The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    “Are you a Roland adult, a Wumanzhe adult, a small Rolo, or, are you all three?”

    In the tent at midnight, the solitude of a man and a woman often carries the hustle and bustle of the wind, but with Diana's questioning, in an instant, the original silky air is scattered, and the inexplicable frustration and powerlessness make me silently bow my head. .

    "Sure enough, I know that the woman in my life has only a peach robbery. It is definitely not a peach blossom." Occasionally, my eyes are fainting. It’s not that Demon is Bone Dragon, or it’s a perverted killer. I’ve been in this life, and I’m destined to never get the favor of normal female gender. ”

    Well, it was only what she expected to be discovered by her. What made me depressed was that I was guilty of a peach blossom instead of a peach blossom.

    However, I only thought that I would be discovered to be Lich Roland, and Wumanzhe identity was revealed, but I did not expect it.

    I am sure why I have been discovered? That day Xiao Hong, the silly dragon just saw me, and I laughed and rolled my head. I also shouted my name directly in the laughter. In the lair, the sound of the Great Dragon and the thunder were not far away. Diana hasn't gone far, if it's not awkward, it's strange to not find it.

    "So, adults, what should I call you?"

    “Rolande and Roland are all the same, and the pronunciation is the same anyway. However, how did you relate my appearance to Rolo? ”

    Now I really need a reliable assistant. Even if she doesn't look for me, I will find her sooner or later, but I do have some curiosity about where to pay.

    "Your ring and the kitten."

    Ok, I finally know that the problem is there, the right hand is Eliza's ring, and the Queen of Banshees shaped kitten has appeared in front of Diana. For the Legend Knight, it’s not like the torch. Difficult, she recognized it for granted.

    "Well, you are avoiding the crowd to come to me tonight, certainly not just to expose my identity." Or, you have a private matter to find me secret. ”

    Grey Elf, who was still in the first seconds, suddenly lowered his head and nodded with a shy face. Red Xia had been growing in his ear, but I opened my mouth and accidentally dropped the cup on the floor.

    "Is spring really coming? She is watching me? ”

    The dark Elf in front of me is a rare conscience of the entire Town Security team. It is one of Dark Elf's frugal and wonderful, her conservative and old-fashioned, and even known as the dwarf of the Dark Elf shell. The city is quite prestigious and famous.

    However, due to the strength of Legend and the identity of the Town Security captain, and the Legend of the race with the people running away, it has been compared with the legendary Grey Elf ranger, and the young pursuers. I am single and still, but now I am in the face of my stranger.

    I pinched my cheek, it hurts, it should not be a dream.

    "The omnipotent system, I will not black you anymore, thank you for giving me 19 Charm! The system bless me, the next surname is also Charm! Haha, eating by face is the last word, Holy Knight is a face knight, and my Roland era is finally coming. ”

    Finally, Diana, with her red face and her fingers down, took courage.

    adult

    "Well, I am!"

    "I am a little shy about exporting things and would like to ask you."

    "I like things that people can't say!"

    "You won't laugh at me? It is obviously Holy Knight, and I will actually do such a shameless thing. ”

    "No, no, I don't know what shame or not, I like it the most."

    "Great, adult! I know I can trust you. Please point the way for me who is confused! I am lost in my belief in Holy Light. ”

    Huh?

    It seems that I found myself too simple, Diana quickly added a lot.

    It turned out that Diana’s unscrupulous thing in her mouth was that she, as Holy Knight, actually found herself unknowingly turning her back on her faith.

    Originally she and most of the dark Elf in general, is the faith spider after the Lorci, but has been disgusted with the competition of her, resolutely chose holy light as a faith, but holy light from the beginning of undead and demon as a nemesis, and in that battle, those incarnation H Eroic Spirit's undead was not so evil and disorderly in doctrine at all, so she became suspicious of her holy light faith.

    The original small cracks, but because of my appearance has become a big mouth, I am the god of undead boarded God of Law Godhood/Position, now the avatar sent can actually use Holy Light, is undead not evil ? Is God of Law and God of Holy Light the same god? What I did, this is simply the foundation for overthrowing the teachings of Holy Light. This fact of ruining the three views directly shakes her faith and expects me to point to it.

    It turned out that she used me as the incarnation of the God of Law, and she kept the strange silence along the way. At this time, she asked me for faith.

    Upon hearing this, I suddenly felt that my blood pressure suddenly soared, my eyes were congested, and I immediately realized the madness of Beastfolk. It turned out that I used it as a pastor!

    Say good, talk about it? Say good beauty night attack? Say good Dark Elf instinct and tricks? Potholes, beauty looking for you in the middle of the night to point the way to faith? I am not a saint priest, what are you looking for me! I am a man, a beast! I will change at midnight!

    Ok, I know that my little friends can't do anything, but chat and talk about feelings and cultivate feelings for the future.

    As the unknown magic Mage's nameless flame burned on the chest, I secretly made up my mind that since you ask me for advice, I will teach you what is a god and what is faith.

    "First of all, I am not the embodiment of God of Law. I am a living mortal. In fact, I will tell you the secrets of the gods. First, all true gods are shit."

    The anti-detection enchantment attached to the magic ring was activated. I clearly existed from the true God, but revealed the secret of the god without any respect.

    "The true Gods are only special beings. They live and evolve by faith. You can think of them as part of the world. Well, when the parasites on the world system are not bad."

    So, driven by the inexplicable flame, I also tried to say to the poor, ugly opponent.

    I believe that when the night is over, the so-called belief shake will only become a joke. I promise that she will be like me, after thoroughly recognizing what is the god, I regard the true God of faith as a ridiculous thing.

    "All in all, the Order side is a poor worm that is intermingled with the Order concept. The God of Holy Light is a super poor worm that you don't have. Whether it's my Avatar God of Law Wumianzhe or the nameless God of Holy Light, it's just a server of God that follows certain rules. Well, it's a machine like Roland II. Since the rigid machine, just follow Their rules, what is difficult to borrow their power. ”

    "The Doctrine of God of law is set by me as a mortal, because he is the embodiment of the concept of justice, and even if I cannot leave the back door, even if I lose myself, I can treat all prayers and redemption from all things fairly and fairly, while the teachings of the god of Holy light are made by the Holy Church. , in the essence of ' purifying ', they add a lot of fragmentary concepts, which are estimated to be the god of Holy light himself can not understand, why do you worry about those messy teachings. ”

    Half of the words are enough. If God of Holy Light is the embodiment of the concept of purification, God of Law is indeed the embodiment of the concept of justice, and the most common example is the “equal equality” that drags both sides to the same level.

    But if God of Law can leave the back door, there is a special case, it is still a god of justice, but sometimes cheating does not leave the back door, the fact that Wumanzhe as my Avatar is on the throne, is what I left behind. Important backhand.

    Of course, these deeper secrets will not be said to Diana, but these are just enough to make the Third Holy Knight's three views completely destroyed, and the belief collapses, and what I want is exactly the result.

    The future situation I am facing is too severe. In the unaccompanied surface world, I need a helper, a helper who works for me wholeheartedly, a powerful card that I have grown up again, an assistant who truly trusts me.

    But it is very puzzling. Even Liu Huang Mountain City, who is a strong player, can play the role of a trump card, while at the same time, he is free to act in the human society.

    Undead District and Xiluo monarchy that a bunch of sons needless to say, they go to the surface of the kingdom words, basically equal to the dead to the living declaration of war, and my men's Law four kings are the same, Kale Diya lack of motivation and physical strength, high Elf in the public society is too eye-catching, He, who used to be the consul of the state of the Tour de France, would have caused countless storms when they appeared.

    The same is true for the other kings of the law. Lilith, as the Blood Tribe, is not to be said. Kevin is human, but both the business and the family have dragged him down. A Gold-Rank Knight of Justice also has no effect as a trump card.

    And the assistant's most powerful candidate, as the hidden king Eliza, even in Liu Huang Mountain City, I certainly dare not take her.

    After all, looking for a race that is worse than Demon's reputation, it's basically impossible to complete Quest. Demon's physical characteristics are so obvious that the power of Chaos is even more striking, just a Holy Knight will find out.

    As for the naked king, even if I am willing to take it, Liu Huang Mountain City High Court is willing to let go, but also put a neck ring on his neck and pretend to be a Tauren slave. After all, most of Beastfolk is either an enemy in the human eye. Either a slave.

    As for the gangs of the Town Security team, unless they are willing to endure the moonlight rituals of the dead, consider the bad reputation that Dark Elf can be burned directly on the surface, and taking it out is definitely a trouble for himself.

    The final result is that the master is like a cloud, but in order not to be branded with aliens and heretics, no one is suitable.

    When I think about it, this "simple" Grey Elf Legend Holy Knight has become the most suitable candidate. It is trustworthy, hard and hard, and has endless potential. Of course, the most important thing is that the surname is simply fooled." History has proved its potential, which is why I will say that even if she does not come to me, I will go to find her reasons.

    "A person is stupid and eye-catching, how good a bodyguard is."

    Well, after the goal has been confirmed, an unscrupulous person has stepped up.

    In order to attract the other party to invest in my majesty, I also vaguely revealed my grand plan, but also made her struggle in the heart and action.

    In the end, the day was slightly bright, but Diana said that she would go back and think about it for a while, and when she got up and left, she was full of bloodshot eyes when she was not sleeping all night, and the heroine who looked like a heroic look was wilting. A dozen Beastfolk Dahan dragged into the alley to spend the night.

    And I saw that she was so hesitant, but I nodded with satisfaction. From my understanding of her, I guess most of the results I will consider will satisfy me.

    Then I looked at the sky that was gradually turning bright. I felt a little tired after a night of sleep. I was ready to take a chance to get back to the last hour or two.

    But I still didn't sleep for ten minutes, and I was attacked by a bulldog.

    "Bastard! What did you do to the big sister! ! ”

    Wrath's female Elf broke into my tent with a sword, and without saying anything, one foot smashed my bed.

    Huh?

    "Momo has never seen the big sister's head so embarrassed, and he has gone all the way to tears. What did you do with Bastard to the big sister? Is it too bad and hard? The big sister is really pitiful. It is the first time that I have encountered a silver-like wax head that you can't use, leaving a sad memory. ”

    What is this with? Looking at the messy clothes and the blood in the eyes, I couldn't help but listen to it all night. I secretly rejoiced that in order to tell the mystery of the gods, the trick to prevent eavesdropping was launched very early.

    But the Momo is getting more and more powerful.

    "I said, men can't just look at the appearance, can not see more can not be used. I knew that this is the result. I should stop her when the big sister enters your tent. Let Momo teach you a few tricks first. Momo has no experience, but Momo has a lot of books, and there are many exchanges with sisters. The theory combined with the actual, live drills will definitely make you ¥@#@, have a perfect first experience, comfortable home. ”

    Every time I feel that I am in arrears with the pothole system, look at the words and deeds of the Town Security troops who should be branded, always feel that they are still a moral person, a noble person, A person who is out of the low-level taste.

    Well, I was disturbed by the lack of sleep, and I was naturally extremely annoyed. Then, of course, the first day of the Cavaliers confrontation was repeated.

    After the end of this inexplicable battle, I went to play the basin, but unexpectedly found that everyone looked at me differently.

    Looking at the downstream gestures of the fingers of the two flower ambassadors, as a man, I instantly understood.

    Even with the cover of the night, the stealth skills of the knight in armor were absolutely impossible to qualify, and she snuck into my tent and could not hide anyone, and when everyone saw Diana in it all night, and in the morning with blood, a weak look out, I jumped into the Yellow River can not wash clear.

    This time, Krose, who was close to me, was far away from me. Looking at my eyes was like seeing something dirty. After all, in her eyes, I happened to know Diana soon. I want to see it. It is a super playboy.

    Well, if anything happens, I recognize it, but I am innocent, but I now say that Diana and I are only talking about the beliefs and gods of one night. It is a pure relationship between men and women, that is, I don’t believe it myself.

    Considering that Krose may also work in the future plan, I can only talk with a thick face and try to explain to her, but from the point of view that is full of caution, the effect is not very good, and the next occurrence The scene, but let me completely detached.

    Not far away, Diana's heavy armor, dressed in a thin coat, carrying the sacred sword silver avenger, walked slowly toward me.

    The expression of enlightenment is like a saint who is about to embark on the altar to sacrifice himself.

    Just approaching me, her face full of seriousness, but suddenly knees on the knees, and slowly raised her arms, handed me his own sacred sword.

    "My Lord, I vow to talk about your life and follow your teachings and become your most solid reliance. Your enemy will become the target of my sword. Your pleasure is my highest glory, and I am proud of everything that you are proud of. It will be the goal I have pursued throughout my life."

    Ok, I know it all the time. On one knee, the knight is loyal to his lord. His knees can only blame his elders and the gods in heaven. She is treating me as a true god, and this is the beginning of the oath, but more A prayer to the true God that declares faith and obedience.

    But I understand, others don't understand.

    "big sister!!! Rolande! In the end, what kind of magic is used by the big sister? Actually, I look at the big sister, and the old lady fights with you. ”

    Well, the Mastiff instantly turns into a rabid dog. This "ci luo" naked killing, with the wind pressure of the sword of the runaway, is obviously playing really.

    "Ah, I said that those Elf and human are unreasonable. You see, it only took a few days to hook up. Which human male surname you look at always has a silver smile, and it is not a good person at first glance. ”

    Yingou Beyar, I dare to tarnish my reputation, I will definitely retaliate! There is also a silver smile, which is clearly the standard smile of the May 9th type of Holy Knight. It is a weapon to get the donation of the lady. It is a secret book that I have spent a long time to practice.

    "The people of my generation have a newcomer, but I am very happy."Well, if this is not the praise of the bad dwarfs with yellow gambling, I will be very happy to accept it.

    "Cut, the female with no hair on her face, what a good look."This is okay, this is a peculiar aesthetic, everyone knows who it is.

    "Unfortunately!! Don't chase, I really just talked with your big sister for a night. ”

    Finally screaming, this is to throw the sword in the tent, desperately avoiding the mad dog chasing me.

    "Hey, is this possible? Do not sleep for a night, unless you are a surname, or a child who has not yet developed. ”

    "Tear too much, I am fighting with you."

    Well, someone was inadvertently stepped on the sore spot and turned back to Momo. (To be continued ……