The Lord God Depends on Me

Seeing Ren Xiaofeng and several people running over, Sun Tianzheng yelled frantically: "Madman! Save me! The brain is hypoxic, no, the brain is congested!"

"Fuck!"

Ren Xiaofeng hurriedly stepped forward and put him down.

"Monkey, won't you change direction?"

"Grumbling, haha~huh~huh~"

Sun Tianzheng took the water that Zhang Shengnan handed over was a new drink: "Is this something I can handle?"

Ren Xiaofeng thought for a while, too.

Xia Qingshuang asked curiously: "Who did you learn this last trick from?"

Ye Wanlin pricked her ears immediately.

Isn't this the trick that Xiaofeng used this morning?

Sun Tianzheng drank again: "Hi, this is not, it was a stormy night."

Before he got his head, Zhang Shengnan answered, "You are emptying mineral water bottles in the alley, want to use this to make money for dinner?"

Ye Wanlin: "Then a monk who was starving to death fell in front of you?"

Xia Qingshuang: "Finally, he said that you are a martial arts prodigy, and you want to exchange a secret book for a steamed bun in your hand?"

Fairy Hu also came over at this time: "Then you traded half a bun for half a cheat?"

"Huh? How did you know?"

Just as Sun Tianzheng was about to nod his head, he suddenly realized something was wrong: "Huh? Big Fairy Hu, why are you here?"

"Oh, it's not that people are playing well. Suddenly there is too much movement here, which attracts them."

After speaking, she immediately returned to her senses: "Don't change the subject, Xiao Fengfeng has made up your story."

Sun Tianzheng was stunned for a moment: "Fuck! Crazy, you copy me!"

"Who is plagiarizing you! Don't worry, this is something I made up this morning." Ren Xiaofeng said angrily.

Swish!

Everyone's eyes focused.

They are all three points for narrowing, six points for playfulness, and one point for you to edit, you see our sincerity, believe it or not.

"Ahem, I mean, I experienced it. Actually, that day, it was me and the monkey. You know, we are buddies, and we almost act together if something happens."

Ren Xiaofeng's brain turned rapidly, and within 0.03 seconds, he quickly entered the state of saying the "truth".

"Ahem, in fact, that night, it was like this. The old monk met me first, and I gave him half a bun, and the old monk gave me half a secret book. Isn't this half a bun not enough?"

"So, later he met the monkey again, and the monkey also used half a bun and exchanged half of his cheats."

"Hmm, that's it."

Sun Tianzheng nodded frantically: "Yes, yes, that's how it drops."

Xia Qingshuang looked at the two mentally retarded expressions: "Hehe, so... you all exchanged half of the buns for the upper half of the cheats? Are you stupid or I am stupid?"

Zhang Shengnan also looked disgusted: "Ahhhhhhhh."

Fairy Hu gave a "chuckle" with a smile.

"As far as the level of storytelling is concerned, don't say it's my student when I go out in the future."

Ren Xiaofeng was shocked: "Do you still remember that you are a teacher!"

Sun Tianzheng was shocked: "Do you still remember that you are a teacher!"

Zhang Shengnan and Xia Qingshuang were shocked.

Well, they chose to shut up.

Big Fairy Hu:! ! !

"Old lady, you have a look of salt soda!"

At this time, Liu Xinyue walked over with a statistical table: "Huh? What are you doing?"

As soon as Xia Qingshuang was about to speak, Ren Xiaofeng interrupted forcibly, "How's it going? What's the number in our class?"

Before Liu Xinyue answered, she quarreled not far away.

"I'm not convinced! Why is that maid first in class!"

Dongfang Jiao was obviously not satisfied with the result of this game, and his pretty face flushed.

The boy who was originally number one was also dissatisfied: "Yes! I can still accept you when you rank first. Why should I be third? Do you see clearly?"

The audience around me didn't have any opinions. After all, it doesn't matter if any of you get the first place.

Ren Xiaofeng was surprised: "Are we number one?"

"Okay, monkey, that's...how do you say that, you are handsome to the end!"

Sun Tianzheng also looked desperate: "I think too, you say, back then, why didn't we replace the upper half and the lower half by one person? My heart aches."

Xia Qingshuang: Ha ha, you continue to act.

Zhang Shengnan: Ha ha, you continue to act.

Hua Da Fairy: Ha ha, you continue to act.

Ye Wanlin: Me, I will try to believe it.

Ren Xiaofeng and Sun Tianzheng glanced at each other: Come on, don't waste their expressions.

And Liu Xinyue caught Zhou Xiao Fatty from the crowd.

Everyone: Ah, you are here too.

Zhou Xiaofat had despair in his jealous eyes, and reluctantly handed over the digital camera in his hand to Liu Xinyue: "Ahahahaha, what a coincidence."

Liu Xinyue turned to photography.

All girls:! ! !

A lot of their maid pretends!

Not to mention the angle, the quality of this shot is really high.

Fairy Hu couldn't help touching his pretty face: "I know I am beautiful, but I don't know how beautiful I am, wow, who is this beauty? I really want to marry her."

Everyone:...

"Puff, puff, madman, is Fairy Hu so narcissistic?"

"Monkey don't make trouble, Big Fairy Hu is self-confidence."

While Liu Xinyue was quietly communicating with Ren Xiaofeng and Sun Tianzheng, she finally adjusted the video to the moment when the race passed the finish line just now.

I saw in the video that Sun Tianzheng and the three of them had indeed reached the end at the same time.

But the second place, the boy from Dongfang Jiao's class, unexpectedly opened his curled up body at the last moment, surpassing the original first place with his nose.

And Sun Tianzheng, he is even more dogged.

No, this is a real dog!

At the last moment, he stretched out his tongue, and he took the first place in the distance of one tongue.

Then, everyone was silent.

Sun Tianzheng: ...

As long as I am not embarrassed, it is you who are embarrassed.

This is my last stubbornness!

Then, Liu Xinyue took the video to find the referee.

About 1 minute, the quarrel on the referee's side finally subsided.

Second and third place: We did not lose in strength! We lost in shameless faces!

Ye Wanlin stood beside Ren Xiaofeng obediently: "Where shall we go next?"

Ren Xiaofeng hasn't answered yet, but Big Fairy Hu interrupted: "Huh? You are Ye Wanlin? Why are you wearing a maid costume? Don't you have to compete in the afternoon?"

Ye Wanlin put her head aside: "Yeah."

People, they are a weak woman, isn't it normal to be eliminated?

Ren Xiaofeng said: "Oh, this is not the morning shot."

Bang!

"Hiss~"

Before Ren Xiaofeng finished speaking, his right foot was injured again.

Forehead!

Ye Wanlin, who had stepped on Ren Xiaofeng, took the arm of the big fairy Hu: "Mr. Hu, let's go, let's go together."

As he said, he took Big Fairy Hu's arm to the next venue.

"Xiaofeng, let's go to see the long jump. I heard that this time we are going to triple jump."

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

If I remember correctly, in the long jump, all boys in their class have been eliminated.

Huh?

wrong.

Zhou Wan and the one surnamed Yao seem to be shortlisted.

"You go first, I'll put some makeup on the monkey first!"

As he said, he took Sun Tianzheng and walked outside the stadium.