The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

“…….It’s unfortunate, how can this be done, I haven’t finished it yet? It shouldn't be. Roland! “It is all your fault!”

    "Go fast, I want to find old acquaintances to listen to the latest news."

    Of course, I will not pay attention to Karwenz's embarrassment. At this time, we have just stepped ashore, and the two sides are towering black mountains. The only silver road leads to the distant palace group. The familiar dark gray sky makes people Very sigh.

    "The Hades, I really didn't expect to be here."

    Karwenz's sigh is full of memories, perhaps the war that took place in the Hades, which changed the course of the whole world.

    For Karwenz, he got rid of the control of the abyss Willpower here, got the knowledge and memory of Cynthia, got the only one, and had the idea of ​​going out and going out.

    For me, the establishment of the Hades also represents the desperate reincarnation, and we avoid the worst endings and unstoppable misfortunes.

    It can be said that this battle of Styx River has changed the fate of the whole world, and this change will have an increasingly greater impact in the coming future.

    The collapse of the Holy Light system, a complete destruction, followed by political, ethnic, national, ethnic chaos, and other ambitious other races, enough to make the human race that dominated the race instantly become second-rate.

    And once the king of the crown is lost, the newcomers who take the scepter will not give you the chance to rise.

    But now the Holy Light system of Hades has topped up, and it has also propped up this broken coat. As long as this time is passed, many things are different.

    The equivalent of a more moderate pure holy light doctrine, completely replacing the original rather radical Fundamentalist holy light doctrine, coupled with the underworld side is originally a multi-ethnic mixed composition of the "interim government", racial discrimination or something will be greatly reduced, although it is impossible to eliminate, But it turns out that when you see an alien, you can plunder, and the toddler who slaughtered other races is treated as a fool of the Legend of the hero, and it should be time to stop.

    "Really, I should also thank those friends in heaven."

    I still know a little bit sinister, no matter how friendly these outside visitors express, no matter how neutral and objective the treaty may seem, no matter how loud the words "do not interfere with the other, the slogan of his world's internal affairs", as long as those steel warships are still floating in the air, the magic of the swallowing star and the possibility of another Foreign enemies "exist, Eich People's society will be a lot more peaceful, the estrangement between the races will also be eliminated a lot."

    Wisdom creature has a bad habit of living instinct. It always likes to draw a circle. Enemies outside the circle are friends in the circle. Then you can clean up and crowd out the enemy with high-sounding reasons, causing mistakes and sorrows. The reality is thrown to the enemy's back pot, and the result is exclusive resources and development space.

    The so-called contacts, the so-called small groups, the so-called opposite classes, the so-called various struggles, in the final analysis, are just the line that the human heart needs.

    This line can be religion, it can be race, it can be skin color, it can be ethnic, it can even be gender, region, accent, education level, eating tofu brain is sweet or salty…It seems to have led to a taboo topic. In order not to become a contest of the sweet and salty party, the example is still there.

    Not talking about the history of the earth, it is clearly a history of war that has never stopped a race. In Eich where multiple races coexist, war and battle have never stopped.

    In the non-Holy War period, race and religious beliefs are the most common reasons for war, and the killing between the same races makes it easy to bullshit a lot of reasons. Since there is a need to compete for the interests, just a line out, You can hit the head and break the blood.

    During the Holy War period, the camp of Order and Chaos was a natural line, and now there is a line between the Eich inhabitants and outside visitors, so the foreseeable inside is a lot more peaceful.

    And if I don't admit it, the watch agreement is not just a written document of empty talk. Although there are certainly many flaws and loopholes, the twelve powerful Willpowers are enough to make the contract's effectiveness transcend the soul's contract.

    "Right, thank you for opening the door. I guess, the world will be much more peaceful, or I would recommend it to give you a Roland ******. ”

    I smiled with joy and expressed my gratitude to Karwenz sincerely, and then I watched the tempered stupid brother violently thunderous.

    Process For me who wants to come to the conclusion, it doesn't matter at all. As long as a fool like Karwenz, it will be satisfied with a big fight.

    "What success or failure is not important? The process is important. It is the self-comfort of the loser. If you can win, you will lose. The process will be beautiful and the result will be a mess. Is your struggle still a drama for outsiders? Or just an artist who pursues self-satisfaction. ”

    I have always been the result of the faction. It is my motto to try to win with the cost and means. Now, when I enjoy the fruits of victory, I will laugh at this fool who has already caught my life.

“……You laugh at me? You are not on your own life. According to your statement, if you look at me and open the door, you will not finish it. Why bother to catch yourself. ”

    Now, it’s my turn to be full of grievances, and I almost lost my tears. The old man is so dead…I haven't had time to destroy the "baby collections" of the old house. I have never heard of it. My reputation is not completely ruined.

    However, for the current situation, the last regret, the most helpless is probably Karwenz, not only did not have the opportunity to go out to play, there is no big trouble to end this, it should be very reluctant.

    In the end, the result of the two people hurting each other is that they are not happy. They close their mouths one after the other, and whoever ignores them is exactly the same as before.

“………The one in front is a bit familiar. ”

    The miserable female ghost that blew up in the belly is still licking me.

    "Look at me again, look at me again? Look at me and eat you! ”

    Styx River water is terrible, and the dead will continue to lose memory and self in it…To put it simply, it is the constant "-1 IQ". In the end, there is often only the deepest obsession, and that is, it will continue to dissipate with the cycle.

    In this way, the dead spirit of Chaos chaos is also convenient for reincarnation, which is more convenient for the current Hades trial.

    It stands to reason that we died so badly that the soul of the body has been soaking in the river for almost a month, and it should be turned into a fool by Styx River water, but it seems that our soul has died too many times and has already developed resistance to Styx River. The result is that in the midst of a group of dead people, we are both.

    "Imi Smith? Or Lei Oona? You are so bad! ”

    Suddenly, Karwenz's sorrow scared me a lot, really so clever, met an old acquaintance.

    But the female ghost did not pay attention to Karwenz, still staring at me, is this the two? I looked at it carefully and found out that it was actually…Admit the wrong person.

    "From skin color to face shape to hair color is completely different, you are a fool when I am!"

    "Oh, scared you?" You still love guilt, continue to guilty, Leiona, you are so bad…"

    As we continued to hurt each other, we followed the brigade and climbed the road. Suddenly, the front was bright, and the tower of the Holy Light, which directed the deceased, looked at it, and the mountain road became much better.

    Perhaps they found me.

“…….Roland, this is what you designed, you know what happens next? There are no loopholes. ”

    Even Karwenz, hesitated at this time, it seems that he was scared by the laws of God.

    I smiled happily, I have been waiting for this for a long time.

    absolutelyNone do. The trial system that I personally created is absolutely, fundamentally, and there can be no loopholes at all. Even if the Judgementor wants to show their mercy, there is no way to go…"

    Inexplicable, the more I say, the more sad I am, although I am very proud of this system, but it seems that I have refreshed the new record of lifting my own feet.

    "The prison sentence of more than two hundred years, there may be random punishment at the time of reincarnation, and additional punishment such as priority animal breeding. Well, don't look at other people, I mean you, Karwenz Mist. ”

    When you are in a bad mood, it is better to find someone to share it, although I estimate that my punishment is light and limited.

    "Imi Smith?"

    This time, I did not misread, the face of a female ghost like a saint, wrapped in pink radiance and sinking into the ground, it seems to be responsible for the prostitution in the seven purgatory.The hell of the desire is served, and in the Hades, the highlight of the light is the weight of sin. If you look at this bright lighthouse, this guy is also a hundred years old.

    "Oh, it’s terrible, can I cancel the contract now?"

    The cat-like ghost that has been hanging on my head and yawning, I yawned, I can't handle the cat's sentence longer than Karwenz.

    "Hey, I told you to lift it off, I am late, dear friends, please advise me in the future."

    Not to mention, most of the crimes I have with Harloys are related to killings and fraud, and the chances of serving a prison sentence in a purgatory are high.

    Finally, after the mountain road was over, when I arrived at the trial hall, I looked at the familiar figure above, and the feelingless eyes, even if it was me, I took a breath.

    "Sinner Roland, retroactive crimes………."

    Fifty years later, a layer of the purgatory of the Hades.

    Bail To sin against crime? I don't have this in the law of the Hades! I am not satisfied, I want to appeal, I want to appeal? This is a black-hearted civil servant who cannot be used for public purposes. ”

“…….Don't bother me, find a hole to let you go out. When we are easy, we can easily pass the new law amendments and let the half of the sentence serve the crime. You should not continue to look for me. Trouble. ”

    Ayer touched his own eyebrows. In front of him, this Bastard would really find trouble for himself. It is a lot of things to die. The two crazy women have tried to attack the Hades for the first time.

    However, the two crazy women came back from the outside world, and the more they were unable to clean up, the person who was in jail, had to worry that the entire prison was bombed, it was too tangled.

    There is also the Wumanzhe of the elm head, which has no concept of human feelings. In the end, because this matter is too important, it is only through this meaningless supplementary plan that the prisoner can entrust more than half of the prison for the benefit of the whole world. The sinner makes compensation.

    Why is it meaningless? Under normal circumstances, it is not necessary to find prisoners to help without first mentioning the jailer. The soul who has served a certain degree of punishment has long lost self, and the reincarnation has returned to reincarnation.

    "Moreover, we really have something for you to do, and this is probably only something you can do."

    I am silent, I will find us after the anecdote. I have already retired. I should be careful in my old age. I will wait for the end of the sentence and return to the reincarnation.

    "Eich, we have to find Eich. You probably don't know these years. Eich has also joined the Wisdom Life Watch Agreement, and because of Eich's attention, it is regarded as the most promising magical civilization in the millennium. After all, it is the original civilization of the Twelve Pillars, and in order to have more say in the association, for the future of Eich civilization, but we…….Need Eich mother. ”

    Then Ayer said a lot, it seems that the pressure is too strong recently, so that the original cold brother quickly entered the menopause of Uncle Uncle.

    The meaning of the words is probably that the twelve pillars of God have long disappeared into the universe, and the civilization that has faintly received the support and heritage of the pillars is already a super-civilization across the world. Now Eich is still very young, but The big tree has already caused peeping, so we need a piece of gold thigh.

    In the end, I was studying in the Hades, and I sent a small donkey to go outside to find my mother…I mean to send Eich to the son of fate.

    "What are you?"

    "Crap, the one on you, is Your Highness Astrya, don't know, we don't know, a Queen Elf, a goddess of the supreme god, who is in prison to do this, is…"

“…….Too enviable!"

    Speaking of this kind of thing, of course not Ayer, but Karwenz who is envious of hate.

    Probably the worst, Karwenz, there are extra penalties for the Playboy in Purgatory, including the ex-girlfriend meeting….I mean the Vengeance, Karwenz's four-figure lover, and at the same time being turned into a virtual soul resurrection by the power of the rule, that tragic tearing/forcing the field, it really makes people…Pleasant, I don’t know what the party is, at least I was watching comedy.

    Well, especially in the end, it was divided into more than 4,000 pieces by a knife and a small fork, and then one person was divided into pieces. It was really pleasant. If there is a chance, I must rewrite it into a novel and warn those who are now.

    "Oh, justice will eventually fall from the sky!"

    I cough, get down to business, and finally, because of a goddess that exists in me, in the end, it seems that I am the most likely to find Eich.

    Ayer used this reason to convince Wumanzhe to end my sentence early.

    I am silent, inexplicably hesitating.

    "Actually, I don't want to go out."

    This is not a lie, I really don't want to go out, here, at least I got the calm I expected.

“……If you don't go out, let's put those two crazy women in to accompany you. ”

    I was silent, Karwenz's tragic day came to me, I couldn't help but shudder.

    [Roland, I want my mother. 】

    Astrya's words made me hesitate. After all, now I owe her favor.

    "Roland, I want a child, a real child, a healthy, alive child."

    The blond young girl behind her suddenly came over, and the sudden burst of excitement suddenly scared me to spray Ayer….

    "*Coughing*…"Can the soul be killed?Harloys, what are you talking about? ”

    But the quiet eyes conveyed her determination to her, and there was no flesh and no descendants, she was not willing.

    In fact, I am even more reconciled.

    For more than four hundred years, my poor "great wizard" career has probably refreshed Eich's history…This is awkward, this paragraph can never be let people know, I can never record the history of history with this name! Complete your life.

    "Okay, okay, I promised, but I don't have the flesh now. You have to be prepared. I am sure to keep my self and memory after the reincarnation, but the flesh must have enough strong blood, otherwise I will be tired again from the beginning. ."

    "Do not worry about this, they are already ready to ensure your satisfaction."

    They

    In the days to come, I finally regretted why I didn’t investigate who they were….

    A year later, the obstetrics and gynaecology department of a hospital in the earth has become the focus of some enthusiasts.

    The hospital's gynecological director doctor has not slept for two days, after all, is about to give birth to the alien race wood spirit and the descendants of the Earth human, not to mention the lucky man who married Little wood spirit by how many people cursed the nail villain, by how many people hunted to try to break the third leg, How many people tried to amend the law to send the guy who did the "legitimate young girl" to jail.

    But as an excellent interstellar diplomat race, the lovely and intelligent Wood Spirits are easy to get outsiders' love. After decades of contact, there are countless earth people ans, and the mixed races of the two races are even more After checking out the twins, I received the blessings and expectations of countless people…Then the child and his dad received the hammer and the blade again broke the history.

    Although Eich human and Wood Spirit have long had a precedent for mixed-race children, although scientists have repeatedly guaranteed that there is no essential difference between the Earth and Eich human at the genetic level, doctors still dare not relax their vigilance and take turns 24 hours until the child. Actually unexpectedly born in advance…….

“………Where is this? ”

    I recovered from my confusion, and the questioning turned into a loud baby crying, and the familiar and unfamiliar Earth Chinese in my ear made me instantly understand where I was.

    "It’s back again…"

    After a round of laps and returning to my homeland, I was a little bit sighed. Eich’s past was like a dream, it was broken behind me, and everything started again…….

    "Haha, I am fed up with the days when there is no network and no TV. Finally, my game king Roland is back…Wait, the young body has the wisdom of an adult. Isn't this a traditional reincarnation? Can I copy songs and copy books to invent the school flower? Is my doom really over, and the script of fate has been written? ”

    Thinking about it, I laughed more and more.

    In the eyes of the "young girl" mother lying on the bed, her healthy eldest son, full of vitality, is really pure and lovely.

    And I can also feel the familiar soul around me, and the little Bastard really came along. After all, in a sense, we can't divide.

    "Oh, it seems that I won, I am still a brother.Haha, my stupid brother, see how I can clean you up. ”

    I can feel that my vitality is slightly stronger than him. It seems that I was born a little earlier than him.

    "A good pair of dragons and babies, you are really blessed."

    I was shaking for a moment. It seemed to be a young nurse. I tried to lift my head in desperation and struggled to look at the inside of my legs. But I couldn’t move, not even the baby who lacked the sensibility of the light. .

    "A handsome little brother, you can protect your sister in the future."

    The lips gently rubbed over the cheeks. The old woman actually took advantage of me, but I didn’t care about her. At this moment, I was satisfied in an instant, almost cried, and on the other side, I felt that some unlucky one was Despair from infiltration.

    HeShe is struggling, squirming, holding her bed and trying to look up…Is it going to crash into the crib?

    "Is the little sister hungry?"

“…….Baby, give it to me. ”

    But unfortunately, the naughty "little sister" was discovered and then given to the "young girl" mother to feed….This moment Karwenz…….The desperation that Ka Wenwen permeated was really pleasant…Heartache, um, how do I say that I am also a brother, or better to my sister.

    At the same time, I was a little relieved. A maternal woman outside the window was pushed into the delivery room, and my demon pet contract was activated again. It seems that a cat was successfully reincarnation….Wait, let her not make mistakes in gender, if it is wrong, just think about the picture, I can't see it, I am straight.

    I feel more and more wrong. Generally speaking, the soul has its own color. Normal people will not go wrong when they reincarnate. Karwenz is also too unlucky.

    "Is it named?"

    The little nurse is holding me, the bust of the chest is somewhat familiar…….I have some hungry cough, but I still have a bottom line. Where is the bottle?

    "The big one is Roland, the little one is Kavan."

    In an instant, don't say that I was scared, even Kavin poetry was scared to forget to cry.

    "Don't follow my father's last name? I remember my father is surnamed Jiang? ”

    “Well, these two children are very fortunate and have received the blessing of the God Lord of my family. God Lord’s mother also decided to be their godmother. This name is her.”

    The mother’s words are full of pride, and it is the most enjoyable moment in her life that the goddess Aemila, who has long since retired, can be a godmother.

    "Wow!"

    "Ooo hum!

    The two babies, while crying at the same time, were scared.

    But it wasn't crying, but the two were quarreling with baby words.

    "Pit goods Roland, you are implicating me! How many times has this been? ! ”

    "Can this blame me? This is obviously…Obviously the world is malicious! ”

    Well, the world is shot again, but the two energetic little guys have misunderstood the little mother.

    "Little babies, happy? The happier thing is still behind, and the godmother also said that she would come here personally to bless you. ”

    In an instant, the two little guys didn't cry, and struggled to try to escape the dangerous area.

    But unfortunately, the newborn's lack of strength, tossed twice, still in the arms of the nurse and the little mother can not move.

    The nurse's crusted hair fell on his face, itching, but inexplicably familiar, I instinctively reached out and touched, but it was the smooth silver.

    "Right, you can't wait for two children. Can someone help you bring your child? My internship is coming to an end. I don't think I can stay in the hospital. Would you like me to be a babysitter and help you bring a child for a while? I have studied nursing. ”

    Strange, how familiar this sound is.

    "That's great! Thank you, I……."

    I was worried that my hand was short and short to do family work. Some people helped bring the children, and the little mother was overjoyed. She remembered that she did not remember the other person's name.

“…….Eliza .Hey, Russian mixed-race, please advise. ”

    At that moment, I felt that the warm embrace became the most solid prison, tightened, and really tightened! At this moment, I don’t know where to go.

    At this time, the door is also a familiar voice.

    "My little son is there? Hold it over and let the mother kiss. Little Roland, you are so cute, come, call the mother to listen. ”

    The moment is black, the crib is there? Let me die! (To be continued ……