The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

    Auland Empire is the undisputed power, their Royal Guard White Wolf Royal Guard is the undisputed third-order elite light cavalry, the three-team Silver-Rank cavalry regiment is incompetent, but well, here is not gold When the underground world of cannon fodder, at least the small country bordering him is absolutely unstoppable.

    Compared with the Hacheng species, the personal force is absolutely inferior in the individual combat power, but the family is originally by the tool and the foreign object to win the race (White Wolf Royal Guard equipped and riding to reach the Silver-rank), the so-called Big Country, is agriculture, industry, Alchemy magic, livestock Pastoral breeding, talent training in all aspects of the dominant, in order to provide for a more powerful army and military strength.

    For example, white Wolf Guard armor is Missillore secret silver alloy, do not say light cavalry armor design, light as raw material alloy formula are Auland Empire level secret, they configured Missillore violent dragon gun, violent guns, violent fencing, are extremely high quality alchemy Props, as for their Mount Marlott seed horse, are more than half a generation of super breed of war horses, it is said that this kind of horse is a predator.

    This extravagant equipment is to make a bronze-level knight soar to the Silver-Rank position, and with the absolute advantage of quantity and tactics, it is even stronger.

    Not only the special forces, but also the human arms and their dependent equipment, such as a former peasant who only received one year of militia training, gave him a dragon gun, which is the first-order lower-armed pikemen, and if it is two years of shooting training , with a magical flail, is the first-order mid-range striker.

    And if it is more than five years of rigorous training, coupled with the heavily armed Alchemy heavy armor, increased strength of Alchemy Medicines. It is the second-order lower-level heavy armored warrior. And if it is grown from a small Griffin, the raptor grows to be able to ride. Then the third-order unit Griffin Knight was born. Of course, this is basically a expensive unit that only the aristocrats can afford the Griffin food.

    However, due to excessive dependence on foreign objects, its own fragility is inevitable, and the White Wolf Guard is only a bronze step infantry. This time, it needs to be coordinated and organized. Human is also very famous in the art of war. It is a compulsory guest for every commander.

    The inheritance and innovation of technology and culture, the constant new arms and new equipment, plus human growth rate is definitely the crown of all races, and it is never afraid to fight the war of consumption. This is human that has neither longevity nor racial talent. Why? Can be the root cause of this world hegemon.

    For example, Elf is indeed strong. Adults are simply universal, but adulthood takes two hundred years…It is enough for human to have four or five generations. The only heterogeneous Dark Elf in Elf is also very fertile, but the infighting is also the most intense. However, in a ghost place like the underground, if you do not cruelly eliminate it, I am afraid that resources will still be insufficient.

    Therefore, in the eyes of other races, human has an advantage – it can be born, but this advantage is enough.

    Indeed, my pseudo-gold may not have played the true Gold-Rank of your Elf family, but I will not lose money if I change one of them. I will die if I die, as long as the equipment is on, ten years. When you get back to strength, you have to wait for 200 years for a new generation to mature. Do you fight?

    As long as the population base is enough, peerless genius will naturally appear. At least, as far as I know, there will be several demogod-class old guys in each of the top empire.

    However, the human kingdom is not invulnerable. In the future underground invasion, in the face of absolute strength, war skills are not inferior to their own underground coalition, the human kingdom also tasted the lack of top-level combat.

    As a result, demand has promoted new progress, and they have once again ushered in the development of machinery, Alchemy, and magic. The strange fifth-order arms of the magical mechanical dragon is the crystallization of the new Magic Enginering and magical array.

    Ok, let's not mention the future of headaches. I still have a headache now.

    The tree has a big style, and the historical Auland Empire has also demonstrated the meaning of the word with practical actions. Whether it is the underground coalition of the invasion or Undead Calamity, it does not hesitate to regard it as the primary goal.

    Under the big tree, enjoy the cool? No, in accordance with international rules, under the call of the sovereign State, from the country of origin must go to the battlefield, coupled with the command of the sovereign State to deploy, to act as cannon fodder is simply certain, and a thought of the next brutal war, the smaller the bottom of the country, the more easily destroyed, so I will never look at East Mist communal Country became the subordinate country of Auland Empire.

    But as I heard before, if I refused directly, I am afraid that it will also cause war. These two difficult realms are really difficult to decide.

    "If you have difficulty choosing, you will not choose it. You can find a way to turn it into a farce." As long as this subordinate alliance failed, and the situation has dragged on for a few years, the situation has completely changed. Of course, if I don’t retaliate, I can’t swallow this breath. ”

    Even so, but how to proceed specifically, there is still no way.

    Four or two pounds, there must be four or two forces, compared with the huge monster of Auland Empire, the strength of my hand may not even have a pound.

    "New arrivals, completely black, lack of intelligence and connections, there is no way to specify a reliable action plan. However, since there are still more than three months to go to the succession ceremony, we must first enter the upper level and collect intelligence as the first goal. ”

    This is why I am now at the entrance to this dirty underground waterway.

    "Smelly dead, even if you want to Quest to please the count, there is no need to pick up this Quest."

    The former Queen of Banshees, now Queen Slim, licked her nose and complained to me with a disgusted look.

    "Look, your kind."I pointed to the stinky sewer culvert, where a mudslide is struggling, and there are some unpleasant stolen goods inside the body.

    After glanced at it, he was disgusted enough, and the black cat of Harloys incarcerated.

    "I am a great Queen of Banshees! It is the omniscient of the mystery of magic. Not a dirty slime. ”

    I grabbed two bites and three tails, and I used the tricks of the cats. But when I used them, it was better to say that it was like selling, but I didn't ignore it as usual, because now Harloys's bite attack. It is indeed quite powerful.

    [Frozen gas: a deadly cold air. Can be attached to the ** and the blade. It can also be hit with the ice magic, the touched person will slow down any action by 1%, and suffer 1 freeze damage per second. This ability can be superimposed. If the deceleration effect exceeds 20%, it will suffer from freezing and thinking rigidity. Negative effects, if the deceleration effect exceeds 50%, you may feel that the temperature is violent at any time]

    In a sense. Mage's demon pet is its own Avatar, the ghoul touch, Lich touches those spells that can only be released by Mage, can also be released through demon pet, but I did not expect this, called "frozen gas" Passive ability, the biggest beneficiary will actually be Harloys.

    Incarnate as a cat or bat, her target is small, the attack frequency is fast, the sneak attack is extremely concealed, and the other side of the lower jaw damage is extremely difficult to attract the attention of the attacker, if she is stacked with dozens of layers of frozen air. I am afraid that it is not far from death.

    Ok, but in front of me who already knows this trick. It makes no sense.

    I just gently stepped on it, twisted it, pinched it, and pinched the cat's biggest weakness on the back of the neck. Then, after two rounds, I got a dead cat with two eyes turning on Venus.

    "Oh, fight with me, you are still tender."

    I am very proud of the smile, although due to the increasingly ridiculous experience of punishment, there has been no upgrade recently, and I am reluctant to throw precious skill points into which pothole ice system, but on the road to Holy Light, Power of Law The tutoring has made me soar.

    The more rapid growth, but the unexpected is the swordsmanship and melee skills, which should have been the scope of the warrior specialization, after all, they lack the supernatural ability blessing, but for me, learning the swordmanship is like revisiting the ** Past memories do not deliberately learn.

    This spin, pinch, seems simple, but actually contains a wonderful footwork, a swordsmanship, the two are one, clean and neat, just handsome, if you put it outside, it will definitely cause the person who knows The appreciation and the beauty of the scream, how can I be so handsome!

    "Rolande! Can you break out of the spectrum, others are fighting, you are actually teasing the cat! ”

    Momo's long sword is like a wind, chasing a group of rats who have settled in the underground road, and they will attack the passers-by before they look at them.

    Well, although the bulldog is good, it is barely a beauty, but obviously the aesthetics of Dark Elf are not trustworthy.

    So, I turned my attention to Krose.

    "God's Envoy adults, even if you are the Willpower executor of my master, such slack behavior will make my master shameful. Please fight hard. ”

    Wild Elf Krose waved a huge vine stick that was taller than her. Thunderstorms flashed again and again in the dark underpass. One flash was a scream. Because of the lack of firepower in our line and the apparent excess of the law profession, she Take out the old line of the storm druid as the output.

    Thunderbolt can be made underground, although the power is significantly reduced, but it has subverted the common druid common sense, which is enough to prove her amazing accomplishments and talents in the control of thunderstorms.

    [Krose Ainta, Gender: Krose, Race: Wild Elf, Occupation: Level 60 Druid / Level 12 Storm Druid / Level 20 Judgementor / Level 3 Storm Judgementor (Krose Homemade Legend Class), Total Level 95, General Level 83, Soul Imprint: Storm Messenger, Comprehensive Assessment: Legend-level pastor occupation. Systematic review: The thighs that are worth relying on, and the beautiful legs. As for the gender Krose, the stalk is too old, I will not spit it out. By the way, the recent Lottery will join the men’s spring, try to smoke, remember to please the beauty. 】

    Although my handwritten letter and Diana's testimony did convince her that I was Wumianzhe's God's Envoy, I do not know why, she always made a very strict request to me "This can not do" "you want to disciplined, all day hanging too damaging to the image of my Lord", It's like I lost the face of the gods in her house.

    "Hey, I lost Wumanzhe's face all day, you because I used to be very reliable?"Well, the true god that pollutes the pastor is equal to the white glove that directly throws the duel, which I will not say in person.

    Well, although this is not a "beauty", but from the glare of other people, I accidentally provoked the public anger, or do things with my tail.

    "Where is that treasure jade?"

    This time, Quest is a bit embarrassed. The powerful count is obviously a strong man, but he has entrusted us outsiders to find his lost family biography.

    "This road light is obviously undead magic, and it is almost the same to find the soul and the body. How can I find treasures? Hehe. It seems. I have seen the truth of the matter. ”

    After suffocating my finger as a revenge, Harloys jumped on my shoulder and sat higher, at least far from the unpleasant smell of the stolen goods.

    I also find it very strange that the count gave us a road light filled with mana, saying that following it can find the jade, but from my perception, it is obviously the undead magic flesh guide. It is through the flesh and blood sample to track the undead magic of the flesh-and-blood owner or his lost limb. The Necromancer under the human count does not spit, is the Baoyu we are looking for, is it part of someone's body?

    "Okay, just in front."

    From the battlefield where everyone cleaned up, I walked over with the fingering lights, and finally, I stopped in a large pot left by the rats.

    Judging from the flashing flash of the guide light, the Baoyu we are looking for should be in this pot. So, I picked up the long spoon. I have fished a few, and from the first few human fingers and ears that I have fished out, this is really a miscellaneous soup of the rats.

    But then, I got my goal – Baoyu.

    "The original Baoyu is an egg."

    Well, the bulldog has already explained it with a straightforward mind. It’s part of the male organ, commonly known as the egg, which has been cooked, looks like…Ok, I am already disgusted and can't describe it.

    "Oh, there is only one truth! The unfortunate count was sure to be outside, and then he was given a knife by the original, and then xx was thrown into the sewer. Oh, it’s really a poison, I want to see the countess. ”

    Inexplicable, listening to Harloys's malicious explanation, it was full of malicious eyes, my vest was a cold.

    "No, it's not a knife wound, but a crush injury. From the wound, the case should be harmless. It should be just that the obese Earl was in the toilet, accidentally placed xx in the middle of the toilet lid and the toilet, and then accidentally sat down. A crackling sound! I fell into the sewer. "There are real cases online)

    "You see, the count is too fat and inconvenient to move. The edge of the metal toilet lid is quite sharp, so once it is pressed, it will 'snap' and split directly…"

    Is it true that the judge is a professional judge? Krose said that in the end, he also put his hands together for eleven shots, and issued a "squeaky, awkward" onomatopoeia, but…

    "What are you doing with your lower body? Is my reasoning wrong? ”

    "No, everyone just thinks that bullshit is x, it hurts a bit."

    Well, no doubt, the men’s movements in the lower body are the instinct for men to feel the same, but this is a result of speechlessness, but it has proved that today is destined to be a farce that is physically and mentally exhausted.

    "Why can't I meet a normal person? The team is not reliable, even the client is not reliable? ”I asked Silent without words, but I was doomed to have no answer.

    "Do you want to bring it back? Disgusting. Don't touch Momo. ”

    "It should be for the pastor to help regenerate, otherwise he will not spend money to invite us. Who is going to hold it. ”

    Obviously, no one wants to touch this thing, and just as we are shirking, the bang is loud and the entire underground road is shaking.

    "The large army of rats has come. They have always been a life of vengeful heart. ”

    Clint stepped forward without a word, but with a rare pride in his tone, the trap he had laid alone had already played a role.

    But there was a cold sweat on my head. Judging from the stones falling from the ceiling, the explosives used here seem a bit more.

    "Clint, you are not an explosive built in the standards of the underground world. This is a man-made sewer. There is no rock wall in the underground world. How many of you have buried…"

    Ok, no need to ask, Clint uses the action that turns and runs, explaining what happens next.

    "Boom!"A series of explosions, the collapse of the entire underground waterway, shows that he not only buried the explosives, but also buried a lot.

    Damn it! You can't be normal? ”

    While trying to escape, I remembered Krose, who had just calmly explained the reasoning. I remembered this mad prince, and I once again regretted the name of "Absolute Gentleman Alliance."

    "Gender is Krose's Krose, Clint Prince, who is not mysteriously looking at the face all day, playing with explosives, Beifeng. Well. No prefix at all. The name Beifeng is the best perverts adjective, and beifeng more and more good Casio (although it may seem normal for the time being, but better than Beifeng is the biggest problem in itself), Shota control of the dog, the pursuit of Holy light Way, law The way of dark Elf, a certain two soy sauce gay (two people: we are not gay, we only Love Krose), this really does not have a normal person ah, I decided. If I don't hang this time, I will go out and find two normal teammates! ”

    "You forgot to count yourself, crazy old monster."

    "Well, thank you for reminding me, the old lady who is tender!"

    "I said not allowed to call me like this! I bite you, I really bite. ”

    "You have already bitten, Bastard, don't allow me to stack the frozen air!"

    apologies

    never

    "Look at it!"

    "You will add a freeze to slow down, I will not?" watch out. ”

    When everyone escaped from the sewer, they were surprised to find out. Not far from the mouth of the pipe, one person and one cat are on the side of a "fierce" melee. While advancing at the speed of the turtle, while still dragging the hind legs, the entire sewer has been faltering and may collapse completely at any time.

    "Rolande! Don't tease the cat at this time! ”

    "I didn't tease the cat!"

    "We are fighting!"

    Well, everyone hasn't had time to realize that the little black cat actually speaks, the sewer finally collapses directly, and even if the falling rocks fall, they can still hear the quarrel between the two.

    "It's all your old witch! You have no milk to drink tomorrow! ”

    "Hey, that's what you want to see tomorrow, you can drag you into the water, the old lady is worth it in this life!" Even falling.After entering hell, you will wake up. ”

    "Boom!"

    When countless falling rocks fell and the eyes were completely ruined, everyone was shocked. Who is this, actually, in order to fight for life with a cat.

    "Oh, almost died!"

    "Reassured, the evil will live for thousands of years. With your scourge, it is the end of the world, and you can't die." Look at my blasphemy! ”

    Well, this is too early. The ruins have revealed a human head. At this time, he was stuck in the card, but he still used his teeth and his own cat to bite and beat, and they also satirized each other.

    But obviously, now he is the card owner, he is not a cat, and his face is full of scratches. He did not hesitate to start surrendering to the cat.

    "Three times the milk tomorrow."

    "Milk bath. To the most upscale! I want a cylinder. ”

    Closing the deal

    Well, looking at the one-on-one cat who quickly reached an agreement, I don’t mention what other people have dug up their captain, and figure out in their minds whether they want to leave the group as soon as possible after being dragged down by this living treasure, but soon They accidentally discovered that Captain Rolande still had the disgusting spoon in his hand.

    "You don't want to go to the rewards. Once you get cooked, you're pressed again. It's all scorched, or you've lost it."

    "Yeah, such a thing is sent, that is, the priest of Gold-Rank may not be saved, be careful that the count is angry and angry."

    I shook my head, and I already wondered why the count would commission me a field mercenary group.

    “Diana and Krose and I went to Quest together, and some of them also entrusted us to make a decision to use it and then kill it. Just right, when he turned his face, we took him down and threatened to use this thing to control the count and take over the relationship of Earl’s House. ”

    "You can, but touch me with this spoon, I will fight with you!"

    In the face of Harloys' complaints, I didn't say anything. At this point, I was shocked by the system prompts in my eyes.

    “Congratulations to the host, successful activation of Epic Quest: A Renaissance!”

    A few minutes ago, Kelly and Reyne were shocked by just opening a thick envelope.

    “Aurora Knight's complete equipment design? The suit design of the avalanche defender of the Royal Heavy Armored Infantry Regiment? Asmo dog trainer training…"

    Pieces and pieces are more than 30 kinds of training methods and equipment design drawings that have been lost and powerful, and these are the pride of the blood of the country of the strong war, but unfortunately, in Dieffen The battle was destroyed together with the capital.

    “Is this the legacy of the past? Was it saved by an East Mist who fled to Auland? ”

    "No, these are absolutely confidential. The people who knew it in the past must not exceed single digits. Moreover, you can see the design of this armor. We have this one, but this is a little different…Unbelievable! With such a change, the defensive ability has been improved by at least 20%, which is actually improved! Who can take this perfect design a step further. The handwriting on the design drawing is not dry, it should be written soon. ”

    [Small gifts, please smile, will visit the door recently – Rolande]

    “Who is Rolande?”

    "No matter who he is, East Mist Communal Country is saved! As long as we bring back these and give us another ten years, we will re-emerge and become a new northern power! ”|

    Not to mention two ecstatic women, at the same time, I have a headache for this suddenly activated Epic Quest, I did not expect it, just a moment, actually added a big trouble to me.

    ting! Congratulations to the host, successfully activated Epic Quest: The revival of 岚. 】

    [Quest Requirement: Resolve the crisis of annexation and subordination of East Mist Communal Country, and return the country of the North Wolf Winter Wolf again – in front of the real Winter Wolf King, Darsos is a hairy man. 】

    [Quest Reward: Roland sacred sword from God Equipment, clue to God Equipment's crown of thorns – I know that you really want to find this town of God Equipment. 】

    [Quest failure penalty: Nianghua, I am serious, very serious. This time, even the country can't keep it, it is better to go to the mother. 】

    "Headache, Karwenz, the boy who lost the crown of the thorns, did not say a word, but also to find his brother."

    Although I complained in my mouth, I am afraid that the smile on the corner of the mouth is nothing to anyone.

    "This time, it will never fail."To be continued ……