The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

聽聽聽聽"The wise man has become a foolish fool, and he is the easiest fish to hook; because he is only a high school student, he can't see his own arrogance. The stupidity of fools is not unusual, and the foolishness of a wise man makes people laugh and belly; because he uses his full power to prove that he is stupid. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"There is a wise king in a stupid country. He feels that he is more noble than the gods."

聽聽聽聽"Oh, my brother, please don't say that. The majestic king, who wielded the supreme scepter, was planning to ascend to the supreme throne. If you criticized him, be careful to be lifted by him with a scepter covered with locusts. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"Hey, a small king, even the real words are not allowed to say." The arrogant declaration, the madness of the God of Law as a country, is provoked by the gods in the sky. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"Hey, who gave the funny king's self-confidence, thinking that he is short-lived and his country, can look down on the person who has entered immortality?"

聽聽聽聽"Maybe, it鈥檚 because he has a big voice, at least, he鈥檚 screaming and frightened, and the crows can鈥檛 help but tremble.鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"Maybe, because he is very rich, at least, he is so rich that he can decorate trees with jewels and use carpets to lay roads."

聽聽聽聽"Perhaps, because he is very strong, at least, the forty-six hapless, is planning to offer his own flag, and he is acting as a running dog."

聽聽聽聽The funny three, under the containment of the Legend, still sang their own songs.

聽聽聽聽"Ha ha ha ha!"Hehehehe! 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽The hall was already in chaos, and in the trembling of the nobles (crows), the three dwarf laughter were connected.

聽聽聽聽"The emperor's voice is very loud? Hey, his roar may spread throughout the country, but that person never needs to roar, even if faced with a farmer who has nothing, even in the face of the question of noble demigod, he just throws out his own code, Mans speaks with the other side. Tell us about Liu Huang Mountain City. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"Let's wait. Let the great time to identify the weight of speech. After three hundred years, how many ashes remain in the great king, whether his arrogant words have become a historical laughing stock, and whether the silent immortal has realized his own ideas, Change the whole world with your own rules. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"The kingdom of the emperor is very rich? Oh In order to decorate the facade, he extravagantly opened his own treasury, used jewels to decorate the trees, and used milk to irrigate the river. Our country-speaking judge was not so rich, and he was often overdrawn. I want to play the IOU at the store to prepare the bread for tomorrow. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"But in his kingdom, as long as you work hard, you will not starve to death. As long as you follow the law-abiding law, you can gain dignity. Every civilian in his office can go in and complain about his troubles and express his expectations for the future. And in your country, it is the world where people eat. The greedy aristocracy is the wolf, the sly merchant is a sheep in front of the wolf, but in front of the civilians is a tiger panther. And you, the great king, the supreme person who feeds on the wolf and the tiger leopard, have you been to the civilian area in the suburbs, to listen to the "shen yin" that the lambs are so painful that they can't live, and listen to how they sell it. Female. Just to fill the stomach today? 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"The kingdom of the emperor is very strong? Hey, I heard that your Royal Guard is the elite of the Silver Cross (the Silver-Rank logo). Can your voice tremble around your neighbors? Then you know that in the underground world of the weak meat, the golden triangles (the symbol of Gold-Rank) are just the cannon fodder under the war. You know that we have just eliminated Count Demon and his army, which is enough to match the true God, and exiled Dragon Empress, the beastmaster who has led the countless evil dragons. Also got the first level. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"We don't have the noble nobles who guard the territory and the subjects, because our territory does not belong to anyone. Our city has no army, and as long as the shadow of war approaches our last home, each of us is a warrior who has everything. We have many enemies. But we have more friends to trust. And you, the great king, the emperor of the jealous god, you feel that when you lose the crown and the scepter, when your homeland is threatened with the demise, how many nationals are willing to sacrifice your life? How many nobles will die with the country? How many allies will come to save you, instead of cutting you in the back? 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"The young emperor holding the scepter of corruption, you think it is your majestic king, but in fact it is a clown who is sensational."

聽聽聽聽"If you murder your father and your brother, you think you can look down on that person, but no matter what character or existence, you can't even compare that person's little finger!"

聽聽聽聽"Jealy of the true king of God, you are rich because you are strong, but in fact you don't even know what is really strong. In front of the grown-up, be humble in the face of true power. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"You are embarrassed because of you."

聽聽聽聽鈥淚t鈥檚 actually hard to see.鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"You are a joke."

聽聽聽聽Well, between the sing and the first, Darsos's face has turned into pig liver color. In the end, all the three dwarfs were caught by the emperor's personal bodyguards. Perhaps, it should be said that they found that they could not beat, and they did not hesitate to surrender. However, some people are keenly aware that this matter is far from the end.

聽聽聽聽Hoyle, they don't think about the country's general trend. They are even the fault of Bastard, but they know who gave the residents of Liu Huang Mountain City a good day, so even if you are the supreme king, just insult them. The benefactors, they still dare to lick your dog's blood.

聽聽聽聽The human king who laughs at the true God, the sneer of the king's dwarf Gnome and Grey Dwarf, is in the eyes of the beholder, especially in my eyes, this is destined to go into the annals of history.

聽聽聽聽Sure enough, two days later, things have changed.

鈥溾€︹€he three non-speaking words of Dwarf were compiled into a funny bar tune. Now many middle and lower pubs and teahouses are singing, and they have spread, and I am afraid I can鈥檛 stop it. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽The historical trend is indeed unstoppable, but the so-called general trend is composed of countless individuals and events. In the state-level infighting, three people are not worth mentioning, but often, these are not worth mentioning. Made a terrible event.

聽聽聽聽"There must be the manipulation of the black hands behind the scenes. Most of the lyrics are taken from the original words of the Gnome, and the overall correction processing is performed. The art level is very high. Our music masters and dramatists say that this should be from the hands of the masters. ……It is also said that it may become a handed down work. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽鈥淭he Krose Bishop of God of Law has issued a formal note asking us to quickly release people and explain disrespect to the God of Law. Holy Light Church Church Noel VI. Through the emergency communication channel, we expressed our high dissatisfaction and asked us to explain the disrespect of the true God. And with it, there are nine serious warnings and concerns of the Church of God, who asked us to explain. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"The Royal Guards seized the giant robots in the temporary residences of the three guys. That should be the gift they intended to send. According to preliminary research by the Royal Institute of Engineers, it is indeed very advanced. Many of these technologies are very helpful for engineering research in China. But unfortunately, the Gnome simply refused to cooperate and did not say that I did not know who passed the news. As a result, some people have privately accused the empires of enemies, ridiculing the king for not having the capacity. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"Intelligence organization 'Midnight Rose' issued a warning, and those nonsense talks depicting you to murder the first king in order to climb the throne. Of course, this is filthy, but your prestige is indeed affected. With the vicious irony of the rumor, the folks have already called the king a 'folly king who is jealous of the true God.' There are also people who are spreading our Auland Empire's ambition to annex other countries. At least 30 of the forty-six countries are eager to move. They are in private communication and there seems to be a conspiracy. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽One bad news after another is on the table. The pen is better than the sword. The young emperor has been the most dangerous challenge since he was enthroned. The invisible enemy in the shadow is the union of countless hostile forces, making it impossible for people to fight back.

聽聽聽聽I have to say that, in a sense, Darsos is indeed called the king of the sage, at least under his authority. His subordinates dare to directly complain about the king's mistakes and various unfavorable status quo, without fear of being angered and sentenced.

聽聽聽聽"Darsos, this time you are really overdone. The other doesn't matter, but just for the verbal dispute, you put the hat of despising the true God on your head and are hostile to the churches of the gods. It鈥檚 too stupid. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽As a close friend and brother of Darsos, only Hermite dare to say the king's face, but at this time, Darsos is also annoyed. In retrospect, it wasn't at the time that I was cautious about my daily routine.

聽聽聽聽"Surely, it is right to stay away from women, and beauty is harmful."

聽聽聽聽Darsos now recalls that he was so annoyed at the time that he was so arrogant that it was still the reason that "Reyne" was around.

聽聽聽聽In front of the woman in love, she was accused of ridiculing face-to-face, sweeping the face, and the people who were cautious about Humility in the past, and it was easy to be tempted by the anger of the heart, not to mention the king of a country that had just been in power.

聽聽聽聽"There are some reasons for that contract. After all, it is Devil's text. The language of realm is somewhat problematic."

聽聽聽聽The language itself has mana, the language of realm will arouse negative emotions, the slang language in Art of Truth, the language of Chaos in the magic, is the language magic of realm Devil and Demon, and The opposite is the use of realm, the alternative language of God, and the magic of the Holy Word.

聽聽聽聽Darsos stared at the contract for too long, and was already irritated by negative emotions, and Magic Sword itself would be biased towards Chaos. When he walked out of the room, his emotions were already very depressed and face-to-face. It鈥檚 a matter of course that ridicule is out of control as a fire index.

聽聽聽聽"It鈥檚 too late to say that things have happened, and now I want to make up for it."

聽聽聽聽If it鈥檚 just a loss of words, it鈥檚 good to deal with it, but the weight of the satirist鈥檚 gift is a stigma of Darsos鈥檚 ungratefulness and narrowness.

聽聽聽聽As the strange song spread throughout the city and spread at a rapid rate, before the reputation of Winter Wolf King, the "beautiful name" of "The jealous king of jealousy" was first poured on the head of Darsos.

聽聽聽聽For the feudal monarchy, authority and dignity are more important than life. Honor is sometimes equated with strength itself. When the emperor loses his dignity and reputation, his great aristocrats will naturally not listen to the order.

聽聽聽聽All this is not someone's conspiracy, but sometimes, the accidents accumulated by chance are more deadly than the enemy's plot.

聽聽聽聽In particular, Darsos and Auland Empire are not monolithic. Although his father and brother have fallen, the forces left behind have not been completely removed. The warlords and aristocrats in the major divisions are even more ambitious. The king鈥檚 chances of authority and dignity, how could they let go.

聽聽聽聽And those small countries that have been forced to participate in the covenant have long been full of resentment. If your Auland Empire is completely flawless, it is now flawed. It is natural to attack and seek to get rid of the independence of the sovereign state.

聽聽聽聽If after three or five years, Darsos is stable, these are not a system problem, but recently Darsos forced the covenant to press against the inside and outside, and it was sitting on the crater. Now the words are broken and the opponents will let go.

聽聽聽聽Therefore, with the unanimous efforts of all parties, the bar minors and rumors spread quickly, and all hidden dangers were simultaneously detonated.

聽聽聽聽"Since it is already wrong, then it is wrong. Put the three into the highest level of jail. Don't let them see anyone. If they are released, it seems that we are weak. Going back to Noel VI, the wording is slightly euphemistic, and I apologize for my failure. As for the God of Law church, it has been offended, just ignore him. As for the rumor, let the intelligence organizations create more ridiculous rumors and confuse public opinion…."

聽聽聽聽Even in the face of adverse situations, Darsos still proposes a coping style that does not change his face. Although it is a policy to make up for it, it is also very appropriate.

鈥?#8230;…This, your Majesty, Hermite, just received two news. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽The civil servants who rushed in suddenly stopped talking, apparently not good news.

聽聽聽聽"Let's say, there is even worse news, I will continue."

聽聽聽聽"I don't know who passed the bar tune into the royal prison. The Gnomes are singing all day, and the prisoners are starting to sing, they are laughing at…Others say that because of the incompetence of this generation of kings, the Auland Empire is about to decline. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽Pa

聽聽聽聽Obviously knowing that this is a ridicule for the losers to not hurt themselves, but Darsos still can't help but get out of control, and hammered down, the expensive red nanmu desk split into two halves.

聽聽聽聽The room became quiet when it was awkward, and for a long while, the Emperor鈥檚 knees suppressed Wrath鈥檚 bass as bursting into the room.

聽聽聽聽"I know, what is the next one? What is bad news? "

聽聽聽聽The young civil servant trembled replied.

聽聽聽聽鈥淓ast Mist Communal Country announced that it would establish the God of Law as a state religion. The Princess Reyne pleaded guilty to the three people in her own name and guaranteed that the gift they sent was invaluable and there was no sin and asked us to release it immediately. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽"Boom!" KA-CHING!

聽聽聽聽This time, the expensive desk did not need to be repaired. After Darsos's angry slap, the desk was not reimbursed directly, and even the ground was taken out by a pit.

聽聽聽聽"Sure enough, women are not trustworthy!"

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聽聽聽聽At the same time, under the river, a figure is diving, and next to him, is a black cat walking underwater.

聽聽聽聽"Is it here?" Has the key responded? Hold fast, we don't have much time. 鈥?/p>

聽聽聽聽PS: This story has been squirrels for two days. I originally planned to use poetry, but it is estimated to be stuck for two months…..Then slightly imitate Shakespeare's drama lines. Shun, continue to ask for a ticket. This card should be faster soon after it has passed.