-shaped Gnome mine and threw it in the throwing position of the frisbee.

    The Frisbee crossed a perfect arc, but unfortunately, the sharp eagle eye of Eaglestorm has already discovered a raid, and a flip tilt makes it easy to hide.

    "Haha, can't hit!!"The stupid cow didn't know his true identity and helped me to wear it, but also twisted my butt against me. He licked the ostrich…..

    "Take the 'King of the World' as the target, test the power of fixed turrets and pygmy grenades, and firepower is fully open."

    For those engineers and shooters who gave orders, I turned and left, and behind the scenes, no accident, the screams of the two idiots continued.

    "Hey, dare to ostrich in front of me………Anyway, it is Legend Rank, life is hard enough, it is impossible to directly fall down, just test the effect of the defense equipment. ”

    "Okay, grown up!"In fact, my sentence is superfluous. For engineers, as long as they have the opportunity to test their own baby, how can they worry about the life and death of the test article.

    The three-in-one Gnome cannon does not break the fire, and the gnome throwers are constantly throwing grenades, and the "bang" is that several rockets are on the sky…….

    When most people are skeptical about this new thing in engineering, I personally, because of the personal preferences of the passers-by, let Liu Huang Mountain City officially support the development of Liu Huang Mountain City engineering. .

    Today's Liu Huang Mountain City, due to the existence of many engineering masters, has become a holy place in the engineering of the entire underground world.

    This time, in order to maintain those "Roland", as a punishment for the last incident, I brought them all. With the help of these engineering masters, the temporary defense system is being updated at a speed of three days…. .Looks like a string of words, the meaning is enough.

    Cough, and after carefully studying the engineering system of the world, I found that their energy source still relies mainly on hunting Magic Beast to get energy crystallization. After fossil energy is still a few hundred years away from practical use, I know that engineering in a short time No big deal.

    Why? No more energy conservation, you have to drive a large machine that can kill the top Magic Beast, you must first use the energy of a top Magic Beast…The perpetual motion of Titan's heart can never be mass-produced, and the Gnome's rough use of fossil energy, and most people have produced a bad impression of engineering = explosion, but hindered the spread of engineering.

    At the same time, there was a tumultuous sound at the door. I walked over and found that I was familiar with Dracon Beifeng Herault. At this time, he was carrying a sack of struggle and was planning to sneak in…But unfortunately, how can the Dark Elf knights let go of this obvious crime and surround him.

    "Let the horse go!!"

    Struggling from the sack, there are two hind legs.

“……I am Centaur, not a horse! Yes, someone is outside? help! ! help! There is a kidnapper here! ”

    "Hey, Town Security girl, I just follow the instinctive guidelines, fulfill a hunter's vocation, go back to fight a prey, here is not your jurisdiction, can't manage me."

    Not to mention, for a time, the Town Securitys slogan, in a sense, they really have no law enforcement power in the city.

    Seeing this eloquent Perverts hunter, I can't help but think of the recent Perverts computing unit that was raised in the Town Security, the Beifeng degree, which is even bigger.

    “Liu Huang Mountain City has too many Perverts, but Beifeng’s Perverts is still unmatched, so he’s the Perverts unit. This Beifeng degree is decided by everyone. He himself is hated by everyone. It is 1Beifeng. The woman who is always a noble woman has only half of him, 0.5Beifeng, and the mad brother is 0.6Beifeng. The ugly Eaglestorm is 0.8Beifeng, the Tauren who is always stripped is 0.1Beifeng ….."

    "Wait, all are naked.The good Perverts, the two are so far apart. ”

    "Oh, no capital is still coming out, I hate it the most."

    Ok, Yawen's answer to the female Dark Elf 让 makes me feel ashamed.

    "And, don't look at the thickness of his long, Tauren is so good, can't fight back, don't pay back, be strong, and beat, completely in line with the good men's standards in our minds. In fact, many girls in the group. They are very interested in him. If he can change the bad habit of taking off the light, he might be more popular. After all, no one likes to let their property (men) leak outside…"

    Ok, should you say that it’s Dark Elf? At the time, I took the opportunity to test it out…..

    "That Roland?"

    "10Beifeng! I am sorry, I know that he has a deal with the judicial system and you want to exempt him. But when I think about him, everyone hates itchy teeth and finally agrees to set it as the highest value! ”

“……10Beifeng? Oh, what is the second? 5Beifeng. ”

    "Of course it is a Beifeng of Beifeng himself! Hey, that bone is definitely a Perverts head dunked in water, or it’s not going to do anything that hurts people. ”

    Ok, I remembered that I was positioned as a foolish cargo of ten Beifeng's head dunked in water, and the silly cow above only has 0.1Beifeng degree, but there are still sisters who like it, and the gas does not hit one place…..

“…….Engineers, if you can't get down, you will be closed up and confined. They will be locked up and give me a boost. I will see you before lunch. ”

    Well, when the sound just fell, the firepower was more than three times more powerful, and I also walked to the side of Dracon, who was still arrogant.

    "You, are you reading stupid reading?" It is indeed not your jurisdiction, but you are not law enforcement officers. Since they are all personal, they are not managed. Do you want to think about so much cognac? ”

    The Beifeng was really alert. When I was just out, I planned to escape.

    “Incantation of Law: Judgement, Incantation of Law: Restriction of Freedom.”

    Sure enough, the Beifeng that had just completed the kidnapping turned into a reddish color and was then placed in place by the next Incantation of Law.

    "beat him!"

    Perhaps, my command is superfluous, and the group of Town Security, who have long hated their teeth, have already embraced it. They are all polite, whip, and shovel…It seems that I caught it in Liu Huang Mountain City and did not allow it.The rules of prisoners have made Town Security awkward.

    I’m here, and I’m looking at the Quest bar.

    "Daily Quest: The vertical dog hurts people, dispatches the men to encircle the guys who don't look good. The stronger the object, the more sly, the better the reward. The current completion degree is 2/3……..Hero, do you think that I will not have a loyal dog leg as a Demon King? I want to see me, first kill the left and right guards under my hand, three gods, four kings, hardware, six guards, seven Arhats, eight dragons. Hahaha, I am waiting for you in the ninety-ninth layer maze. ”

    "One less, who are you looking for? Forget it, just find one. With this group of Perverts, I am afraid that I can't find a reason for the monks? ”

    请指定两种不同的语言Thank you. But, can you be responsible for me! ! ”

    A sly voice rang in the ear, but the content was so incredible, even the Town Security scared to forget Beifeng, not far from the Gnome guns were surprised to stop.

    "Hey, hey, hey, responsible? Me

    Fortunately, the mask covers the face, otherwise, everyone can look at the fascination of the old bones chin.

    I looked at it carefully. It turned out that I really knew it.

    "you….Is that the day before yesterday? ”

    "Great, great, you still remember, it is because of you, I lost the most important thing."

    The golden ponytail flutters in the wind, and the small Centaur is still in the sack, but the shy red glow has been extended to the neck.

    adultCan I be responsible for it…..My requirements are not high, I can eat enough, sleep corridors are also possible. ”

    Vaguely, I feel that my gaze has changed since I fell behind, from the reverence to the scum.

    "It's still so small…Is it a specialty of Liu Huang Mountain City, Perverts?"

    "It's still Centaur, the lower body is still a horse. It turns out that adults and Beifeng taste the same. It’s no wonder that adults haven’t been looking for a girlfriend in Sulphur Mountain. ”

    "Hey, the perfect image in Momo's mind has collapsed. It's really disappointing. I thought the adult was very handsome. I didn't expect it to be Perverts, or the hypocrite who disguised justice. The hate was soaring! At least 0.9 Beifeng! ”

    ThisIn fact, we should not say more about private hobbies. Adults are also men, and they also have the freedom to choose their own hobbies. However, it is not right to give up after the beginning of chaos! ”Town Security team captain Diana is still very understanding, but I really don't need this understanding.

    "Oh!"When I heard the sound of the rope moving, I quickly bowed my head, not unexpectedly, and the magic line of the ice was able to pass over my head.

    "Hmph!" Master, do you like Nanmu or black iron? I am good to order in advance. ”

    "I don't need coffins!!"Even if Eliza doesn't have what this material refers to, the frost on the pretty face, the bloodshot eyes in the eyes, the insane thread of the hands twisted by the hands, is enough to explain everything.

    "It’s really a discerning guest. Then, just hang the rice field cross, it’s environmentally friendly, and it can be used as a straw to drive out pests.”

    Under the call of Eliza, countless water vapors were condensed by the mana of the ice, turning into thin lines that brought death, and I could only hold the squirrels.

    "The man is hoeing! I promised you, I promised everything, I will be responsible, help me explain! ! ”

    "Great, great, you are willing to work for Anya, Anya is working very hard. Ah, I don’t know what to do after I lost my job because of the adults. Fortunately, you are willing to be responsible for finding a job for me. ”

    Work.

    "Take responsibility?

    After a burst of exclamation, in the explanation of the Centaur girl, everyone finally knew that this was a misunderstanding.

    In front of me, the Centaur girl Anya, who is shy and talking, but also bows her own ponytail, is the unlucky one who lost her job because of the Platinum Order auction house, and regarded her first job as the most The important thing is that she naturally loves me and loses her job.

“……That, originally, I found a restaurant waitress the day before yesterday afternoon. However, there was a Holy Knight who was actually making trouble and said that he wanted to arrest the villain. As a result, he broke the table and chair in the fight and ran. The boss said that I Did not stop, but also accompany me…Those women Elf Holy Knight are so fierce, I dare to stop. ”

    Holy Knight ? Still a female Elf Knight? It’s not Liu Huang Mountain City here. I turned my attention to the Town Security team. Unsurprisingly, the girl named Momo is planning to drive.

    "Catch her!"Well, after a few seconds, there was a whisper of whispers on the ground. "It’s awful, and it’s wrong to punish those slave traders. Momo is right. ”

    "Yesterday, I found a job in the bathhouse again…But, terrible! There was a group of Perverts who rushed in and took a shower directly. After washing and running out naked, they didn't give money. All the customers were scared away. The boss blamed me for not stopping, and I lost my job… …"

    I silently turned my attention to the engineers, and next time, all the gunfire was violently tripled.

    "However, yesterday afternoon I found another job as a maid in the Lion King House. After a few hours, I was in trouble. So scary, a very beautiful sister suddenly rushed in and said that I would like to borrow a scepter to see, the lord did not give, they actually played directly, half of the lion palace was destroyed. ”

    "Is that older sister with dark red eyes and a dragon-marked emblem on the left face."The experience of this Centaur little girl is too Legendary, that is, Xiao Hong also came to listen, but when she heard this, she suddenly became a true color.

    "Dragon Empress?"

    After getting a positive answer, Xiao Hong smiled and the smile was full of malice.

    "is her. Oh, take a look at Yongye Scepter? Can only leave the child, Dragon Clan extortion is often used for the third reason, 'Let me see, I just look at it'…But if you really borrowed it, then there is still it. ”

    Clause 3. What about the first two? ”

    "I heard that your family has a beautiful princess. I heard that the boy in your family is destined for the Slaying Dragon Hero…."

    "This is not to say that both men and women have reason to extort…Who compiled it? So brilliant! It’s a genius. ”

    "Of course, it’s a natural and clever aging mother. I am sorry, but those who are tricky are not willing to admit it. After the compilation, everyone has been using it."

    "Hah, there are things that can only be done, you can't say it, you just said it directly, and they can't naturally hang on their faces." However, since the fragile alliance between Dragon Empress and King Beastfolk has cracked, Dragon Empress should be single….Well, send a message to Kajah and Auror. Perhaps, the third dog today will be awesome, and the daily harvest will be great. ”