The Lord God Depends on Me

Time goes back 5 minutes ago.

The chemistry teacher was lying in the corner of the window, eavesdropping on the movement inside.

Then, I heard the conversation of three people.

"Huh? Why is there one more person? And accomplices?"

Think about it, too, when I bombed the school, I was accompanied by a boy. At that time, they were also childhood sweethearts, two little guesses...

Keke, I want to go astray.

Then, I heard the other party "gold", "best time", "intensified competition", "personal design", "harassment", "resolve troublemakers", "love", and "do everything that should be done" "Let's wait for the sentence."

Obviously, I came to capture the evidence that the surnamed Ren was about to explode the laboratory, but it turned out to be...exciting.

So, slowly crawling to the door, desperately trying to hear the conversation inside.

until......

With Peng's cry, the door was pushed open by her body.

Then, she heard two terrible fart noises and saw the boy with a frustrated temperament rushing to her side and shouting "Get down".

Soon after, she saw the brightest fireworks in the world.

At the moment when she was blown out, her mind was full of: Which chemical formula was this again.

Then, a look of excitement.

I knew it!

I knew it!

This surnamed Ren suddenly became interested in chemistry, as expected, to blow up the school!

Today, I deliberately cut an inch so as not to leave any evidence.

If they hadn't followed up by themselves, no one would know the truth in their run.

The loud explosion soon attracted many teachers.

The chemistry teacher coughed up white smoke: "Quick! Catch them! The laboratory was blown up by the two of them!"

Teachers who rushed in:? ? ?

......

Head teacher's office.

The gray-headed Ren Xiaofeng and Sun Tianzheng stood in front of the head teacher.

The head teacher opened his mouth, not knowing what to ask for a long time.

The damage of some laboratory equipment is only a minor matter. The key is that it seems that the chemistry teacher has also been involved in it.

According to the chemistry teacher, the laboratory was exploded by two farts.

How can I listen to it?

"You two, can you explain it?"

Ren Xiaofeng shook his head: "What are you talking about? I can't hear you."

Sun Tianzheng blinked, then blinked again: "What? Do it again?"

head teacher:......

"Go to me and stand by the corner."

"okay."

Ren Xiaofeng and Sun Tianzheng turned around and ran towards the wall.

Looking at the white flowery buttocks exposed by the two, the head teacher rubbed his temples.

She was a little convinced.

Get up and walk out of the door.

Teacher Li, the teacher of the second class, came over cheerfully: "Oh, two, so Yaxing, at the test of this month, you can't resist the pressure to set off a firework to play?"

"Well, don't worry, you don't need compensation. Our school has nothing else but money."

"Really, creative, how did you think of it?"

Listening to the second class teacher buzzing in his ears, Ren Xiaofeng was actually stunned. They just went to ask Jin Jin to talk about self-study at night, then eat some soybeans and chat for a long time, and they would fart if they were full. Is it exploded?

This is simply a miracle in the chemistry world.

Sun Tianzheng has some regrets.

At that time, why was Zhou Wan not there anymore.

There is Zhou Wan around the incident, shouldn't this be taken for granted?

Before long, the head teacher came back with two pairs of pants and threw them to Ren Xiaofeng and Sun Tianzheng: "I will go to class first, and you will come back next class."

After speaking, he glanced at the proud second class teacher, and left the classroom again.

hateful!

Shame again this time!

Ren Xiaofeng: "Ah, I said why the **** cushion is chilly."

Sun Tianzheng: "In other words, the head teacher is still as cold and warm as before, which is different from some teachers."

Teacher Li, the teacher of the second class: ...

"Hey, two people, who is the meaning? If Zhou Wan caused such a mess, I would definitely... and..."

As she talked, her voice became quieter: "Ahem, okay, I can only promise not to kill him."

Ren Xiaofeng and Sun Tianzheng: ...

Means, as long as you can't kill you, you can fight to death?

Sun Tianzheng: "Ahem, that, Teacher Li, please carry your body back."

The head teacher of the second class beamed his eyes, with a playful expression on his face: "What are you doing? Now that you know it is ashamed? It's okay, it's not a big problem. You have already been watched on your way."

The two thought about it, too.

So, without hesitation, he took off his outer pants, seeing that he was about to continue taking off, the teacher in charge of the second class immediately turned around and blushed.

Sorry, although I have a boyfriend, but...but...

Yeah~

"Huh? No! What are you doing naked?"

Ren Xiaofeng and Sun Tianzheng looked at each other and raised their eyebrows.

Did they find something extraordinary?

......

The bell rang after class.

As soon as Ren Xiaofeng and Sun Tianzheng returned to the classroom, the noisy atmosphere immediately disappeared.

Xia Qingshuang could not wait to ask questions, with a look of excitement.

"Hey, perverted man, didn't you go to ask for foreign aid? Why did you blow up the laboratory?"

"Also, I heard that it was just an ordinary equipment room. How did you do it?"

Ren Xiaofeng impatiently grabbed Zhou Xiaofat’s potato chips and ate them: "What are you doing, so excited, do you want to reproduce it again? I can tell you, our pants are all blown up. ,you sure?"

Only food can soothe this fearful heart. Really, at the moment of the explosion, I was terribly scared.

Xia Qingshuang glanced at each other's lower body.

Sure enough, I changed my pants.

Then Qiao blushed.

Hearing from those who happened to see it, it was white.

snort! abnormal!

Zhou Xiaopang took out another packet of potato chips from the belly of the table.

Tearing.

"Brother Crazy, this is not the point, so what, the squad leader sold Brother Grandson."

Sun Tianzheng was telling Zhang Shengnan about his glorious deeds. When he heard that he had been sold, he quickly looked over.

Liu Xinyue put down the book and closed her eyes: "It's okay, it's not a big problem. As long as our class passes the second class during the monthly exam, it will be fine."

Xia Qingshuang immediately said excitedly: "Hey, let me tell you that soon after you left, Zhou Wan, he came again, but this time he brought the squad leader from their class to the end of the battle."

"The next battle?" Ren Xiaofeng asked in confusion.

"Well, yes, if our class loses, we will have Hou Tiantian accompany Zhou Wan on a date."

boom!

As soon as Xia Qingshuang's words fell, Sun Tianzheng already slapped his hand on the desk excitedly: "This is war! This is war! Madman, me."

"Sun! God! Zheng! It's okay to shoot any table! It is not enough to blow up a laboratory, do you want to blow up the classroom? War? What war! Are you going to rebel! Next class, stand behind me honestly!"

Sun Tianzheng:? ? ?

Following the voice, seeing the black-faced class teacher, he was immediately discouraged.

Oh, come to think of it, these two classes are all math.

Ren Xiaofeng stroked his chin: "What if we win?"

"We won, he promised not to harass the girls in our class, and, in the future, when we encounter those things in the sports meeting, their class will stop us."

Speaking of this, Xia Qingshuang also looked interested: "Oh, yes, he also said, if we win, then he will let Goddess Ye reject him again in front of the whole school."

Ren Xiaofeng:? ? ?

Wait, what do you mean?

Is this punishment or reward?

So he turned his head and looked at Sun Tianzheng: "Then what, monkey, or let's just surrender."

Sun Tianzheng:! ! !