The Local Lazy Man System

"I won't go up. I'm too fat to climb that high mountain."

Dai Wanli said. Dai Wanli is a big fat man now, and walking a few more steps is too tiring, let alone climbing such a high mountain.

"I'm not going up either."

The female classmate who came with Chen Haishao also shook her head and said. After all, as a student, being able to attend the teacher's funeral, this friendship has arrived, so there is no need to follow up the mountain.

"Brother Honor, are you going up?"

Chen Haishao looked at Ye Yaorong and asked. Chen Haishao was going up the mountain and had to accompany Teacher Wu through this last journey.

"It actually came, I must have given it to the end."

Ye Yaorong said. With the current physique of Ye Yaorong, going up the mountain is not easy. It must be to send her teacher the best part of her life.

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When it comes to the cemetery, it is already ten o’clock in the morning. Today’s hour is a taboo for burial. You must wait until eleven o’clock, which is noon (11-13 o’clock). This time is the auspicious time for burial. Good day.

It was eleven o'clock and the burial began. Before the burial, Mr. Wu's eldest son put the grains made of whole grains in the tomb. There is a small pancake on the top.

There is also a ceramic pot in the tomb, and a bean oil lamp is placed on the pot, which is called an everlasting lamp.

The cannon must be fired when the coffin is put in the tomb, saying that it is to go to the underworld for the dead.

Before sealing the tomb openings, sacrifices should be made to the opening of the mountain. The filial son should burn incense and candles to open the mountain. When opening the mountain, avoid the direction of Tai Sui.

When opening the mountain, a wooden stake should be built before and after the tomb, and then the dutiful son should dig three times with a **** within the scope of the wooden stake.

Then the Eight Immortals came to make acupuncture points, and then burned the portrait of Tai Sui.

After these were set, the coffin was pushed in. Suddenly, the filial sons and grandchildren and the family members would bow down and cry endlessly, already showing their reluctance to leave the old man, crying for a while.

Those who specialize in pushing the coffin into the tomb will lay two bamboos on the bottom of the tomb. When putting it in, put the top of the coffin on it, and then use a crowbar to push it inside. After pushing it in, remove the bottom and finally shovel some turf to seal the hole tightly.

When the last brick was sealed again, the family members would cry very badly, expressing their unwillingness to leave the old man, crying for their sadness.

After the burial, someone set off firecrackers. This firecracker is to exorcise evil spirits.

According to the customs of rural people, the soul of this person after death may run out of the grave at any time and follow the living home.

Therefore, after the burial, firecrackers must be set off, and it is strictly forbidden to look back on the way home, otherwise it will be detrimental to both parties to see the trace of the deceased’s soul in the underworld.

At the funeral. Everyone was wearing white towels. After the funeral, everyone sent a bunch of red ropes and tied them to their arms. Red represents good luck, and it also has the effect of driving away evil spirits.

When I drove back, there were three more people in the car. After all, many people came here on foot. When I went back, I wanted to take a ride. There were just a few people Ye Yaorong knew. Just sit back with Ye Guangrong, a luxurious Audi Q7.

Back to the place of departure, the Wang family had already prepared a washbasin with clear water in it. The mourners must wash their hands when they return, which means they will never die again. Used to drive away bad luck.

After the master’s house held the ceremony to worship the deceased’s spiritual seat, everyone would have a banquet for dinner. After eating, everyone could leave at any time.

"Come and sit down at my house."

After eating the banquet, Ye Yaorong suggested.

"Next time, we'll all buy the two o'clock in the afternoon train tickets to go back. There are still electives to take in the evening." Dai Wanli shook his head and said.

"The train at two o'clock, then I will send it to you." Ye Yaorong thought about it and said.

"Brother Glory, you are partial. You only invite Dai Wanli and the others to play at your house without inviting me." Chen Haishao said.

"Haha, why don't you go to my house to play." Ye Yaorong said with a smile.

"Forget it, you just don't have any sincerity at first sight, don't go." Chen Haishao shook his head and said.

...

"Congratulations to the host for completing the funeral of the head teacher. The system rewards 100 points of honor."

After sending Dai Wanli and his wife to the station, Ye Yaorong just walked out of the station, and the electronic synthesis sound of the lazy system sounded in his mind.

The task was completed, and the 100 glory points were obtained. Ye Yaorong was in a particularly good mood and couldn't help humming a small song.

"Sir, do you want a cell phone?"

A 30-year-old man walked to Ye Yaorong's side and whispered.

"Phone?"

Ye Yaorong couldn't help but looked at the man walking beside him. Ye Yaorong had heard from many people before that there were many people selling fake mobile phones at the train station.

"Yes, Apple's 6S mobile phone, if you want it, you can buy it for three thousand yuan, a brand new one, it doesn't take long."

The man hesitated about Ye Yaorong, feeling that he had a chance, took out a brand new Apple 6S mobile phone from his pocket and showed his face in front of Ye Yaorong, and whispered to Ye Yaorong.

"No."

Ye Yaorong said directly. Not to mention that Ye Yaorong now has an Apple 6S mobile phone in his hand. Even if he doesn’t have it, Ye Yaorong would not buy the man’s hand. Ye Yaorong heard people say that this kind of mysteriously selling mobile phones on the street is basically They sell fake phones.

This kind of copycat mobile phone is imitated the most popular mobile phone style on the market, the whole appearance, and even the function is basically the same as the genuine mobile phone, but the quality and effect are much worse.

Basically, there are only basic functions such as calling and sending messages. There are other functions, but the effect is extremely poor. The purchase price is below 100 Chinese currency. Of course, high imitation phones are slightly more expensive.

But these people who sell fake phones at train stations, of course, would not say that their phones are fake phones. After all, who still wants that fake phone now? You know that many smart phones are very cheap now, three to five hundred yuan. You can buy it with money.

Spend three to five hundred yuan to buy a copycat machine with very poor quality and no guarantee. With this money, you can buy a smartphone at a mobile phone store.

Besides, there are activities to charge phone bills and send mobile phones everywhere. You don't need to spend money to buy a few hundred yuan of mobile phones, and are sent by communication companies.

So now these people who sell fake phones are smarter. They don’t say that they bought fake phones, but parallel or thief goods, so they can buy high prices. With luck, a mobile phone can even earn five dollars. , Sixty times the profit.

Just like when the Apple 6 mobile phone was first launched, it was not available in the domestic market. This is the best opportunity for scammers who buy fake phones to make money. A fake version of the Apple 6 phone is lucky for more than 6,000 yuan. The price is only a hundred yuan, and the profit can be imagined.

The most important thing is that even if you are caught by the police when you sell a counterfeit phone, there is no big deal. The most is to confiscated the money and the counterfeit phone, and detained for a few more days, it will not be enough for a crime and you do not need to go to jail. Of course, many people have done a high-profit, low-risk job.

Ye Yaorong knew that many young people in his village went out to sell this kind of copycat machine, and all of them made a fortune and bought houses and cars outside.

"It's a thief, brand new, you can try the machine."

Of course, men will not give up so easily. Men have been in this business for so long, and of course they are already very experienced. Generally, when passers-by are asked if they want this mobile phone, more than 90% of them will directly say No.

However, many of these people who say no, many of them are actually moved, but the price and quality make these passersby worry.

As long as you make unremitting efforts, passers-by who are more passionate can buy this phone. Once the phone is sold, the person who sells the phone will immediately disappear from here, and it will take a lot of time to sell the phone in another place. It will take a long time to return to this place to continue selling knockoff phones.

"Hit a shot, change another place" is basically the principle of this type of scammer. You must know that some people buy fake mobile phones at a high price and find that they have been scammed when they go home. Basically they will not call the police because everyone knows this. Such things are basically useless.

However, if some people are in a bad mood, they will bring a group of people to the place where they have been deceived and find the person who sold them the fake.

Therefore, when it is dangerous to do this business, frequent mobility is very important.

"I do not need."

Ye Yaorong ignored the man and continued to move forward.

"The price is negotiable, it can be cheaper." The man followed Ye Yaorong and continued to entangled.

"No need, stay away from me."

Ye Yaorong said unhappily. For such people who make money by cheating, Ye Yaorong has no good feelings, but he has no idea of ​​subduing them to send the police.

First of all, Ye Yaorong is not a savior. There are so many scammers in this world that he can't control himself. Secondly, he subdues him and sends him to the police station. What's the use? Pay a fine and come out in a few days and continue to do this business. , Of no use at all.

"How about two thousand?"

The man continued to seduce ~ Ye Yaorong said.

"Don't say two thousand, I won't want two hundred, stay away from me, or I will call the police." Ye Yaorong was annoyed by this man and threatened.

Seeing that Ye Yaorong really didn't want this phone, the man had no choice but to walk away. After all, everyone was making money by cheating, not by snatching it.

It is safer to make money by this kind of deception ~www.NovelMTL.com~ It's a side-by-side ball of the law, it will not constitute a crime, at most detention and education will be released.

But robbery is different. Even if you grab a dollar, it's against the law and you'll be sentenced.

However, the man selling fake mobile phones had just left, and immediately a twelve or three-year-old girl walked over to Ye Yaorong.

"Uncle, can you ask me to eat bowl of noodles, I'm hungry." The little girl looked at Ye Yaorong pitifully and said weakly.

The delicate face, the immature tone, the clean school uniforms, and the pitiful eyes made people feel a little soft.

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