The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    "I am stupid, really."Dressed in a black cloak borrowed from a good businessman, I wrapped myself tightly, and I carefully shuttled through the streets of Liu Huang Mountain City.

    "I only know that the system has never been well-behaved, so most of the problems he recommends are problematic. You can't choose it; I don't know that there is no problem with things that go through the system! You see, the average of the two pedigrees is higher than the current one, which shows that there is a problem with this flesh. There is also the Charm value of the potholes. Do you think the system will kindly let me be welcomed by the crush? This made it clear that it was a pit. How did I jump at the time? I am so stupid, really. ”

    The little bat around me, but stunned me.

    Enough! You have been squatting one or two hundred times, changed your body, and your IQ has fallen? ”

    "No, just seeing you worse, I am in a good mood, so I want to say a few more words."

    "Demon Pet:harloys (greedy matrix), race: Unable to classify, power: 12,agility:10, physical strength: 30,intelligence:28,willpower:25,charm: Indeterminate Occupation: Level 1 Mage comprehensive evaluation of race Capability: deformation (Low) system evaluation: This is your Demon pet, but she always thinks about how to kill you within the limits of the contract, take care of her, or wait for her to go down. The system prompts again: Hey, I deliberately kept the previous evaluation. Now, you no longer have to worry about her rebellion. The great Queen of Banshees can only be transformed in bat form and kittens. The most powerful lethality is probably It’s just that the cat is rushing, doing a good job, and there are still people who are worse than you. 】

    When I was temporarily dead, the Harloys, who was almost destroyed, was taken into the system. Now I am resurrection, and she is re-active, but I fell to the first level or a living person, she fell to the first level. There is no way to maintain a human form.

“……You are sure, I am hiding your cloth here, and then screaming here, what will happen if someone streaks. ”

    Biting his teeth, the little bat made the most terrible threat she thought, but I laughed.

    "Please, here is streaking here, no one will care." Streaking is not news. It is news that no one streaks every few days. ”

    "Oh, when you are a fool, how can there be such a terrible place…."

    "Catch the naked cow!! Yes, that is the one who is naked and naked. Don’t let him run, it’s only a few days, and your Wild Bull Alliance is actually active. This time we have to shut them down for a month. ”

    When Harloys’s words were not finished, he stunned and grew up, and in my numb expression, there was a naked Tauren whistling through a group of naked men, and immediately, a group of Dark Elf knights chased. Come up.

    "Is the honorary title the highest judge of the naked king?"

    Inexplicable, my heart hurts, the fear of the judicial system and the unfortunate shame of the family are mixed together. The urge to clean up the portal and kill people is in the heart, but obviously, when I am angry and pull the knife, It is not to clean up the portal, but to deliver food.

    Get gone. I used the hallucinations to change the appearance of gadgets. I went to the lab more. Now, I can't do anything. ”

    While looking for ways to pack the guy in his mind, he carefully wrapped the cloak. In a sense, the city is the safest of the entire dungeon, but in a sense, it is the most dangerous, especially I am in a bad state now.

    While avoiding the line of sight, carefully pull the demon pet bat away. But Harloys looked at him with a stunned look, and several Holy Knights were chatting with a few Death Knights.

    This is definitely a situation that is not seen anywhere else. It is a symbol of the harmonious coexistence between Order and Chaos. I just wanted to say a few words, but in the next moment, they will fight. While playing and squatting, it was very fierce and the hands were very poisonous.

    "This is right."

    Harloys nodded with satisfaction, but at this point, the screams passed, but Harloys was dumbfounded.

    "You, Bastard, who is not talking like this, agrees to the banshee friendship?" Why are there only a few female zombies coming, you see that the face is long, can you see? ”

    "Cut, the little hairy child who is not sensible, that is the fashion of our undead area! Also, are you like? What beauty priest did you promise? How come a few canteen aunts! You are a fool when we are! ”

    There were already spectators on the side, and the more fierce and fierce on both sides, the more they played, but Death Knight did not use his rune sword, and the Paladin did not use Holy Light, but kicked and kicked like a fight.

    "Think of the Banshee and Medusa in our district? Don't talk about the door, there are no windows, and the brothers can't catch up with them. Why do you introduce them to you? ”

    "Hey, tell you honestly. We must talk to the female pastor first, and the resources are so scarce, so I will introduce you. ”

    Well, in the snoring of the audience, things are already very obvious. The two sides organize joint ventures. In fact, they all want to empty the white Wolf 蹭 蹭 蹭 蹭 蹭 蹭 蹭 蹭 , , White White White White White White White White White White White White White White White White White White White White White White White White

    “Undead and Holy Knight organization? Is this world crazy or am I crazy? ”Harloys was stunned.

    Is there any body for this thanks? Looking at this group of live treasures, I am holding a small stomach, where should be the stomach, the first time I feel what is stomach pain and neuralgia.

    "Who is going to contact Town Security…"

    "Don't move, who is creating chaos? Haha, this is your grandson. When you were in the last tripartite association, you cows, dare to bring Demiram and Centaur. If it’s not our wit, it’s called the legendary Beifeng, scaring away those crushers. That man has been confessed to your hands. This time, the new hatred is counted together. Eat my sin! ”

    Well, Town Security doesn't have to call, this new graduate of Nanxiang has come, but from the information he revealed, I should sigh their friendship, inexplicable, the stomach is even more painful.

    "Ouch!

    Suddenly, one person slammed me.

    "Sorry, sorry, Momo is chasing those Bastard."

    It turned out that when a Dark Elf Town Security hunt down, I accidentally bumped into my body.

    The cloak was knocked open, and Guanghua shot into my eyes, causing pain in the eyes, but when I looked at Momo with a shocked face, I immediately woke up.

    I quickly wrapped my body in a cloak, and the system would not give you a good dress. As Harloys said, the new body is almost naked, and nothing is worn in the cloak.

    "That, I have nothing to do with the guys of the Wild Bull Alliance. I came here to learn about the new Power of Law. I just got a robber and the clothes were grabbed."

    Trying to remember when Holy Knight's second smile – not doing anything wrong, a straightforward smile, and trying to open up the relationship with the Perverts, I don't want to be so inexplicably locked into the small management office.

    "I am already penniless, just to come to the uncle Lich, who is called Roland. This is Ah, my best friend."

    Then, I lifted Harloys to the face of Dark Elf, and at this time, under my command, she had become a cute black kitten.

    Under my demon pet contract order, the majestic Queen of Banshees, even if the eyes are already spurting out of the fire, can only start to aim at selling.

    cats

    "Oh, girls often have no resistance to cute things, and then I see no threats. I will definitely let me go after a little search."

    But very quickly, I found out that my work was superfluous. The female Dark Elf Town Security ignored the howling Queen of Banshees, but stared at me, but did not say a word.

    And then

    There is no image of saliva flowing down…..

    "The aging mother made it! The best shota! ! ! ”

    Immediately, the nameless fire started, and I roared.

    "You are shota, your family is shota."

    Ok, this time I admit that I was pitted by the system. What kind of exercise from the young state is good for controlling the body, what is the closest combination of the soul state and the physical body, and the excuses of self-consolation can not cover the fact that I was pitted. .

    The 14-year-old body is indeed the expected age of the body, but also the true posture of my soul, suitable for the fusion of soul and body, but…

    "I know that ancient humans are living more than two hundred years old, and fourteen years old is still a child for them!"

    Yes, the first generation of humans has an average life expectancy of at least twice that of now humans. My 14-year-old body looks like a maximum of ten years old.

    I have long thought that compared to the other two physical choices, the basic attribute of the body is low because the age is too small, and the Charm value is too high, purely because the children are generally cute.

    Yes, cute, and handsome and careless.

    The golden hair exudes the luster of the sun, and the cheeks of the red glow are red, like a red apple that has just been washed, making people want to take a bite, the white skin is moist and moist, obviously not sun-dried, and The habitual smile of the sun on the little face makes people feel his cheerful and lively personality.

    It is not terrible to change back to young age. The terrible thing is that when I used the dark river to look in the mirror, I felt like a big doll, very cute.

    The Charm value of 19, if there is a Charm in an adult, it is simply invincible for a girl, but it is used in children, cute and useful!

    This is not the most sinister place in the system…..

    Younger appearances are not a big deal for Mage. There are all kinds of secret medicines and props for all ages. The old and old monsters are everywhere. As long as I go back to the lab, I take out those collections and disguise adults. There is no difficulty at all.

    But now the biggest problem – although the buddy has it, but because it has not fainted, it is equal to no! This is the core of the problem!

    I knew that the system didn't follow the good heart, and finally got rid of the Lich body without the **, but gave me the body that has not yet developed.

    My first goal now is to go back to the underground library to find out when the first generation of humans developed puberty and when they can get married…Ok, I know that no book will be boring to remember this, but think about it.

    At this moment, from this mouth of water, the dark Elf, who is committing a flower idiot, this time, I am a big disaster.

    "Little cute…..No, how about children and sisters going to see the goldfish? My sister's family has many very cute little animals. ”

    Goldfish There are goldfish in the underground world? You are stupid. ”

    It’s only one level of me now, it’s definitely not the hardest Silver-Rank’s Town Security knight.

    "Right, boy, I have lollipop here."

    Looking at this idiot, Elf actually took out a lot of candy from the breastplate. I don't know what structure her brain is. Is this the proud Huang Security of Town Huang Mountain City? I think this way, my stomach hurts. …..

    Get off me.

    "No, it’s hard to meet such an appetite. Momo must catch it back!! After a few years, you can harvest, Momo will be the earliest sister to your husband! ”

    Well, Momo has completely forgotten the identity of his law enforcer and is addicted to his dreams.

    "Oh, there is such a cute little husband, Momo will be envied by other sisters."

    But I am really like a girl, but not like a child raising a baby, so I don’t want to say anything, I turn my head and run.

    But just after running two steps, the stomach is even more painful, and then naturally it is helpless to fall to the ground.

    "Why is it so uncomfortable, it is so weak, is it a problem with the flesh!"

    But suddenly, I felt that the whole person was hugged, and the voice of the idiot Elf was in my ear.

    "How is it so light, children, have you eaten?"

    EatingOk, I finally remembered what I had forgotten. I used it for two days from the Dark River, but I have forgotten the habits of the living people just after I turned into a living person. I really didn’t expect to eat, but also the dead. Harloys wouldn't even think of reminding me.

    "It turned out that it was not a stomachache, it was hungry. It’s okay to not eat for two days. It seems that this body is still very healthy. ”

    Realisation of me, in the next moment, I was directly hungry.

    Fortunately, before fainting, I yelled with the greatest strength, "Help, there is a strange aunt, she wants to feed my grandmother", and from the rushed Town Security, my innocence It should be able to keep it.

    "Tragedy, pothole system, I don't wear it with you!"

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    PSWell, when you see everyone so enthusiastic, let’s announce it in advance, and work hard to get out of a chapter. Today, it’s updated over 13,000. It’s an outbreak, and there are books with recommended tickets to support it. If there is a mistake in the bad state, change it tomorrow.

    PS2 How can anyone guess the mother, the other person can be, the story of the protagonist is finished…..