The Heaven’s Jailer

Chapter 1 Immortal Prison Division

Yue Jing looked at a line of messages on the phone, and finally let go of his hanging heart. It was the first time for him to do something like killing. Although he didn't need to do it himself, he was still a little nervous.

Fortunately, the work efficiency of the international killer was very high. In just three days, he killed Liu Langshen without knowing it, and he dropped it off the cliff. In the short term, the body will definitely not be found, and he can easily remove the suspicion. The rival is dead, and now he can finally pursue Mu Xueqing in an open manner.

"Secretary Wang, order me nine hundred and ninety-nine red roses for tomorrow morning." Yue Jing called his assistant and began to fantasize about the romantic courtship scene.

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Liu Lang slowly opened his eyes and felt his head groggy. He vaguely remembered a man in black who kidnapped himself to the edge of a cliff, and then pushed him down. Then he lost consciousness.

"Is this the **** in the legend?" Liu Lang scanned the surroundings. He found that he was in a big prison, with mottled walls, rusty iron fences, and piles of soldering irons and tiger stools in the corners. Torture.

"Name, Liu Lang, gender, male, age, twenty-four, occupation, eating soft food, moles on the left chest and buttocks, like hot and sour, avoid smoking and alcohol, good health, occasionally dry stool..."

Just when Liu Lang was puzzled, a voice suddenly sounded.

Immediately afterwards, a middle-aged hunk man wearing an ancient official uniform appeared in front of Liu Lang out of thin air.

"Are you a judge?" Liu Lang was startled, and immediately looked up and down, with some suspicion in his tone. Because he feels that the judge should hold the life and death book and the judge pen to register his information, rather than revealing his personal privacy.

"Judge? The kid was sentenced to one year's imprisonment for molesting a beautiful female ghost yesterday, delaying people's reincarnation, and temporarily unable to get out. This immortal is the Heavenly Court Immortal Prison Warden Wang Sledgehammer who is responsible for detaining him. All the gods in the heavenly court have to pass through my hands if they commit a crime." Wang Dahui snorted coldly.

"This lord, I am not a god, should we have nothing to do with it?" Liu Lang heard that the judge was planted in the hands of this great immortal, and suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck.

Wang Dahui looked serious, "It used to be irrelevant, but from now on, it will matter. I officially appoint you as the jailer of the mortal prison of the immortal prison and be directly responsible to me. From now on, this prison will be your office location. , Heavenly Court Immortal Prison will select some light sentence prisoners to be sent to mortal detention."

"Huh? Let me take care of a bunch of gods?" Liu Lang suddenly felt a little dreamy.

"Do you think I want to?" Wang Da Hammer gritted his teeth and said: "The house price of Heavenly Court made those **** scrambled so high that the organization provided me with funds that couldn't even buy a toilet. I could only expand the fairy prison to the mortal world. Lucky for you kid, you fell down just after the prison was built. It seems that you are also destined. The great immortal cannot stay in the mortal world every day, so he reluctantly accepts you as a kid and asks you to help manage this place, you It should be an honor."

"Working in the Heavenly Court, the salary should be very high?" Liu Lang is full of illusions. After all, during this period of time he has been relying on women for food, and he is often gossiped behind his back. , There will be a touch of sadness in his heart.

"Salary? Lao Tzu, a high-end fairy with a system, hasn't paid his salary for three months. Do you still want a salary for a contractual mortal?" Wang Dazhu said with a beard and stared, but then he showed a yindang smile, "but , As your boss, I still have the responsibility to remind you that we don’t depend on wages for food..."

"Oh?" Liu Lang looked dumbfounded very cooperatively.

Wang Dahuima passed on his experience, “In this prison, we are the Jade Emperor. Even if the big Luo Jinxian level comes in, we don’t dare to have the slightest temper. The prisoners in custody will be sealed and repaired. Draught, how can you squeeze oil and water from those immortals who have no ability to resist, don't I need to teach you?"

"This is a token to control the immortal prison of the mortal world." As he said, Wang Dahui threw a quaint jade pendant to Liu Lang, and Liu Lang hesitated to take it.

"As long as you sink your consciousness into it, you can perceive everything that happens in this prison and control the entire prison." Wang Dahui explained, and then slapped his head, "Forgetting that you are a mortal, it is not enough to get in touch with this kind of immortal treasure. , Forget it, I will give you another chance. This is a marrow-washing Yijin Pill, which can help you get rid of the turbidity of the mortal world, condense the roots, and after serving it, you can communicate with the treasures of the immortal and control this prison. , As for whether you can ascend to Heaven in the future, it depends on your personal good fortune!"

There was another golden pill in Liu Lang's hand. He hesitated for a moment and swallowed it immediately. He instantly felt a flow of heat from the limbs, because he fell off the cliff and Liu Lang had many wounds on his face. However, he is now healed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and it has recovered in a moment, and this heat continues to circulate in the body, and mottled black air is emitted from thousands of pores, making his whole person relaxed, Liu Lang feels that his strength, speed, perception and all other body functions are rapidly improving.

This process lasted for nearly an hour. When his body stabilized, Liu Lang felt like he had changed. If there was a mirror in front of him, he would definitely find that his temperament had changed a lot. He is the foremost rich man in Nanshan City. At that time, he was full of self-confidence, and he was full of high spirits wherever he went. However, when the Liu family fell overnight two years ago, his son would fall into disarray, if not for Mu Xueqing I found him and signed the contract with him. He is now afraid that he does not know where to beg for food. Although there is a place to eat and sleep now, the change of identity makes Liu Lang extremely decadent. UU Reading www.u&# 117;kanshu.com no longer looks like he used to, but now, he feels that the long-lost confidence is back. Although, he didn't know where this confidence came from.

"A Marrow Washing Yijin Pill has reached the middle stage of Body Tempering Realm. This kid's talent is pretty good." Wang Dahui looked at Liu Lang and couldn't help but muttered in his heart, and then exhorted: "Okay, the things that should be explained are already After the explanation is over, I will return to the Heavenly Court to bring the first prisoner, and you will be honestly waiting for me."

Seeing Wang Da Hammer disappearing in front of him out of thin air, Liu Lang couldn't help but pinch his thigh, making sure this was not a dream. Maybe this is a blessing in disguise! Unexpectedly, being kidnapped and thrown off the cliff, not only did not die, but got a great opportunity. He tried to control this immortal prison through the ancient jade, and found that everything in the immortal prison would behave according to his ideas. For example, he wanted the tiger stool in the corner to come in front of him, and the tiger stool flew in front of him.

If the immortals who committed the crime were really sealed off, like mortals, then in this prison, he really has to be at his mercy. Of course, Liu Lang is not a violent person. Try not to do anything. After all, Wang Dahui said that the prisoners in the mortal immortal prison are all light prisoners. It is estimated that they will be released in a few days. If the released gods come to retaliate, he will not be able to eat. go.

Liu Lang doesn’t know how far the heaven is from the mortal world, but it has to be calculated in light years. Liu Lang guesses that Wang Dahui will not be able to return first. He looks at the chair in the corner and is about to take a rest, but his **** hasn’t touched the chair yet. , Two figures appeared in the fairy prison, Wang Dahammer returned, and he also brought back a very miserable god

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Chapter 2 Rejoice is so confident

"Damn, so fast!" Liu Lang bounced off his chair and said in surprise.

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu is a fairy, how can a mortal like you understand the methods of a fairy!" Wang Da Hammer said very stubbornly.

Although he was mercilessly despised, Liu Lang tried his best to keep smiling to his boss. Then, he turned his gaze to the **** who committed the crime.

I saw that man wearing a green sermon robe with several large holes torn, holding a hairless whisk in his hand, holding his hair in a bun, and three long beards under his jaw. It may be because he has not been taken care of for too long. , Three strands of beard have been glued into a ball. Of course, the most significant feature of this buddy is still on his face. The three long blood grooves are deeply visible in the bones, which are scratched at first glance.

In fact, this eldest brother has to take a good look at him, he is also a character of immortality, but his appearance at the moment is really miserable.

"Little Liu, this is Guangyaozi Daxian. He has half a year in prison and will be locked up in this mortal prison from now on. This is his specific information. You must treat him well." Wang Dahui smiled and introduced Liu Lang to Liu Lang. Checked the situation.

Before Liu Lang had time to ask other questions, Wang Dahui had drifted away.

Liu Lang picked up the information.

Guangyaozi, male, age: 570, grade: Daxian, at the time of March 15th, nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine in the Tianyuan calendar, he attempted to molest a married woman, Yingdang's family, and hurt the weather of the heavens. , Was sentenced to six months' imprisonment, and the term of imprisonment ended on September 14, nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine of the Tianyuan calendar.

Damn, it turned out to be a five-hundred-year-old hooligan. Unexpectedly, the gods in the heavenly court are also not serious. Although Liu Lang thought so in his heart, he didn't dare to say it. This Guangyaozi was a god, and his sentence was only half a year. This kind of light sentenced prisoner, he had better take care of him, and Wang Dahammer seemed to mean the same.

"Guangyaozi Daxian, my name is Liu Lang, and I am the jailer of this mortal prison. If you have anything in the future, just call me. Now there are no people here. You can choose any room you want to live in." The wording, Liu Lang said cautiously.

"No need to choose, just this one!" Guang Yaozi chose the nearest cell and walked in directly. Sitting silently on the wooden bed.

Liu Lang breathed a sigh of relief. It would be best if he could play happily together. He was most afraid of coming to some thorny gods. Although he was an invincible existence in this fairy prison, he could not do it or not.

When Liu Lang thought, a big lock appeared on the door of the cell, which was locked with a click. Now Liu Lang was completely relieved.

"If Daxian doesn't have any instructions, then I'll leave." Things are done and Liu Lang is ready to leave. Although Wang Dahui has said that he can blackmail things from these offenders, he hasn't figured out how to blackmail things. After all, they are gods. Ah, I feel guilty even thinking about it.

"Wait a minute, brother, can you give me something to eat?" Guang Yaozi said pitifully, looking at Liu Lang outside.

"No, the gods eat too?" Liu Lang looked surprised.

"Usually I don't eat, but now I have been sealed off and cannot mobilize the immortal power in my body, so just like ordinary people, you will be hungry if you don't replenish energy. Although you can't die without eating for a long time, it will be very uncomfortable." Yaozi explained.

"Wang Dahammer, that **** didn't say that the immortal prison is also responsible for the food! There is no kitchen here, let alone eat. Is it that I have to pay for my own money and invite these gods to eat? You know I rely on women to eat. "Liu Lang scolded Wang Dahui's ancestor a hundred times in his heart.

Then, his eyes suddenly lit up. Isn't this a business opportunity?

The gods need to eat, so I'll just sell the food here. Everyone is a figure with a good face, so you can't just eat without paying, right? The immortals don’t have RMB, so they can just give some baby pill or whatever. For example, Wang Dazhu’s marrow Yijin pill that Wang Dahui gave himself before, tastes quite good. A man with a table like that pill is exchanged for a full table of Han Han, he is also Earned.

Thinking of this, Liu Lang deliberately showed an embarrassed expression.

"Daxian, according to the regulations, our mortal immortal prison does not care about food. The young one is just a temporary worker with a low salary. If I buy you food with money, I will be hungry."

"That's okay, you can help me get some food, and I will pay you."

Sure enough, on the road, he is worthy of a god, I haven't said yet, he understands. Liu Lang suddenly discovered that Guang Yaozi was actually quite cute.

However, what Guang Yaozi said next made Liu Lang want to scold his mother.

"But I don't have any money now. My money is used to buy the King Sledgehammer. Otherwise, it won't be sent to the mortal world. Don't you know that the immortal prisons in the heavenly court are all eight-person rooms, and there is no independent toilet, let alone Take a shower, and I’m a little bit hygienic, so I’m not used to staying there.

Wang Dahammer, your mother!

Liu Lang greeted Wang Dahui's ancestors again in his heart. You blackmailed Guangyaozi's money away, and asked me to drink Beifeng.

"Why don't I pay for it first, and when I release it, I will pay you back as soon as possible?" Guang Yaozi discussed.

"Account? You gods flying in the air, when you go out, where can I find you?" Liu Lang said in a bad mood.

Guangyaozi looked depressed, "Don't say that, everyone is a scholar, do you think I am a person who is reckless?"

"Like, very similar!" Liu Lang categorically cut the line.

A penny really stumped the hero, Guang Yaozi almost cried. He has lived for more than five hundred years, and has never been so embarrassed before.

"Forget it, because you are the first prisoner in this immortal prison. It's just that I have accumulated good virtues and done good deeds. Guangyaozi Daxian will remember my good in the future. You can wait a moment, I'll go out to find you Let's eat," Liu Lang couldn't bear to look at Guang Yaozi's face.

Seeing Liu Lang was about to leave, Guangyaozi stopped Liu Lang again, rubbing his hands and said, "Well, brother, I have to beg you for something. Can you get me some water, not too much, I am I want to wash my beard. You know that I have some cleanliness, especially this beard. It must be clean. Don't you know, in the heavenly court, I am known as the beautiful bearded fairy, and I rely on this beard to pick up girls."

"There are so many things, wait!" Liu Lang replied angrily. Immediately, his thoughts moved and he appeared outside the fairy prison, but the next moment he began to scold his mother again.

Because Liu Lang found himself in a canyon. There are smooth cliffs on both sides, you can't climb up, there is a small stream flowing slowly in the middle of the cliffs. He could feel the fairy prison hidden in the cliff.

"What kind of land is Wang Dahui's election!" Liu Lang cursed.

There is a stream at the foot, and there is water, but where can I find food in this barren mountain? Liu Lang was very depressed, but he was a trustworthy person. Since he promised Guangyaozi, he must do it. After thinking about it, he walked down the stream. After walking for a full half an hour, I didn't get out of the canyon, let alone people, not even a small animal.

Huh? what is that?

Suddenly, Liu Lang's eyes lit up and he found a plastic bag on a relatively flat ground not far away. The inside of the plastic bag was red, green and green.

When he walked over and picked it up, Liu Lang was overjoyed, because the plastic bag contained an unsealed small raccoon dry noodles, half a bread, a bitten ham sausage, and an empty mineral water bottle. In addition, there is half a bottle of Rejoice shampoo.

"It is estimated that those who like outdoor adventure left when they camped here." Seeing traces of tents installed around, Liu Lang secretly guessed. Then he filled a bottle of stream water with a mineral water bottle, and then returned to the fairy prison with a plastic bag.

Guang Yaozi was already eager to see through, his eyes flashed when Liu Lang came back.

This great immortal was really hungry, and regardless of sanitation, he swallowed the leftover instant noodles, bread, and ham in his belly in two bites.

"Great grace does not say thank you, brother, if there is anything that needs my help in the future, I will try my best. By the way, did you bring the water?" After eating, Guang Yaozi thanked Liu Lang for a while, and then remembered his own Moustache.

"Here you! Save some use, just this bottle!" Liu Lang threw the water to Guang Yaozi.

Guang Yaozi carefully poured some onto his beard, rubbed and rubbed it, but he found sadly that his beard couldn't be washed clean with water because he hadn't washed it for too many days.

"Daxian, try this." Liu Lang threw the half bottle of Rejoice in the plastic bag to Guang Yaozi.

Guang Yaozi obviously never used this mortal shampoo. He hesitantly squeezed some, rubbed it on the beard, rubbed it a few times, and rinsed it with water. The half-foot-long beard was immediately cleaned and it was dark and shiny. .

"There is such a **** in the mortal world!" Guang Yaozi took the shampoo, looked at the trademark on it, and said suspiciously: "This thing is called Rejoice?"

"Yes, it's called Rejoice." Then Liu Lang remembered the famous overseas advertisement and said coquettishly, "Rejoice is so confident!"