The First Bully is a Girl: Boy, Are You Dating?

"……cough."

It seemed that I just remembered that Master Shi, who had made a lot of good things for these two little guys, reached out and touched his nose and mumbled.

"Didn't I forget?"

He is an old man and doesn't know much about these high-tech. Isn't it normal to forget?

What is it?

snort!

The old man Shi threw the back of Chu Juvenile's head.

Chu Juvenile glanced at the back of his head, his fingertips moved, and he really wanted to give him a pot sticker.

but.

To respect the old.

Teenager smiles.

Be grateful.

The boy continued to smile.

Recite the heart-clearing mantra twice.

Okay, calm down.

"No, I'm going to have a look!"

The old man Shi, who was really worried about those two little things, stood up in a hurry and ran into the crowd.

With his vigorous skills, it is hard to believe that he is already an old man at the level of a grandfather.

"Tsk~"

She shook her head.

Lazily leaning back on the bench, his body slipped slightly.

He stretched out his hands on the back of the chair, hooked his left leg, and pressed his left foot on his right knee, in the standard sitting posture of a ruffian.

and.

On the left sits the Taoist robe with long hair, as beautiful as the brush of a fairy in a painting.

Sitting on the right is the taciturn, but resolute and handsome Shen Changlin.

She lay down like that and stretched her arms like that, as if she was holding the two of them in her arms.

Domineering and aggressive.

It looks like a very noble and elegant, but also a bit bad and ruffian young emperor attack.

Come out and experience life with a clear and gentle beauty, and an awkward and tough straight man.

The picture is simply not too loving, too confusing.

She has completely become the attractive scenery in the eyes of countless little girls and mothers.

Coupled with the lush and lush, colorful flower bed vegetation behind.

It's like the best picture scroll in the hands of God.

Magical beauty is suffocating.

Stunning people want to freeze the time.

Many people took mobile phones and cameras, and poked at the three of them.

The taciturn Shen Changlin frowned and glared at them.

"Ahhhh, I can't take it anymore! Stupid straight man suffers! Don't explain it properly—"

"That's right! He's still a super straight guy, but the kind of straight guy who was forcibly bent!"

"That's right, that's right, I can't believe I've bent, and I firmly refuse to admit that I've bent. In fact, I've already bent, and I'm the kind of straight man who only bent one person!"

"That's it! Look at you, he's so fierce! But he's a man—, but a man can't change the fact that he is a straight man—"

The screams of those women are not small, and the three are not deaf, how can they not hear?

Especially now, all three of them are considered spiritual practitioners.

The five senses have been expanded and are extremely sensitive.

He even heard those words that were so incoherent that he was so excited.

...

Straight man, accept?

by? ?

Who are they talking about?

Is that what he meant?

Shen Changlin, who was more silent than in the past, was stunned and turned to look at the smiling young man beside him.

"Straight men? What do you mean?"

"Well--"

The young man looked at the confused young man with a half-smile, the corners of his pink lips upturned, forming a brilliant arc.

"A man who only likes women is called a straight man, but he is bent by the same **** to 'a man who likes women'. Men sleep."

! ! ! !

Shen Changlin stood up suddenly, his face twisted in disbelief.

"Straight men? Me?!"

"right."

"fart!"

Shen Changlin cursed fiercely.

"Where does I look like a straight man!?"

"Now, from top to bottom, from head to toe."

"!!! No! Impossible! Not even in death—"

Regarding the dignity of men, we must never compromise!

Not to die-

Uh--

He froze suddenly.

Because of the young man beside him, those dark, smiling eyes narrowed slightly.

A cold light suddenly appeared from inside, which made him shiver, and he stifled the words that were about to be spit out.

...

Okay, so scary-

Shen Changlin swallowed his saliva and laughed dryly.

"I--"

"sit down."

"Oh."

Obediently, Shen Changlin put his hands on his knees and sat with his back straight.

With a flat mouth, he felt that it was very empty to meet him now.

Worse than after being rescued from Paradise by him.

The virtual is very unconfident, and has no courage to dare to confront him.

"Ahhh--tamed, tamed--"

"So nice-"

"Hey~ I want to-"

"Stop dreaming, the three of them are a couple, don't go and sabotage—"

...

three?

Shen Changlin's mouth twitched.

Turning his head slightly, he looked at it without words, and on the other side sat expressionless Fuxi, and said faintly:

"If I were a straight man, what would a Taoist be?"

"..."

It's not my business?

Fuxi glanced at him, ignoring it.

"Ah, ah, cold, like a beautiful woman!"

"Yes, yes, yes! The kind of beauty that is super beautiful!!"

"But, but I feel like the beauty of Master Xuelian from the Holy Mountain!"

"It's the same, the beauty suffers! The beauty suffers!!"

Shen Changlin: "..."

Fuxi: "..."

"Now, what happened to the women now?"

Shen Changlin's mouth twitched, he didn't know how to describe his **** mood at this time.

He felt the suffocation and heavy pressure from before that he was about to collapse.

They were all smashed to pieces by this group of blind women, and they couldn't get depressed anymore.

"what--"

He sighed, looking helpless and speechless.

"I'm a good man, why should he be mistaken for a straight man? How could Fuxi, a Taoist priest so pure and innocent, be screwed into a beauty? What are these women carrying in their heads! "

"Naturally—"

Chu youth smiled and rolled his eyes.

The moment Shen Changlin and Fuxi looked over, they vomited out.

"My lord is a young emperor, and you are my darlings. When you are young, you are like an immortal beauty, and you are a straight man when you are young. You can't see such an obvious meaning? Are you stupid?"

...

...

Twice the bass.

Fuxi and Shen Changlin stood up at almost the same time, one on the left and one on the right, without any hesitation, raised their feet and left.

Sit down with this **** again.

I'm afraid that I can't help strangling him to death!

"Tsk~"

Looking at the two men who were expressionless and strode away.

The young man Chu tutted his head and sighed with emotion.

"Walking together with such a sympathetic heart? You are afraid that you still don't know, there will be an attack between the two, is it the attack of the immortal beauty, or the attack of the awkward straight man? Or - attack each other?"

...

...

The two on the left and the right, one staggered, the other stopped suddenly, and glared back at him viciously.

"To shut up!"

"To shut up."

The silver-haired boy who laughed shyly and untidy.

Reflecting the bright sky, the blue sky, the fearless and jubilant hands, like a little devil waving his wings and making bad things.

"Hey, you said that you don't have a heart? If you tell it to a ghost, the ghost won't believe it~"