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It was noon when Wen Zhongyun arrived.

Auntie was preparing lunch in the kitchen, Wen Qin left Xunguang to eat together. After all, she lifted it back with her hands, so she had to take good care of it.

Rong Yuheng and Wen Zexun went outside the gate to pick up Wen Zhongyun and Rong Mo. The breeze blew by, but the gutters between their brows were not leveled.

Wen Zhongyun got off the car with Rong Momo in his arms. Momo in the incubator saw Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng who hadn't seen them for a long time, and immediately rushed to the plastic wall and waved his little paws.

Rong Yuheng turned his head and whispered with Wen Zezheng, "Isn't it like left-behind children following the empty-nest elderly into the city to visit the adults."

Wen Zezhen, "..." There is a picture.

"Erze, Xiao Rongrong." Wen Zhongyun came over with the little hamster and sent a cordial greeting, "How are you resting at home these days?"

Rong Yuheng kindly took a goose and a hamster home, "It's okay, uncle has worked **** the way here~"

Wen Zhongyun was about to say that it was not hard, and he heard the former add, "But it may be harder for a while, Kekeke."

"……"Goose?

When the three of them returned home, Wen Zhongyun was changing shoes in the hallway, and he faintly heard a noise in the living room. He tilted his head curiously, "Is this a group of people having a carnival party?"

Rong Yuheng bowed his head shyly, "There is no group...just four."

Wen Zhongyun exclaimed, "Wow, I actually had the illusion of an army in a moment."

Rong Yuheng immediately turned his attention away and grabbed Rong Momo's small box.

…

Leading Wen Zhongyun to the living room, before Rong Yuheng spoke, he saw two pillows flying over the living room alternately, even wiping the hanging crystal chandelier dangerously, bringing a sharp wind.

Wen Zhongyun immediately hugged his elderly and fragile himself in horror.

"..."

The four people in the living room were so happy that they blocked the outside world. Rong Yuheng could only interrupt aloud, "Dad, Ma Ma, brother, Xun Guang...Open the barrier, Uncle Wen is here."

The movement in the living room stopped abruptly.

Rong Tianshen immediately withdrew from the hearty pillow fight, and restored his majesty and dignity in a second.

He stretched his clothes and walked over to reach out to Wen Zhongyun, "Hello, I am Rong Yuheng's father, Rong Tianshen."

Wen Zhongyun shook his hand, "Hello, I am Erze's father, Wen Zhongyun."

When Wenqin and Rong Congyan also came over to shook hands with Wen Zhongyun and greeted Wen Zhongyun, everyone turned their eyes to the only Xun who hadn't spoken yet.

Xunguang's toes began to curl up again:...Help! ! Feeling embarrassed back to Liao!

Seeing this, Wen Qin immediately extended a helping hand. She pulled Xun Guang and introduced Wen Zhongyun, "I am her mother-in-law."

The rest of the people shrank their pupils: Shut up, the script for having a child is over!

And there is no introduction to others, but the subject is one's own!

Wen Zhongyun thought for two seconds, then suddenly realized, "Oh~ this is your daughter-in-law goose~"

The rest, "..." No, not this mother-in-law.

Wen Zezhen had seen enough of this boring farce. He patted Wen Zhongyun on the back, "Dad, this is a friend of Rongrong and I, the screenwriter Xunguang you have supported on Weibo."

The memory of being mysteriously "hacked" is still in sight, Wen Zhongyun remembered it almost in a second, "It turned out to be Xun Guang, the screenwriter of "Su Yi", I didn't expect it to be such a small girl, goose ha ha ha~

Xun Guang hurriedly probed well, "Hello, Mr. Wen."

Wen Zhongyun was amiable, "Hello, hello, you are welcome, I will be a family from now on!"

Xun Guang: ...?

No, she is not Wenqin's granddaughter or daughter-in-law.

Rong Congyan at the moment was also a little embarrassed. From an ethical point of view, he is also Wenqin's son, and Rong Yuheng has been locked up with Wen Zezong... Doesn't the "daughter-in-law" refer to his daughter-in-law?

Rong Congyan gave Xunguang a look: Hurry up and say something to refute!

However, the latter did not receive Rong Congyan's radio waves at all, and she was full of excuses to pretend to leave here inadvertently.

There is no other reason-it is too embarrassing!

This is obviously a family gathering, she is really out of place here as an outsider!

After Rong Congyan's transmission of the electric wave was invalid, he could only rack his brains to solve himself.

With a move of his gaze, he scanned the small box in Wen Zhongyun's hand. There seemed to be a fluffy...live rabbit in it?

Rong Congyan immediately looked at the small box like a spring breeze, "Uncle, you come here, what else do you bring?"

...The three big hamsters were horrified for a moment: He actually wants to eat buns! ?

Wen Zhongyun hugged the small box tightly for a second, looking at Rong Congyan, his eyes were full of alert, "This is not for extra meals!"

The hamster in the box seemed to feel the unusual atmosphere and began to step on the box in protest.

Rong Yuheng grieved and condemned, "Brother! This is the son of Teacher Wen and I, not for you!"

Only then did Rong Congyan react. He remembered that when he watched Weibo, the two seemed to have a hamster?

Rong Congyan, "Sorry, sorry, I thought it was a tutu..."

Rong Tianshen on the side looked at him disapprovingly, "Even if it's Bunny, it's not a dish for you. Bunny is so cute, why do you want to eat Bunny?"

Rong Congyan's pupils earthquake.

...

Rong’s dining table is not that big, because it rarely invites guests at home, so it’s a bit crowded now.

In order to make up for the harm to Rong Mo, Rong Zongyan also proposed to bring Rong Mo to the table in the crowded gap, and feel the family atmosphere together.

Of course, it is the kind that comes up alive and goes back alive.

Xunguang, who was caught in a ball by Rong Congyan and Wenqin, couldn't help but slipped out, "You shit..."

Rong Congyan turned his head to see Xun Guang's pitiful appearance, and suddenly felt that he had not thought about it well, so he said "I'm sorry" in conditioned reflex.

Rong Yuheng, who has witnessed everything:...

Brother Pearl, who has no human rights.

Rong Yuheng thought for a moment, and suddenly squeezed Wen Zezong next to him.

Wen Zezhen lowered his head, "What's the matter?"

Rong Yuheng pretentiously said, "You squeezed me." Hurry up and apologize!

Wen Zezong leaned a little closer, rubbed Rong Yuheng's head, and said with his throat, "I want to be affectionate and wait until I go back to the room, and bear with me."

Rong Yuheng, "???"

What a shameless warm feeder!

In the end, the beloved Rong Mo was still placed in the middle of the table with the box. It was surrounded by a circle of dishes, and the crystal lamp above it was just above it, casting a dazzling light and shadow.

Cheers and laughter at the dining table, intertwined. The goblet containing the fine wine "clams" right above the box, and a pair of chopsticks swayed over the steamed bun with the dishes.

In a trance, the steamed bun in the center is today's finale.

...

After the meal, the whole family spread out on the sofa satisfactorily.

Wen Zhongyun rubbed the little hamster, Wen Zezhen rubbed Rong Yuheng's belly.

Xunguang rubbed his feet with each other, "Um, thank you for the hospitality, or I'll go back first..."

Wen Qin held her down and said lovingly, "Where to go, one more person has more wisdom, stay and help think about wedding planning."

Rong Yuheng also said, "Aren't you going to be a flower girl, just planning together."

Xunguang seemed to have been insulted. She forgot the embarrassment and went out of anger, "I am a bridesmaid!!!"

Wen Qin suddenly clapped his hands, "By the way, Cong Yan is not married yet, so he can be the best man!"

Rong Tianshen, "Yes."

Rong Yanyan's lips pursed slightly, and a subtle touch emerged from the bottom of his heart: Wait, the strange feeling of CP seems to increase...

However, apart from him, no one cares about this issue. With the topic of "best man and bridesmaid" as a breakthrough point, everyone quickly started a lively discussion.

Xun Guang, who found her own meaning, also relaxed, using her wonderful thinking ability to offer suggestions...

Wen Zezheng had found several more suitable wedding companies before. At this moment, the two families had compared and finalized one of them.

In addition to the friends and relatives of both parties, the invited guests also had friends from Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng in the entertainment circle. Considering the scale and transportation, they initially decided the wedding venue on a coastal resort island.

Rong Congyan, "Xiaoheng will go back to school in August, and the wedding is more appropriate around May and June. Whether the weather is good, staggering the students' winter and summer vacations does not count as a peak tourist season."

Wen Zezong suggested with special interest, "How about setting it on May 20?" He said affectionately and looked at Rong Yuheng, "520, I love you."

Rong Yuheng frowned, "Are you connoting me?" It was zero.

Wen Zezong, "..."

He really didn't have it this time.

In the end, the parents of both parties unanimously decided to ask someone to do the calculations to see which day is most suitable for marriage. Wen Zezhen was still unwilling, he held the pillow alone and whispered to the side.

Rong Yuheng leaned over with his ears, "What are you forcing?"

Wen Zizong, "Nothing, back from the socialist outlook on honor and disgrace."

Rong Yuheng couldn't remember clearly, so he turned out his phone to open Baidu, and the third line of the page popped out:

Take pride in advocating science and shame in ignorance.

"..." Very interesting Wen Zezhen!

Rong Yuheng clicked on the last sentence of the eight honors and eight shames, "It seems that you haven't memorized it here yet."

Wen Zetong poked his head out and glanced:

We are proud of hard work, and we are ashamed of arrogance and luxury.

"..." Wen Zezhen raised his hand to close the page for Rong Yuheng, "I just recite it casually, and it's not impossible to flip through the old almanac."

After comprehensive calculations by all parties, it was found that May 22 is the best day-suitable for marriage and the weather is suitable.

Rong Yuheng looked at the set date and sighed, "522, then I love you."

Wen Zezong was very sure this time, "You are connoting me."

Rong Yuheng bowed his head shyly.

The date was set, the guest list was drawn up, and the wedding invitations were quickly sent out.

Lu Minghuan, who was far away in Thailand, even shed moving tears, "Dad finally has a reason to return to China!"

Rong Yuheng congratulated him over the phone, "Yes, short-lived happiness."

Lu Minghuan, "..."

Friends in the entertainment industry are also adjusting their schedules. Friends Zhou Shubai and Pu Zaixi during the creation of the star have arranged for work, and STAR-T even dropped a variety show.

After Rong Yuheng knew about it, he specifically contacted the "Ke Lai" program group, and the director generously expressed his willingness to invite STAR-T to record a program, as congratulations to "Choose a City" for being locked!

The wedding related matters are progressing in an orderly manner. Wen Zezheng pinched Rong Yuheng's little hands, feeling excited.

"Let's... pick a day to get the certificate."

Rong Yuheng's heart was also full of swelling. After receiving the certificate, it is a lifetime relationship.

A tough bond will be formed between them, and no one can stop it.

"When do you want to receive it..."

"The day after tomorrow." Wen Zezhen couldn't sit still when he thought of getting the certificate, and he was eager to go right away. "Before getting the certificate, we have to have a premarital examination. We will have a premarital examination tomorrow."

Rong Yuheng actually doesn't want to go to the hospital, "We don't have to do it, right?"

Wen Zetong was very persistent, "The procedure that should be followed is still to be followed. I understand your mood to get the certificate quickly..."

Rong Yuheng Muran: He didn't.

Wen Zezhen continued, "But I also want to prove to you that I am a man who can give you a lifetime of happiness, and there is no problem with my fertility."

Rong Yuheng looked complicated, "...it doesn't matter if there is a problem."

Wen Zezhen disagreed, "Then I am not perfect."

Rong Yuheng kindly said, "You forgot, I accepted the imperfect you a long time ago."

"..."

The topic ended in the crooked building, but Rong Yuheng still failed to skip the step of premarital examination.

Wen Zezheng is particularly used to Rong Yuheng in other matters, and only when it comes to marriage, his will becomes extremely firm.

Early in the morning of the next day, Wen Zexuan got up from the bed full of energy, inspiring Rong Yuheng to get up and change clothes.

Rong Yuheng glanced at the black sky outside the window, with sadness in his eyes, "Erkang, I seem to be blind, why is it so dark outside?"

Wen Zezhen comforted him, "Ziwei, you are not blind, but the sky is still dark."

Rong Yuheng glanced at him faintly, then fell back under the covers, "It seems that you also know."

Wen Zezong, "..."

After two hours, the sky broke.

Wen Zezheng, who had been excited on the bedside for two full hours, dug up Rong Yuheng again, "Lagerstroemia, look, it's dawn."

Rong Yuheng squinted his eyes and pulled the phone, his eyes fixed on the screen at 7:30.

He wanted to shame and say that he was stuck in the bed, but seeing that Wen Zezhen had been sitting empty for so long, he still couldn't bear it, and forced his sleep to arch up, "Erkang."

Wen Zezheng hurriedly leaned forward to make a good hearing.

"Next time, I will let Rong Mo-mo pierce you with a small fur."

Wen Zezheng trembles instantly—there is such a good thing?

When they were ready to go out, Rong Yuheng suddenly remembered with hindsight that they are public figures who have been highly searched all the year round! He hurriedly went back to the house and took out his hat, sunglasses and face mask, and equipped himself and Wen Zezong separately.

"These must be worn."

Five minutes later, Wen Zezhen fell into silence looking at the hoods on his head that looked like a criminal suspect.

"...Baby, isn't this a mask? We can also wear masks."

Rong Yuheng pointed and pointed, "Masks can't hide our luminous beauty. What if we are recognized by others and searched again?"

Wen Zezheng carefully put forward his opinions, "Our outfit is more likely to be on the hot search, right?"

Rong Yuheng, "Although it is a bit conspicuous, as long as it is not recognized by others, it will not be searched."

Wen Zezheng thought for a while, and felt that it was justified.

So the two of them wore headgear, sunglasses, and fisherman's hat, and went to the hospital hauntingly.

In order to avoid being picked up by the license plate number, they also specifically called for a car. Along the way, the driver's steering wheel was shining brightly, and it seemed to be all sweaty hands, "..."

The car stopped at the entrance of the city hospital. Rong Yuheng and Wen Zezhen had just got out of the car, and before they had two steps out of the car, a commotion suddenly came from behind.

Almost within five seconds, a group of policemen rushed up from the corner with a "hoola", and immediately surrounded the bewildered Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng in the middle!

The people eating melons all around came up, babbling, pointing and pointing:

"Hey, look at it. Two suspicious elements were caught."

"Wearing a headgear, shouldn't you come to grab the hospital?"

Wen Zezheng & Rong Yuheng:...! !

What the hell, it's not the end of the world, rob the hospital and make money! ?

However, the vigilant and responsible police comrades obviously do not intend to consider their motives for committing the crime.

The leader of the civilian police brigade even took out the handcuffs, and the silver-white light was dazzling when the sun rose at eight or nine o'clock.

Kong Wu’s powerful police captain walked up to the two with a torch, as if he was going to be handcuffed and taken away in the next second, “After the enthusiastic response from the public, you two are quite suspicious. Say! Who is your name? !"

"..."

The two mouths under the headgear moved through the cloth, and the voice sounded rather harsh.

"Wen Zezong."

"Rong Yuheng."

"Come for the premarital examination."

The author has something to say: Rong Yuheng: This is what you are afraid of.

Wen Zezheng: This means that if you don't die, you won't die.