The Lord God Depends on Me

After Zhang Shengnan's explanation, everyone immediately understood the meaning of "test".

To put it bluntly, just like those games that set up street stalls during the New Year, you win points and then exchange points for prizes.

In an instant, all the boys felt dull and tasteless.

What good prizes can be given to school prizes is nothing more than stationery, and there is no shortage of them.

And, it seems, the class with the most beautiful girls is your class, right?

Watching others play games? It's better to appreciate the majesty of the same table at home.

Liu Xinyue felt the depressing atmosphere, and immediately exposed the veins in her forehead.

Snapped!

The pen in the hand is broken.

The classroom returned to quiet again, and all eyes focused.

Liu Xinyue smiled and looked at Ren Xiaofeng: "My deputy squad leader, do you have any ideas?"

Ren Xiaofeng immediately panicked.

Is it so polite?

I quickly stood up and yelled at the boys: "Ahem, what, a bunch of idiots! Are your brains flooded? This is a date! This is a mandatory date at the school!"

"It's not like our whole class is watching our "test" dojo! A bunch of idiots! Deserves to be single!"

Girls: ...

What did the squad leader mean just now?

Xia Qingshuang's face was even more black.

You, it seems that you are the least qualified to say this.

But as soon as the train of thought opened up, the boys' eyes suddenly beamed.

The stunts practiced in the New Year seem to be useful.

Ren Xiaofeng then scolded: "A bunch of idiots, have you forgotten the purpose of our performance on stage?"

"Prove yourself, show yourself, in the final analysis, it is for the sake of getting married at the same table with yourself!"

boom!

With a loud bang, Ren Xiaofeng's voice stopped abruptly.

Then......

"Hi!~Ah!~"

"My feet!"

"Broken, broken, broken, broken, broken, broken!"

Liu Xinyue snorted coldly: "What nonsense are you talking about! Give you a chance to reorganize your language!"

This time, it was obviously Liu Xinyue who was really angry.

Ren Xiaofeng felt that the back of his instep seemed to be cracked.

Damn it!

It's outrageous.

After taking a few breaths of cold air in a row, he continued: "Well, sometimes life is necessary, and there is no time to force it. This is destiny."

"..."

After babbling a few words, Ren Xiaofeng sat back in his seat.

That's all I can imply, and what you can realize is up to you to grasp.

As a result, the discussion in the class suddenly became a lot more normal, eh, it was a lot more enthusiastic.

Until the school bell rang, the big guy still didn't know enough.

When Sun Tianzheng passed by Ren Xiaofeng's side, he asked, "How is it, madman, how is the study of the script of my family's Shengnan?"

Ren Xiaofeng tidied up the desk and stood up: "It's almost there. Let's rehearse tomorrow night."

After speaking, he asked in the direction of Zhang Shengnan: "Shengnan, there is something wrong with your script. According to your request, we may not have enough numbers. Or, change it?"

Zhang Shengnan was waiting for Liu Xinyue to pack his backpack, and when he heard the question, he smiled and said, "Ah, ah, ah, when did we say that this is just a show for boys?"

Ren Xiaofeng:! ! !

"What do you mean?"

Liu Xinyue picked up her backpack and glanced over: "It means, this is a show with the whole class."

Huh!

Several people blinked, and Ren Xiaofeng blinked and disappeared.

Immediately afterwards, he shouted from outside the window: "Brothers! In this show, we are mandarin ducks playing in the water, flying with each other, like glue and paint, overturning the phoenix, and overturning the clouds and rain... We must take safety measures. !~"

Wow!

The corridor was boiling instantly.

Crunch, crunch.

Liu Xinyue was furious in an instant: "Ren! Little! Maple!"

......

When Ren Xiaofeng returned home with a size 37 shoe print on his face, Ren Qingyun was shocked.

"Er, do the little lovers nowadays all play so wild?"

It can be seen from the size of the shoe print that this is a girl's foot.

Hiss~

What kind of hatred and resentment is this, oh no, what kind of love and affection, can make the other's footprints on his face.

Ah Jun never played with himself in this way.

However, having said that, if A Jun treated himself this way...it seemed very exciting, if I remember correctly, A Jun didn't like wearing socks.

Ren Xiaofeng picked up the clothes he was going to change and rushed directly into the bathroom: "Dad! What are you thinking about? If you don’t study hard now, what will you do to find a good job in the future. If you can’t find a good job, take it. What to make money, not to make money, what to buy beautiful wedding dresses for their beloved?"

Hiss~.

Ren Qingyun took a breath.

Is the logic so rigorous?

Young people now, young people now.

Huh? and many more.

"No, Erzha, what does your "men" mean? Erzha! Erzha! You must not learn to be crooked, there is no future for opening the harem. Look at those who open the harem in the anime, which one comes to The finale, smash! smash!"

Wow!

Ren Xiaofeng opened the sliding door of the bathroom and poked his head out: "Dad, do you still watch anime?"

Ren Qingyun: "Isn't this, writing novels to accumulate material?"

After a faint "Oh", Ren Xiaofeng closed the bathroom door again with a "bang".

Wow!

The sound of water from the shower suddenly sounded.

Ren Qingyun: ...

Wait, didn't this kid deny that he wanted to open the harem?

......

It's another day full of vitality.

When Ren Xiaofeng arrived at the school, he heard the sound of killing pigs behind him.

"Ah! ~ Zhou! Little! Flower! Die to me! Die to me! Die to me!"

Gu Xuanwu's roar broke through the sky.

The journey is like a typhoon.

The girls pressed their skirts tightly and screamed.

Zhou Xiao Fatty walked coquettishly, dodged flexibly in the crowd, exclaiming one after another.

When he saw Ren Xiaofeng in front of him, he immediately shouted: "Brother Crazy! Brother Crazy! Help! Help!"

Huh!

In the blink of an eye, he flashed behind Ren Xiaofeng.

Gu Xuanwu, who came after him, stopped immediately: "My name is Ren! Get out of the way! Give me Zhou Xiaohua!"

Ren Xiaofeng looked suspicious: "My Lord Minister, you want to catch Zhou Xiaohua, why are you chasing Duke Zhou?"

The four groups passing by:...

Ah, the vice squad leader, won't you forget me too.

Gu Xuanwu was stunned immediately: "What are you pretending to be stupid? Get out of here!"

Even if he knew that the other party might have not remembered his name, but when he heard the other party say this, Zhou Xiao Fatty's mouth twitched a few times.

"That, crazy brother, my natural life is Zhou Xiaohua."

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

"Ahahahaha, I, of course I know, I am not, just ease the embarrassment."

"Ahem, then what, Lord Minister, why are you arresting Grandpa Zhou?"

Upon hearing the question, Gu Xuanwu's anger rekindled: "This guy secretly abducted my sister for a date yesterday morning!"

As soon as Xiao Fatty Zhou wanted to explain a few words, Ren Xiaofeng pulled him out of his back.

"Here, take it, just keep your breath."

Zhou Xiao Fatty: ...

Brother, you are my real brother!