The Lord God Depends on Me

Although I still feel that I have forgotten some details.

But, with the script in hand, there is no reason to be flustered.

Ren Xiaofeng gracefully walked onto the podium.

Silence, I'm going to start pretending again.

"Ahem, this is war~"

"The anniversary celebration is an opportunity for us to show off our style like the whole school. It is time to honor the awesomeness we blew back then."

Ge Wuyou whispered below: "It didn't take long. It seems that only three weeks have passed, and it hasn't arrived in a month."

boom!

Ge Wuyou instantly tilted his head back.

Hiss~

pain!

A little bit of coldness comes first.

The chalk head is centered between the eyebrows.

"Over there, don't disturb my monitor."

"Ahem, let's continue."

Withdrawing the hand that threw the chalk head, Ren Xiaofeng went on to say: "We worked so hard before to achieve the awesomeness we had blown before."

"Everyone, look at your flowery and jade table, who doesn't want it, you are at the same table, I will support it."

The girls below suddenly blushed.

Since the last sports meeting, they have not hidden their faces anymore.

Although the boys in my class are not good at dropping them, they can still make a big deal of desperation.

Several people have been given warnings for fighting with boys in other classes.

Now, at least there will be no abnormal incidents of harassment.

I'm afraid that I will lose my college entrance examination qualification because of the punishment for eating too much.

When the boys saw the shyness of their deskmates, they were all attentive.

When my cabbage grows up, how could it be possible to let others go!

So, the rare face was serious.

The monitor is right!

Ren Xiaofeng continued: "Struggle is the continuation of the struggle for achievement, but the school celebration is the embodiment of our ambition."

"Singing? Dance? Cross talk? Sketch? All kinds of works are blooming. Ours don't need to stand out, we just need to be remembered by the whole school."

"Remember, when the tornado of youth sweeps across the campus, no matter how ordinary life is, the brightest fireworks can bloom."

"This script is devoted to all the hard work of the Academic Committee. I will be with you this time on stage. The celebration this time is our determination to protect the girls."

"As soon as we succeed, we will step on the corpses of the same stage and tell, youth without regrets!"

Speaking of this, Ren Xiaofeng's expression is also particularly serious: "The evening self-study before the school celebration, we use it for rehearsal, don't you have any comments?"

"no comment!"

The loud voices of the boys suddenly shocked the class upstairs and downstairs.

Here again, here again, here again!

The foreheads of the teachers who were watching the class were suddenly exposed.

Needless to say, it must be the students in Class 4 who are getting nervous again.

Had it not been for the assurance of their head teacher, Teacher Yang, there would be no doubt that this was a cult ceremony.

Really, so energetic?

And Ren Xiaofeng showed a satisfied aunt smile.

He walked back to his seat from the podium with restraint, and then said flatly to Liu Xinyue.

"Sir, are you satisfied?"

Xia Qingshuang: ...

Silently turned his face to one side.

This, is this the legendary dog ​​licking?

Huh?

Could it be...

Perverted men like Xinyue?

What to do, it's troublesome, oh, yes, it seems that I still have a price to pay.

What is it?

Oh, yes, let the perverted man confess to him, and then he must solemnly agree.

Ah~.

This depraved life, after all, made myself almost forget the wish he made to the Lord God.

But...um...If the perverted man really becomes his boyfriend, it seems, it's not bad.

Thinking of this, Xia Qingshuang's pretty face also blushed.

When Liu Xinyue heard Ren Xiaofeng's question, she nodded after all: "Yeah."

It seems that classmate Ren Xiaofeng is always unexpectedly reliable.

But when she thought of Ye Wanlin, Liu Xinyue still didn't show her true heart.

really!

You should still put your mind on learning!

......

Throughout the afternoon, Ren Xiaofeng was studying the script written by Zhang Shengnan carefully.

Not to mention, it's quite ingenious.

At least, there is another main thread.

A fly, the dragon sees its head but fails to see its tail.

From beginning to end, only the sound is heard, but it is not seen.....its...its flies?

Frozen is to solve a group of humans.

It's outrageous.

However, the problem here is... ventriloquism!

Damn it!

To act according to Zhang Shengnan's script, we must all have ventriloquist skills.

Is this a skill that can be learned in a few days?

So he turned his head directly, and said across Xia Qingshuang's seat: "That, my dear student committee, your requirements for this script are not too high?"

Zhang Shengnan looked up and smiled: "Ahhhhhh, you boys, can't you even do this little request?"

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Is this a small request? Is this a small request?

You can try to imitate the sound of a chainsaw cutting flies.

And Zhang Shengnan's words immediately attracted the attention of the whole class, and the girls' eyes showed playfulness.

The boys immediately refused to accept it.

"Sir, vice squad leader, you can't do any requirements? You say it, we can't let the girls look down upon it!"

"That's right, this is the third step of our unified school. If we don't do it well, the previous efforts will be wasted!"

"If you have any requirements, please speak up. We boys use our lives and we have to interpret them."

"..."

Listening to the clamor of the boys, Ren Xiaofeng was speechless.

There is still the third step in Shente unified school. Where are the first two steps? Tell me about it.

Who is behind, who also wants to deduce it with his life?

This is what you said.

"Hey, it's like this paragraph. It says something like this fly hits a hammer and hits a person. Who of you can make this sound out to me? I'm in charge of this scene and it's his."

As soon as the voice fell, he heard a loud "boom" sound. A certain boy flew out of his seat, drew a beautiful arc, and fell to the ground.

"Puff, haha!~"

The boy who fell on the ground suddenly let out a retching.

Bai Wencai slowly closed her fists: "This voice, is it all right?"

All boys:...

Really interpret with life.

Ren Xiaofeng took a deep breath.

This is a cruel man.

Not to mention, this sound can really be used.

"What else? The sound of the fly trembling with its wings and cutting the stick, who can do it? Who can do it? This kind of sound really exists?"

There was a "shoo" sound, and then there seemed to be a sound of something breaking.

Don't say it, it's really like it, but how does the cracking sound behind this feel that there is a bit of "water spirit"?

"Who? Who made the sound?"

"Huh? I think this voice matches the storyline just now."

"Don't tell me, it looks like it, but it feels more like a dart cut something."

There was another "shoo" sound.

Only this time, there was a little tremor.

"call out!"

"Shoo!"

After several times, the sound of the fly's wings trembling at high speed became.

Ren Xiaofeng is blind.

Are there so many talents in our class?

"Well, what about the sound of the wooden pipe breaking?"

Zhang Shengnan smiled and said: "Well, this kind of stick breaks, there should be no sound? Let's just perform the effect of the wooden tube being cut instantly."

Ren Xiaofeng: ...