The Years When I Disguised As a Man at the Noble Academy

Yu Chiyan felt that he was innocent, dazed, and even aggrieved.

He didn't know anything. After taking off his sunglasses, he saw two friends, one holding a vase and the other holding a chair, with murderous intent in their eyes.

Even Song Zhili, who has always been gentle, doesn't have to look at him.

And Meng Qing and Xu Yaoyao stood far away from him, as if they were looking at some pervert.

Yu Chi Yan didn't know why, but he seemed to be betrayed and separated all of a sudden.

Was it because the movie he put on tonight was so terrifying that it scared them all and touched their fragile egos?

Yuchi Yan fled, they chased him, and he couldn't fly.

In the end, Yu Chiyan also raised a chair, facing the direction of Xia Wan and Jiang Yushi, and said, "Don't come here! Don't come here!"

However, Xia Wan still held up her chair and chased after him: "Yu Chiyan! Pervert! Go to hell!!"

at last.

Yu Chi Yan covered his forehead and sat in front of the sofa.

And Song Zhili picked up the remote control and said, "Look at your favorite movie."

Yuchiyan was a little scared, but also had some expectations.

How scary is this movie? Everyone wanted to hit him when they saw it, how scary it was!

However, the moment Yu Chiyan saw the passionate clip of the two men in the picture, he snatched the remote control from Song Zhili and immediately paused the playback, asking, "Song Zhili! Are you sick? Why put such a thing on?"

Xia Wan said quietly: "Yes, only those who are sick will put such things."

Yu Chiyan: "?"

Song Zhili asked him directly: "Why, isn't it your favorite movie?"

Yu Chiyan: "???"

At this moment, Jiang Yushi picked up the sunglasses that Yuchiyan threw on the sofa and played with them, but said in surprise: "These are not sunglasses, they are pure black, you can't see anything when you put them on."

Song Zhili took the remote control to himself again, completely shut down the movie, and then asked Yu Chiyan: "Actually, you haven't seen your so-called horror movie at all."

Yu Chiyan also understood at this moment, he pointed at the screen and said in disbelief, "Is this the movie I just showed you?"

"Yeah!" Meng Qing blocked Xu Yaoyao behind him, looked at Yu Chiyan with resentment, and scolded: "I really never thought you would be such a person, I don't discriminate against homosexuals, but you can't be in public either. Let go of your niche hobbies, okay?"

Yu Chiyan immediately retorted: "I don't have such a strange hobby!"

Song Zhili continued to ask, "Since you haven't seen it, who gave you this movie?"

Yuchiyan said without hesitation: "Thank you, I asked him for a horror movie that would make you all terrified, and he gave me this."

Speaking of this, Yu Chiyan's expression became complicated, and he said, "I see! Xie Yan must have made a mistake and accidentally sent me something he liked to watch! It turns out that he likes men!"

Everyone: "…"

Xia Wan put her hand over her forehead and asked, "Yu Chiyan, think about it from another angle, is there a possibility that Xie Yan did it on purpose?"

"Intentionally?" Yu Chi Yan was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened, and he said, "No way? Xie Yan is not suggesting something to me, right? But I don't like men."

Everyone: "…"

Yu Chiyan, really, there is no help.

After half an hour.

After realizing that Xie Yan was really cheating on himself, Yuchiyan had doubts written all over his face.

Yu Chiyan said slowly, "You mean, Xie Yan deliberately made me look ugly?"

Song Zhili nodded.

The other people's faces were also written: Do you still need to ask? Is not this nonsensical?

Yuchiyan's worldview collapsed. He said, "How is that possible? Xie Yan is obviously a good person."

Xia Wan: "...?"

Only you will think that Xie Yan is a good person! !

When Xia Wan looked at Song Zhili and Jiang Yu with suspicion, she pointed at Yuchiyan again, she didn't say anything, and she seemed to say everything.

Jiang Yushi said: "Actually, this is not the first time that Yuchi has been pitted by Xie Yan, but every time he will forgive Xie Yan and forget the painful experience last time."

Song Zhili explained simply: "Because Xie Yan is very good at praising Yuchi."

Xia Wan: "…"

Understood, Yu Chiyan lost himself in Xie Yan's rainbow farts.

However, seeing Yuchiyan so "sad" now, everyone was really dumbfounded, but they still had to find a way to distract him.

So Xia Wan said: "I'm all hungry, let's go down to eat."

at the dinner table.

The topic inevitably revolves around Xie Yan.

Meng Qing seemed to appreciate Xie Yan and said, "I still have to thank Xie Yan for providing us with such happiness."

Yuchiyan complained, "Should your happiness be based on my pain?"

Song Zhili poured drinks for everyone, then returned to his seat and said, "You can clean up Xie Yan when he returns to China."

Jiang Yushi showed an expression that he had seen through a long time ago, and said, "When Xie Yan returns to China, two words can coax Yuchi to forget about it."

After all, Yuchi Yan's biggest advantage is that he really doesn't hold grudges and is easy to coax.

It's just that no one usually lets him, but Xie Yan is different. He talks to people and talks to ghosts.

And tonight's farce still affected Yu Chi Yan's appetite, and he was absent-minded after a meal.

After dinner, Jiang Yushi took out a deck of playing cards from his backpack, and Yuchiyan's eyes lit up again.

Xia Wan: "...Is this poker game really a poker game?"

"No." Jiang Yushi began to clean the cards in his hand and said, "Let's play Truth or Dare."

Meng Qing said: "Although this game is quite boring, if you win, you can force others to do things they don't want, so I agree."

Jiang Yushi said, "Otherwise, why do you think we would like to play this game?"

Of course it's because of wickedness!

And Song Zhili and Xu Yaoyao had no opinion, Xia Wan could only agree.

Truth or Dare is Truth or Dare, it's better than playing mahjong last time.

But it was a little uncomfortable to sit here, so Xia Wan suggested, "Go to my room and play."

Xu Yaoyao looked at Xia Wan in surprise and asked, "Are all of us going to your room?"

Xia Wan said, "Yes."

Of course, Xia Wan did not take them to her room, but came to Xia Mu's room.

The biggest difference between Xia Mu's room and other rooms in the entire Xia family is—

There is a huge huge bed.

Because Xia Wan and Xia Mu not only look alike, they also have the same problem, which is their ugly sleeping posture.

Xia Wan chose to have an all-inclusive bed, feeling that sleeping in this way would make her feel more secure, while Xia Mu asked for an extra bed, so that she would not have to worry about falling off when she rolled around.

Everyone sat in a circle on the bed, quite far from each other, because the bed was really big.

Jiang Yushi began to distribute poker cards to everyone. The rules were extremely simple. The person who got the smallest card was punished, and he was free to choose the truth or the big risk, and the person who got the card was responsible for deciding the big risk or putting forward the truth. .

In the first round, Song Zhili got the lowest card, and Yu Chiyan got the highest card.

The corners of Yuchiyan's lips rose wildly, and said, "Time is turning!"

Song Zhili put down the card in his hand. He knew Yuchiyan's character well and said, "I choose to be honest."

Yu Chiyan asked the question that had been haunting him for a long time but had no answer without hesitation: "What are we going to do to make you angry?"

Jiang Yushi & Xia Wan: "…"

It's been so long ago, why are you still thinking about it! Are you not happy that you didn't succeed?

And Song Zhili thought about it seriously, but still shook his head and denied: "I won't be angry."

Anger is a meaningless thing, especially with friends.

When there is anger, it is better to think about how to solve the problem so that the situation can be reversed.

"That won't work." Yu Chiyan said dissatisfiedly, "How do you play this?"

Jiang Yushi came out to smooth things out and said, "Or change the question, Song Zhili, what are you most afraid of losing? Nothing will make you afraid?"

Yuchiyan took a step back and said, "You can answer this."

Song Zhili pursed his lips and said, "I might be the first in the grade that I'm most afraid of."

Everyone: "...?"

Yuchiyan wrote: I don't understand.

Jiang Yushi understood it and said, "Your dad is getting stricter and stricter right now, isn't he still not satisfied with all the excellence?"

Song Zhili said: "Actually, I'm not very worried, it's just relatively speaking. The appearance of Xu's classmate really put a certain amount of pressure on me."

Xu Yaoyao was a little stunned, she looked at Xia Wan.

Xia Wan also immediately understood what she was thinking, and said, "Don't worry, it doesn't matter if you accidentally surpass Song Zhili. After all, my goal next time is to surpass him."

Song Zhili nodded, agreeing with Xia Wan's words, and said, "I also look forward to a real opponent."

Jiang Yushi also sighed with emotion: "The previous people all had faults with the general manager of A Song, and indeed only Xu Yaoyao's score was the closest to him."

Xu Yaoyao didn't say anything, just shook her head and smiled.

Because she knew in her heart that she was able to get this score because she worked hard.

The reason why Song Zhili took this score is because there are only so many points that can be obtained by the scroll.

Although I don't want to admit it, I have to sigh that talent really exists.

But Xu Yaoyao didn't have any envy or jealousy, because she knew that she was already very good, and she was content and happy.

Meng Qing's eyes fell on Xu Yaoyao, and it became a bit complicated, and then he was dissatisfied: "What are you doing here in grades 1, 2, and 3? This game has become a tout conference, right? It's not going to continue."

"Okay, continue." Jiang Yushi responded, and then dealt the cards again.

And this time, the lowest card is Meng Qing, and the highest card is still Yu Chiyan.

Yu Chi Yan smiled happily, forgetting all the unpleasant things before, like the goddess of luck possessed.

Meng Qing said: "I choose the big adventure."

Yu Chi Yan showed a malicious smile.

Before eating, Meng Qing asked him at least five times, "Do you really not like men?"

Yu Chiyan was determined to take revenge and make Meng Qing also suspected of her sexual orientation!

So he said: "Call your first same-sex friend on WeChat and confess to her."

The first message on WeChat proves to be a friend who often chats with a good relationship, so as to make the other party more "scared".

Sure enough, Meng Qing's expression stiffened, and he asked, "Can you change it? The first contact in the address book, or the first contact in WeChat, or you can designate someone from our school."

Seeing Meng Qing resisting so much, Yuchiyan asked strangely, "Who was the first one to make you so scared, if it's your mother, forget it."

Meng Qing gritted his teeth and said, "No."

And Xu Yaoyao smiled and said, "You still have to afford to lose when you play games."

Xia Wan: "...?"

Xia Wan's suspicious eyes fell on Xu Yaoyao's face, and she didn't understand.

This doesn't seem like something Xu Yaoyao would say, unless...

Think about what happened today.

Xia Wan can be sure that the relationship between Meng Qing and Xu Yaoyao is definitely not good.

And after Xu Yaoyao said this, Meng Qing felt a little bit like a broken jar and smashed it, and said with a smile, "Okay, I'll fight."

Meng Qing took out his mobile phone and made the first call to the WeChat contact.

Two seconds later, another phone rang.

Everyone looked at Xu Yaoyao: "?"

Xu Yaoyao's smile was stiff, and then she hung up the phone.

Then Meng Qing said, "The other party refused to accept it."

Everyone: "…"

This is too obvious!

Who would have thought that the first contact on Meng Qing's WeChat list was actually Xu Yaoyao? How did they meet? Are you still that familiar? Then why do you seem to be incapable of dealing with it all night!

Xia Wan was completely immersed in her life of doubt, because her last second inference was overturned in this second.

No, what is the relationship between Xu Yaoyao and Meng Qing? Why can't she see it?

So in the end Meng Qing was punished for drinking three drinks.

Feng shui turns, the way of heaven is good.

In the third game, something unexpected happened.

The one who got the highest card was Meng Qing, and the one who got the lowest card was Yu Chiyan, who had always been lucky.

Yuchiyan said, "Great adventure."

Meng Qing smiled and called out his name directly: "Call Xie Yan to confess."

Yu Chi Yan's face was full of disgust.

Meng Qing said innocently: "What's wrong? Is it embarrassing? I thought you liked this."

"No problem, just hit!"

Yuchiyan took out his mobile phone and called Xie Yan, there was a time difference anyway, Xie Yan was sure about this...

The call was connected quickly.

Yu Chiyan: "???"

Yuchiyan asked in disbelief, "Aren't you sleeping?"

Xie Yan replied: "It happens to be insomnia, what's the matter?"

Everyone looked at Yuchiyan in unison.

Yu Chi Yan's expression became extremely complicated, and he reluctantly said, "Thank you, I want to tell you something."

"Um?"

"I...I...I..."

When the words came to his lips, Yu Chiyan couldn't say it.

This is so outrageous, isn't it? Why do you have to confess to your good brother? What if Xie tired takes it seriously? He used to watch that kind of movie...

But under Meng Qing's eyes, Yu Chi Yan gritted his teeth and said, "I like you."

There was silence for a long time.

Jiang Yushi watched the fun and added: "Thank you, I'm here too. In fact, Yuchi has never dared to tell you that he likes you, but I didn't expect you to share that kind of film with him. Heart-to-heart! What a natural couple!"

Xie Yan: "...It's not suitable."

In just four words, he could hear his rare speechlessness.

"puff-"

Xia Wan laughed, and immediately covered her mouth with her hands.

Xia Wan thought to herself: When Xie Yan sent that kind of film to Yu Chiyan, he must have never thought that he would actually trap himself in the end.

The phone was silent for a few seconds.

Immediately, Xie Yan's voice sounded again, this time in an unhurried tone: "Because, I still prefer boys like Xia Mu."

Everyone: "...?!"

The author says:

Xia Wan: "???"

When Xia Wan watched the fun for a second, she never thought that she would end up eating melons and eating her own head.

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