Chapter 424

The latest chapter of Crazy Lich's experimental log, the body of the fourth chapter of the chapter, Leprechaun, Astronomy

    Few people know how the little goblins become the world's strongest intelligence experts. Although they are big and small, the biggest ones are probably only the normal knees. The small ones can only be in human hands. On the palm dance, if you participate in the battle, the disadvantages brought by the body shape are fatal.

    Perhaps body shape does not represent the ultimate power, but the whole race so many years of history, there are no well-known hero, Warriors, in addition to the ability to escape better, there is no particularly good racial talent, naturally there is no excellent record, but there is no shortage of racial competition in the main Realm The mix is extremely good, and even in the extremely exclusive human countries have their own chambers of commerce, business sites and intelligence branches, it is quite guanzhi.

    Not no one has ever pursued the code of the Goblins, but their end is often a sudden silent disappearance, and when it appears again, it is full of "Ah, fairy tale Kingdom." "," a lot of lovely goblins "," Good delicious strawberry cake, but really can not eat, to the rabbit over there to eat it "and so on crazy words.

    Perhaps from these inferences, people think that the country of the goblins must be very cute, but the distance between facts and cognition is always quite different.

    "Ge Laozi, the whole world is fighting, and Laozi’s business is not good. It seems that the hard winter is coming. ”

    The one-eyed black demon sipped a cigar in his mouth and held a small Gnome rifle in his hand, saying that his mouth was still vomiting.

    His body size has been seriously exceeded, and it looks like a ball from a distance, but there are colorful transparent wings behind it, and there is a fluorescent pollen falling. It seems that a fairy tale is always a good fairy fairy.

“……But in fact, the recent turnover has risen. exactly. Compared with the previous quarter, sales of the Black Forest series increased by an average of 35%, and the monthly magazine of the ace of the ace magazine increased sales by 91%. The main declines are only those heroic dolls, portraits, toys and other surrounding goods. ”

    The neatly tidy shirt and western trousers always represent the wisdom of the gold-rimmed glasses, but they wear a nose that bends, dead fish eyes, and the face is full of stupid black fairy, very Violation.

    Looks like Snooper is still trying to help Boolee spread mean messages and making it viral. Better watch what we send! No, from the nose ring on the nose and the curved wood staff in the hand, this is a little ghost who always plays a contralateral role in a fairy tale.

“……The New Year’s celebration of the Principality of Cazorlan? Are you stupid? What is worth reporting about in this small country, I want to deduct your salary…What? To announce something important at the celebration, it is very likely that I will join San Antonio to join the Mist Alliance. I am x, this is big news, you collect intelligence first, we immediately send support to you. ”

    “Those Great Demon started building city-states? They did not swallow the poor villagers, but raised them? are you kidding me! ”

    The background of the two goblins is a busy goblin. Some of them yelled at a black crystal charm, while others went after the bullshit line and the pipe. Some are working hard, this chaotic scene is just like the busy editorial department before the deadline.

    And their place, but not the green grass Blue sky fairy tale forest, but a full of civilized taste of the city, the streets are busy to come and go of pedestrians, not far from the factory there are noisy work sound, printing factory, toy factory, handicraft factory, all kinds of signs are clear, If it's any different from other cities, it's probably that pedestrians on the streets are goblins.

    The sky is gloomy, can not see the sun, but the lights along the road let the city into a night city, the Leprechaun did not because of their size also to build the city into a small country, more reasons or here or other races of the servants, that kind of muscle strong, a full two meters tall but a silly face of the giant demon, is also a distant relative of the leprechaun, It's even more of their protectors.

    And the city's fantasy capital is not in main realm, but in the shadow realm beyond the knowledge system, the Goblins are not afraid to die in various places to gather information, in fact, they will not die in Eich realm, they are in other realm body is a special shadow negative energy The collection of quantities, if in danger, only need to dissolve the body is enough.

    But they are not immortal, they are able to live in this particular negative energy realm, which in itself is the fusion of energy and, they are a bizarre semi-capable creature, like the shadow of other life, need the cognition and recognition of other races, access to a similar source of faith energy, in order to maintain a "living" State, otherwise it's just a pool of rotten meat.

    And this kind of energy needs to be constantly added. Although they can eat, they can only taste the taste and can't fill in the stomach. If they say that they are hungry, it is dying.

    So since ancient times, other races have become accustomed to these little guys who are everywhere, even by default, they are a member of Main Realm, and they have gradually mastered the "brush exists" approach.

    Intelligence organizations all over the world, commercial sales in dangerous areas, etc. are the best they can, but Eich realm's so-developed news and publicity industry is also made by them, but other newspapers do not add up to them. The timeliness of information coming across realm is unmatched by Normal.

    Of course, in order to brush the existence, they are always on a variety of stories and legends to adapt or even original, so that the branches of their own race continue to grind the stage, small fairies, small evil spirits, shadow monsters and so on have been introduced, and in the discovery of children's "energy" the most delicious, most stable time, not There are even the legendary goblins who give good children gifts at the end of the year, which also keeps their toy factories open for the whole year.

    Black Fat Little Fairy goblin black, is the city's top three big boss, he has four toy factory, two printing plants, more than 10 magazines, monthly magazine, Daily editorial department, he received the "energy" supply can even raise thousands of goblins, and as some kind of fashionable, he even has more than 10 bedroom concubine, There are not only goblins and giant demons, but also main Realm's and Elf.

    Why is it fashionable? The reproductive capacity of this semi-energy life is completely different from normal life. It is similar to a self-dividing after the energy is full. Their newly split offspring have nothing to do with themselves. Those so-called little sisters probably only give them a little energy.

    Now, this little fairy is very troubled. He swears that he has not shaved his beard for three thousand years, and his business has encountered some big troubles.

    Huh? As a 'grain origin', the journalism industry and the newspaper industry have no problem. As my deputy general manager, your eyes are too short. I am thinking about whether to change people. ”

    Sorry, sorry Boss, please give me some advice. ”

    Although the feelings of the same family can not be used as food, but Black likes to see his eyes with fear and admiration. He took a sip of cigars and spit out a few eye circles before he said evilly.

    "Oh, it’s not like watching this idiot with you for a hundred years. You see, the business of necessities everywhere is hot, but the sales of luxury goods have fallen sharply, and there have been wars between the races and the big guys that popped up. This only shows that a cyclical disaster is coming soon – the Great Famine! ”

    "Great famine?"

    Little Ghost Albert is a bit dumbfounded, is there a famine in Main Realm? or

    "The famine of our goblin family?"

    "Yes. As long as those stupid big men start to fight what they call the Holy War, the large population will be reduced, and the amount of food we can get will be drastically reduced. According to previous statistics, the proportion of our population’s final reduction and the big guys are the same. ”

    In a sense, the number of goblins is determined by the number of life of Main Realm. How many humans support a little goblin is the limit. When the life of Main Realm is diminishing, the fairy is naturally proportionally decreasing.

    "the same?"

    "Considering that we later adopted a large group of big men as supplies, the big men of that world lived less than 3% after the war."

    As a very few old goblins who survived the last famine, Black didn't know how many small fairies he split, but the horror of the corpses everywhere, the light was scary.

    The war that can replace the land to dominate the race can be so fierce and taken for granted.

    "That means we can only survive 3%!!"

    "Hong!"

    Albert was full of fearful screams echoing in the room, all the goblins had come over, and the old Black did not say anything, shot directly.

    Feeling the bullet that wiped his face and sucked a cold breath, Albert immediately calmed down and squatted on the ground to surrender.

    He remembered that the boss hated the meaningless scream. The last time the yelling screaming monster was sent directly to Main Realm, and did not know how to die.

    Seeing the fly, Black spit, but did not open a second shot. Some superstitious people felt that since the other party was lucky not to be shot, there is no need to make up another shot, wasting the good luck of the other party.

    "'Lucky kid, I hope you are 3% this time.'You now know how this blessing in our family came. Don't bite your face, this time we guys are not stupid to watch a movie, at least we will find ways to make more big guys survive. Let all the department heads come over, what we have to do, first of all, we have to let these big guys know the seriousness of the matter, and the end is in sight. ”

“……Then how…Do We just ran outside to say that the big guys wouldn’t believe it? ”

    "It seems that I really want a new deputy general manager. You are so stupid! ”

    The eyes of the old fairy are staring at the gossip reporters and editors who are getting busy again, and Albert is realisation.

    "Do you mean to be a publicity? Tell the big guys that they are in trouble? ”

    "Well, this is also a post-event summary that we made in the past. Now we have used the public opinion and the newspaper industry of the big guys for so many years. It is too wasteful to be so idle. Tell the little guy that the overtime pay is three times, and all the troubles will be summed up before tomorrow's dawn. We will print a special issue immediately! "Unfinished, please search for astronomical literature, the novel is better updated faster!

    Ps: There is still a chapter, it is estimated that it will be late, and tomorrow will look the same…..

    Well, the monthly ticket is too dangerous, and the bookmate with the monthly ticket supports it…..

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