The Monkey King

  When the evening came, the swaying hovership entered the small port of Pan Taoyuan at a fast speed.

  Monkeys and wind chimes stand side by side on the deck and look at the boundless sea of ​​flowers.

   A gust of breeze blew past, bringing waves of pink fluorescent light. In the darkness, coupled with the night scene of the courtyard, it gave people a sense of dreamlike astonishment.

   "Line up—!"

   A roar came from the high suspension bridge.

   On the pier, a whole army of heavenly soldiers had already assembled, one by one, beating their breastplates heavily, shouting, "Welcome, Lord Siyuan!"

   In the other direction, dozens of literati and hundreds of immortal slaves also held hands together: "Congratulations, Sir Siyuan!"

   Seeing this, the monkey raised his head slightly, glanced at the two people standing beside him, and asked with a half-smile, "Did you just explain?"

   Hearing this, the two of them immediately wiped away sweat again.

   Zhou Siyuan hurriedly said: "Laughing at the adults, this... This is what the big guy means, where is the explanation? Isn't it? No one knows the prestige of the adults, who does not know?"

   "That's right! It's all what everyone means! Hahahaha." Zhang Campus hurriedly echoed.

   "Yes, I like it very much." The monkey nodded and stepped onto the suspension bridge that was just put down.

   The two of them breathed a sigh of relief.

   With the crowd, the monkey group slowly walked across the suspension bridge. On that day, the leaders of the soldiers and the civil servants immediately greeted them, but before they could speak, they were driven away by Zhou Siyuan, who had rushed forward.

   He bowed and cupped his hands and said, "When the lord arrives, let the humble post lead the way."

   "Okay, it's up to you to lead the way." The monkey said casually.

   Surrounded by this large group of people, the monkeys slowly walked through the small dock area, and entered Pan Taoyuan through the towering fence with defensive circles.

   This way. It is full of peach blossom fragrance, coupled with eye-catching pink fluorescence. The scenery was like walking in a scroll with a lantern.

   "Sir." Zhou Siyuan bowed his body and walked in front of the monkey and said in a low voice, "The big guy has prepared a banquet for the lord, and it's just in front."

   "Oh? Have all my seals arrived?"

Zhou Siyuan hurriedly glanced at the clerk beside him, turned his head and said in a low voice, "The seal has arrived. It's just... that our ship just had some problems and was walking slowly. Now that the messenger has gone back, only the seal is left. down."

   "In this case, I have to take the seal first."

   "This..." Zhou Siyuan smiled awkwardly, and said, "Sir, it's getting late. The handover should be done tomorrow."

   "That can't be done." Monkey glanced at Zhou Siyuan lightly, and said, "In case this thing gets out, how about falsely accusing me of the crime of neglect of duty?"

   Having said that, Zhou Siyuan couldn't persuade him any more, so he could only whisper: "Your Excellency is diligent in his duties, he is indeed a role model for me."

   Say it. Glancing at the clerk on the side, the clerk immediately understood, and got off the team and trotted ahead.

  …

  Yao Pond.

  Taibaijinxing put down the jade slip that was attached to his lips, and said softly: "Qi Niangniang, that monkey head has arrived at Pan Taoyuan."

   "Then what?" the Queen Mother asked coldly.

   That expression was much lighter than before.

   "Then... Zhou Siyuan invited him to the banquet, but he refused. He said he was afraid... afraid of the crime of 'delinquency'. Only after the handover was completed, he was willing to enter the table."

  The Queen Mother took a deep breath, rubbing the ring with her hand. After a long time, he hummed and said: "This monkey is very suspicious. It's just a little too much. If this palace wants to take him, why would it use the small charge of 'delinquency'?"

  …

   An hour later, Taibaijinxing put down the jade slip that was attached to his lips again, and whispered: "Qiyi Niangniang, the monkey head has received the seal, and now... now start the handover."

   "The handover?" The Queen Mother could not help frowning: "It's so late, does he really want to finish all the handover matters today?"

   "Look at the situation, it is like this."

   "Alright." The Queen Mother said leisurely: "Early handover, take office, and get him sooner."

  …

   Another two hours passed.

The    head paused slightly, and the Queen Mother, who had fallen asleep with her forehead leaning on the low table, suddenly woke up and asked, "How about the monkey head? Has the handover been made?"

  Taibaijinxing pursed his lips and said in a low voice, "Returning to Empress, he...he is still looking at the ledger."

   "Still looking at the ledger?" The Queen Mother hesitated for a while and asked, "How long has it been, and haven't you read it yet?"

   "I haven't finished it yet." Taibaijinxing bowed and said, "I just saw the second volume. He said that he never went to school since he was a child, and he didn't know much to read. Now... he's letting that palace maid named Feng Chi teach one by one."

   "One by one... teach? Only at this time?" The Queen Mother's eyes twitched involuntarily.

  …

   So, one day has passed.

   In the early morning of the sixty-fifth day when the monkey ascended to heaven, Taibaijinxing stood in front of the Queen Mother and said, "Qiyi Niangniang, the monkey has read all the ledgers...now...now he is going to start counting peaches."

"Count the peaches?" Hearing this, the Queen Mother snorted coldly: "It's really a matter of detail. Although there are many peaches and peach blossoms, they are all rich in spiritual power. With the monkey's cultivation base, I am afraid that it is just using divine sense. Sweep the matter. You don't need a cup of tea."

   Taibaijinxing coughed twice and said cautiously, "What he means is... Count them one by one."

   "Counting... one by one?" The Queen Mother was dumbfounded.

   How many peach trees are there in the peach garden? There are only a few thousand trees, how many peach blossoms and peach blossoms are there?

  The Queen Mother slowly closed her eyes, her face was extremely ugly, but she could only sigh: "This number, I'm afraid it will take another day or two..."

Taibaijinxing swallowed dryly, wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve, and said in a low voice, "Miss Qi, he has just counted to 1,500, but... but he claimed that he lost his mind and counted. Wrong, so now starting from scratch again."

   After saying that, Taibaijinxing took a step back skillfully.

  Suddenly, the Queen Mother even leaned back slightly, her eyes as big as copper bells.

   After a while, a hysterical screeching sound resounded through the Jade Pool, and the Xian'eqing's family in the palace couldn't help but be startled.

"This, this... This monkey head is still over! You! Taibaijinxing! You said three days and three days! Now it's the fifth day, and the monkey is doing well in Pantaoyuan. He didn't get a second term! You But tell me what tricks you have! You tell me—!"

   Before he finished speaking, a candlestick flew towards Taibaijinxing.

  …

   Ten days later. In the imperial study of Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor sat expressionlessly, sighed with his eyes closed, and said, "Has he finally finished counting the peaches?"

   "Report to Your Majesty." Roller blind said hesitantly: "Peach, count is finished."

  The Jade Emperor slowly opened his eyes and said, "Tell me, what does he want to do now? Then count the peach blossoms?"

   "I didn't count the peach blossoms. He also said that he would count them, but that was later, and now he wants to... He wants to check the bottom line."

   "The bottom line?" The Jade Emperor was immediately stunned.

  What is the bottom account? The ledger is to actually record when each flower of each tree blooms and when it bears fruit. Thousands of years. This pile of things is as high as a mountain... He wants to proofread each peach?

  The Jade Emperor slapped his palm on his forehead, biting tightly and said, "I understand. How can he delay the time and come here! This monkey! Really is a rogue! Rogue!"

   After saying that, he punched the dragon case heavily.

  The roller blind lowered his head in shock.

   At this moment, the Jade Emperor really felt a sense of urgency.

   After being the Jade Emperor for so long, he has never met such a rogue subordinate, who actually used the rules of heaven to play an inexplicable game with himself.

   But even so, what can he do? Should he decree that the monkey head skip all procedures and take over directly?

   If so. If something happened in the future, the monkey head can also depend entirely on that imperial decree. As a result, didn't he want to push him into the fire pit and couldn't push him, so he even gave him an amulet?

After pondering for a while, the Jade Emperor gritted his teeth and asked in a low voice, "Where's Yaochi? Is there any action on the Queen Mother's side? Could it be that she just let the monkey continue to toss. After counting the peaches, check the bottom line and check the bottom line. Peach Blossom, in case it's all over again. Hericium said that it needs to be re-examined again? If you continue to toss like this, let alone a year and a half, even if you give him three or five years, you may not be able to finish the toss!"

  The roller blind said hesitantly: "The monkey hasn't even finished the handover. How can the Queen Mother catch him? If there is no handle, naturally there is no action. But..."

   "But what?" The Jade Emperor raised his eyes and asked.

   "Reporting to Your Majesty, however, the various armies have carried out drills in the past few days, and the location is mostly selected in the Yaochi area."

   "Selected in the area of ​​Yaochi?" The Jade Emperor suddenly felt that his head was big, what is this bad thing? He gritted his teeth and said, "What are they doing near Yaochi? Who told them to go? Is there any reason not to play in advance when they go to Jiuzhongtian to train?"

   "There are all participating armies, and most of them are small teams. Maybe it's too small, so they didn't show up. But they gathered together, and there were 100,000 people."

   "What exactly is going on, have you checked it out?!"

  Rolling Curtain hurriedly bowed his head and said, "Report to Your Majesty, the specifics...haven't figured it out yet. However, it is guessed that Taibaijinxing did it. The Queen Mother is afraid of the force of the monkey head and wants to mobilize forces to protect Yaochi, but she has no military power at hand, so..."

   "So you bribed the junior generals and let them pull out all their troops and run near Yaochi to practice?"

   "It should be so."

  The Jade Emperor took a deep breath and sighed: "Check carefully! This matter can be big or small, let me check it carefully!"

   "No!"

"Also!" The Jade Emperor pointed at the roller blinds and shouted: "Quickly think of a way to break the monkey head trick! If you can't think of it, go ask Tianfu, doesn't he have an entire staff group? I think about it! I don't believe that I can't play this monster monkey!"

   "No...No." (To be continued~^~)

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