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As Xi Lin's voice fell, the stage lights went out.

The screen went dark, and Rong Congyan's bewildered face was reflected in the gap between the sudden influx of the blockbuster "Come on!"

However, only five seconds later, the top light of the stage "sweeped" to light up-the beam of light behind the stage flickered with the pulsating prelude, colorful!

A voice madly dragging Kuba came from the center of the stage:

"My friends, we are the king of trams——"

After the elongated tail, two heavily armed figures jumped out of the stage. The purple man twisted his waist and his fingers in the front row.

"Participate!"

"Oh ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

The auditorium suddenly screamed, and then the two burly armor holsters opened their arms, swaying from side to side, raising their hands to signal the audience to get dry--

In the restless aura, the prelude ended, and the two on stage sang passionately:

"Time の波を打まえて

(Catch the wave of time)

今すぐに行こう設定の場所

(Go to the agreed place now)

Boundless boundless いざ飞び込め

(The limitless situation allows me to leap over)

Climax-Jump! "

Almost at the same moment as the exit of "Jump", two figures, one yellow and one purple, jumped into the air! The hands are still raised happily, as if to transmit power--

Especially the purple holster, twisted so happily, and somehow it was able to lift the **** up high in mid-air, and stretched out his hands to make a "yeah" on both sides of the eyes!

Rong Congyan in front of the computer screen recovered from the initial dazedness, and his whole body shook violently:

This one is definitely Rong Yuheng!

The barrage of the live broadcast room slipped past:

"Four silly trams!!!"

"It's a pity that there are only two people, but it's still a high game!"

"The purple one is Rong Goose hahahahaha!"

...

Rong Congyan's helpless little hand froze on the keyboard. He had brewed the sky-shaking rainbow fart, but now it's all empty!

Rong Tianshen still urged him vaguely behind his back, "Why didn't you post?"

Rong Congyan, "..." He had no idea what to post!

On the shining stage on the screen, two figures were still interacting with the audience, shouting together:

"いーじゃん! いーじゃん!

(Awesome! Awesome!)

すげーじゃん? ! (Really strong?!

Audience: すげーじゃん! ! (Really strong!!)

Just as confused as Rong Congyan is Jin Zhiyao on the board of judges.

She was already going to step on the familiar two-dimensional stage, who knew she was a Kamen Rider!

This is not her pa at all!

Jin Zhiyao was thinking about it, and suddenly he noticed something weird beside him. As soon as she turned her head, she found that although Qiao Tan's upper body seemed calm and unwavering, her feet under the table had been trembling with the rhythm...

Jin Zhiyao's pupils shrank: Damn, this is actually Teacher Qiao's pa!

The two people on the stage came to the alternate singing part again. Zhou Shubai in the yellow leather case clenched his fists with his hands, sonorously:

"迷いそうなとき必ず

(Be sure to do it when you're confused)

想いの强さが导く!

(With firm conviction to guide!

Rong Yuheng in the purple leather case holds Mai in one hand, and slowly opens the other hand, reaching out to the audience:

"君が望む未来すでに

(The future you are looking forward to)

inyour-hands!

(It's in the palm of your hand!

As soon as his voice fell, he pulled his arm back, his palm turned a flower on the way back, and then he held it tightly in front of his chest!

...

After the two spoke separately, the audience who hadn't distinguished them also distinguished it at this moment. The barrage in the live broadcast room swept past, and everyone began to support their own favorites:

"Rong Go Purple! Rong Go Purple!"

"Today's Xiaobai is a custard bag!!"

"Ahhhh, it's a pity that I can't see the face, I want to see the beauty of the cubs!"

"Me too, the last time the Peach Blossom Fairy made me awake at night!"

"Little Master, I can really do it, I'm greedy for his face!"

"Why don't you show your face after rinsing white..."

I was blowing vigorously in the live broadcast room, and suddenly saw a discordant barrage with a striking crimson burst into everyone's eyes:

"Zhou Shubai's face blocked it just right"

Everyone: Damn! Where is this ky spirit!

The sisters Shubai were angry:

"Are you sick? If you don't like it, don't watch it!"

"Which idiot came here to ky, take my brother Shubai away for an appointment, thank you."

The red barrage opened again soon:

"A greedy face? It really is naive."

"I knew it would be like this, a group of people who look at faces."

Sister Shubai:

"Ha ha ha...Aren't you just jealous of Shubai's good-looking?"

"Do you look ugly, ugly people are a lot of trouble"

Red barrage:

"Superficial, you fans only see his nice skin, and don't care about his soul at all."

"A clean person like Xiaobai can't be defiled by this dirty quagmire!"

There was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room...Even Rong Yuheng's fans were shocked by the inexplicable curse and stopped sending barrage.

After a while, a barrage slipped carefully by:

"Sisters, stop scolding... the red ones seem to be friendly forces."

Immediately afterwards, another barrage appeared:

"It seems to be a poisonous fan..."

"Although it's a bit brain-dead, but it should be a sister"

"The smelly mouth is real, but it makes sense... We like Brother Shubai and not just his face. Even if Brother Shubai doesn't show his face, this performance is quite exciting!"

"I didn't just look at my face, the young master is also cute!"

"Yes, even if the young master doesn't show his face in the future, I will chase after him!"

...

Qiu Jianlun's eyes widened in front of the screen. He stared at the barrage, and his mind fell into a blank for a moment.

Chase without showing your face, how could this be! ?

The small episode of the barrage only stirred for half a minute before it was calmed down.

With such a release, everyone's support has inexplicably increased a depth, and it has become quite connotative:

"What I love is Rong Go's free and unruly soul!"

"What I love is the arrogant character of Brother Shubai!"

"What I love is the sincere friendship of the egg stripper team!"

Amidst the uniformity, different styles of painting, and no connection to stage performances, the performances of Rong Yuheng and Zhou Shubai also came to an end.

The yellow, blue, purple and green light beams crossed and waved, and two leather cases rose into the air from the center of the stage, and jumped to the front of the stage.

In the process of volleying, the body was stretched abruptly, and immediately after landing, the fists struck the void forcefully--

"いーじゃん! いーじゃん!

(Awesome! Awesome!)

すげーじゃん! ! (Really strong!!

The music fell, and the audience screamed excitedly:

"Oh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Rong Yuheng and Zhou Shubai stood firmly in front of the stage, framed a pose with their arms around their chests back to back, and said in unison:

"Ari Gado! (Thank you!

However, Zhou Shubai's Japanese side sounds and nasal sounds are still mixed together, and his voice is particularly abrupt:

"Ali Gado!"

The barrage is happily swiped:

"Na na na na na na na na na na na..."

"La la la la la la la la la la..."

In front of the screen, Rong Congyan put his hands on the keyboard: This is the last chance to send a barrage, and he does not allow himself to miss it!

Rong Congyan remembered that Rong Yuheng said "Na" and the other person said "La". Then look at the barrage: there are "Na" and "La".

He couldn't help but surfaced a well-founded guess-"Na Na" should be Xiao Heng's answer.

After Rong Congyan interpreted it without authorization, he immediately urged Rong Tianshen to race against time.

"Dad, send ‘na na’, Xiao Heng’s response is ‘na na’!"

After five seconds--

Rong Congyan: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na...!

Rong Tianshen: Na na na na na na na na na...!

On the stage, Rong Yuheng and Zhou Shubai have finished their performances. On a hot day, even if the room was cold, the two under the holster still covered their bodies with sweat.

After the two stepped down, Song Tang on the panel of judges was still crowing.

Qiao Tan's mood still cannot be calmed for a long time, he now finally understands Jin Zhiyao's previous excitement-this is not the magic of the second dimension, it is a kind of empathy!

Qiao Tan turned his head to look at Jin Zhiyao on the side, "Teacher Jin, you are not particularly excited today."

Jin Zhiyao said, "I haven't seen this, what is Kamen Rider, and is it also an anime?"

Qiao Tan smiled. The next performance is about to begin, the lights on the stage have been dimmed, and the atmosphere at the scene has returned to calm.

He turned to the stage, his eyes reflected in the dark with the faint light of the ground lamp, warm and bright,

"Oh... Then I recommend Mr. Jin to make up. That's an era."

…

Rong Yuheng and Zhou Shubai returned to the backstage and immediately took off the armor holsters on their bodies. The moment the cold air poured in, they both exhaled a long breath.

Pu Zaixi and Zou Yi ran over to help strip them off. At this moment, the egg-stripping duo became two stripped boiled eggs, white and tender, and still watery.

Rong Yuheng pulled his hand out of his sleeve, raised his hand and wiped his forehead, shaking his wet sweat.

Ke Ting walked towards them, followed by Wen Zezhen.

Ke Ting approached and immediately expressed an old mother-like worry, "Go to the locker room and change your suit. It is easy to catch a cold after sweating and blowing!"

"Okay, thank you Teacher Ke."

Rong Yuheng was about to follow Zhou Shubai to the dressing room when he was suddenly stopped by Ke Ting, "Eh wait..."

Rong Yuheng stopped and looked at the forward in confusion. Seeing Ke Ting hesitated, "Do you... do you want to find a room alone?"

"..."

The four tangerines at the scene were in shock at the same time: he was still in the script of a child pretending to be a woman disguised as a man!

Wen Zezheng behind Ke Ting didn't understand the meaning of the call until this moment. He looked at the former with complicated eyes:

There may be a real problem with choosing your own friends.

Rong Yuheng was tired, "No, Teacher Ke, I just want to change with Brother Shubai."

Wen Zezong, "..."

He flicked his eyelashes, and when he was still questioning Ke Ting a second ago, he shot the enemy instantly, "I will take you over."

Zhou Shubai was keenly aware of the danger with his small animal-like intuition. He moved a little further away from Rong Yuheng, and was kind to Wen Zezong, "Thank you, Teacher Wen."

Wen Zezhen's eyes suddenly softened several degrees, and he nodded, faintly revealing two words: sensible.

Rong Yuheng and Zhou Shubai followed Wen Zezhen behind with their armored holsters to the dressing room, sweat still rippling along the way.

A few drops slid down the line of Rong Yuheng's chin, and plunged directly into the collar of the bottoming shirt, soaking a dark water mark.

Wen Zezhen in front turned his head and saw, his steps slowed down a bit.

Then he reached out and rubbed Rong Yuheng's cheek, "It's all wet."

Rong Yuheng stiffened instantly.

The skin rubbed by Wen Zezong's palm seemed to run through a burst of electricity, and Bian Chen's words suddenly popped into his mind:

Teacher Wen also has CP, it's you.

grass!

He was full of spirits, turned his head quickly, avoided Wen Zezong's hand, and his heart was pounding!

Zhou Shubai on the side was also affected by the aftershocks. He couldn’t wait to get into the holster again and sew himself in——

What an ambiguous atmosphere is this! What terrible words!

A bystander of him was blushing and heartbeat, and he didn't know how his egg stripper could withstand such lightning strikes.

Seeing Rong Yuheng avoiding, Wen Zezhen lost a second in his heart, and then he cheered himself up: Somehow it was a little bit, Wen Zezhen, come on! Next time you will get more time!

He retracted his hand seemingly unintentionally, and then asked, "Is it important, can I help you?"

Rong Yuheng glanced at Zhou Shubai, who was pretending to be deaf and dumb beside him. He felt a bit hot on his face, "No, no need..."

Upon seeing this, Wen Zexuan no longer insisted. Showing good is an art, too much is too late.

When the three of them arrived at the door of the locker room, Zhou Shubai rushed forward. Rong Yuheng was about to follow, but was stopped by Wen Zezong.

"The next door is also empty, I will take you to the next door."

Zhou Shubai said, "..." He knew it.

Rong Yuheng, "..." Wen Zezheng was strange from the beginning!

In fact, Wen Zezhen was not intentional.

He really couldn't help it anymore, and he shouldn't have come to today's game either.

However, the crew of "Cross Ocean Flower" is about to start. He will pack his bags and go to the crew tomorrow, and he doesn't know how long it will be to return.

Thinking of this, his heart is itchy, and there is still an urge to stop, always wanting to do something before leaving.

Zhou Shubai covered her ears and sneaked into the locker room. Wen Zezheng went in and took the clothes for Rong Yuheng and walked out, turning the person next door.

Entering the next room, Wen Zexang closed the door and handed over the clothes, "Change it."

Rong Yuheng, "..."

His heart was furry, he reached out his hand to take the clothes, his eyes were complicated, "You want to watch me change?"

Wen Zezhen looked righteous and awe-inspiring, "It's all men, what does it matter. Or do you mind?"

grass. Wen Zezhen said so, where can Rong Yuheng say "mind"!

But before Wen Zeleng rubbed him, it was...really almost!

There is also the phrase "I will help you".

If it hadn't been the previous one, Rong Yuheng would definitely have to send him a good person card again, but the two actions connected together would be inexplicable for people to care about.

Rong Yuheng took a deep look at Wen Zezhen:

I want Kang Kang what you want to do.

He said, "Then just watch it. I'm so good-looking, so little brother should take a look."

Wen Zezhen was almost stretched out of disguise when he was called out by a sudden "little brother".

His eyes flashed, "Quickly change yours."

Rong Yuheng did not turn his back, facing Wen Zezheng, raising his hand, and then took off the base T-shirt.

His skin was white, reflecting the light above his head, and Wen Zezhen felt the white light sway in front of him, and then he was buzzed by the impact of the next picture.

The waist is really **** thin.

Wen Zezhen felt that he shouldn't be so anxious, he overestimated his concentration.

Other grass,

Rong Yuheng didn't rush to put on his new clothes after changing his T-shirt. He still had sweat on his body, so he had to wipe it dry first.

He walked naked to the shelf next to the wall with his back facing Wen Zezong. When he raised his hand to take the towel, his beautiful shoulder blades shuddered.

Wen Zezong, "..."

Rong Yuheng was wiping in front of him, and suddenly found a shadow cast on the shelf in front of him.

He was shocked in his heart, and quickly turned to see Wen Zezhen's tall body standing in front of him, almost blocking the light above his head.

This time Rong Yuheng saw clearly: Wen Zezong's eyes were shining green.

He felt a hair, and suddenly took a step back vigilantly, with a "clang", his lower back pressed against the cold iron shelf.

"...Ning something?"

Wen Zezhen swallowed clearly, but still pretendingly said,

"You can't wipe your back, I'll help you."

The author has something to say: Rong Yuheng: What are you doing?

Wen Zezheng: Yes.

Ps. Playing with the card face: the empty ears of "Kamen Rider"

The selected song is the op "ClimaxJump" of "Kamen Rider Den King", and the scene refers to the live version of the theme song of "Kamen Rider Den King".