The System Made Me a Fool

The system makes me a dizzy lord Author: Dahun jun

National beauty pageants, appointment of eunuchs, persecution of loyal and good people, eating and drinking all day long, walking cats and dogs, raising pythons, tigers and leopards.

This is a story of an extremely faint-hearted emperor, who was disliked by ministers of civil and military affairs for a long time, but his national strength became increasingly rich, the people lived and worked in peace and contentment, and finally ruled the world.

"I have decided to allocate tens of millions of silver to build the Cloud Pavilion, and to attract the most beautiful beauties in the world."

"I have decided to allocate tens of millions of silver to build a leopard house and gather the beasts of the world."

"By the way, that black and white bear that looks like a dumpling and eats bamboo, I caught it and used it as a mount.

Chapter 1 Faint King system, starting with Zhao Yun

　　The carriage galloped across the wilderness, the carriage like a pendulum clock.

　　bang bang bang!

　　"You're in a hurry to reincarnate!" Yan Ge roared at the driver while covering his aching head.

　　"Your Majesty, the bandit army is chasing after you, you can't be slow." The driver replied.

　　"Writing? I'm still looking at it!"

　　Yan Ge grabbed the whip, and the carriage finally stopped shaking.

　　He slowed down, and suddenly realized that there was a charming and charming woman beside him, and the driver seemed to be a eunuch!

　　Looking down again, he found that he was wearing a dragon robe!

　　I go!I'm passing through? !

　　"Ding!"

　　"The Dahunjun system is loading."

　　"The loading is complete, you are the tenth generation emperor of Daqi in the central state of the Tibetan star, and the newcomer's guidance is in progress."

　　"The Shunjun system aims to cultivate the invincible Great Shunjun in history."

　　"The more absurd things the host does, the more reward points you will get. Points can be used to buy shopping mall items, lottery draws, etc."

　　"Please check the system panel for specific tasks."

　　Yan Ge's thoughts moved, and a panel immediately appeared in his mind.

　　Flirting with a good family: [-] points will be awarded.

　　Bullying men and women: [-] points will be awarded.

　　Forcing a loyal minister to death: [-] points will be awarded.

　　"Newbies have three chances to draw a lottery."

　　Suddenly, there was a big turntable in Yan Ge's mind, and the turntable started to turn as soon as he thought about it.

　　"Ding! You get a golden summoning card, which can be used to summon famous generals in history."

　　"Ding! Thank you for your patronage. Welcome to continue next time!"

　　"Ding! You got a thousand points."

　　"What level is the golden hero?"

　　As a reader of Feilu's novels, Yan Ge is no stranger to system crossing.

　　"Similar to the Three Kingdoms and Five Tigers Admiral, it depends on the host's luck."

　　"That's it!"

　　Yan Ge nodded.

　　At this moment, the carriage stopped suddenly.

　　"Kill! Kill this foolish lord, the world is ours! At that time, everyone will be promoted to rank, and it will be no longer a matter of being a prince and a minister!"

　　After the arrogant voice.

　　The carriage was circled three times inside and out by the heavy cavalry in black armor.

　　The leader is a black-faced general!

　　This person, Yan Ge also knew, was Zhou Yang, the general of the Da Qi side.

　　The general is only a fifth-rank military attache, and he cannot stand on the stage, but now it is a troubled time, and only the army has the right to speak.

　　With the support of his subordinates, Zhou Yang was invincible in Daqi, and only Zuo General Lu Hai could compete.

　　Now that Lu Hai is out to suppress the rebels, Zhou Yang has no one to control.

　　"Obviously come out and die!" Zhou Yang laughed proudly.

　　"Well! He was surrounded at the beginning, this emperor is too sad!"

　　Zhou Hao thought about it and hurriedly used the Golden Summoner Card.

　　"You traitor, you you... Then you are bold... You must not die..." Li Haifu, the eunuch driving the car, shouted tremblingly.

　　"I have to die?! Fuck you!"

　　Zhou Yang kicked Li Fuhai away.

　　"Not coming out yet? Think

　　Are you hiding in there and being a bastard? "

　　Zhou Yang slashed the curtain of the car again: "Yo, the queen is also here! Come on, everyone is blessed today. When the king is killed, everyone will open the meat."

　　"You...don't, don't come here..." the beauty Lin Peiyao called out with a pale face.

　　"Oh! Little beauty, how are you doing when I come here?"

　　Zhou Yang smiled and stepped forward.

　　"I...you come again, and I'll kill you!"

　　Lin Peiyao took out a small dagger from her arms and waved it threateningly.

　　"Tsk tsk! This thing is not for women to play!"

　　Zhou Yang smashed the dagger into the air, and then picked Lin Peiyao's clothes.

　　Obviously, he intends to concoct this little beauty with a fierce horse.

　　"stop!"

　　Yan Ge protected Lin Peiyao behind him, and shouted desperately, "Come here, escort, escort!"

　　"Yo!"

　　"I didn't see it, Lord Shun still has some courage! He also knows that the hero saves the beauty. Unfortunately, it's useless for you to break your throat! Lu Hai has already left, and he is a hundred miles away!"

　　Zhou Yang slashed at Yan Ge.

　　call out!

　　Long arrows in the sky!

　　Knock the knife away!

　　"Stop hurting my lord!"

　　The white horse and silver gun teenager shouted and killed him.

　　"Kill him for me!" Zhou Yang ordered.

　　I saw the silver spear of the young man flipping up and down, like a sea dragon, and as soon as he passed through the crowd, he saw blood flowers splashing.

　　Ten heavy cavalry fell to the ground and died.

　　Once again, ten heavy cavalry fell.

　　After seven in and seven out, all the heavy cavalry fell!

　　"This, this..." Zhou Yang couldn't believe his eyes.

　　Seeing that the young general of the white horse came over, he could not help shouting in horror: "You, don't, don't come here..."

　　puff!

　　Before he could finish speaking, he was shot in the throat.

　　"Zilong's escort is late, please forgive me."

　　The silver spear general dismounted and knelt down.

　　"No ceremony!" Yan Ge surveyed with satisfaction.

　　The five tiger generals have their own advantages and disadvantages, but the most suitable bodyguard is undoubtedly Zhao Yun!

　　Seven in seven out of a million troops, unscathed, who else can do this!

　　"Your Majesty, this hero is..." Li Fuhai got up from the ground and said in shock.

　　"I knew that Zhou Yang was going to rebel, so I gathered experts from the people and ambushed here, intending to catch him off guard!" Yan Ge said confidently.

　　Whether you believe it or not, anyway, I believe it.

　　"Sacred God!" Li Fuhai apparently believed it too.

　　Lin Peiyao still looked at Yan Ge suspiciously.

　　What kind of temperament is Yan Ge, can the person beside her not understand?It's just that it's not easy to explain the matter in front of you!

　　Da da da!

　　The dust was flying, and thousands of cavalrymen arrived in an instant.

　　The eunuch was busy looking into the distance, only to see the smoke and dust in the distance, and the flying flag of the word "stone" could be faintly seen.Li Fuhai lamented: "Your Majesty, I didn't expect that we had just left the wolf's den and entered the tiger's mouth again."

Chapter 2 Still have to put a calf