The Heaven’s Jailer

"Master Pig, what are you doing?" Liu Lang was surprised when he looked at the white and clean little meat in front of him. Because this new prisoner brought by Wang Dahui came to the mortal hell, the former marshal of the canopy, the messenger of the West Tianjingtan, and the director of the Tianhe Guard Office. The legend is that everyone loves, flowers bloom, and cars burst. The second brother of the fetus, Zhu Bajie.

Speaking of it, the current Zhu Bajie is also a member of the heavenly court, in charge of Tianhe, holding a heavy soldier, and in terms of status, he is definitely not lower than Xiao Luoli's powerful director. It stands to reason that even if such a big man commits some minor crimes, he can definitely be fooled. However, for serious crimes, it is not appropriate to put them in a mortal immortal prison. After all, this is mainly a light sentence.

"Oh, people are so handsome, so easy to hate!" Zhu Bajie sighed and said, "I don't know which grandson reported my life style problem. Although no substantive evidence was found, the Jade Emperor asked me to look for it. This place will reflect on it carefully. When the impact is eliminated, the official will be restored to his post."

"Master Pig is detained in this situation, but the conditions at the detention center are too poor. Considering this situation, I brought Master Pig to the Mortal Immortal Prison. You have to treat him well." Wang Dahui explained.

"Don't worry, I always admire Master Pig, Master Pig, come with me, how about this cell?" Then, Liu Lang took Zhu Bajie to a standard cell cell.

The last time Li Yao was imprisoned, Wei Haiqing gave Liu Lang a thousand amethyst coins. In order to improve the living conditions for Li Yao, Liu Lang newly renovated four standard-room cells. They have not been released yet, and they happened to be given to the second brother. Arrange one.

"Damn! This is a cell?" As soon as he entered the cell, Zhu Bajie was immediately surprised. A while ago, when he came to the mortal immortal prison to look for the pill for refining the sky, he remembered that the cell where he lived in the refining sky was simpler than this. too much.

"This is a standard room cell just launched by Mortal Immortal Prison. What you saw before is an ordinary room. The conditions of the standard room are a higher level than the ordinary room." Liu Lang explained. When Zhu Bajie came last time, he gave him a bottle of Five Stone Pills, so Liu Lang didn't mention the charge for standard rooms, even if it was a free gift.

"This is a higher grade, and the three grades are about the same." Zhu Bajie wandered around the room, touching it and taking a look, and soon came to the Simmons bed, sitting on the big bed, up and down. After a moment, his eyes lighted up, "This bed is good, big and soft, and flexible. It must be very fun to play..."

Liu Lang and Wang Dahui suddenly got black lines on their foreheads.

The second brother's words and demeanor did not seem to be framed.

Of course, you just need to be clear about this kind of thing, and you can't ask.

"Since Lord Pig is quite satisfied with the conditions here, you can stay here with peace of mind. I have to return to the Heavenly Court to return to the leader, so I won't accompany you much." Wang Dahui said that he was all right here and said goodbye.

"Guardian Wang, please!" Zhu Bajie said without looking back, still studying the Simmons bed.

Wang Dahui nodded to Liu Lang and disappeared into the mortal prison.

"The bed is good. It's a pity that I don't have an opponent. I can't fight even if I want to fight." After lying down and lying down and experiencing the Simmons bed for a while, Zhu Bajie stood up and shook his head and sighed.

Liu Lang smiled and said, "Master Pig, since you like this big bed, when you go out, you can take this big bed away. Isn't it the same to go back to the heaven to fight!"

"This is not so good!" Zhu Bajie said embarrassedly.

"What's wrong, Mr. Pig likes it, I give it to Mr. Pig, that's not a normal thing." Liu Lang patted his chest and said. Although there are many immortals in the mortal prison, none of them are as well-known as the second brother. Even Zhang Daoling, who founded the Tianshijiao, is not as famous as the second brother.

Therefore, Liu Lang has a natural sense of closeness to the second brother.

"I know how to do things!" Zhu Bajie couldn't help but raised his thumb and praised Liu Lang. Then he smiled, "The five stone pills I gave you last time, how did you use it?"

"The effect is great!" Liu Lang vowed. Of course, this effect does not reflect on himself. In fact, up to now, Liu Lang has only used one on Yue Jing. It is precisely because of that five-stone pill that Lin Tingfeng and the Yue family are now in a difficult fight, and there is no time to take care of the Zhongyu Ecological Farm. Otherwise, Lin Tingfeng's urinary ability would have already shot the farm.

"That's good, just tell me when you're done, I'll go to the Magic Refining Master Guild to give it to you." Zhu Bajie said very generously.

"I don't need it for the time being." Liu Lang smiled embarrassedly. He has no women now, and the Five Stone Pills are not consumed at all, and even if there are women, Liu Lang does not intend to use the Five Stone Pills.

Because he has confidence in his abilities.

Liu Lang is a character who respects me and I respect others. When Zhu Bajie is so good, he naturally has to express himself.

"Master Pig hasn't eaten dinner yet, I'll let Zhu Dachang cook some dishes for you."

Based on Liu Lang's understanding of Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie has two major hobbies, one is to love women, and the other is to love to eat. As long as he is a foodie, he will definitely be interested in the dishes made by the heavenly kitchen **** Zhu Dachang.

As Liu Lang expected, when he heard Zhu Dachang's name, the second brother immediately became excited.

"Zhu Dachang is also in the mortal prison?"

"The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother were offended a while ago and were sentenced to one year in prison. Zhu Dachang is now the head of the mortal prison cafeteria and is responsible for cooking for the prisoners every day."

"I didn't expect that being a prison would still have this benefit. Then I will bother Brother Xiao Liu." Zhu Bajie laughed.

"Lord Pig, wait a moment, I'll go to the kitchen now." Liu Lang turned and exited Zhu Bajie's cell and brought back four dishes within half an hour.

Of course, there is also a German dark beer specially used to entertain guests.

"I remember the last time I ate Chef Zhu's dishes when I just returned to the Heavenly Court from Xitian. It is almost three hundred years ago." Zhu Bajie took the bowls and chopsticks in Liu Lang's hands, "Then I will be polite. "

"Please!" Liu Lang smiled.

Zhu Bajie nodded, took a bite of the dish slowly, and chewed it in his mouth, with an expression of enjoyment on his face.

Liu Lang originally thought Zhu Bajie was gobbled up, but he didn't expect that the food would be so gentle.

After tasting all four dishes, Zhu Bajie nodded in satisfaction, "It's still the original recipe, and the familiar taste, good, very good!"

"You will taste this wine again." Liu Lang opened a can of beer and placed it in front of Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie took a sip, "The taste is different from ordinary wine, it is very distinctive."

"It's called beer, and it's very popular in the mortal world." Liu Lang explained.

Seeing Zhu Bajie’s taste for a bite of food and wine, Liu Lang couldn’t help thinking secretly, and let Zhu Bajie eat and drink for nothing, but he was a little bit disadvantaged, and he had to make a profit. He saw Zhu Bajie’s handsome little fresh meat image. , Liu Lang suddenly thought of Zhu Bajie's skill, thirty-six changes!