The King of Variety Entertainment

The Chinese artists who work hard in this mature market in Japan are really rare. Those who have died will not talk about them. I feel sorry when I mention them. Now I am still active in the entertainment star celebrities. Xu Ruoxuan made his debut in Japan and became famous. The method is a bit vague. Everyone knows this, and He Jiedong and Hu Ji who played the leading roles in Japanese dramas, but they are also half-purple in Japan. As for the others, they are basically not well-known and mixed.

"Yueyue, have you been on a Japanese variety show?"

"Ah! Don't believe it, I'm on a variety show, I won't lie to you!"

Seeing Xiao Yueyue's sincere face, Shabei couldn't believe it, came over and squeezed him on the body, twitched west, attacked his stomach with his fingers, and asked with a smile: "Do you understand Japanese? Can you Communicate with the Japanese? "

Xiao Yueyue argued, "I tell you, four crosstalk lessons, learning to sing and laugh, and the person who says crosstalk is best at language learning. I am especially talented in language. Before I go to Tokyo with a master, I strengthen After 10 days of assault, I took down the Japanese and spoke fluently! "

This cowhide is so big that Shabei doesn't believe it, and He Jiong doesn't believe it. He Jiong came over: "Yueyue, do you really speak Japanese? Come, come and give us a spot on the scene?"

Xiaoyueyue pulled Yang An over: "Just say it, but I'm going to partner with Brother Yang."

Seeing Xiao Yueyue coming to pull herself, Yang An only met his eyes and knew what he wanted to do. Xiao Yueyue wanted to make a temporary partner with him for a small cross talk.

As an excellent host who can catch anything, of course Yang An can not counsel, but he first throws out a burden and then says, smiling and refusing: "Do n’t make trouble, Yue Yue, you do n’t even have a junior high school diploma, what Japanese do you learn? We are both illiterate. Actually, illiteracy is not shameful. Really, there is no need to deliberately put gold on your face. Everyone knows your level. "

The smile on Xiaoyueyue ’s face instantly freezes, and the laughter is constantly around. These guys who talk about crosstalk like to use primary school children ’s stalks. Yang An loves to use it, and Xiaoyueyue is also very funny when he uses it. The other people ’s desks are funny .

Snapped!

Xiaoyueyue patted Yang An's shoulder and bumped him again, coquettishly: "Brother, how do you hate what you hold?"

Yang An suddenly realized: "I'm sorry, I turned out to be a haha, haha, I have forgotten it! Let's come back ... hehe ... wow Yueyue, how can you speak Japanese? Come, come and say a few words to everyone listen!"

Hahaha ...

Once these two guys entered the state of talking, even if they had never cooperated before, they could cooperate with each other and everyone laughed.

Xiaoyue Yue rolled his sleeves and said proudly: "Okay, then I will speak a few standard Japanese. Hey, do you understand Japanese?"

Yang An shook his head: "Of course I don't understand Japanese anymore, isn't it because they don't accept me from Beiwai, I think my foreign language level is low."

Xiaoyue grows a breath: "That's the best!"

Yang An reacted and said unwillingly: "Hey! What is the best? So you intend to be here with me, right? What do you guys say? I do n’t understand, but I am all experts behind me, Teacher He Understand nine foreign languages, including Japanese. "

He Jiong hesitated, sneered, why was he pointing at him?

Xiaoyue Yue said: "How dare I be fooled by you, I mean if you don't understand Japanese, I can explain to you later."

Yang An suddenly realized: "It turned out that I misunderstood you. Come on Yue Yue, talk about your standard Japanese, Teacher He, you all listen carefully and listen to what this guy said."

Everyone sneered, and saw Xiao Yueyue standing upright, coughing twice, holding his breath and looking serious, and said, "You take one, I take two, and he takes the hoe! Where to dig potatoes, dig potatoes in the suburbs, One sack? Hey one sack! "

puff!

He Jiong had already laughed, hiding in the crowd behind him, lying on Sha Bei's shoulders and trembling with laughter. He certainly understood Japanese. Xiao Yueyue, Nima, was nonsense, not Japanese.

It ’s just that Xiao Yueyue scrambled the tones of the Chinese characters. The words are still those characters, but the tones are all wrong. His tone is completely the imitating Japanese tone when speaking. At first glance, it ’s pretty flickering. I still can't understand what I understand.

But Shabei understood a small part, her mouth turned into an o-shape, and she looked at Xiao Yueyue's direction, and she couldn't say a word. She was too cynical. Really good!

Although other people couldn't understand the "Japanese", but seeing Jiong He's reaction, he knew that this was a rather ridiculous sentence, all followed with a laugh and thunderous applause.

Yang An was also smirking. His task of holding up the sorrow was not over yet. He said, "Can you translate sentence by sentence?"

Xiaoyueyue translated, explaining sentence by sentence: "At the beginning of the month, I went to Tokyo for cultural exchange with the master. The foreign party invited us to eat a buffet. The restaurant is too luxurious, the decoration is too beautiful, the food is also rich, and the various sashimi , Sushi, seafood, chicken, duck, fish, etc., one of them is my favorite, stewed potatoes! "

Hahaha!

It's sloppy!

There are so many delicious Japanese dishes, it is hard to get a country. Your uncle eats nothing, but also loves potato stew?

Not only that, Xiao Yueyue also emphasized: "I love stewed potatoes the most, and when I see it, I am salivating, and I also prefer to eat it with mustard."

A serious book, Xiao Yueyue is so funny, he laughed at the audience, Yang An holding hands shook his head and sighed, thumbs up: "Yueyue, I still have such a heavy taste today I heard for the first time that you must eat stewed potatoes with mustard. "

Xiaoyue laughed and smacked Yang An's shoulder proudly: "I'm okay? Not only do I love potatoes, my brother also loves, my master also loves, so we all took a few potatoes, and I said to my brother, You take one, I take two, the master has a large amount of food for the elderly, he takes three, and the first sentence comes in Japanese. You take one, I take two, and he takes 仨 ... "

The hall was full of laughter, and Yang An asked again, "What about the rest?"

Xiao Yueyue was serious: "My brother asked me where to dig potatoes, and I answered him, digging potatoes in the suburbs, and he asked about how many potatoes there are and how much yield. Is it digging a sack? I said, hey, digging A sack! "

Yang An showed a startled expression, and afterwards she was convinced and convinced: "This is your standard Japanese! Ah, it's terrific, it's knowledge!"

Xiaoyueyue arched his hand proudly: "You're welcome, I can be praised for my life!"

You come and go, I am holding you in amusement, a Japanese version of the Japanese dialogue, and make everyone around laugh.

After the two happily tease everyone, He Jiong laughed and asked, "Yueyue, even if you know Japanese, you haven't told everyone yet, what's the name of your variety show?"

Xiao Yueyue patted his chest and proudly said, "I was on the most popular variety show in Japan," Yuezhang Ye Weiyang "now! How about it, am I shocked? Do you think I am very powerful? Hahahaha ~ Come and worship Let me, I should be the first star in the country to have "Yue Yue Ye Wei Wei"! "

Everyone on the stage was really surprised. As the top host, entertainer, and producer of the variety show, they are certainly no strangers to this Japanese variety show.

Seeing that most of the audience are whispering to each other, Yang An introduced: "Maybe there are many friends in the audience who don't know what kind of program this is, I think it is necessary to spread it a little. This program is related to our domestic sports variety and Idol variety is different, there are only two hosts, no guests, mainly play vcr. There are multiple topics in each issue, such as a sentence you hate to hear, or "tofu brain is sweet or salty" The show crew took to the streets to interview ordinary Japanese people, and the various funny comments made by passersby, combined with the sharp voicing of the two hosts, were important points for the success of this late-night show. "

Xiaoyue Yue began to eat again and was very proud: "I heard that the ratings of recent issues have exceeded 10, will I be a household star in Japan overnight? Hahaha ~"

Hearing Xiao Yueyue's laughter, everyone applauded and booed him.

Yang An was curious: "Yue Yue, I'm really curious what you can do in this show? Are you a passerby being interviewed? But you don't speak Japanese ~ www.NovelMTL.com ~ How do you communicate with Japanese communicate with?"

He Jiong also came over: "Yueyue, although for foreigners studying Japanese all over the world," Yuezuki Night Weiyang "is a must-see program to understand Japanese customs and culture, but you are a Chinese comic actor, I I can't imagine the significance of your participation in this show. "

Shabei said impatiently: "As far as he is, he is definitely a passerby, and he is a passerby who does not even understand Japanese, and he does not take a photo for more than 3 seconds!"

Xiao Yueyue was anxious, arguing with her neck arguing: "I was on for 15 seconds, and I read the first part of" Report Name "!"

Wow!

The audience laughed wildly and applauded. No one expected that Xiaoyueyue would speak Chinese "Report Name" on the most popular variety show in Japan? Is this world crazy?

Yang An really believes that the director of the show ’s editorial team is open-minded and has flew to the sky. Any strange topic can be found out, and the host Matsushita took the top position in the ranking of Japanese artist influence last year. From a family background, this kind of Japanese late-night variety show does everything. What does it mean to ask a Chinese person to say "report name"?

Yang An asked, "What was the topic of your interview?"

Xiaoyueyue thought for a while, a little embarrassed and said, "What is the hardest password twister you will be, in fact, I will be harder." Report Name "is just more famous."

Yang An almost collapsed: "People asked you to tell a tongue twister, and you passed the" Report Name "to others to tell you ... I really convinced you Yueyue!"

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ps: Shi Shengjie, Shi Fukuan, friends of the classic crosstalk "Learn Japanese" to be continued ~ www.NovelMTL.com ~, you can search "blue book", you can find this site as soon as possible.