The Lord God Depends on Me

The school bell rang.

Xia Qingshuang walked down from the podium.

At the end of this last, it is still up to the squad leader to speak some language answer formats and skills.

Then the God-learning experience card is just a game of opportunism.

Not a long-term solution.

However, some ideas are still very useful for reference, such as endorsement.

Let's discuss the memory skills with each other, and the knowledge points under memorization are obviously a lot more.

Blacksmith need its own hardware.

Therefore, when school is over, the boys with unreliable foundations look tangled. This card of God-learning experience is really fragrant.

Ren Xiaofeng was also very entangled at this time.

Liu Xinyue hugged her arms with a playful expression on her face: "So, student Ren Xiaofeng, how many points do you plan to take this monthly exam?"

Ren Xiaofeng smiled awkwardly: "Well, is this something I can decide? It depends on what the teacher who changed the paper thinks."

Liu Xinyue didn't say a word, just staring at him like that.

Liu Xinyue picked up her backpack and walked outside the classroom until Ren Xiaofeng felt her back hairy.

Ren Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief.

Don't you understand the shot? The three years of high school is still very long, brother, this is called steady.

So, he hummed a little song to pack up his things and go home.

until......

"Sigh~, Roubao Girl, although we have a good relationship, but... the quality of my car is really not that good."

Sitting on the back seat of Ren Xiaofeng's bicycle, Xia Qingshuang's face suddenly became a bun.

"Perverted man, what are you talking about! Why is it heavier!"

Ren Xiaofeng pushed the bicycle and said blankly: "The air pressure in my tire is almost 70Pa. After you sit on it, it sinks about 1 cm. Then according to the diameter, the acceleration of gravity is G=9.8Nkg. It can be concluded that your weight is 43~48kg, and the rear wheel load of my bicycle is 45kg, so..."

As a result, Xia Qingshuang not only didn't get out of the car, but the swing of the two legs that were originally swaying was even greater.

Stinky, stinky shameless!

Actually spied on the weight of a lady.

Seeing that the car was unstable, Ren Xiaofeng hurriedly shouted: "Not heavy, not heavy, not heavy! You are not heavy at all! Weighing less than 100 jin, either flat chest or short."

Dangdangdangdangdangdang.

Xia Qingshuang suddenly shook more violently.

How could this perversion be so irritating.

You deserve to be single!

"I, I really can't hold it!"

Peng!

At the moment they left school, the two fell to the ground instantly.

"Ahahahaha, ahahahaha."

But Xia Qingshuang laughed happily.

"Huh~hu~ perverted man, thank you."

Ren Xiaofeng quickly got up and helped the car up: "Thank me for what?"

are you crazy.

She was so heartless and silly after falling down.

Xia Qingshuang said nothing, got up, patted the dust on her body, and ran towards her luxury car.

Finally, don’t forget to give the other person a grimace: "Slightly, stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"

Attracted the surrounding people frequently look at.

That was the look in his eyes that wanted to burn to death.

Humph, death is like the wind, always with me.

I just like the way you want to hit me but can't hit me.

All boys: Such a cheap boy, why are there always beautiful women around.

Damn it!

......

Ren Xiaofeng pushed the bicycle and dangling on the quiet street.

Damn it!

The chain broke, profiteer! Proper profiteer!

As I walked, a sob came into my ears.

Looking around, under the familiar telephone pole, I saw a figure sitting with his head buried in one side and shrugging his shoulders.

So slowly approached.

"Huh? I haven't seen you in a few days, why have you suddenly grown so big?"

If I remember correctly, Xiao Yu is only five or six years old.

Hearing the movement, the figure immediately raised its head vigilantly, just facing Ren Xiaofeng's eyes.

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Oh! Picked up a goddess Ye who was crying.

"Hey, the goddess of the earth? What are you doing here at this point in time?"

Ye Wanlin sucked her nose vigorously: "Yes, what are you doing?"

Then he smiled brightly: "Waiting for the kind and handsome guy to take him in."

Bang bang bang!

This is the feeling of heartbeat!

Does happiness come so suddenly?

Ren Xiaofeng: Wow, the old man's girly heart.

So he groped his whole body in a panic, and finally, took off his short sleeves, handed them to the other side, and said handsomely: "Here, take it, just use it."

"Pouch."

Looking at the silly Ren Xiaofeng, Ye Wanlin suddenly laughed out loud.

But he was not polite, and took the other party's clothes and wiped his tears and nose.

Um.

It's a bit sweaty.

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Me, I'm just being polite.

"Goddess Ye, why are you here?"

Ye Wanlin opened her mouth, but in the end she didn't tell her about the transfer.

He bit his lip and put his head on his knees.

"bad mood."

Ren Xiaofeng glanced around furtively.

This is an opportunity!

While thinking about how to lend his shoulders to the other party, a footstep came slowly from a distance.

Ren Xiaofeng and Ye Wanlin:! !

Who is so annoying! The atmosphere is just right!

The two looked at it at the same time.

The hazy moonlight falls on the cheongsam, and the coldness of the inhumane fireworks will be reflected in the future.

"Wanlin, go home, I have been looking for you for a while."

Ye Wanlin turned her face away: "The meal is over?"

Han Xue did not deny that although she was in a hurry, she only found it after the dinner.

"Your dad doesn't worry about you, go back with me."

Then, she looked at the shirtless Ren Xiaofeng warily.

This is... If I come here a while later, will my daughter just...

Thinking of this, Han Xue finally regretted it.

My daughter is so beautiful, she is always remembered by some toads!

So he hurried over and separated the two with a calm expression.

Disappointment appeared in Ye Wanlin's eyes.

Ren Xiaofeng was immediately unhappy. Auntie, I'm so environmentally friendly and harmless, who do you guard against?

"That... auntie?"

"Who is my aunt? Don't mess around." Han Xue suddenly glared at each other.

Sure enough, this stinky boy wanted to hit his daughter's idea.

no way!

No, I have to talk to Lao Ye when I go home.

Can't let Wanlin go to school by herself.

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Who is so messy about relationships, I... ahem, I'm officially and grandly wanting to get into relationships.

"Then...Auntie?"

Han Xue raised her eyebrows: "Who do you call Auntie, I am so old?"

Ren Xiaofeng crossed over and looked at Xia Qingshuang: Are you sure this is your old lady? Why is it so difficult to serve?

Ye Wanlin let out an apologetic look: I'm sorry, my mother never makes sense.

"Sister, sister? Ye Wanlin and I are..."

Before the word "friend" was spoken, Han Xue interrupted impatiently: "If you don't go home in the big evening, you will be dangling naked on the street. Who do you want to be a gangster to?"

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Ye Wanlin couldn't listen anymore, so she pulled her mother and walked back.

Suddenly stopped and turned back: "The clothes, I will return you the clothes tomorrow."

Then, move on.

Not long after Han Xuesong breathed a sigh of relief, he discovered that the boy was actually following them with his bicycle in an upright manner!

So he picked up the phone and fluttered his fingers: "Hello? 110?"

Ye Wanlin:? ? ?

Ren Xiaofeng:! !

What am I?

Do evil!