The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    "Big Brother, your swordsmanship is really amazing. Can you teach me?" Howling Adam, Baiyan Village, the goal is to be a hero, then Liza is a wife, then,…Go back to the country and show off! By the way, I have to be a big rich man. I can collect rents like the old Peter next door. I’m staring at others while working on the whole smoke…”

    That year, the stupid teenager stood in front of me, not even the bronze steps. Actually, he said that he wants to be a hero. I really don’t know where to come from.

    "The pace is slow, the foundation is weak, there is no special blood, and the understanding is inferior. If it is not an occasional opportunity, it is quite aura! It is nothing! In this life, Silver-Rank is at the top! ”

    I was idle, idle, and I was bored. I tried to train this ruthless swordsman, but soon I lost interest.

    "One of the common things, even the cannon fodder is not enough."

    When the appearance is Holy Knight, how can I say this?

    Good. With ambition, come and follow the training plan I arranged for you. As long as you work hard, you will be a great hero. ”

    "The weight is 50 kilograms, and the long-distance running is 50 kilometers. Every day, the sword is thrown 20,000 times. Simple and simple! ”I am afraid that I don't want to teach him, Adam slams his chest.

    I didn't lie, it's the introductory training of the rookie of the Royal Knights. It's just that I just increased the number by nearly ten times. The rookie will spend more than 1,000 hours on the sword, and the continuous training will be less efficient. After reaching the limit, every time you swing the sword, you will be tortured by your muscles.

    In my expectation, soon, he would complain with his sore arm to finish the training. When I was, I would say, "You are too bad. Well, I will lower the requirements." ”Adjust according to the completion of the training.

    But what I didn't expect was that this blunt teenager was worried that he couldn't finish it. He quietly went out at three in the morning and came back at four o'clock the next morning.

    Brother! I'm Done You can check! The big tree by the river was cut off by me! ”

    Still checking? This is a ragged look, this bloody hand, for the first time, I think the idiot is also a little cute.

    "I didn't even find out that I was trying to catch him? Look at the muscle strain, it seems that the sword did not take off the weight, stupid people are speechless. ”

    Looking at the red-haired boy who squatted on the table and slumbered when he ate half of the dry food, I decided to seriously teach.

    So, waiting for Adam to lie on the bed for a whole day, I feel that I have to lie down for three days, crying out the next month's meal, please treat the priest, I said.

    "Adjust the training plan, run two five-kilometre warm-ups every day, and swing the sword 2000 times. When your basic skills come up, I will teach you the real swordsmanship. ”

    I said so, the boy promised.

    But this time, he went out at two in the morning, but he came back at twelve o'clock in the evening.

    "Oh, Rolo Brother, I finished today's training Quest before twelve o'clock! No need to reduce training Quest! I know that I am stupid, but as long as I work hard, I can do it. ”

    After the face of the elated and fascinating report to me, the teenager who fell directly to the ground once again refreshed my understanding of the idiot.

    So, on the third day, I secretly followed him out.

    Looking at the stupid teenager because four o'clock wake up to regret, first hard to whack their head, and then think of their own waste of time, hurriedly climb up desperately waving the shape of the sword, looking at the unruly swordsmanship, by the anti-shock mouth of the tiger's cracked arm, looking at his teeth bitter support appearance, I suddenly felt like I had been a little slack lately.

    "It seems that I have recently lowered my requirements. So, let's practice the basics. Let's start with the 30,000 swords."

    Well, that night, I went back an hour earlier than silly. When I was eating, the hands of the bowl were shaking. Of course, even so, it was much stronger than Adam who was sleeping at the door.

    That night, I dragged me into the street, and then screamed in a cold water, throwing all the basic skills of holding swords and swords to him.

    So, the next day, I found out that in addition to his efforts, he actually had good intuition and understanding of the sword, but no one was willing to teach this country boy before.

    "Today is still a 40,000 sword, and it will be completed within two hours before the idiot is completed."

    When I officially began to teach, I found that I was practicing the basics of the sword. He silently re-educated himself, no more than me.

    And how can I be overtaken by fools, I used to swing the sword faster than him, physical strength is better than him, but also can be restored with Holy Light, as long as the practice time is the same, it must be my number of swords, so Every time he loses.

    "If you just copy it and don't change it, you can't catch it all your life."Soon, not smart, he also reached a conclusion.

    So, he began to study his own swordsmanship, how to hold the sword? How do you hold the sword? How to avoid the impact of wind pressure to speed up the speed of the sword, have to say, once the stupid people have worked hard on a goal, the spirit of special research can really produce results.

    Practice swords, test, think, revise, practice swords, test…The blunt swordsman has stepped out of his own path, and I can teach as long as the experience and advanced skills of others.

    But he can do it, and I have no reason to do it! So, silently, my swordsmanship has also evolved.

    "Well, since they are all about it, then compare Willpower."

    And then, it is a vindictive training goal, 20,000 swords per day? Before the breakfast, I had an appetizer. When I was walking, I waved my sword and imagined the enemy, encountered the forest leaves, encountered the mountain rock, and met the sea and the sea. Later, we didn’t know how many swords we waved every day. The sword speed is also unclear and ordinary people can't see clearly.

    Indeed, in the eyes of outsiders, our sword Mage is a so-called sword of the kingdom. At the same time, without any tricks, it is quicker and more accurate, but in fact, it is only because everyone is using the crystallization of the foundation accumulation. If you are not happy, you can finish the training plan in time and catch up with the evening dinner.

    The ridiculous thing is that the stupid Adam was actually called the sword genius by the world, and he was born with a fool.

    Then, in order to make up for his weaknesses without lack of blood and special abilities, after helping Adam get the inheritance of the phoenix, we are hunting the phoenix and winning the heart of the phoenix.

    Now, over the past 100 years, I have experienced countless heartbreaking wars and sufferings. The young boy from the countryside has fulfilled his heroic dream. He has even stood at the strongest peak of human, but told me not long ago that he Tired, I plan to leave everything and sleep, I can’t afford it.

    Just thinking about this, I won't be angry with one place!

    "idiot! coward! A woman turns you into this ghost! Your goals and ideals? Your sword? Have you spent so many years practicing the sword? It doesn't matter! Tell me.. G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero

    I can only understand the kind of exhaustion from the bottom of my heart. It also often bothers me, so I can't wait to sleep forever, but how can I accept this reality!

    Sacred sword Roland has become bleak, Holy Light has faded, but the wrathful Willpower, but the light of the soul is more flashing!

    dang

    The two swords intersected, and there was no glimmer of fire on the red sword. In the face of my questioning, Adam also gnawed his teeth.

    "What do you know! No matter how hard I try, Liza always looks at you! Even if you die on my arm, I am still chanting your name. This heartbreaking feeling, you know! ”

    I turned over and escaped Adam's sniper. Inexplicable, my eyes were aiming over there. At this moment, Magaret lowered her head and didn't want to see us, but she was not at ease. The underground was wet, and she was obviously crying silently. So, my anger is even worse!

    "Liza, Liza, Liza, you have been stunned for more than a hundred years, a woman who has been dead for hundreds of years, is it worth it! Is the dead person so perfect in your eyes? What do you do for living people! Magaret In order to pay so much, what are you going to do! ”

    My roar, let Adam first look at it, then screamed back louder.

    ‘I don’t know! It’s not smart, it’s not all responsible for your brains! You give me an idea! ”

    Can't face it and be stupid? Are you coming back after being chased?

    Adam stirred up the entanglement of Adam and made me laugh, so…

    "After a hundred years, everything is impermanent, the Iraqis have passed away, but I am dependent on it, and the flowers are falling and the year after year, I hope that the old dead flower and wine, half drunk and half awaken recall the past….."

    Immediately, Adam was stunned. Isn’t this a eulogy of his own righteousness, is it…

    "Flowing years!!"

    "Flowing years!!"

    Brilliant brilliance, ruthless years, Jianguang is like a stream, leaves fall and fall on it, the stream is slow and clear, but a hundred years is like a past, full of time precipitation, Jianguang flashed, the same sword skill has hit together, two People walk back to reality from the illusion, relative glare.

    The sighing beauty passed away, and the years were ruthless. On the lost things, I was much more than the idiot. He just died of a single-love object. I didn’t even remember if I had any loved ones. Adam can master it. Sword skill is righteous, how can I not master.

    "This simple sword technique is also called the righteousness? I will see it at a glance. ”

    "Hah, is this very proud?" The feeling that drives this uprightness is sorrow, will it be learned? This only shows that you are much worse than me! ”

    Sure enough, the most annoying thing is Adam, he only has this intuition to be keen!

    "A good, bad spirit, your instincts are as annoying as ever, then look at this!"

    Roland sacred sword is in front of me, this time, both eyes are ink, all the brilliance is swallowed by the sword.

    "The bitter teenagers are dying, the bitter mothers are lost, the bitter brothers are against the eyes, the bitterness of the Iraqis is gone, the country of the suffering is overturned, the bitter friends and relatives are absent, and the sufferings are hard. Secret sword.Seven bitter swords. ”

    The silver long sword does not swing automatically, and the opposite of the eye-catching years of the water, the faint sword light makes people instinctively look away from the eyes, but unconsciously turned into seven, such as life can not be exempted Suffering and sorrowful, quietly wrapped around the upper body.

    This is I saw Adam's water years chopped, closed for half a month to understand the swordsmanship Aoyi, he can from Dong Fang philosophy and life to understand Aoyi, this is Dong Fang people I have no reason not to do!

    dang

    Even so, this new sword of the righteousness is still blocked by the high-speed sword.

    "I am sure now that you are much worse than me. It is really worthy of sympathy. ”

    Obviously speaking of sympathy, this unspeakable man smiled smugly and seemed to have won something.

    "You stupid! I have to teach you well today! Why am I a big brother, and you are just a younger brother! ”

    "Oh, a Holy Knight is not enough to use Holy Light. I want to use the sword method to challenge this swordsmanship genius as a pure warrior! dream! ”

    The red sword and the silver sacred sword are constantly intersecting, we are happy to kill each other, all kinds of sorrowful ambitions are released, the irony of the weak point is constantly thrown, but at the same time happy laughter, so happy days For many years, no more.

    I am the body of the heroic Spirit, and Adam at this time is also a veritable immortal body. This matchup is destined to be a protracted battle.

    Not far away, watching the two men who have forgotten everything and laughed, Magaret, who was as light as ever, has a silvery teeth and a resentful face.

    "Adam, Roland, the two of you said that adults are selfish. I think it should be that men are selfish!" Annie, remember, future lovers, definitely can't find these two Bastard similar! Even if you fall in love, you must break up immediately! ”

    Annie on the side seemed to understand the nod, but looked worried at her uncle bone and the righteous father killed each other.

    "Uncle bone is so cute."Inexplicable, remembering the confession and the agreement of his righteous father, the girl was blushing, and Magaret’s warning seemed to be in vain.

    "Is this really sword skill?"Unseen Dong Fang Sword technique Aoyi, let fayde and other people face obsessed look at this matchup, these ao righteousness pursuit of feelings and realm, said is sword technology, but has reached the magic can not touch the deep rules, and the pursuit of power and destructive this mainstream sword technology from the fundamental concept is completely different, This is tantamount to opening a brand-new door for these masters with swords,

    Since the war situation has been determined, in addition to a small number of spectators, other people in the Red Red Hunting Group have been disbanded. Their target is the restaurants and certain places in the city. The time of the flesh can not be wasted, and every second must be seized.

    At the moment, I was still struggling with how to smash this Bastard, but suddenly his face changed, and the flame suddenly sprang from the back and turned into a sea of ​​fire.

    "It seems that time is up."

    Helpless Adam smiled bitterly. The recent battles have made the physical instinct to ask for more power from the heart of the Phoenix. It seems that it has reached the final time, and the body that has reached the limit has finally been unable to bind the heart of the Phoenix.

    Seeing this situation, I was going to fulfill the final agreement when I gritted my teeth, but Adam suddenly repented.

    "No, Roland, I suddenly feel that since you are worse than me, don't make you more sad, or let me come."

    Adam, with the flame attached, slammed his right hand to his left chest. After the flesh and blood flew, a flaming thing was dug out.

    "The heart of the Phoenix!"

    Yes, the so-called phoenix heart is not the name of the secret treasure, not even an adjective, she is a phoenix heart that is beating slightly!

    Adam, who lost his heart, did not die immediately, but smiled and looked at the pink heart in his hand.

    "In the past, we spent more than two years tracking the hunting phoenix. Even though Xiao Hong finally used the 'exposed identity' to use the full force, we still lie in the church for more than a month afterwards. In fact, I have been regretting at that time, regretting that I accepted the inheritance of Feng, and everyone who died was almost destroyed. ”

    Finally, I looked at it and he threw the phoenix heart of the world's highest treasure to me.

    "The last thing is still bothering you. Sorry, Roland Big Brother, there are too many things that have trouble you in this life. It seems that I can't see the dream of your creation. However, if you are so powerful, you can’t beat anything, even without me, you will succeed. ”

    Years passed, after a hundred years, at the last moment, he was like a big brother when he was taking risks together.

    Looking at the unintentional man who broke the big hole in this chest, I looked at this little brother who seemed to regret because I couldn't see my dream world. What can I say?

    Finally, I couldn’t hold it down, and Adam fell down against the rock wall.

    I looked at him and didn't know what to say. In the end, I never felt the feeling, so I couldn't suppress it anymore, and I couldn't help myself.

    "Stupid, I want you to see it, you are not there, what is the meaning of my dream!" Stupid, count the big brother beg you, let's survive. ”

    Yes, if the peace and prosperity of the world really comes, but it is alone in the world, what is the point?

    The tears of the deceased, drop by drop on Adam's face, but he is still the silly smile.

    "Brother, for so many years, this is the first time I saw you crying. Oh, should I be proud? However, I am really tired. I have done everything I have been doing in my life. I am very satisfied. Please let me rest. ”

    In the confusion, Xiao Hong also fell, and the blue figure also entered, even if it was not clear, the whimper passed.

    "selfish ghost! Bastard! You never think about the feelings of others! ”

    Looking at the tearful girl, Adam opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but in the end, it turned into a powerless apology.

    "Sorry, Magaret, I am really sorry…..If there is an afterlife, I will marry you. ”

    There was an impulse that made me want to turn Adam into undead or Heroic Spirit without hesitation, but Adam seemed to see through my thoughts and struggled and shook his head at me.

    "Bastard! You are the most intuitive in this time! ”

    I couldn't bear to witness Adam's final farewell. I leaned over and looked at the strange and familiar figure in front of me, but suddenly caught me.

    "In the end, I still want to see Liza, at least, give me a chance to confess…"This is to fear that Magaret will be hurt, and Adam will not even dare to say goodbye.

    In the past 100 years, the appearance of a girl who secretly loves in memory has long been blurred, and even more about love. Perhaps Adam himself knows that he has already drilled a dead horn, and he has been trapped in the past by his memory. The first step, I really can't take it.

    "Well, let's talk, I am listening."

    It was a familiar voice, it was a voice that echoed in countless times in a dream, and Adam grew up unbelievably.

    "Liza !!"

    Yes, it was the big thief Liza, the thin leather armor, the high-heeled leather boots, and the waist filled with knives and thieves tools.

    But in our eyes, the Demon feature masked by the illusion is so obvious, it is obviously Eliza dressed as Liza, but how she knows Liza's habits.

    "You look at me so strangely, right, Rolo brother thank you, you pulled my soul out of Styx River in time, and after breaking through Legend, I awakened Demon's real name, my memory has all recovered. ”

    Is the miracle really happening? The Demon aristocrats really remember the memory in front of them, but they seem to look at other people's lives, but Eliza is not a complete Demon. Immediately, too many possibilities fill the mind at the same time, my head suddenly changes. It became a paste.

    "I …Me

    In the dream, ** is in front of you. "I like you," but I can't say it. Inexplicable, my eyes are attracted by the crying Magaret.

    The indifferent beauty of the past has already become a tear, and she is full of mud, but she does not care to sit and whisper.

    "You look at what Magaret's sister is doing. Isn't the object of confession not me but her? ”

    It is Adam's lifelong regret that the beloved is dying in his arms. When the memory continues to beautify the deceased, it becomes a knot. No one is completely iron-hearted. Perhaps he has already been enthusiastic by the cold-faced. The sage girl has been consecrated for centuries, but he refused to admit it on the grounds of Liza.

    At this point, Liza appeared in front of him, and it was impossible to escape. He did not know what he was thinking about Magaret.

    Emotionally, with the constant beautification of memories and the resentment and hatred of the past, the dead will always be invincible. At this time, the emotional entanglement of many years, this invisible knot, finally began to be solved under the miracle of the resurrection of the deceased.

    "Well, even if you confess to me, my answer is 'I'm sorry, you are a good person, I like Rolo Big Brother'. Yes, stupid, I started to socialize with Rolo, and if you don't believe, you ask him. ”

    "I …Just as I was stunned, Eliza’s words were ringing in my ears.

    "Master, do you still remember that condition? Promise my confession, this is the condition. ”

    This familiar name made me sure that Eliza was still in front of me, and I was relieved for a moment, hesitated for a moment, but I only nodded.

    "Well, we just started to socialize and we have no time to tell you."

    "Wait, you have been in contact, but I am inexplicably sensational for someone else's woman, then I am not a big joke!" Hello, you are teasing me. ”

    Adam's keen instinct, as always, became acute when it was not needed, and Magaret, who was aware of the change, immediately became happy, and quickly cast a time to stop Adam's physical body so that he would not die on the spot.

    When I saw this, I understood it when I was, and then I laughed.

    "Oh, then you will continue to live." I have a few programs here, for example, join my army? ”

    I don't want it

    It is "not" rather than "not to live". Immediately, we are happy.

    From Adam's constant sneak peek at Magaret, I guessed it, not that Liza's appearance changed his attention, but that Liza's appearance made him unable to continue to be a tortoise, only to face Magaret's feelings, so Naturally, I don't want to die.

    "Well, I have a dozen programs….."

    "Put out those pits for me!" I have to go to other people's dogs, and I don't want to fight for those false gods. ”

    "Cut, there is only one left. I removed Titan's heart from Roland II, plus the core of the Titan from the auction (previously stolen, the outer shell of the Titan heart), to assemble a new artificial Titan heart. Have you seen Ninety of the Phoenix for five hundred years, have you seen Titan die? Your body will soon be Titanized. But if this is the case, your attributes will change from flame to thunder, and Titan's heart is far worse than Phoenix's heart. Plus Phoenix's inflammation becomes Titan Thunder, and the short-term strength collapse is certain. are you willing? ”

    ▢ LINE Do it fast, I am fed up with the feeling of being empty and uncomfortable. ”

    Inexplicable, watching this dead-hearted guy finally open, we also breathed a sigh of relief, ecstasy emotions filled the heart, relative smile.

    But unfortunately, the Roland sacred sword, which gradually shortened the waist, reminded me that time is running out.

    Fortunately, Kaka Geely did a good job, and the permanent spatial disparity made Xiao Hong quickly retrieve the heart of Titan and the core of Titan from Weitan City. In the past, I personally transplanted it, this time. It is smoother.

    Soon, when everyone was surrounded by Adam and Annie who had just finished surgery, I quietly left. Adam's troubles finally understood. Now, it is my long-cherished wish.

    Back at the Liu Huang Mountain City court, Eliza had already waited where it was, and the original code was already in her hands.

    "Well, let us shock the world here. On the law side, it is time to have a true God. ”

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    PSYesterday, after a day of opening a chapter, I was stunned and rushed out. Now I look back and feel more and more unhappy, and I will make changes in these two days. I apologize to the book friends. Sure enough, I still can't work.

    PS Thanks to the support of the book friends for their comments, thank you for your support, the squirrel is more motivated.