The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    "Wumianzhe adults. Please lend me money! As long as you are willing to lend me money, I am willing to do anything! ”

    The girl’s better face is full of red glow, and her eyes are full of tears and longings, but I am a little dumbfounded.

    Just out of the house, Victoria held my robes, not willing to let go, and said that I want to borrow money to buy what belt.

    ThatAdult, we just learned that there was a strange treasure in that auction, Edwina's deformed belt, if you can, I will also ask you. This, I can use the salary to mortgage, I am still young, it is okay to do another two hundred years. ”

    Recently, I was very surprised to hide from my Diana. At this time, I took the courage. For the happiness of my younger brother, I tried hard to get financial support from me, even at the expense of signing a hundred years of selling.

    When Eliza removed Victoria's dozens of curses including shaman witchcraft, Victoria lived with her sister, but perhaps it was listening to my rumors, fearing me, but always far away. Even if it is encountered in the corridor, it is also a tiptoe, as if I would eat people.

    adult As long as you are willing to lend me the money to take the belt, I…I will fight it out and use the skill of the patron to serve you. I know that you like boys! Last time, I refused my service, but this time, if I have the chance to change back to men, you will be happy too. Right? I will make you very happy. ”

    “Victoria !!”Her sister Diana looked at her sister with a shocked look. She didn't expect Victoria's past smiles. She had so much pain. In order to change her chances of returning to the boys, she was so sacrificed.

    "Sister, needless to say, Belt of Edwina has only one in this world. I missed this opportunity and I can only be a woman for a lifetime." As long as you can change back, you can use the flesh to serve Demon, and what counts! ! ”

    The elf girl with tears in her eyes is full of sacrifices. A pair of goals for the goal, and the ambition of serving the devil, reminds me of the heroic and righteousness.Life…

    "Cough, then, as 'Demon', can tell me what happened??"

    The two Elf were scared, and under my oppression, the confession of the words was clear.

    Edward's Belt, also known as the Belt of Edwina, is accompanied by a cursed Epic-class novel. Its sole purpose is to completely change the gender of the user, and once worn, it cannot be removed for life.

    Because of its strange characteristics, any wearer who wears it will not leak. Otherwise, being ridiculed is still a trivial matter. Because this kind of thing is murdered, it is too bad.

    This time, for the so-called majesty of the underground City Lord, the old lion is fully searching for Rare & Unique Treasures that can be used for the Yongye Scepter. ,

    The lion’s men’s more interesting underground City Lord just killed his favorite and handed the Belt of Edwina up.

    There is no impenetrable wall in this world. The news that the belt is about to be auctioned out has already been leaked out, and this is a nightmare for Rare & Unique Treasures. For Victoria, it is the only life-saving straw.

    "Adult, please, I have been fed up enough to wake up, the feeling of being empty. There are also those men who look at my eyes. They just want to eat me in one bite. It’s too tolerable. When I think about it, I’m going to get chicken skin…And that once a month, for men, it’s a nightmare! ! ”

    Looking at this girl with a pear and rain, in the nightmare of tears telling a man, I feel inexplicably feel a little happy. At this moment, for the image of Wumanzhe, I only have to work hard to laugh, so as not to be rude and laugh…. ..But suddenly, I figured out the subtext of the passage.

    Wait! What do you mean by saying that I rejected you last time because your body is a woman? Also said that men become willing to serve me? In other words, you think that I am the foundation! !

    No man can tell this rumor as if he didn’t hear it. Immediately, I was so angry that I was very angry and asked.

    "Who said it!! Who dares to make it! I want to make her look good! ! ”

    "But the sisters in the team said so, your lover, isn't it the Lord City Lord Adam? Moreover, you have not married for two hundred years, because of the existence of the other party. Although I still have no adulthood, I don't understand it very well. However, this kind of centuries-old love is really touching. My sister also has novels and pictorials featuring you….Hey, my sister is blocking my mouth and doing something. ”

    "Oh, adults, I am sorry, all of the people below are chewing on the tongue, the secrets of you and Adam, and not many people know." We will keep it secret, you can rest assured! ! ”Diana groaned with a sigh of relief in the mouth of her sister who broke the news.

    At this moment, 10,000 grass mud horses ran away in my heart, and my ears were filled with thunder.

    "Roland is already Lich, then the relationship with the City Lord is even harder….Ah, I really want to give those painters a break. Their pictorials are too conservative, too outdated, and the same-sex love of life and death is so beautiful! ! No, Diana, I have to hold back, absolutely not for my own desires.Hope, leaking the secret of Wumanzhe adults. ”

    And if I knew the thought of the female knight who seemed to be serious in front of me, I am afraid that if she did not hammer her, she would find a pillar on the spot and die.

    "Who, say.ciaba Who is the first to pass! ! ”If a rumor spreads to a small book with a lover, there is no ambassador behind it, and I absolutely don't believe it.

    silverSilver Rose, 15 years ago…Everyone thought it was true, even the album has over 100 versions. Everyone thought you were the default. ”

    Immediately, the rising flame of anger was poured into the cold water, and I was dumb.

    "Eliza!! 15 years ago Isn't it time for me to ask her to pass Adam's rumors? ”

    I want to be angry, but it is a bit funny. At that time, wasn't it that I taught her to spread Adam's rumors, so that she could not find her girlfriend? It seems that it is another classic to lift a rock and lick your own feet.

    I was still surprised that the effect of the rumor was so good. Now it seems that the content of the original rumor has been replaced by the embarrassed Eliza. How can a man with a sexual orientation change like a woman, and then, no matter how men and women, in front of Wumanzhe They are trembled.

    "Sure enough, Eliza, I am not popular, can't find a girlfriend, how you think it's your fault!!"

    As I said in the past, there will definitely be a cold voice on the side that will spit me up.

    "No, that's why your brain is getting into the water. Do you need me to give you a mirror? /undead also wants to fall in love, huh, huh."

    Ok, even if she is not here now, I am used to brain filling her poison tongue.

    At this moment, people who are used to hiding in my shadow, but quietly lying in their room, unconscious, thinking of this powerless reality, my full grievances, but suddenly become a bubble.

    The instinctual powerlessness floated up, and I waved my hand weakly.

    "I am not based, you explain it to me, and then confiscated those messy things, I will help you get that belt."

    My voice just fell, and two Dark Elf burst into tears and hugged and nodded, but behind the corner, a group of big men jumped out and waved their heads desperately. There was a former thief who also used the sign language for thieves to investigate.

    “hmm…Don't promise 'this is why. ”

    Look closely, those guys have a rookie of Hall of Legislation, some judges of Hall of Judgement, all ages, the only thing in common is men, with strange wearing and slogans.

    “The first member of the Victoria Support Club!”Ok, I almost understand it.

    "In fact, men and women are the same, and Little Victor is the tallest."This seems a bit distorted. He is also the only one who nods and shakes his head, apparently caught in a contradiction…

    "Long live the Queen Victoria!!"Hey, this undoubtedly hits the historical truth, and it has the potential of a god stick.

    I understand, it must be a leak, these guys are running to stop Victoria from returning to men.

    In the face of excited men, I smiled and compared a series of thieves sign language.

    And there, the gnome who is proficient in thief sign language, is a word to the companion interpretation.

    "I will take care of you to die. Everyone will give me a 10,000-word check tomorrow! The topic is about normal values! Bastard, dare not pay, sent to feed Beifeng. ”

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    “The conspiracy and crimes that have not been dragged into the sun do not exist.”This is a slang of Dark Elf. Lorci encourages his daughters to kill each other, and then let the most embarrassing and powerful people go up. The ranking of each family in a city is the lofty honor and status, and it is the goal of killing each other.

    In a sense, the rules of Dark Elf and the game behind the spiders are also the rules of the game in the underground world. At this moment, I know that Dragon Empress and the Lion King have given me a hand, but I can't blatantly retaliate.

    War acts are prohibited during the Covenant, and offenders will become public enemies….But Ming can't retaliate, can't I come in secret?

    At the union, we offended the underground city Lord a lot, in the underground world can not revenge by virtue this word, suffered not to find the field, will only be seen as weak, and weak, in this world is the greatest sin, those underground city Lord can never know what the snow means, on the contrary, Wolves are the most likely to split their bodies.

    I threw the scepter to the other party and understood that I had played with each other. Now the other party has revenged through the undead monarchs. I am afraid that the underground City Lords are all in the eye and see it as the confrontation between the old and the new.

    Therefore, I must also retaliate back, but also retaliate back, not only to meet the rules, but also to see a trace of blood, but to make the other party really hurt.

    In fact, I have a little headache. It is reasonable to say that now I wait for the time to deduct, the closer to the auction, the pressure of the old lion is getting bigger and bigger, the undead monarch can be difficult to deal with, and it is the most appropriate way to sit on the mountain and wait for him to become a water dog. It’s much more cost-effective than to become a new generation of provocative old lions.

    But not at all, not only will it make people feel awkward, I can't swallow this breath.

    Victoria's request gave me an inspiration for revenge.

    Go buy a belt? It was impossible from the beginning. First of all, we accidentally offended almost all the underground City Lord. If we exposed the intention to buy anything, the underground City Lord who did not pay for the money would definitely be willing to spend a lot of money. Even if no one comes out to be a big head, it is those underground hegemons who will not let us be better.

    If you can't buy it, just steal it. Of course, due to Yongye Scepter's affairs, the auction house's defense must be very strict, but in my hands, there is no world's first thief – "the greedy son".

    The strict defensive is also aimed at the humanoid creature, what kind of cages and safes, can not help to change the liquid life of Perverts.

    The greedy mother of the underground pipeline has died as scheduled, but not all greedy sons have died. Some of the greedy sons are regarded as "holy objects" by the Wild Bull Alliance's Druids, and they are called animal ally who share life, that is the Beifeng. Also grabbed one as Pet and used Beastman Hunter's ability to feed it…I can't imagine what they are raising for, and what happens when they return to Liu Huang Mountain City.

    "Sure enough, I still have to leave this group of Perverts here to fend for themselves."

    But now, I am somewhat grateful to the group of Perverts. Otherwise, I must be under the pressure of the insider to open the greedy mother who has re-valued to a full tank….If you accidentally play off, um, according to my understanding of myself, Bacheng will play off. If you come to a city without clothes, if Eliza wakes up, he will not hesitate to kill me.

    Find a druid to borrow his animal companion, and carry out the spiritual coherence with this strange half-lived Slim….Why don't you borrow the Beifeng hunter? Spiritual coherence will instinctively share the physical memory of undead, and I don't want to know what the best Perverts in history have done.

    Because of my set, the auction house and the Lion King have become history together, and now the Lion King and his family should be with the Dragon Empress.

    So, take the little things to the door of the temporary home of Dragon Empress, put down the slime and let it shuttle through the underground pipe……..

    Ok, let's ignore the smell of the salty fish that has been placed for 30 months in the sewer, and ignore the small squats in the pipeline, and then ignore the various defensive projects. After hours, experience Difficult and dangerous, I finally found a destination.

    It was a huge treasure house. The Great Dragon, which was sleeping at the door, was actually Dragon Empress. It seems that these days, they also had enough endless thieves and robbers.

    Drilled through the vent hole, there is a wooden fence inside as a barrier against the greedy son, but with my direct control, this is the instinct of the back door, how can it block me, and carefully escaped. After a few traps, I entered the core of the treasure house.

    Many of the auction items are placed together. Slim's individual is limited and can only take away a few pieces. The first thing that was abandoned is the Yongye Scepter in the Treasury Center.

    "Oh, it’s much worse than my craft, there is no sense of the soul, I know it is a fake."

    It seems that the underground hegemons are not stupid. Among the treasures guarded by Dragon Empress, they are only counterfeit goods. At the same time, I can sense that the real scepter is still in the arms of the lion.

    "Key to the water element realm? The core of Titan? Oh, it’s made. ”

    It’s not a good thing to be greedy. After taking away some of the most valuable pieces and the belt, I set foot on the way back.

    But when I got to the road, I heard someone talking to the Lion King outside the ventilation duct.

    "Be sure to leave the scepter. If you mess up, lion, death is not the end, your soul, telling forever mourning in the lights of the Earl!"

    "Yes, adults, please tell the Earl, I have been completing Quest."

    An earl, can you let the underground hegemony be the only promise? Earl Demon, think of the soul light it mentions, a familiar name in the back of the mind.

    "Demon Count, Soul Eater Kaka Geely."And when I want to further eavesdrop, the voice is low and unpleasant, it should be talking about secrets, using magic silence.

    But for Slim, the auditory does not need the ear, and the sound wave is sufficient for a fixed vibration.

    "The door of …..realm will open…..The army of the count will drown everything."

    "Liu Huang Mountain City …..Fire Elemental God ……Traitor

    Obviously, from these keywords, the Lion King and Demon are still not dead, what are they planning, but unfortunately, what is obviously disturbing my eavesdropping, the information obtained is too fragmented,

    Then, in order to avoid being discovered by the detective spell, I revoked the control of the greedy son, letting it return from the underground pipeline….Ok, I admit, it’s mainly that the taste and the black little things are too disgusting.

    The accident happened after returning to the camp. I only felt that after it climbed out of the underground waterway, it was attacked by someone and then died.

    "It should be someone who beat it as an assassin. Forget it. Look at the reaction of Power of Law. It should be the colleague of Hall of Judgement. Ask tomorrow, get back those things."

    Considering that it is already four o'clock in the morning, remember to lose the contact position, I decided to wait for the dawn to get back those things.

    The next day, the day was not bright, a female treble screamed, and the whole manor was awakened in advance.

“…..This voice is a bit like Krose…….Wait, Krose! The first beauty of the judicial system! ! ”

    From the direction of the riots, it happened to be Krose's bedroom.

    I have no words to see the blue sky. From my unfortunate experience, this time, I’m playing off again…

    And sure enough, the pygmy telescope, the girl who saw it, was a tearful girl, the lower body was the trousers of the male uniform, but with a brand new belt, and the upper body shirt was bulging, she did not cover her chest. Live in the plump mountains, the beautiful face, and Krose's amazing acquaintance.

    "It seems that the first beauty has to become the first beauty. When you don't know, right, I will release a document tomorrow, first ban the inexplicable Victoria support club, and then ban the 'Krose support group' that will appear in the 80%. Well, I am a good person, these unfortunate reminders, really have nothing to do with me. ”