The First Bully is a Girl: Boy, Are You Dating?

...

Allen looked at him blankly.

"How far?"

"It's far~"

"..."

He took a breath, and his temples protruded.

As soon as I woke up, I felt that I couldn't control my anger.

He took a sip of coffee and calmed down.

He squinted at the laughing dangerlangdang, and at first glance it was a boy who was deliberately irritating.

Grinding his teeth creak.

"You can pull in and out of the alchemy gate at random, and it's no problem to teleport for 12,800 miles, so you are very far away, which border corner are you planning to go to on the edge of the world?"

"So clever, I guessed it all at once, of course it is—the world outside the world~~"

The boy with the sandwich in his mouth blinked and nodded solemnly.

Said that your guess is very correct, and his answer is not wrong.

! ! !

Alan was so angry that he almost burst the coffee in his hand.

He took a deep breath and spoke calmly and restrainedly.

"Half an hour, it will take you half an hour."

"Well--"

The young man Chu rolled his eyes and smiled beautifully.

"No problem~, everyone is so familiar with it, this face can still be sold, but—"

She turned around and smiled.

"I heard that your bright fruit is delicious, and the holy water is also very purified. By the way, I will bring a little over to be a guest~~"

"You know, among us Orientals, the first time you come to the host's house as a guest, you need to prepare gifts to show etiquette and courtesy~"

...... Bright fruit and holy water, you know they are incredible things when you hear them.

Is this person an aboveboard ripping off?

Shen Changlin's mouth twitched.

He patted Allen on the shoulder sympathetically, and made a sincere suggestion.

"Bring a little more, this is indeed the etiquette on our side, there is nothing wrong with it."

! ! He and I--

Allen, who couldn't hold back, slapped the big monk with a slap in the face and smiled, but the big monk was stunned, and he gritted his teeth.

"Don't go too far!"

"Look at what you said-"

Shen Changlin glanced at him.

Serious and cold.

"My Master is a person with status and status. Most people don't want to meet him. If he can talk to you in such a kind and friendly way, I'll be content with you!"

"You know, there were people who didn't have long eyes to threaten and provoke-"

"Master, by virtue of one person's strength, directly took over his entire family, and even uprooted all kinds of hidden piles, both openly and secretly, and did not give him a chance to turn over at all! Right, Daoist?"

Fuxi, biting the sandwich, paused.

He looked flatly at Shen Changlin who winked at him, followed by a big-tailed wolf, and a distorted expression who wanted to kill Alan.

Very calmly nodded.

"Well, one of the centuries-old families."

Wen's family, isn't it a century-old family?

This man was really uprooted silently.

It's just outside the bounds, not inside the bounds.

So, it's not a lie.

Fuxi's agreement made Shen Changlin even more nervous.

Papa Papa patted Allen's shoulder.

"So, shouldn't it be right for the light fruit and holy water to be offered to my Master? After all—"

Shen Changlin was silent, hehe twice.

Continue to do some nonsense in a serious manner.

"The person here is the Holy Son of the Temple, right? Status is for status, status is for status, and a friendly conversation on an equal footing is the right thing to do, right? Not to mention—"

"We're just here to play, not yours. We don't have that obligation, and we don't have that responsibility, to get involved in your Western affairs."

"Not to mention seeing your holy son, Master wants to see it, that's what everyone gets along with, and it's our duty to see you, don't be like a superior person, hypocritical."

These words--

Alan's expression changed a bit.

In the end, there was not much to say.

After all, although the words of the great monk are not pleasing to the ears, they are true.

The East and the West have friendly exchanges on the surface, but there are many small conflicts underneath.

and.

Even if they want to meet at court, the east only respects the court of the east, just as the west only respects the court of the west.

That's true, no problem.

Looking at these two people, I fooled Pastor Allen.

Especially Shen Changlin, who held his cheeks and couldn't help laughing.

Let the Chu youth, who was holding his chin and drinking milk tea, chuckle softly.

"Pastor Allen, you are such a fool, what did you eat to grow up?"

"...??"

Alan, whose face was not very good-looking, was stunned.

What does this mean?

"Ahahaha - oh no, do you really believe it? I'm just kidding you, seeing your serious and serious face, I can't help but want to fool you - no wonder this person always scare people, It's really interesting-"

...

Alan, whose face was blushing and blue and purple.

Unable to bear, he pulled out the cross sword behind him and slashed towards Shen Changlin!

I'm going to hack these **** to death! !

It's okay for that bear child to fool people, that's bad nature, and there's no way to save it!

But in his eyes, a very upright and honest monk has such a virtue!

Especially the Taoist priest, who could not have imagined that he would fool people?

Who the **** are these people? !

The magic of the golden light slashed towards Shen Changlin with murderous aura.

Shen Changlin was a little embarrassed to hide.

The skull was cut off several times, and the monk's robe was chopped to tatters.

He coughed lightly.

"No, Pastor Allen, it's just a joke, it won't become a life-and-death enemy, right?"

"To shut up!"

Alan growled.

Under his feet, golden magic runes suddenly appeared, as if two hot wheels were installed.

Holding the cross sword, he charged towards Shen Changlin aggressively.

If he doesn't hack a **** to death today, he will never give up!

"Fuck! Are you serious??"

Shen Changlin rolled and crawled, avoiding the long sword that was slashing.

Looking at the deep ravine that cut to the ground beside him, he gasped.

"Hey, hey, calm down, it's not me who fooled you alone, why did you only cut me? Do you want to be so crazy!?"

Alan was expressionless and his face was extremely dark.

Backhand swept the big sword under Shen Changlin's crotch and told him with action.

He is so maddened!

! ! !

The sword energy that came straight from the crotch.

Frightened, Shen Changlin covered Eggy with both hands, and rolled over to avoid it.

Full of horror.

"Isn't it! Everyone is a man. As for the perverts who start with this kind of place? Do you want to live a good life in the future?!"

It's none of his business whether this stinky monk survives or not!

Allen sneered.

The dense attacks, like the sky net, were directed towards Shen Changlin, and the world and the ground were copied from all sides.

Looking at Shen Changlin, the cold sweat on his forehead poured down.

Oooo scream.

"Hey! Pastor, pastor, calm down! Calm down!!"

Calm down!

In the face of such a bastard, he can't calm down!

"... Ellen, what are you doing?"

Fortunately, someone rescued Shen Changlin, who was about to be hacked to death.

But the one who saved him was not his little friend.