The Heaven’s Jailer

"Thirty years of pregnancy, my dear, you are better than Nezha Third Prince." Liu Lang remembered that Nezha had only been pregnant for three years and six months.

"Nezha's mother was a mortal at the time, how could it be compared with my mother." The little friend said in a cocky voice.

"I don't know who is your mother?" Liu Lang asked.

"Daxian? You too underestimated our family background. You ask me these brothers, whose parents are not a great power above the golden immortal? My mother is the famous Yuhong Tianzun from the Heavenly Court, are you afraid? I knelt on the ground and sang Conquer. From now on, this immortal prison will be my last word."

The little friend Da Ma, who looked like the leader, walked to Liu Lang's side, dragged the stool next to Liu Lang under his butt, and sat down on his back.

"Damn! Sure enough, just like what Wang Dahui said, this bunch of little friends are so **** boundless!" In this fairy prison, if Liu Lang can't cure a group of children, then there will be no need to mess around.

"I don't know the name of the first name?" Liu Lang asked with a smile.

"Chen Thirty, you can call me Brother Thirty from now on." Sitting on the stool, Chen Thirty had already regarded himself as the master of the immortal prison.

When in the heavenly court, it was the same. As long as the mother's name was reported, no matter what the great immortal and the little immortal, Tianzun was a super power that surpassed the golden immortal, and there were few in the entire heavenly court.

The little jailer in front of him was just a mortal. Hearing the words Yuhong Tianzun, he was not scared to urinate. It was considered pretty good.

"Brother Thirty...very good!" Liu Lang smiled coldly, and the stool under Chen Thirty’s **** flew away. As you can imagine, Chen Thirty-one’s **** fell to the ground and he was sealed off by Xianli. , Just like a mortal, he fell a bit hard this time, and tears came out.

"My biggest hobby is to bully little friends!" Liu Lang showed an evil smile on his face, and when he thought of it, a rope flew in front of him, and directly tied Chen Thirty into rice dumplings, and then Liu Lang picked it up. Chen Thirty was thrown directly into the cell next to him.

"Liu Lang, do you dare to do this to me, I told my mother that you will never live beyond birth." Although he was tied up, Chen Thirty still refused to accept it.

Liu Lang was unmoved, he reached out his hand to take off his shoes, and then took off the two wet socks. That's right, Liu Lang has sweaty feet. It is normal for the socks to be wet. With a ball in his hand, Liu Lang came directly to Chen Thirty. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he put the smelly socks into Chen Thirty's mouth.

Chen Thirty quickly rolled his eyes, obviously not lightly smoked by the socks.

Then Liu Lang clapped his hands, stood up, and smiled at the other children, "Chen Thirty questioned my brother Lang’s authority, so I decided to punish him in confinement for three days and not eat. Are you following Brother Thirty on a hunger strike, or Follow my brother Lang to eat spicy food, it depends on your own performance."

The so-called capture the thieves first capture the king, and subdue the leader of the gang of Sao Nian criminals, Chen Thirty, Liu Lang does not believe what other children can make.

Sure enough, after a moment of silence, someone started to stand in line again.

"Brother Lang is powerful, and I will confuse Brother Lang from now on."

"Actually, I've seen Chen Thirty unhappy long ago!"

"Brother Lang, what does it mean to drink spicy food? Is it possible for mortal children to drink alcohol?"

With the first one, there will be a second one. After a while, Chen Thirty's more than a dozen **** boys all turned to Liu Lang.

Chen Thirty was so angry that he stared at Liu Lang fiercely. If his eyes could kill people, Liu Lang would have died a hundred times, but unfortunately, his hands and feet were tied up, and his mouth was blocked by smelly socks, he couldn't vent at all. .

"Since you call me Brother Lang, then I naturally can't treat you badly." Liu Lang went directly to Zhu Dachang, picked up his specialty dishes, and made a whole table.

Then Liu Lang deliberately set the table outside Chen San's cell, and the aroma of the food passed through the iron fence and unscrupulously penetrated into Chen San's nostrils.

Liu Lang and a group of children ate and drank, and Chen Thirty's eyes were green. He was in the stage of growing his body. After being sealed with the power of immortality, he was more hungry than an adult god.

A whole day has passed since he was caught and sent to this mortal immortal prison. During this day, Chen had 30 meters of water before entering, and his chest was already on his back. At this time, they saw Liu Lang and the others ate a lot. Drink, hunger immediately rises.

"Sample, see how long you can last!" Liu Lang glanced at Chen Thirty with the corners of his eyes.

Soon, the children were full, and Liu Lang waved his hand and asked them to find the cell they wanted to live in, and which room they wanted to live in.

"Woo..." Chen Thirty shook his head and seemed to have something to say.

"Why, convinced? Are you going to kneel on the ground and sing Conquest?" Liu Lang walked into the cell and took out the smelly socks from Chen Thirty's mouth.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Chen San couldn't help but vomit without socks.

After vomiting for a long time, he raised his head and straightened his neck and said: "Son of Tianzun, how easy is it to give in!"

"That's it! Very good!" Liu Lang put his socks into Chen Thirty's mouth again.

"Uuuuu..." Chen Thirty was about to cry without tears. He didn't intend to play with Liu Lang and let it go. Before the business matter was said, his mouth was blocked again, which was too depressing.

"If you have something to say quickly, let your fart go quickly, Brother Lang doesn't have that much time to waste with you, you have to go out to carry your mother's name, I will just put this socks in your ass." Liu Lang viciously Said.

Chen Thirty suddenly tightened the chrysanthemum.

"Okay, let's talk about business." Chen Thirty didn't dare to play sideways anymore.

In fact, Liu Lang was not afraid of Chen Thirty's mother, but he didn't know what level Tianzun was.

Just like you told the boss of the street deep-fried dough sticks, my little brother is Zuckerberg, and the boss will surely ask Zuckerberg which ethnic group sells soy milk in a daze.

The two sides are not people of the same world at all.

"I'm hungry. I want to eat. In exchange, I can give you a golden pill." Chen Thirty said his thoughts.

"Golden pill? What kind of pill?" Liu Lang suddenly came to his mind. Last time, Wang Dahui gave him a marrow-washing and tendon-easy pill, which made him temper his body. If this is another one, he may be able to cross another realm. . At that time, if you fight with Wu Shang again, Wu Shang will be in seconds.

"I don't know what kind of golden pill, I picked it up when I smashed it into the Laojun Pill Furnace," Chen Thirty said.

"The golden pill of Taishang Laojun?" Liu Lang was overjoyed. It is rumored that Monkey King, Monkey King, ate the elixir of Taishang Laojun, and then practiced it in the pill furnace. He has a golden eye and can see the essence of all monsters and ghosts. I am not very demanding. I just need to be able to see through ordinary people. For example, what is the color of beautiful women’s underwear, and the **** are T-shaped or C-shaped. I feel excited when I think about it. To describe it in an ancient poem, it’s really full of gardens. Spring can't be closed, a red apricot is coming out of the wall!

"I did this business!"

After smirking for three seconds, Liu Lang directly untied Chen Thirty’s rope, and then personally made Chen Thirty a table of dishes. Chen Thirty was full of wine and rice. He burped and then took it out of his arms. A golden elixir.