The Local Lazy Man System

"Oh, I forgot to buy it."

Ye Yaorong said. When I went to the market the other day, I forgot to buy Spring Festival couplets.

Chinese New Year has the habit of sticking couplets, sticking couplets, Chinese traditional New Year customs.

At the beginning of the Chinese New Year and the Spring Festival is approaching, the first thing is to stick the door **** and couplet. Every year on the 30th (or 29th) of the New Year, every household will go to the streets to buy Spring Festival couplets. Some Yaxing people also spread paper and splash ink and sing spring to decorate the doors inside and outside the house. It is entrusted to the Chinese people's good wish to ward off evil and eliminate disasters and welcome prosperity and happiness.

The level of the couplets posted often reflects the master's knowledge. But now, couplets are also produced in batches, although the language is the same, but the workmanship is exquisite, which can be considered to make up for the shortcomings.

There is one thing to say, whether you write the Spring Festival couplets by yourself or buy the Spring Festival couplets, don’t post them in the wrong place. Putting the upper and lower couplets upside down is not an auspicious or unlucky problem, but it’s easy for people to look at jokes and think that this shop does not culture.

The couplet in ancient times was written from right to left, so the upper couplet was on the right side of the door. Now, because of the writing habit from left to right, there are also some people sticking the upper link to the left of the door.

Where should it be posted? This depends on the writing of the horizontal batch. If the horizontal batch is written from right to left, the upper link should be pasted on the right, and the reverse link should be pasted on the left.

In addition, in addition to the requirements of antithetical warfare, couplets should generally be up and down, that is, the tones of the ending words of the upper couplet should fall to the upper and lower tones, and the tone of the ending words of the lower couplet should fall on the flat tone.

"What should we do? Let's buy couplets now? Or ask the old village chief to write them for us?"

Liu Qingqing looked at his man and asked. Had it not been for Ye Shuting's words, Liu Qingqing had forgotten to post the Spring Festival couplets.

"You don't need to bother the old village chief. Your man can also write couplets." Ye Yaorong shook his head and said.

Calligraphy and painting do not leave home, Ye Yaorong's current painting skills are already at the **** level. Although this calligraphy level is much worse, it is also at the master level.

Writing a Spring Festival couplet is not a piece of cake. Where can I ask others for help? I am now a versatile farmer.

"Brother Honor, can you write Spring Festival couplets?"

Ye Xiaojuan asked in surprise. After all, few young people now write Spring Festival couplets. In the past, the old village chief would write Spring Festival couplets in the entire Taoyuan Village. Every year, the villagers would go to the village committee to ask the old village chief to write a couplets for their home.

"Of course, your Brother Honor has a lot of things!" Ye Yaorong said complacently.

"Bag."

Ma Lin said in disbelief. Ma Lin has heard Ye Shuting say that this Brother Honor is just a farmer who never graduated from junior high school. In the past, he was a famous lazy person in Taoyuan Village.

Although he is very good at cooking and fighting, he is estimated to be able to martial arts, but this does not mean that he is highly educated, in current words. Ye Yaorong was a "crude man," and Ma Lin didn't believe he could write spring couplets.

You must know that you have to write Spring Festival couplets well, but you must have a certain brush calligraphy skills. Nowadays young people have a few brush calligraphy skills.

"Why don't you believe me yet, let me tell you that a dean of your Southern Zhejiang University invited me to be an associate professor in your college. I am still considering it. Writing Spring Festival couplets is really trivial to me."

Seeing Ma Lin dare to underestimate herself. Ye Yaorong said a little unhappy. Tell me about the last time Ma Xudong, the deputy dean of the School of Medicine of Southern Zhejiang University, invited him to be a guest professor. Although I don't know the result will be like this, it does not prevent Ye Yaorong from bragging about this.

After all, being a big man, being asked by girls, especially a beautiful girl, in front of three other beautiful girls, questioned his literacy level, which hurt Ye Yaorong's self-esteem.

You know Ye Yaorong is a very masculine person.

"Brother Honor, are you kidding, you said you want to come to our school as an associate professor?"

Ye Shuting stared at Ye Yaorong and asked. In fact, this incident surprised Ye Shuting too much. You must know that the professors are all very educated people. Brother Honor is a farmer who has not graduated from junior high school. How could he be an associate professor at a key university like Southern Zhejiang University?

"Didn't I tell you, I'm still thinking about it." Ye Yaorong said lightly, disdainful of being an associate professor.

"Brother Glory. You pretend, but you're a bit over-pretending."

Ma Lin killed him and didn't believe in Ye Yaorong's words. How could he be an associate professor at Southern Zhejiang University as a farmer.

Is it because his cooking skills are good, so invite him to teach cooking? There is no culinary art school or martial arts school in Zhejiang South University.

"Hey. No one believes the truth these years." Ye Yaorong said helplessly.

"Brother Honor, if you can be an associate professor of our school, I can become a professor of our school." Ma Lin said, anyway, Ma Lin just didn't believe that Ye Yaorong could be the deputy dean of his college.

"Forget it, don’t say it. Sooner or later, when you are surprised, Tingting, you go to the village committee and get some red paper with couplets. Today, Brother Honor will show you a hand, let you see, master calligraphy "Ye Yaorong said.

"Well, I will get it now."

Ye Shuting immediately took the order to go to the village committee to get the red paper. This spring couplet represents the prosperous and festive meaning, so red paper must be used.

This is also related to the custom of Chinese people. Red is a bright color and symbolizes celebration.

Since ancient times, every new year, festivals, weddings and ceremonies, from the lanterns and festoons, clothing utensils, decoration equipment, all the bright red color to reflect the richness of the happy event, not only expresses the congratulations to the festival, but also the inner joy from the red joy. Exudes.

This red, which symbolizes auspiciousness, also continues to convey a lasting and festive atmosphere.

Taohong sees another spring year, and what brings us is that the spring comes with red, willow and green, and the colorful scenery. Therefore, among the ancient poets and poets, "red" is often the favorite of poets, and the "red" is brought into full play.

In China~www.NovelMTL.com~Red also has the function of expelling evil. For example, in ancient China, the walls of many palaces and temples were red, and officials, mansions, and costumes were mostly red, the so-called "Zhu Men" and "Zhu Yi"

In Chinese traditional culture, the color corresponding to the fire in the Five Elements is red, and the Li Gua in the Eight Diagrams also symbolizes red.

The meaning of red in the hearts of Chinese people is diverse. People love red and are afraid of red. Red is also the last warning line in people's hearts.

Nowadays, the society is full of feasts and feasts. Who is not trapped by the temptation of fame and wealth?

The red lights at the crossroads are even more dazzling, and safety must be ensured at any time by observing the “restrictions”.

If you are in the world, if something goes against your conscience and morality, you can immediately light up a red light in your heart, and stop now, you can avoid endless disasters.

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The weather is getting cold, the otaku's hands are freezing, and the code word speed can't increase, so today’s third and fourth updates will not be advanced. You should get up tomorrow morning and watch again. Chapter Four is estimated to be after two in the morning. (To be continued.)