The World’s First, Second and Third are Me

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The black Balotelli stood in front of Dong Fangzhuo with hands on hips, and began to discuss with Dong Fangzhuo the cooperating knowledge.

He shook his head sadly, unwilling to say:

"I have three such good chances, you have passed too far."

"?"

Dong Fangzhuo's face was dull, didn't you not run into place? Why did it become so outrageous...

But he was not angry, and it was impossible to be angry with Balotelli.

"You have to run."

"You have to plug it in."

"I didn't expect you to pass it like this..."

"So what do you think I should pass?"

"I have seen the field of vision ten meters away, you pass a ball two meters away, it's just... alas!"

Balotelli was distressed, but Dong Fangzhuo's pass was wrong anyway.

"If Messi passed me, he would definitely pass the ball ten meters away."

Messi...

Connected with Messi? But in a moment's thought, this is not surprising. Balotelli said before that in this world, except Messi is a little stronger than him, others are not as good as him. Naturally, he will include himself in the future. It’s not enough for Messi’s 87 years, you’re 90 years old, and you’re 3 years old. What’s your relationship with Messi? Don’t think you’re in La Masia Youth Camp, you can have a relationship with him. Playing football together often...

He decided to fine-tune Balotelli.

"Mario, do you know there is a player like Messi in football?"

Obviously, Dong Fangzhuo asked this deliberately.

"Messi? Of course I know him." Balotelli's eyes glowed instantly. "He is very strong and strong. I have never seen such a strong guy. He can even solve the problem with one left foot. He is a little stronger than me."

"No, Mario, I think you are much better than him." Dong Fangzhuo sneered, "He is very strong, but he is a little worse than you."

"Really?" Balotelli suddenly seemed to radiate light on his head, thinking for a few seconds, but no one could figure out who said enough.

No, really not.

The guys are always laughing at themselves, and are happy to see Laozi making jokes. Only when he tells the truth, I’m just beeping Messi.

Ah, in this world, there is finally a big man who knows the truth.

Having figured this out, Balotelli suddenly burst into joy, and when he looked at Dong Fangzhuo again, his mood was suddenly bright and his friendship with Dong Fangzhuo rose linearly...

"I knew I was better than Messi. You have a good vision and you can see it."

"Of course, why can't I see it? The pass I just made is not in place. I should pass the ball ten meters away, just to match your speed, even Messi, and you are not as good as you are. Speed, he can't get such a ball, so your speed is better than Messi."

Um, Balotelli enjoyed the "big truth" like Dong Fangzhuo and nodded constantly. "That is, he can't run away from me, his short legs, I can let him ten meters first."

He is really confident about his speed. In the La Masia training camp, he is the first of his age and no one else can.

"And I think your passing level is also much better than him. He can penetrate the opponent's defense line. Unfortunately, your talents have no place to show. Alas!"

"Why do you say that?" Balotelli's eyes were brighter, and I thought my pass was better than Messi?

At this time, Dong Fangzhuo had stretched out his right hand and hugged Balotelli's arm. A big brother was covering his younger brother.

"Don't you know? Fack." Dong Fangzhuo deliberately lengthened the end, "I secretly tell you, don't say it outside, all the time, because no one can understand your pass intention, it is your talent too Gao, the talents of other people are too bad, I think, I will practice with you more in the future, otherwise you will pass such a coquettish ball, I actually missed it, I am not too shameful!"

"This, I want it! I want it!" Balotelli nodded sharply. "You can't waste me this, this, coquettish pass. You can rest assured that I will pass you more **** in the future, as long as you learn more Studying will definitely know my passing intentions."

Speaking of which, Balotelli suddenly raised his chest and said domineeringly, "Even if I take the ball to the goal line, I will slam the ball and pass it to you! I don't believe you can't score. "

amount……

Is this too cruel? This guy is easy not to flicker! Dong Fangzhuo smiled in his heart, more and more felt Balotelli like a cute teenager...

"However, how about the pendulum you just made? How did I..." Just halfway through, Balotelli seemed to realize that he was saying something wrong, and quickly put his right fist in his mouth, not to go on. Too.

Damn, how can I tell him I can't practice a pendulum? Absolutely not. I am a stronger guy than Messi. What is a pendulum? This kind of bad technology, I Balotelli did not look at all, hum...

In the distance, the sweaty Materazzi stared at them both in a daze.

No, can these two people get together? Balotelli's guy was just a brain...disability! Dong Fangzhuo also has talents in this respect, otherwise why the two can talk so much!

There are more teammates holding the same idea with him. Figo also frowned all the time, and it was really unacceptable to see this picture in front of him. Although he did not talk to Balotelli, but Balotelli was a minor. The reputation rang throughout the base.

However, Zanetti was very friendly. When passing the two of them, he first touched the head of Balotelli, and then said hello to Dong Fangzhuo, "Dong, good job, perfect debut."

"Mario, come with me, don't be entangled."

"I'm pestering him?" Mario squeezed his eyes, clearly dissatisfied with the captain's remarks, "We are discussing how much Messi is worse than me!"

"Messi?" Zanetti rolled his eyes, daring to treat himself and Messibi, as captain of Argentina, he directly despised Balotelli.

"You don't train well, but it's much worse than Messi. Only by conscientiously training and playing games can you catch up with Messi." Zanetti is a real person, and he's also telling the truth, but he said this Balotelli didn't listen too much.

Dong Fangzhuo's words are good.

So, after Zanetti went away, Dong Fangzhuo said: "The captain is only half right, that is, you must train and play well, otherwise Messi will catch up with you, do you want to be caught up with him? ?"

Dong Fangzhuo flashed his mind, and thought of another thing to stimulate him, "You have to get the European Golden Boy Award quickly, otherwise you will really be told that you are not as good as Messi!"

"I'll do it!" Balotelli did not do it this time, and it was better than Messi. It was absolutely impossible to be said the other way...

"I have to be quiet first to see how I got the Golden Boy Award."

Balotelli began to think, and then left alone, as if he finally found a new goal in life.

Then Dong Fangzhuo was stopped by the media reporter in the mixed area. Today his expression is so amazing, exactly like the scene of the alien Ronaldo's arrival. You know that Ronaldo did not get it when he first played for Inter Milan. Goal, and Dong Fangzhuo directly scored two, one game he has conquered the discerning Inter Milan fans.

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At the same time, Mourinho has exaggerated Dong Fangzhuo in the post-match press conference.

"He is the strongest player on the planet, not one!"

It was Dong Fangzhuo’s goal that brought him the first victory in the league. Mourinho would definitely praise Dong Fangzhuo unreservedly, and the player Dong Fangzhuo personally bought was equivalent to his confidant. How is blowing possible?

"Dong has a very high efficiency and level, he has a perfect sense of smell in front of the door, such a forward is rare in the world."

"His second goal reminds me of Ronaldo, the alien. It’s just the second maddening player I’ve ever seen. He did everything that others couldn’t. He gave us reason to believe that he He will become the new world first. He has already won the Golden Globe Awards, but I believe that he will probably take it again next year. I believe he will soon conquer the entire Apennine Peninsula!"

"He is a new phenomenon! He may not have the same gorgeous technology as Ronaldo and Ronaldinho, but he took the best of a top shooter to the extreme. He even reminded me of Van Basten."

It was not enough to compare with Ronaldo, he shamelessly pulled Van Basten out. No matter what his real thoughts are in his heart, he still hopes that Dong Fangzhuo will be so brave.

"..."

The coach's praise is nothing, and the Italian news media compliment is more convincing.

After Dong Fangzhuo scored a Serie A goal and scored twice and staged his first assist, the Italian media greatly appreciated it. "Roman Sports", "Torino Sports News" and "Milano Sports News" have reported the front page of Dong Fangzhuo's goals.

Among them, the front page of the "Torino Sports News" is a few big words: "I am here!"

"I'm coming, I'm conquering! When the Chinese director walks slowly back and forth in Sampdoria's frontcourt, you look at each other's defenders. Keeping your eyes on the Chinese Dong, it’s like a group of antelopes or zebras watching a lion cruising in front of their door. With the Chinese Dong in the team, Inter Milan is protected more than the best defenders in the world It needs to be solid."

Milan Sports Daily replaced Dong Fangzhuo's logo d9 with d2, "Bang, bang, Chinese Dong sounded Inter Milan's horn."

"We seem to be back in the summer of 1998. That omnipotent Ronaldo traveled to 2008. What is astonishing is that Ronaldo in 2008 is now lying on the bed, and his club has changed from Inter Milan to ac Milan, the world is unpredictable, but his exquisite skills like an artifact have been passed on to the Chinese Dong. This is a great inheritance..."

"Roman Sports" said, "When we praise players such as Totti and Pierrot as geniuses, what words should Chinese directors use to describe them? How should the height of genius be measured? Tonight, Chinese directors People solved Sampdoria on the road, I didn’t intend to offend Inter Milan players, but in fact, what does this victory have to do with them? If so, is it standing on the court and playing with Dong?"

The praise language of the media is also extremely exaggerated!

Inter Milan's famous and current teammates are also very explicit.

"Watching him play football is like watching a collection of goals in front of the TV. It's so exciting. Unfortunately, every time he scores a goal, I can only stand in front of the goal, but I can't go forward Celebrate." Inter Milan's main goalkeeper Cesar still praised Dong Fangzhuo after returning to Milan.

However, he was reluctant to compare Dong Fangzhuo with Ronaldo, because Cesar was not only a relationship with Ronaldo's former national teammate, but also the current incumbent of Ronaldo's ex-wife, so he quickly fell silent again, he was unwilling to talk more about Ronaldo ~ www .novelmtl.com~ As a man, my heart is somewhat shadowy. I can't stand in front of the media and say how great his wife's predecessor is?

Bergomi said bluntly: "It's time to forget Ronaldo and Vieri, even if Adriano doesn't fight, Dong will soon become King of Meazza and his arrival is unstoppable. ."

At the same time, large portraits of Dong Fangzhuo are posted everywhere in the streets and alleys of Milan; no matter where you go, you can hear people tirelessly talking about this Chinese man with magical feet. People painted a halo behind his avatar, and the text next to it was "We can't describe your greatness"-even more surprising, the fans even shouted the slogan: "Dong Fangzhuo, you are God."

In fact, people's attention to Dong Fangzhuo is far more than that. In Milan and even the whole of Italy, people are always willing to associate everything with the word "Dong Fangzhuo". For example, many restaurants are racing to launch Dishes such as "Dong Fangzhuo Burger" or "Dong Fangzhuo Steak".

Dong Fangzhuo conquered Apennine in one battle. Of course, this must have been Ronaldo's fame. However, more is that he opened up a new world with his own strength...

Dong Fangzhuo, who returned to Milan, was immediately invited by Milan TV to participate in a football show. And this show, and this show, is so familiar!

No, it's not the show, but the female anchor.

The female anchor of "Slow Motion" is Eliza Betta Canalis, which is the sexiest woman in Italy, even though Dong Fangzhuo has never seen Canalis before, but has seen n times in European magazines .

She is the most perfect xg fantasy object in the world.

Unfortunately, she...